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OK /sci/,

read:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20100612/sc_livescience/newtheoryforlifesfirstenergysource#mwpph
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what the hell is this?

>> No.1177582

IT HURTS

>> No.1177597

>>1177563

I'm guessing you're referring to the comments. Yes, american christfags are retards

>> No.1177741

wow, America i am disappoint.

and i'm not talking only about christfags, the anti-theists are not better than them.

why can't you be normal like Europe?

>> No.1177765

>>1177741
You Eurofags forced your Puritan Christfags on us, so now you assholes have to deal with a country run by religious fanatics holding military dominance over the entire world.

>> No.1177785

>>1177597
>Implying Europe doesn't have christfags
>Implying Christianity is completely unknown to Europe

>> No.1177791

>i think scientists just make up a bunch of random complicated words and theories that arent true just so they can get payed, why cant we just all accept that we were put on this earth and stop worrying how we got put on it, why cant we be more worried about the important things!

>> No.1177804

>>1177765

well, who would have known they wouldn't become normal like we did. and why is religion so important to you? here it's a personal thing.

also military dominance over the whole world? i don't think so, tim. and i don't think your leaders really care that much about religion, it's more about their voters.

>> No.1177824

>>1177785

of course we do. but believes are a personal thing and other things surrounding religion are regarded as tradition. anyway, we don't have fundies.

>> No.1177827

>Men, and now women, of science theorize all the time, but the sad fact is that theories change.

That's not even funny, I feel like crying.

>> No.1177842

>>1177804
>implying Euro politicians don't care more about votes than religion.

>> No.1177850
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>i think scientists just make up a bunch of random complicated words and theories that arent true just so they can get payed

>My face

>> No.1177874

>>1177842

did not imply that at all, only that your leaders probably aren't religious fanatics.

and here if some politician would come and talk about religion he would lose votes, because of secularism and such.

>> No.1177899

wow, it's like the worst religion thread on /sci/ multiplied by a million.

>> No.1177909

>I'm afraid not, Scott. Scientists have persecuted many millions. From evolutionists to progressives, the followers of early 20th century gave scientific justification for the murder of millions. Global warming alarmists have been doing these things these past 10 years? They have the same tactics and belief systems that many "religions" have and they have persecuted many and used the media as their pulpit. When they couldn't find facts, they made it up. While in the pulpit, knowingly asserting these falsehoods, is religion. Knowingly keeping the competing scientists from getting tenure is criminal, Yes, Scott, science is the new religion and not a peaceful one.

ಠ_ಠ

>> No.1177966

>>1177909

I know, it hurts.

>> No.1177975
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>> No.1178051

some people on here are so stupid

example:

>THATS STUPID LIFE CAME BECAUSE GOD MADE THE EARTH AND HUMAND YALL ARE STUPID TO THINK THAT READ UR BIBLE GENESIS 1:1 IN THE BEGINING GOD CREATED THE HEAVENS AND THE EARTH GENESIS 1:3 AND GOD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT AND THERE WAS LIGHT GENESIS 1:26 THEN GOD SAID " LET US MAKE MAN IN OUR IMAGE IN OUR LIKENESS AND LET THEM RULE OVER THE FISH OF THE SEA AND THE BIRDS OF THE AIR OVER THE LIVESTOCK AND OVER ALL THE EARTH AND OVER ALL THE CREATURES THAT MOVE ALONG THE GROUND" READ GENESIS FOR THE TRUTH!

>> No.1178060

"Look at it this way.....if I'm wrong, I've lost nothing. If you're wrong....you will have lost everything. God Bless you all."

Except wasting your only life living in a lie, not to mention missing out on being educated.

>> No.1178068

>>1178060
And also implying an actual god would be as revenge-mongering as a human (such as the douche in the bible) and punish people for using logic.

>> No.1178071

>>1177975
Americans are rich enough to sit around as lazy fucks all day holding their guns and watching TV in a multi-room house while 4/7 of the world doesn't even have plumbing? The ammo in that one room could defend a village.

Fucking fucks.

>> No.1178085

>>1177909
This is why the world hate America, fyi. Also, why do you idiots have to infest the internet with your politics no one cares about?

>> No.1178086
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1178086

>the knowledge that people didnt evolve from a fish or a monkey is true. hey, if we did come from a fish wouldnt we have gills? because the theory of evolution includes that the adaptations remain & cant be lost.

>because the theory of evolution includes that the adaptations remain & cant be lost.
>adaptations remain & cant be lost.
>cant be lost.

>> No.1178087

>Find tall-dating here. .. T a l l h u b. Co' m ,... many tall girls and guys are here..

one of the smartest comments there.

>> No.1178097

>>1178086
She probably read that we keep the genes for a lot of what we mutated from, snakes can be born with legs for example.
Of course the facts didn't keep her from imposing her half-truths, read: lying.

>> No.1178103

>>1178086

grrr

>> No.1178105

>>1178068
Awwight. Enjoy this garden I've created for you. Everything you ever need is here.
"SWEET!"
Oh, and one important caveat. Don't eat those apples.
"Wait, why?"
JUST FUCKING DON'T ALRIGHT?
"Shit, fine. Chill the fuck out, God"
-moments later, man begins the first scientific study; what the fuck is an apple-
"Well shit, this apple is a pretty alright guy"
GET THE FUCK OUT
"What?"
GET THE FUCK OUT, YOU ATE IT AND I SAID NOT TO
"Yeah, but you didn't say why. Besides, this apple is quite pleasant and nourishing."
GET THE FUCK OUT I HATE YOU
"You created me, how could you hate your own crea-"
GET THE FUCKING FUCK OUT

>> No.1178106

>It's always funny when I see stories like this.These "scientist" could use their time and the country's
money studying something more useful and just read the BIBLE to figure out how WE came about.
GOD created us and that is a fact.

>> No.1178113

i sell fancy european cheeses and cured meats, and the people i deal with on a daily basis have convinced me that everyone on the face of the planet is a fucking tool except the asians and some norse, and only because their cultures are based on consideration and respect for people around you.

WOW HOLY FUCK I HATE EUROPEAN PEOPLE SO MUCH. ENGLAND, FRANCE, AND ITALY I'M TALKING TO YOU THREE. STOP.

>> No.1178114

>>1178087
agreed

>> No.1178123

why does everyone on there capitalize god?

>I love GOD

>> No.1178132

>ya'll bible thumpers need ta stop thinking so closed minded

>> No.1178133

>>1178105

Not to mention they supposedly had no concept of wrong or right.

>> No.1178134

lol, america.

>> No.1178140
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1178140

Fundamentalism is a hereditary disease. How do you cure that?

>> No.1178150

>>1178123
They need to make sure that he can hear them.

>> No.1178164

>If God didnt exist what is the point of living? What is our purpose?

>> No.1178184

>freedom of religion is 1 thing America has that no other nation in this world has

lolwut? sure is ignorant

>> No.1178188

>>The thing to remember is that evolution is just a theory, a speculation, an unproven assumption....and NOT supported by the fossil record. I believe Jesus: "From the beginning of the Creation God made them male and female..."-- Jesus (Mk. 10:6)

>> No.1178208

>> where does energy come from? is obviously from GOD who created all living things!!!! we wouldnt be here without him who gave us life in the planet!!!! but all you opponents the day will come and thats when you are going to realize that GOD is everything and yall are going to beg for salvation but its going to be too late. so start reading the bible.

>> No.1178212

>>1178132

>LOL ...You know we may be "BIBLE THUMPERS" ...we may even be called "Crazy" to believe in God. But at least we aren't "CONFUSED"...with "NO SENSE" of direction. And you know what, those that are going to get mad cause of what I just wrote...that just confirms your "NO SENSE" of direction. LOL LOL Its cool tho...as it is wriiten.."DON'T ARGUE WITH FOOLS WITH NO SENSE"........OH...and that was written by me.

>> No.1178214

>>1178208

How can there people stuck so many obviously wrong statements in just few sentences? It's amazing.

>> No.1178218

I don't rage at this, I Baawww at ignorance

>> No.1178227

>>Fawn 19 hours ago Another thought: if we "evolved" from some other life form or whatever, then why aren't all these humans just popping up all over the place instead of being formed BY A HUMAN MOTHER?!

>> No.1178228
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1178228

>Evolution = The religion of atheists

lolwut

>> No.1178234

>The simple fact that the "proven" theory of the speed of light being a constant is now being proven wrong. The speed of light is slowing down.

>light being a constant is now being proven wrong. The speed of light is slowing down.
>The speed of light is slowing down.
>slowing down

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.1178237

>>1178227

>formed
>How is baby formed

>> No.1178250

>> This theory is a crock. God created the earth. There are hundreds of encounters by people from different times and different locations of the world who all have stories that match. This is the Bible. You people doubting it should read it some time.

>> No.1178251

>>1178234
well it actually is.

>> No.1178253

>>1178188

i don't get it where the bible quote contradicts evolution.

>> No.1178262

>Another scientific fact that would point to a -10,000 year old earth would be that the Sun expends about 200,000 Tons of energy per year, (my numbers my be off on that, but you get the idea.)

>the Sun expends about 200,000 Tons of energy per year
>about 200,000 Tons of energy
>200,000 Tons of energy
>Tons of energy

How much energy would you like today? A kilometre or a foot?

>> No.1178263

>> What a bunch of garbage. The oldest and most reliable historical texts from the 3 major religions of mankind (Islam, Judaism and Christianity) all support the Genesis account of Creation. God did it - and he did it in the way that is described in the Bible. Believe God who is incapable of lying, or believe man who struggles with manipulating truths for selfish and prideful reasons. Please don't be naive and think that the all-powerful creator of the Universe is for some reason incapable of communicating with mankind through a book he wrote called the Bible. That's a simple thing for him to do and he has done it. What's less simple is for people to swallow their pride, admit they don't know everything and admit they they need a savior God to help them.

>> I am so sorry that so few of you have a concept of God...He does exist but with a closed mind you will never discover him. If you studied the bible and other historical documents you would discover that there is far more evidence supporting the Bible than there is for Christopher Columbus discovering America. Ever hear of Josephus...a 1sat century historian...not Christian, who worte of Jesus and the crucifixion...The more science we get the more corroboration we have for the truth of the Bible...and no I am not a sheep...but a lamb...one He tends to and has shown the truth to.

>> No.1178268

>>1178253

>male and female
>in the beginning
>created

No, nothing wrong at all..,

>> No.1178269

>>1178228

you can't deny that some atheists see evolution as an ideology.

>> No.1178283

>>1178263

I need my whisky...

>> No.1178288

>>1178269

That would have to be some really fucked up atheists.

>> No.1178289

>>1178269

yes, there are educated and certifiably retarded atheists, unfortunately there are way too many of the latter

>> No.1178311

>>1178268

there had to be female and male so they could reproduce.

>> No.1178313

>So then, how could the so called lightening that struck the "premortial soup" when there was nothing to fuel the lightening to strike?

Dem lightnings need oxygen

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>> No.1178324

>If god created animals before humans, and decided that was not what he was looking for. Does that not make him imperfect?

here's one from the other side.

>> No.1178326

who do you think you are to say to me of what to do and what to say?
I grew up with out anytypewriter to teach my fingers how to type it well. Plus my computer are so strange that doing strange things I have not finish with my statements it will either go back to a different page and retype again.

What do you know about what is happening to me? Are you the judge of what must be presented to the people? First of all I am not sharing to you my views and experiences in fact. You have no difference with the Pope, VATICAN, priests or nuns etc. They did not experienced the life of a saints or they have not received any message directly to GOD and they are speaking in behalf of GOD.

You are all hypocrite! Try to do the fasting (no food intake not even taste) for one week and tell me of what you have experienced during fasting and after fastings?
I can check on you after you have experienced. Because I knew it and I 've been through and not just one week! Come on try to face the death!

>> No.1178331

>>1178283
ditto.......

>> No.1178340

>>1178227
The fuck is this shit?

>> No.1178352
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1178352

SOMEONE with an account PLEASE write a comment about fucking miracles, magnets, scientists always lying, etc.

>> No.1178363

>Dear evilutionists....read these comments from an HONEST evolutionists, Stephen Gould...

i stopped there

>> No.1178366

>>1178352

you don't have a yahoo or facebook account?

>> No.1178378

>>1178366

i already asserted myself as a pastafarian.

I use the fsjal picture

>> No.1178385

>>1178340
Her and most of these profiles seem well developed...don't think they're trolls...

>> No.1178397

>>1178234

Oh god an hero

>> No.1178398

>>1178385
Which is the scary part.

>> No.1178400

>>1178251
Wrong. Lrn2RELATIVITY.

>> No.1178423

>Transformer's created the world and Optimus Prime is our God and Megatron is our Satan.

best be troolllinggg

>> No.1178433

>>1178423
they are
lrn2shia_lebouf

>> No.1178438

>Since I was a child science has "explained" something then in a few years changed the "fact." Remeber when there were 9 planets? Just stop! God spoke it and "bang"..it happened.

>> No.1178447

>>1178438
i dont believe in pluto

>> No.1178450

>>1178438
Well I'm gonna have to agree with that. science does indeed keep changing "facts", like with pluto, good example. Seems scientists don't know what they're doing half this time.

>> No.1178460

>>1178450
You're an idiot. If they hadn't demoted Pluto, they'd have had to promote multiple other planetoids to planet status.

>> No.1178461

>If you research it Charles Darwin admited before he died that there is no way evolution was possible and he was wrong btw

is this true /sci/?

>> No.1178467

>David

>jesus was a hippie and used a lot of drugs. iraq is cradle of civilization. which also the largest opium producer in the world. no wonder people see sh it all the time.

that David is for sure an uneducated arrogant prick.

>> No.1178468

>>1178461
If you want it to be.

>> No.1178478

>>1178467

so is justme if you've seen that fag

>> No.1178486

>>1178461
If you <span class="math">believe[/spoiler] it is.

>> No.1178494

>>1178450

That's because science doesn't deal in facts, it deal in theories.

>> No.1178503

>Ahh, the classic discussion of all time: science vs. religion. This is what I have to say about the two: why not combine them?

who is this broad?

lets kill each other

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>> No.1178511

>>1178494
are you sure about that?

>> No.1178514

>>1178494
this is bullshit

it deals in both

>> No.1178518

>I believe the ancient alien theory

HAHA WHAT A FAG

>> No.1178521

>YOU SCIENTISTS ARE FALSE PROPHET LEADING THE CROWD TO PERDITION
BUT REMEMBER THAT YOU SHALL CARRY ALL THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS
YOU WANT TO TELL PEOPLE THAT LIFE EXIST FROM AN UN-LIVING SOURCE?IS THAT WHAT YOUR TRYING TO TELL PEOPLE?GOD WILL JUDGE YOU VERY SEVERELY UNLESS YOU REPENT AND CAME BACK FROM YOUR EVIL WAYS, TELL ALL THESE PEOPLE AGAIN THAT GOD EXIST AND IS THE CREATOR OF EVERYTHING,GIVE BACK HIS GLORY THAT YOU WANT TO CONFISCATE.


CAPS LOCK IS SO FUCKING GREAT

>> No.1178522

>>1178478

he uses only the out of context quotes routine, david just insults people.

>> No.1178523
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1178523

>>1178494

>> No.1178530

>>1178508
Faith is easier.

>> No.1178540

>>1178521

GOD IS CAPSLOCK

>> No.1178546

>>1178522

David's tone of voice makes him sound like a real life douche

He brings disgrace to all people named David,

Justme is a guido btw

>> No.1178566

>>1178546

look at this guy

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JOYRKUL6ANSFLLUT354SLWUSYY

>> No.1178568
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>> No.1178572

if you think angels were really aliens in acient times, then FUCK YA.
other civilizations came to this planet many thousands of years after atlantis fell and as life was naturally redeveloping other et's came to share information and some came to be worshiped like gods... yea its true bitches

>> No.1178574

>>1178566

>James Bond
>Mullet

>my face when

>> No.1178576

>>1178566

you mean this?

>On the subject of evloution, if we came from monkeys, then why are we not coming from them today? Its because God made . Darwin is as stupid as the ones who wrote this article.

>> No.1178582

>>1178460
they could have given it honorary planet status

>> No.1178583

>>1178576

I meant his mullet thing,

that comment is every single christian's argument

>> No.1178584
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>>1178572
>>Carl Sagan and Iosif Shklovsky[71] argued for serious consideration of "paleocontact" with extraterrestrials in the early historical era, and for examination of myths and religious lore for evidence of such contact. Many religions, of course, cite "deities" from the heavens with great powers unknown to man. Old Testament stories of Gabriel's trumpet, and the giving of laws to Moses, might theoretically reflect alien efforts to guide or assist primitive man. In this view, there is in fact ample evidence of alien visitation. It is simply ignored out of habit, or because of the sacred religious traditions that have grown around those incidents.

>> No.1178596

>>1178582

like Dr. Phil's honorary Ph.D

>> No.1178607

>>1178352
lol someone should do this

>> No.1178620

>First of all human,ocean,antarctic,earth and flying beens. Eat plants from the earth thousend of vegetables,minerals and beef OR proteins.

...ok

>We digest and return the waste we ate, its like a recycle waste. to take true evidence, we must be realistic. In the eyes of our human been. We are the only ones for the purpose of father. God has a name.

ok..what

>> No.1178627

>>1178583

>that comment is every single creatonist's argument

fixed, don't drag normal christians down with these idiots.

>> No.1178631

>>1178627

okay, retracted.

>> No.1178653

>>1178620

English is hard. Creationism is easy

>> No.1178662

>>1178566
DAT HAIR

>> No.1178665

>>1177563
Did we really need another thread on this?

>> No.1178670

>The term "separation of Church and state" is NEVER used in any government documents in America....that phrase originates with liberal media types over the last few years to try to remove Christianity from our heritage as a nation.....all the founding Fathers prayed and even had services in the Capitol Blgd. often.

i feel sad for you, america.

>> No.1178671

>When was the last time you saw an atom, an electron, or a proton? You can't see them right.. However, we all know they exist. That's how the existence of our God, Jehova its like. Thanks Jehova for making us part of your creation!

>> No.1178680

>>1178620

>flying been
>human beens

is that bees, bean, or something else? This guy needs to learn2spell

>> No.1178687

>>1178665

this was the first one fag. look at the times

>> No.1178692

>>1178670
>Dubya

>> No.1178700

OP here.

WHAT HAVE I DONE?
there's literally 7 threads out about this now.

>> No.1178714

All I have to say to this is:
Wow.. people on Yahoo are idiots and I don't just mean the christfags, I mean the whole lot of em. They argue like little children.

Srsly right now I'm kind of proud of the discussions I've had on 4chan .. and that's something

>> No.1178717

>I hate Jesus and the bible, it is the best fictional story ever told!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sure is retards on both sides.

>> No.1178723

>>1178717
>yahoo

>> No.1178726

>>1178714
same here

>>1178700
haha yes

>> No.1178739

>>1178700

but it's awesome. the comments are funny as hell because they are stupid.

>> No.1178742

>>1178717

don't you dare give me that agnostic bullshit

>> No.1178745

>>1177791

Best, post, ever.

>> No.1178753

>>1178739
I mean that now someone is reposting this over and over...

>> No.1178759

yahoo comments confirmed to be more retarded than foxnews.com

>> No.1178782

>>1178759

If Yahoo evolved from Fox News why are there still Fox News?

>> No.1178788

>>1178759

try yahoo answers

go to any science question board

shit sux

>> No.1178798

>>1178782

i lol'd.

>Evolution has a flaw right from the beginning. Speaking from a purely scientific view, it is NOT science.

what now, evolutionists? it is NOT science!

>> No.1178799

>1178782
BUT GOD WILLS IT

>> No.1178807

>>1178798

not a science like creation science is a science

>> No.1178812

Thanks for the information, I think God created everything with purpose. Really , Life begins in single cell and its substance multiply and became the source of life. So i think, every elements has its own utilization.

>> No.1178837

>you can believe all that evilution garbage all you want....I believe Jesus

where in the bible does it say evolution is a lie?

>> No.1178842

>>1178837

The very first page.

>> No.1178851

>>1178842

why can't we all just bake a huge cake in fill it with love and happiness and understanding? THen we can ALL share it's glory at a picnic of love and understanding

>> No.1178859

>>1178851

Because life and the world isn't that easy?

>> No.1178867

>>1178859

life is hard; cake is easy.

The cake is a truth

>> No.1178872

>>1178867
I have respect for cake.

>> No.1178877

>>1178851

Isn't that all anyone on 4chan ever wanted?

>> No.1178884

no one on yahoo knows anything at all on evolution

america, i am disappoint

>> No.1178889

>>1178842

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1%20Mose%201&version=KJV

not really. it's even first plants, then animals then humans.

>> No.1178891

fuck, i missed 6000 GET.

>> No.1178896

>If you believe that your great great great great great great great grandfather was an Ape, that is your problem!!

I hate people like this^

>> No.1178899

>>1178889
yes, but birds and fish were at the same time

>> No.1178901

>>1178896

me too, and i'm a catholic.

>> No.1178906

>>1178889

>In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

Yeah, except earth came to be only about 4.5 billion years ago, around 9.25 billions years after the big bang and all the processes that created the stars and galaxies that we now see.

>> No.1178911

>>1178899

i know. still not telling that evolution is a lie.

>> No.1178916

i don't see anything about dark energy in there

>> No.1178924

people hate scientists, why?

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>>1178867

The cake is a lie. The weighted companion cube would never lie to me or threaten to stab me.

>> No.1178930

>>1178906

but only after that he created day and night, or time. also god's days don't have to be human days, he's god after all. also the first part kind of resembles the cooling of the earth.

>> No.1178938

>>1178924

Dem smart pplz make me feel infeeriur. I'sa gun kill 'em

>> No.1178940

>Another thing, how is trying to share the truth forcing ideas on people any more than teaching grossly flawed theories in all public schools. Evolution is a religion, because, who was there 426t32546536 million billion years ago to see evolution? No one.
>426t32546536 million billion years ago

>> No.1178943

>>1178930

Except the sun is much older then the earth, besides there were many other stars and galaxies shining before earth was formed. This is absurd.

>> No.1178945

>>1178940

Wow, that's...

Just wow.

>> No.1178956

>>1178940

thats fancy talk for 10,000 years

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The comments...oh god the comments...

>> No.1178969

>It was GOD...Mystery Solved! Save our tax paying dollars and open your heart!

we are screwed in 12 years if people think this

>> No.1178994

>>1177765
aint that america
home of the free
aint that america
home to me
me
me
yeah baby

>Bruce Springsteen

>> No.1178996

>>1178943

maybe the earth's atmosphere didn't let light through? anyway don't expect pin-point accuracy from a 2000 year old book. but again, it doesn't really tell that evolution is a lie.

>> No.1179006

I'm not a scientist, but I know how the earth was formed. "In the beginning God created the Heavens and the Earth." Genesis 1:1. Easy

>> No.1179021

>>1179006

prove it

>> No.1179030

>"then who created the scientest to do this , GOD "

a strong argument right there.

>> No.1179033

>>1179030

but the bible says-

>> No.1179040

>Will science be able to save your soul from eternal torment when all sinners and non-believers are cast into the lake of fire?

>Repent ye sinners, for the kingdom of God is at hand! Bible prophesy is unfolding like a road map!

>Repent ye nasty homosexuals!
>Repent ye naysayers!
>Repent ye drug/alcohol addicts!
>Repent ye adulterers!
>Repent ye liars and thieves!
>Repent ye murderers (abortionists included)!

>Charles Darwin will not save you I promise! I speak only the truth!

>> No.1179046

everytime they say bible thumper i get so pissed

>> No.1179067

I have seen SO many spellings of evolution today

>> No.1179070
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>>1179046

I say bible humper instead. How does that make you feel?

>> No.1179075

>Any one know why those things happend than and non now???????????

the spelling, it hurts.

>> No.1179083

>>1179070
Not sure; it's more offensive, but also more original...

>> No.1179086

> ragemonkey666

> ATHEISTS WILL RAIN IN HEAVEN BIT#%ES!!!

wtf?

>> No.1179088

>>1179040
>G
>GR
>GRE
>GREE
>GREEN
>GREEN T
>GREEN TE
>GREEN TEX
>GREEN TEXT
>IS FOR NIGGERS

>> No.1179104

>>1179070
Makes me feel horny. Sodomy.

>> No.1179111

Personally.. I am a firm believer in God and Jesus Christ and have seen many miracles in my life from God. I believe God created the earth and everything in it. And I'm not here to force my religion upon anyone.. I'm just here to tell you what I believe. May you all have a blessed day..

This comment is tolerable.

>> No.1179137

thank you OP for this awesome thread!

>> No.1179150

>>1179088
Implying greentext

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1179158

>>1179137

>> No.1179160

>Well in Isrial people believe in only God. But back way then like 10 thousand years ago when Jesus came to earth. The disiples wrote the book te Jews wrote the Old Testiment and the Desisples wrote the New Testiment they where eye witnesses. and his last words when they killed him where. Lease forgive them God for they do not know wha they are doing. Then 3 days later he rose from the dead. please consider this i know you guys don't want to believe but you just think about it and im open to anything you have to say about your religion. Thank You

>> No.1179173

>>1179158

not sarcasm, it was fun as hell.

>> No.1179186

>>1179111
Why is that tolerable? It is completely pointless and has no place there.

>> No.1179202

>>1179186
because she didn't use caps lock or jam her opinion down my throat.

>> No.1179208

>>1179186

in comparison to the other 6000 comments it's even welcome.

>> No.1179209

>I do not believe humans evolved from swamp chowder...I kind of think humans were sent to this colony because the human specie,,like the dinosaurs were either uncivilized or just undesired in terms of a civilized society.....look how civilized earth is today

this post...oh, this is funny

>> No.1179219

>>1179202
I'm an atheist, but I acknowlege that some Christians are great people or scientistts

>> No.1179233

>>1179209
Oh god. This is...

>> No.1179245

>>1179219

there are good and bad people everywhere, it doesn't really depend on their religion (or race, sex or anything for that matter).

>> No.1179261

>>1179245
Peter, with great power comes great responsibility

>> No.1179271

It makes me sad to hear those who think there is no god because it means they are never going to enjoy the wonder I expect to enjoy.

>I expect to enjoy

>> No.1179282

>this world makes no sense. everything is a cover up..for all we know, were all in a coma hooked up to some machine that controls our actions and feelings. its basically like a game of Sims only when we talk we make sense and when we have kids, they dont appear in a cradle lol

motherfucker doesn't know about matrix.

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>>1179261

>> No.1179338

>>1179282
Neo?!

>> No.1179347

compared to these people, /b/tards are intellectuals.

>> No.1179376

>>1179338

morpheus?!

>> No.1179392

>>1179282
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters
To meeeee

>> No.1179410

You're welcome to think that we were created by a g-d, but when your hypothesis is challenged on a scientific basis, it is in your own best interests to respond on a scientific basis.

I'm not saying you don't have freedom of speech, I'm just saying that declarations of faith aren't exactly viable in the realm of science. Fact. Over and done. End of story.

There's nothing anti-religious about it, it's just how science works, and if you don't know why, you're ignorant (as most people are -- and have every right to be -- about things with which they are relatively unconcerned); different people have different areas of expertise, and science isn't yours, so leave it to the people who've invested their lives in the pursuit of it.

EVOLUTI0NFAG STATUS:
TOLD [X]
NOT TOLD []

>> No.1179415

Bump

>> No.1179461

>>1179410

why evolutionfag status?

>> No.1179483

>"It is the duty of all nations to acknowledge the providence of Almighty God and to obey His will". -- George Washington

yeah, sure.

>> No.1179516

>>1179461
whoops, I meant the other one

sorry, It's late and I'm tired.

Trolling is such a daunting task...

>> No.1179584

This was fun

>> No.1179590

What is this new theory in TL:DR?

>> No.1179592

>This is the fault of WOMEN. Eve, the mother of all evil has brought this plague upon us. Blame women!! They're all prostitutes who are incapable of loving!!

hahahaha, that guy obviously was cheated over.

>> No.1179601

>>1179590
ATP was created from something

>> No.1179606

>>1179590

people come from alien meteors.

>> No.1179656

a good thread it was... by everyone.

>> No.1179709

These things happen everytime yahoo puts up a science article of any kind. Great for lulz

>> No.1179715
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1179715

Remember this?

About an article mentioning how NASA was going to crash a rocket into the Moon's surface so they could examine the components of the debris?

>> No.1179716

>>1179709

Oh god, after every earthquake, peopl cram to the articles yelling REPENT

>> No.1179720
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>>1179715
>>1179715

Or this, from news.yahoo's equally retarded brother.

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1179723

>>1179720
>>1179720

Finally, have some FOX News to top it off.

If you can read through these 3 pictures without contemplating suicide, you're a better man than I.

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1179732

>>1179715
>>1179720
>>1179723

>> No.1179737

>>1179720
I couldn't read it all. I'll go crazier than Creationists if I try to read even 25% of that crap. The thing that makes me rage the hardest is that, these retards, the worst of them all, are told to reproduce. Meaning that the stupid genes are bein-FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.1179740

>>1179715
YEA I FUCKING REMEMBER

I THOUGHT ID AN HERO RIGHT THERE

>> No.1179759

>>1179720

I made it to the first stopped

>> No.1179767

>>1179732
I wonder how stupid those people that thought that the moon would rip in half feel about now.

>> No.1179773

holy fucking comment shitfest

>> No.1179848

>>1179767

i doubt they even realized it.

>> No.1179900
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1179900

Fellow /sci/borgs,

When you stumble across a true creationist thread/post (say on Yahoo, 4chan, Facebook, etc.), I strongly urge you to wipe the proverbial sole of your shoe and post this link:

http://evolution.berkeley.edu/evosite/misconceps/index.shtml

The more exposure to an easy to understand source of information intent on debunking the myths propagated by creationists, the better.

Thank you.

>> No.1179912

>>1179715
>>1179720
>>1179723

america, i give you 7 more years.

>> No.1179983

>>1179912
Till what?

>> No.1179988

>>1179983

shit hits the fan,

>> No.1179996

>>1179912
Really, I say in 2012 when Palin takes office and evolution is banned from schools...

>> No.1180000

>>1179988

already happened

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>>1180000

i mean elephant shit hits the fan in the pic.

>> No.1180034

>>1179996

>freedom of speech

>> No.1180074

>>1179723
>>1179720
>>1179715
12/10 I fucking raged.

>> No.1180080

>>1180034
>tea party creationist nutjobs

>> No.1180238

>>1180080

>I can see Russia from my kitchen

>> No.1180261

>>1180238
>Close the curtains when you fap

>> No.1180312

>>1180261

>Fritzl's basement has no windows

>> No.1180338

>>1180312
>Try not to get sick and expose yourself to the world

>> No.1180424

>>1179720
>what physical evidence proves the theory of evolution? forget the fossil record, it's so full of missing links it makes a zen garden look crowded

wait what?

>> No.1180432

>>1180424

oh yes, i thought this too.

>> No.1180640

>>1179601
WTF is ATP?

>> No.1180766

>>1180640

Organic Energy

Adensoine Triphosphate

>> No.1181170

>>1180766
I don't speak geek, lameman's terms please?

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>this thread

>> No.1182153

>>1182136

what's wrong with the thread? the comment section is the problem.

>> No.1182154

>>1181170

Then get the fuck off my /sci/

>> No.1182169

>>1181170
It delivers the energy in cells to perform any number of tasks. Protein need activation, jam one of these on the side for a short sharp shock of motive power.

>> No.1182421

>>1181170

Which part was too hard? Organic or energy?

>> No.1182426

Evolution goes against all the laws of science yet evolutionists say it is a fact. Science is being able to observe things. Evolution is not observable. We can observe dogs coming from dogs, cats coming from cats, humans coming from humans,etc., yet somehow we cannot observe evolution. That is because it did not happen and it is not possible for it to happen.


JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY COUNTRY?!