Quantcast
[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / g / ic / jp / lit / sci / tg / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports / report a bug ] [ 4plebs / archived.moe / rbt ]

/vt/ is now archived.Become a Patron!

/sci/ - Science & Math


View post   

[ Toggle deleted replies ]
File: 89 KB, 857x879, Demo-2 Patch.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734027 No.11734027 [STICKY]  [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

Florida weather edition
>American Astronauts On American Rockets From American Soil!
THIS IS THE FIRST MANNED ORBITAL SPACE LAUNCH FROM THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA SINCE 2011

Launch time: Saturday, May 30 3:22 PM EDT / 19:22 UTC
Joint SpaceX / NASA livestream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIZsnKGV8TE (coverage starts 110 minutes from this post!)

Probability of violating weather constraints: 50%
Backup launch date: Sunday, May 31 3:00 PM EDT / 19:00 UTC
Launch pad: LC-39A, Kennedy Space Center, Florida (East coast of the United States)
Falcon 9 first stage booster number: B1058.0
Falcon 9 first stage booster landing: Yes, on autonomous spaceport droneship ‘Of Course I Still Love You’
Payload & mass: Crew Dragon (C206.0) with two American NASA astronauts onboard (Doug Hurley, Bob Behnken); >9,525 kg
Destination & orbit: International Space Station; ~400 km @ 51.64°
Commercial Crew Press Kit: https://www.nasa.gov/sites/default/files/atoms/files/commercialcrew_press_kit.pdf
This launch will support Expedition 63 on the Space Station: https://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/station/expeditions/expedition63/index.html

Read more about this launch and the NASA commercial crew program:
>https://www.spacex.com/launches/
>https://www.nasa.gov/specials/dm2/
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crew_Dragon_Demo-2
>https://www.nasa.gov/specials/ccp-press-kit/main.html

Stats: This will be the 52nd landed first stage, and 86th Falcon 9 launch. It is the 8th SpaceX launch of 2020.

>> No.11734030 [DELETED] 

SCRUBBED

>> No.11734034 [DELETED] 

blahem

>> No.11734036 [DELETED] 
File: 805 KB, 970x932, Mutta1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734036

>inb4 it gets scrubbed again

>> No.11734038 [DELETED] 
File: 762 KB, 2048x1687, turtle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734038

>> No.11734042 [DELETED] 
File: 3.61 MB, 6144x3973, 49943694686_3f2f512144_6k.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734042

>>11734038
well I'm dumb, it's actually a tortoise

Here's a cool pic

>> No.11734043 [DELETED] 

Are we a GO for LAUNCH??

>> No.11734047 [DELETED] 
File: 1.46 MB, 1680x1338, yoink.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734047

>>11734043
go for proceeding with the launch count

>> No.11734049 [DELETED] 

>>11734043
we're a GO for GETTING FUCKED BY WEATHER

>> No.11734050 [DELETED] 
File: 272 KB, 1171x1511, weather30s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734050

>>Weather

>Streams
https://www.nasa.gov/live

>> No.11734056 [DELETED] 

>>11734038
blue origin making some progress I see

>> No.11734059 [DELETED] 
File: 29 KB, 250x250, 36d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734059

Its a nothingburger. space is over

>> No.11734063 [DELETED] 

I'm happy with any result. Either America is BTFO once again or Musk succeeds and we might actually see man on Mars in our lifetime

>> No.11734064 [DELETED] 
File: 3.47 MB, 3557x3303, 1590814647747.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734064

>>11734047
tell me, why does he steal the patch?

>> No.11734070 [DELETED] 

>>11734064
it's a launch tradition
just NASA things

>> No.11734075 [DELETED] 
File: 121 KB, 967x768, 18889677365_aa383ed723_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734075

For non-americas (or non-floridians): yes, alligators do exist, yes they're a normal part of the Florida fauna, and yes they're EVERYWHERE at the space center. Here's a pic from 1969 outside the VAB.


https://www.iflscience.com/space/see-you-later-alligator-reptile-removed-from-launch-pad-during-spacex-flight-preparations/
>Frank Robb, an alligator trapping agent, explained how he was called by NASA to remove an alligator that had wandered onto the launch pad during preparations for the historic crewed mission’s take-off.
>“He had walked in the security gate, and was walking around there, just taking a stroll,” Robb said. “I think he wanted to go for a spaceflight personally – alligators in space is something we’re missing.”
>Luckily for Robb, this was no wild goose chase, and the gator was rounded up promptly. “I just put a rope on him, caught him and he loaded up in the truck pretty easy,” he explained.

>> No.11734077 [DELETED] 

dubs and its cancelled again

>> No.11734080 [DELETED] 
File: 387 KB, 680x708, 4582347.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734080

>>11734077
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.11734081 [DELETED] 

assuming they follow the same schedule

Here’s an overview of the countdown milestones ahead:

-04:15:00 Crew weather brief
-04:05:00 Crew handoff
-04:00:00 Suit donning and checkouts
-03:22:00 Crew walk out from Neil Armstrong Operations and Checkout Building
-03:15:00 Crew transportation to Launch Complex 39A
-02:55:00 Crew arrives at pad
-02:35:00 Crew ingress
-02:20:00 Communication check
-02:15:00 Verify ready for seat rotation
-02:14:00 Suit leak checks
-01:55:00 Hatch close
-00:45:00 SpaceX Launch Director verifies go for propellant load
-00:42:00 Crew access arm retracts
-00:37:00 Dragon launch escape system is armed
-00:35:00 RP-1 (rocket grade kerosene) loading begins
-00:35:00 1st stage LOX (liquid oxygen) loading begins
-00:16:00 2nd stage LOX loading begins
-00:07:00 Falcon 9 begins engine chill prior to launch
-00:05:00 Dragon transitions to internal power
-00:01:00 Command flight computer to begin final prelaunch checks
-00:01:00 Propellant tank pressurization to flight pressure begins
-00:00:45 SpaceX Launch Director verifies go for launch
-00:00:03 Engine controller commands engine ignition sequence to start
-00:00:00 Falcon 9 liftoff

>> No.11734082 [DELETED] 
File: 15 KB, 482x321, enememe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734082

>>11734043
Not sure but in the meantime you know what they have to do.

>> No.11734084 [DELETED] 
File: 1.49 MB, 5370x2976, Falcon 9 Launch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734084

>>11734081

>> No.11734086 [DELETED] 

>>11734077
shit

>> No.11734087 [DELETED] 

>>11734075
there are alligators in more than just Florida, anon
they're all up and down the Carolina coast

>> No.11734088 [DELETED] 
File: 10 KB, 251x242, 1590675120314.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734088

>>11734077

>> No.11734089 [DELETED] 

>>11734082
In Tim Peake's book, they have a choice of a 'russian style' or 'american style' before launch. He didn't say what the differences were. They're also allowed to piss on the tyres of the transport bus after getting to the launchpad if they need to

>> No.11734090 [DELETED] 

>>11734077
Wew

>> No.11734091 [DELETED] 

>>11734027
>two American NASA astronauts onboard (Doug Hurley, Bob Behnken); >9,525 kg
americans...

>> No.11734093 [DELETED] 
File: 2.56 MB, 336x335, 1581696925922.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734093

>>11734080

>> No.11734096 [DELETED] 
File: 739 KB, 3227x1125, WIDE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734096

>>11734091

>> No.11734097 [DELETED] 

>>11734091
that's including all the food and air they'll need for the next four weeks (they'll only be using two days of it

>> No.11734102 [DELETED] 

>>11734042
Where's the rocket? or isn't there supposed to be one in that pic?

>> No.11734103 [DELETED] 

>>11734102
it's behind the thing on the right

>> No.11734106 [DELETED] 
File: 435 KB, 2048x1600, 49947173781_ca024aefd4_k.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734106

>>11734102
The rocket is off to the right; the black thing is the pad tower

>> No.11734108 [DELETED] 
File: 374 KB, 2048x1392, 49951173438_f878865d38_k.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734108

we sticky now

>> No.11734109 [DELETED] 
File: 724 KB, 1014x593, 9246795.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734109

>>11734091

>> No.11734111 [DELETED] 

Assuming we get a launch today, what is the schedule for the next major launches? Anything else this year?

>> No.11734112 [DELETED] 
File: 455 KB, 2048x1030, 1590467071051.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734112

>>11734042

>> No.11734113 [DELETED] 

>>11734111
Next crewed launch is August 30.

>> No.11734115 [DELETED] 

>>11734089
based on having seen a lot of enema porn, I'm guessing Russian Style is the gravity-assisted kind where they hold up a bag and a tube
That or Russian Style means someone administers it to you while American style is DIY

>> No.11734116 [DELETED] 

>>11734111
aint happening >>11734077

>> No.11734118 [DELETED] 

>>11734111
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USCV-1
Crew-1, with jaxa

>> No.11734121 [DELETED] 

>>11734111
Mars 2020, Starliner re-try of unmanned docking, a bunch of Starlink launches.and yeah this >>11734113 first operational Crew Dragon flight. Plus, maybe orbital Starship test (I'm optimistic)

>> No.11734123 [DELETED] 

>>11734070
>government agency's tradition is stealing things
fitting

>> No.11734124 [DELETED] 
File: 44 KB, 710x577, 1574975107918.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734124

>>11734121
I keep forgetting that starliner is a thing

>> No.11734125 [DELETED] 

>>11734123
they give it back later

>> No.11734126 [DELETED] 

Sticky for scrub!

>> No.11734127 [DELETED] 
File: 374 KB, 480x880, 1581293002713.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734127

>>11734103
>>11734106

>> No.11734129 [DELETED] 
File: 3.66 MB, 5541x2577, nhq202005210003.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734129

>> No.11734135 [DELETED] 

Everydayastronaut has a live view of the pad:
https://youtu.be/cXX6jgeP-5I

>> No.11734136 [DELETED] 

>>11734124
Garrett Reisman (astronaut, SpaceX mission assurance guy / now consultant) says that at SpaceX they used to call Starliner the POS-100

>> No.11734142 [DELETED] 

>>11734135
>blue skies
JUST FUCKING LAUNCH IT ALREADY!

>> No.11734145 [DELETED] 

>>11734142
I say go for it and then use the Super Dracos as extra deltaV to align with ISS

>> No.11734147 [DELETED] 
File: 709 KB, 2047x1121, 49927174291_6f33756884_k.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734147

>> No.11734149 [DELETED] 

>>11734145
super dracos are worse for deltav than the dracos, they have less ISP, and they share fuel tanks

>> No.11734151 [DELETED] 

>>11734147
>Dr Pavel, I'm NASA
>The flight plan I filed with the agency lists me, my memes, and Mr Hurley here

>> No.11734152 [DELETED] 

>>11734147
is that matt damon

>> No.11734153 [DELETED] 
File: 744 KB, 3000x2000, bob_and_doug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734153

>>11734151
kek

>> No.11734154 [DELETED] 

>>>/skandi/ tuning in

>> No.11734158 [DELETED] 
File: 46 KB, 679x434, 71wblD2FIWL._AC_SX679_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734158

DM-1 had a plush earth as the 0-g indicator. DM-2 has this thing. Cute!
Wonder what Doug&Bob named the capsule... we'll supposedly find out today

>> No.11734159 [DELETED] 

>>11734111
They also need to come back you know.
Why everybody only talks about launches.

>> No.11734160 [DELETED] 

>>11734158
The Starliner.

>> No.11734163 [DELETED] 

>>11734153
bob is thinking about the starship explosion, look at his eyes

>> No.11734164 [DELETED] 

>>11734152
After he ate too much martian potato.

>> No.11734165 [DELETED] 
File: 7 KB, 250x250, 1577656517811.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734165

>It's another "USA is the only country in the world" pinned edition

/sci/ may be the most nationalist board on 4chan

>> No.11734169 [DELETED] 

So why did the starship explode?

>> No.11734173 [DELETED] 

>>11734165
OP did specify "american launch" and didn't use dumb buzzwords like "return of human spaceflight".

>> No.11734174 [DELETED] 

>>11734165
okay, let us know when you put people into space on a homegrown rocket

>> No.11734175 [DELETED] 

>>11734165
It's either one sticky or a dozen threads about this launch. Which do you prefer?

>> No.11734177 [DELETED] 

>>11734169
ULA snipers, exhausting every PR option

>> No.11734178 [DELETED] 

>>11734147
>these are the best of the best the greatest country in the world has to offer

>> No.11734183 [DELETED] 

>>11734147
BEST OF THE BEST, SIR

>> No.11734190 [DELETED] 
File: 1.32 MB, 3000x1331, hurleyand_behnken.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734190

>> No.11734191 [DELETED] 
File: 202 KB, 1196x720, Capture+_2020-05-30-16-09-07.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734191

IMPOSSIBRU

>> No.11734192 [DELETED] 

>>11734147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXRi28W-ENY
46 seconds in

>> No.11734193 [DELETED] 

>>11734190
>glasses
I thought only the fittest could be astronauts

>> No.11734195 [DELETED] 

What is the shitliner even going to launch on? Atlas V?

>> No.11734196 [DELETED] 
File: 274 KB, 562x351, Screenshot_2020-03-05 sad anime face at DuckDuckGo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734196

The space suits are awful... that's not what we were promised when I was young...

>> No.11734199 [DELETED] 

>>11734195
trampoline

>> No.11734200 [DELETED] 

>>11734195
Yes

>> No.11734202 [DELETED] 
File: 1.20 MB, 4288x2929, mike_good.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734202

>>11734193

>> No.11734203 [DELETED] 
File: 27 KB, 600x338, 26edfd25db635f016ef52e863daab151.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734203

>>11734196
I agree, not nearly enough red

>> No.11734205 [DELETED] 

>>11734193
he has a little pouch with a cleaning cloth that goes in a leg pocket. Maybe contacts act funny in space with microgravity messing with eyeballs?

>> No.11734207 [DELETED] 
File: 77 KB, 415x495, external-content.duckduckgo.com.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734207

>>11734193
That's what I thought too but then I saw astronauts over 50 and even close to 60 years old We still have hope :)

>> No.11734210 [DELETED] 

>>11734205
That and with fluids shifting throughout the whole body the eyeball probably feels some changes. I know for a while NASA was investigating why some astronauts were losing eyesight capacity when coming back from ISS

>> No.11734211 [DELETED] 

Weather is being controlled by boeing, it will keep being delayed.

>> No.11734214 [DELETED] 
File: 870 KB, 2048x1312, spacex_falcon_9_rollout.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734214

>> No.11734216 [DELETED] 

>>11734196
>>11734203
they aren't eva suits you retards

>> No.11734220 [DELETED] 

>>11734214
It's not that big

>> No.11734221 [DELETED] 

>>11734211
>Boeing flying planes cloud seeding storms

>> No.11734222 [DELETED] 

>last stream
>everything comfy as fuck
>long ride to the pad
>all the ceremony

You wouldnt believe how fucking mad i was

>> No.11734223 [DELETED] 

>>11734160
The ultimate shitpost

>> No.11734225 [DELETED] 

>>11734216
the gundam suit is an IVA suit, dumbass

>> No.11734226 [DELETED] 
File: 736 KB, 2048x1039, dragon_with_access_arm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734226

>>11734220
how does it fit anon?

>> No.11734227 [DELETED] 

CLOUDS MOVING IN

>> No.11734228 [DELETED] 
File: 102 KB, 1600x900, 1410477529947.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734228

>spaysex

>> No.11734229 [DELETED] 

>>11734222
They were pretending for way to long that they're launching that rocket.

>> No.11734230 [DELETED] 
File: 1.31 MB, 2048x1365, spacex_falcon_9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734230

>>11734227
stfu

>> No.11734231 [DELETED] 

>>11734225
nope. I'm not believing it, so you're wrong.
I've realised I'll just believe what I want.

>> No.11734233 [DELETED] 
File: 105 KB, 850x478, 1533c586c92af680ddd330cff927c516.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734233

>>11734231

>> No.11734235 [DELETED] 
File: 18 KB, 489x857, 1589714914282.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734235

>>11734228

>> No.11734237 [DELETED] 

>>11734165
Oh boy, another cringy anthem.

>> No.11734239 [DELETED] 

what time is the launch

>> No.11734240 [DELETED] 

>>11734077
NOOOOOOOO

>> No.11734242 [DELETED] 

>>11734239
In 5 bongs.

>> No.11734243 [DELETED] 

>>11734077
No.

>> No.11734244 [DELETED] 

>>11734239
3:15 ET

>> No.11734245 [DELETED] 

>>11734239
>Saturday, May 30 3:22 PM EDT / 19:22 UTC

>> No.11734248 [DELETED] 
File: 619 KB, 3840x2160, real.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734248

>> No.11734249 [DELETED] 

Off to Sainsbury's to buy snacks, you lads want anything?

>> No.11734251 [DELETED] 

>>11734249
Corn nuts, BBQ flavor.

>> No.11734253 [DELETED] 
File: 1.72 MB, 3840x2625, 46907789351_b5d7dddb42_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734253

>> No.11734256 [DELETED] 

How long until the launch?

>> No.11734257 [DELETED] 

>>11734249
crunchie lad

>> No.11734258 [DELETED] 
File: 101 KB, 463x658, 73478468.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734258

>>11734249
cheeky box yum yums

>> No.11734259 [DELETED] 

>>11734256
5 hours

>> No.11734260 [DELETED] 

>>11734228
>>11734235
who doesn’t want sex in space

>> No.11734269 [DELETED] 
File: 1.22 MB, 3000x2000, SpaceX performs modifications to Launch Complex 39A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734269

>>11734256
fukken retard lazy newfag phoneposter go back to r/spacex
https://spacecoastlaunches.com/

>> No.11734270 [DELETED] 

>>11734256
a little under five hours stream starts in 45 minutes

>> No.11734271 [DELETED] 

>>11734165
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>> No.11734273 [DELETED] 

>>11734165
Sage yourself into the abyss, chang

>> No.11734275 [DELETED] 

>Musk
Musk
>Musk
Musk
>Musk
Musk
>Musk
Musk
>Musk
Musk
>Musk
Musk

>> No.11734278 [DELETED] 
File: 124 KB, 1072x604, 9569579.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734278

>>11734260
those who need to reach it first

>> No.11734279 [DELETED] 
File: 1.15 MB, 1075x830, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734279

>>11734269
why the fuck

>> No.11734281 [DELETED] 

>>11734193
Not much wrong with glasses imo.
If you get flung around that much, that your glasses fall off, then nothing else is probably going to matter.

I'd guess that contacts are out of the question because "if" something gets in your eye, while you have contacts in that eye becomes pretty much unusable and you can't even fix it under the helmet.
Also cleaning them would be hard in zero G.

>> No.11734285 [DELETED] 

>>11734165
>on am American website
>made by an American
>typing in english
ISHYGDDT

>> No.11734286 [DELETED] 
File: 87 KB, 645x773, 1557426620198.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734286

Hmmm do I want to spend 4 hours watching a bunch of nerds do and say the exact same thing they did last time only to call the whole thing off again 20 minutes before launch or do I want to spend 4 hours watching Americans loot stores and attack each other...

>> No.11734289 [DELETED] 
File: 171 KB, 778x951, 2015-3379.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734289

>>11734279

>> No.11734292 [DELETED] 

>>11734286
both, duh

>> No.11734298 [DELETED] 

>>11734205
Contacts act funny even on earth, my ophthalmologist gave me a pair of contacts to test drive and they were a pain in the ass to put on and remove and it fucked up my vision for months by giving me light halos and hypersensitivity, I don't know how contacts became a thing.

>> No.11734300 [DELETED] 

>>11734158
"Boing needs a new trampoline"

>> No.11734304 [DELETED] 

>>11734286
>he doesn't have a multi-monitor setup
Like I said in the other thread, this is Apollo 8 event all over again. Firsts in space and riots in the US.
It's not Christmas though. Ah well.

>> No.11734305 [DELETED] 
File: 311 KB, 2048x1295, NHQ202005210010.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734305

>> No.11734307 [DELETED] 

>>11734286
Watch ooga boogas first, then watch the rocket launch

>> No.11734308 [DELETED] 

>>11734286
Looting is happening after the supposed launch.

>> No.11734309 [DELETED] 
File: 312 KB, 1280x720, demo-2-walkout-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734309

>> No.11734310 [DELETED] 

>>11734286
netflix just added space force today, might actually give that a try instead of hours of NASA cocktease, or rioting monkey apes

>> No.11734312 [DELETED] 

how's the weada?

>> No.11734313 [DELETED] 
File: 67 KB, 628x876, Halo Infinite - happy Pilot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734313

Australian here, just wanted to say that I am proud to watch this historic moment with my American brothers and sisters.

>> No.11734316 [DELETED] 

>>11734312
Storms in 30

>> No.11734317 [DELETED] 

>>11734310
I don't know how they managed but they made a show about space look boring as all fuck, carell doesn't even act wacky which is his whole point.

>> No.11734319 [DELETED] 

>>11734313
Cheers bro. Hopefully you guys can team up with NZ or something to do your own space program one day.

>> No.11734320 [DELETED] 

>>11734319
Yes, one can hope.

>> No.11734324 [DELETED] 

>>11734319
More likely they will group up with CN.

>> No.11734326 [DELETED] 

>>11734147
why do they look 60?

>> No.11734327 [DELETED] 
File: 372 KB, 711x947, 1588456190056.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734327

>>11734319

>> No.11734330 [DELETED] 

>>11734326
because doug is 53 and bob is 49 and they've had work-intensive lives

>> No.11734331 [DELETED] 

>>11734147
There's in their late 50's and have a ton of spaceflight experience, probably takes a toll on the body and mind

>> No.11734332 [DELETED] 

>>11734326
This is what the American diet does to the body.

>> No.11734333 [DELETED] 
File: 161 KB, 1500x1425, 1506495383381.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734333

>>11734327
noice

>> No.11734334 [DELETED] 

>>11734147
Why aren't they using masks

>> No.11734335 [DELETED] 

>>11734298
they work fine on my eyes

>> No.11734336 [DELETED] 

>Weather looks much better than Wednesday, no rain so far.

It's happening

>> No.11734340 [DELETED] 
File: 423 KB, 750x734, 1548577333719.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734340

>>11734336
shut the fuck up, you'll jinx it

>> No.11734341 [DELETED] 

SPACEX AUDIO LIVE

https://youtu.be/hxCzpa07dvg

ITS HAPPENING

>> No.11734342 [DELETED] 

>>11734036
Anyone complaining about scrubs is an underage fag.

>> No.11734343 [DELETED] 

>>11734334
they pulled them off

>> No.11734345 [DELETED] 

>>11734336
Dont put much stock in forecasts until about an hour before. Florida storms can move very fast

>> No.11734347 [DELETED] 

>>11734336
Still 4 hours for clouds to come.

>> No.11734348 [DELETED] 

>>11734341
SPACEX MISSION IS LIVE

https://youtu.be/bIZsnKGV8TE

GO GO GO

>> No.11734349 [DELETED] 
File: 618 KB, 1080x1350, space-force-poster.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734349

Is it any good guys?
I'm gonna watch it till t-1 hour left

>> No.11734350 [DELETED] 
File: 655 KB, 2048x1365, 49928071692_7793eeb271_k_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734350

>> No.11734352 [DELETED] 

Iss currently over Europe

>> No.11734353 [DELETED] 

>>11734349
no

>> No.11734355 [DELETED] 

>>11734334
it was painful

>> No.11734356 [DELETED] 

what if corona gets in the ISS

>> No.11734357 [DELETED] 

>>11734356
They will be fine, maybe a mild fever.

>> No.11734358 [DELETED] 

>>11734334
masks help keep you from spreading it to others. not much point in that for the astronauts since the goal is for them not to have it in the first place

>> No.11734359 [DELETED] 

>>11734027
the earth is flat you fucking bunch of chimps

>> No.11734362 [DELETED] 

>>11734356
Bob and Doug have been isolated for weeks now

>> No.11734363 [DELETED] 
File: 506 KB, 2048x1365, 49401254372_cd7a8b93d0_k.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734363

NASA live coverage starts in 3 minutes

>> No.11734366 [DELETED] 

>>11734359
Fuck off

>> No.11734368 [DELETED] 

so many streams aaaaa which one do I watch

>> No.11734370 [DELETED] 

>>11734366
don't reply fucking retard how new are you holy shit

>> No.11734372 [DELETED] 

>>11734368
Keep them all open and mute all but the SpaceX primary one

>> No.11734373 [DELETED] 

>>11734363
>not watching spacex's coverage
Man I hope to see that cute black girl again

>> No.11734376 [DELETED] 

>>11734368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIZsnKGV8TE
NASA/SpaceX stream is the same but the SpaceX source seems to be better

>> No.11734377 [DELETED] 

>>11734372
>not leaving mission control audio on
norm

>> No.11734379 [DELETED] 

NASA LIVE

https://youtu.be/pMsvr55cTZ0

>> No.11734381 [DELETED] 

LIVESTREAM IS A GO

>> No.11734382 [DELETED] 

It's on air

>> No.11734383 [DELETED] 

>>11734368
SpaceX one has better video quality or at least it did yesterday

>> No.11734384 [DELETED] 

>no test shot starfish
makes me sad

>> No.11734385 [DELETED] 
File: 10 KB, 224x224, 4828486142.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734385

I wanna see some ninjas again.

>> No.11734386 [DELETED] 

>tfw no space chocolate gf

>> No.11734387 [DELETED] 

Where are the draco thrusters? are they covered up for aerodynamics?

>> No.11734389 [DELETED] 

>>11734165
>USA is the only relevant country in the world
ftfy

>> No.11734390 [DELETED] 

>>11734385
I never saw any

>> No.11734392 [DELETED] 

Lol these cuck faggots have plexiglass between them.

>> No.11734393 [DELETED] 
File: 18 KB, 1130x480, 0BD172E9-C37D-4054-BB24-22674A98A787.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734393

LAUNCH

>> No.11734394 [DELETED] 

>>11734356
It's fine as long as they keep the ISS more than 6ft away from the Earth.

>> No.11734395 [DELETED] 

>>11734368
The SpaceX and the NASA stream are the same, but the SpaceX stream is a bit ahead and is streaming at a higher bit rate.

>> No.11734396 [DELETED] 

>>11734387
They are inside the capsule. The outlets are on the four grey sides you see on the capsule. They are open in case of emergency abort

>> No.11734398 [DELETED] 
File: 145 KB, 952x960, 1578233665045.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734398

>Another 50/50
It's a SCRUB-2

>> No.11734399 [DELETED] 

>>11734387
yeah
the primary (maneuvering) set is underneath the nosecap

>> No.11734400 [DELETED] 
File: 1.67 MB, 333x281, 1578363601568.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734400

>> No.11734403 [DELETED] 

SpaceX stream live latency 9.12s (optimized for low; seq 255)
NASA 32.55s (optimized for normal latency seq 35)

>> No.11734404 [DELETED] 

>>11734036
Third time's a charm

>> No.11734405 [DELETED] 
File: 145 KB, 834x472, remember.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734405

do eet

>> No.11734407 [DELETED] 

>>11734396
>>11734399
Thanks. So kinda like an airbag?

>> No.11734410 [DELETED] 

>>11734400
So it was you at Boca Chica yesterday. Don't do this again.

>> No.11734414 [DELETED] 

>50/50
Well shit

>> No.11734416 [DELETED] 

THE WEATHER IS CLEAR, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR ELON? PUSH THE BUTTON!!!

>> No.11734419 [DELETED] 

>>11734407
Not really. They are actual rockets that push the capsule up away from the main rocket. The capsule lands in the sea with parachutes

>> No.11734421 [DELETED] 

LIVE
https://www.twitch.tv/nasa

>> No.11734422 [DELETED] 
File: 42 KB, 1080x550, sdf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734422

>>11734147

>> No.11734423 [DELETED] 

>>11734419
he's talking about the draco RCS thrusters, not the super draco abort thrusters

>> No.11734424 [DELETED] 

Omg I can't stand this social media sand nigger again.

>> No.11734425 [DELETED] 
File: 273 KB, 834x472, SpaceX dragon template.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734425

>>11734405
Template

>> No.11734426 [DELETED] 

>>11734414
It's a bit better than last time

>> No.11734428 [DELETED] 
File: 1.64 MB, 3840x2160, crew-uphill_sim-20200320-129a8076_main.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734428

>>11734395
>SpaceX stream is a bit ahead and is streaming at a higher bit rate
true but the audio is way too low

>> No.11734429 [DELETED] 
File: 41 KB, 600x599, spacex do it.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734429

>> No.11734430 [DELETED] 

BELIEVE.

>> No.11734432 [DELETED] 

C U T E

>> No.11734433 [DELETED] 

ICONIC WORM

>> No.11734434 [DELETED] 

>>11734428
only 2,000kbps more

>> No.11734435 [DELETED] 

i want to cum in her

>> No.11734436 [DELETED] 

How many times will they do this whole shit? Kinda getting old

>> No.11734437 [DELETED] 

>>11734435
You would have to take responsibility for the outcome

>> No.11734438 [DELETED] 

what if they have worms IN the meatballs

>> No.11734440 [DELETED] 

>>11734436
until it launches?
it's a coinflip each day, so they'll just keep doing it

>> No.11734444 [DELETED] 

>>11734438
we tried that one time, nearly three thousand dead, tens of thousands were blinded

>> No.11734445 [DELETED] 
File: 180 KB, 440x660, darksky.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734445

>> No.11734446 [DELETED] 
File: 347 KB, 981x627, gdfgdf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734446

>>11734027

>> No.11734448 [DELETED] 

Didnt a rocket blow up the other day? And they're still doing this so soon?

>> No.11734449 [DELETED] 

Dubs and it explodes

>> No.11734450 [DELETED] 

>>11734077
Dubs and this is overridden

>> No.11734452 [DELETED] 
File: 6 KB, 225x225, 1582640569312.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734452

>F O U R (4) hours of nothing

>> No.11734454 [DELETED] 

Will trump show up again?

>> No.11734455 [DELETED] 
File: 170 KB, 1100x825, 15908460349071.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734455

>> No.11734456 [DELETED] 

>>11734449
Phew
>>11734444
Also checked

>> No.11734457 [DELETED] 

>>11734448
that wasn't an explosion, it was a flight test of the mass simulator on top https://streamable.com/9bf1fm

>> No.11734459 [DELETED] 

Oh shit is that some clouds I see

>> No.11734460 [DELETED] 

>the mission control guys wearing face masks incorrectly
lmao

>> No.11734461 [DELETED] 
File: 58 KB, 570x537, 1590610265805.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734461

>>11734459
SHUT UUUUUUP!!!!!!!!

>> No.11734463 [DELETED] 

>>11734460
Show us both the wrong way and the right way.

>> No.11734464 [DELETED] 

HOLY SHIT ITS JOHN

>> No.11734466 [DELETED] 

INSPRUCKER

>> No.11734467 [DELETED] 

John Insprucker is in the house!

>> No.11734470 [DELETED] 

>>11734452
For u

>> No.11734471 [DELETED] 
File: 113 KB, 895x504, 15908460349082.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734471

barbecue

>> No.11734472 [DELETED] 

All hail our lord and savior John Insprucker.

>> No.11734473 [DELETED] 

>>11734448
that was a different (experimental) rocket
this is their tried and true workhorse
there's a quote from a 1930s rocket pioneer regarding experimental rockets and explosions along the lines of, "if it's an experimental rocket, it will explode'

>> No.11734474 [DELETED] 
File: 3.15 MB, 3840x2160, ourboomer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734474

>> No.11734475 [DELETED] 
File: 44 KB, 360x388, cytrynaface.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734475

mfw it's gonna be a scrub again and i will have wasted another evening

>> No.11734476 [DELETED] 

>>11734471
edgy

>> No.11734477 [DELETED] 

>>11734466
>>11734464
>>11734467
>>11734474
i love him

>> No.11734478 [DELETED] 

>>11734193
Prolonged time spent in zero G fucks up your eyes.

>> No.11734480 [DELETED] 

>>11734475
you wouldn't have done anything productive anyways anon.

>> No.11734482 [DELETED] 
File: 127 KB, 220x322, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734482

>>11734463
well this is very clearly the wrong way. what's even the point if you're not going to cover your nose?

>> No.11734483 [DELETED] 

>>11734480
bseda

>> No.11734484 [DELETED] 

Is this livestream really only 720p?

>> No.11734485 [DELETED] 

>>11734027
Did SpaceX hire sports casters/commentators to run this live steam? Better than anything NASA has put out.

>> No.11734487 [DELETED] 

how's the weather forecast for today?

>> No.11734488 [DELETED] 
File: 5 KB, 260x194, 12343425.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734488

>>11734480
you don't know me

>> No.11734490 [DELETED] 

>>11734485
they're all employees of spacex (engineers and such)

>> No.11734491 [DELETED] 

>>11734077
We worked hard you fuck.

>> No.11734492 [DELETED] 
File: 28 KB, 720x378, shuttle_columbia_ap690146878537.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734492

>> No.11734494 [DELETED] 

>>11734482
actually you know what, maybe it is on his nose. didn't look like it was when I saw initially

>> No.11734495 [DELETED] 

>>11734482
Yeah that is pretty bad.

>> No.11734496 [DELETED] 

>>11734488
checked and >>11734480
btfo'd

>> No.11734497 [DELETED] 
File: 124 KB, 512x389, unnamed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734497

>>11734491
>We worked hard you fuck.

>> No.11734498 [DELETED] 
File: 70 KB, 829x608, 1569358209273.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734498

>>11734492
preddy fireworgs :DDDD

>> No.11734500 [DELETED] 

>>11734429
SpaceX should partner with Nike, this shit is ridiculous.

>> No.11734502 [DELETED] 
File: 81 KB, 1100x825, 5c01151741cfd811524f80f4.jfif.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734502

What are the chances this blows up?

>> No.11734504 [DELETED] 

>>11734484
seems that way, NASA/SpaceX/Twitch is all 720p60

>> No.11734505 [DELETED] 

>>11734027
Space colonization is impossible. Musk is just bilking you, seducing you into gazing skywards with a hope for a brighter future as darkness takes hold of the earth. Space colonization is not the future, it is the final cry of a dying light.

>> No.11734506 [DELETED] 

>4 u

>> No.11734507 [DELETED] 
File: 276 KB, 1280x720, demo2-crew-transport-4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734507

>>11734484
unfortunately
but as another anon mentioned SpaceX audio is better than NASA's

>> No.11734508 [DELETED] 

HES A
B I G GUY

>> No.11734509 [DELETED] 

just catching up what did i miss

>> No.11734510 [DELETED] 

>>11734471
trust the kike to jinx it

>> No.11734511 [DELETED] 

>>11734504
>Twitch
i thought that was gaming only, are they making an exception?

>> No.11734512 [DELETED] 

will they make another funny video if they fail today? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvim4rsNHkQ

"how not to transport astronauts to the iss" haha

>> No.11734513 [DELETED] 
File: 66 KB, 350x447, time_for_you.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734513

>>11734508
>>11734508
>>11734508
>>11734508

>> No.11734514 [DELETED] 

>>11734509
nothing

>> No.11734517 [DELETED] 

>You're a pretty big guy

>> No.11734518 [DELETED] 

>>11734514
good

>> No.11734519 [DELETED] 

>>11734504
SpaceX is 720p30 for me and it makes sense. NASA is 60 but it looks to just be wasting bitrate since the source is 30.

>> No.11734520 [DELETED] 
File: 916 KB, 1280x682, 4U.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734520

>> No.11734522 [DELETED] 

>>11734505
>Space colonization is impossible
and? It's still fun to look at big rocket go boom

>> No.11734523 [DELETED] 

>>11734511
lol they allow "IRL" streams now, and cooking shows, lots of stuff

>> No.11734525 [DELETED] 

>>11734509
our many john insprucker spoke to us and then some astronauts were reminiscing about good times.

>> No.11734526 [DELETED] 

>>11734518
ask in a few hours and the answer will be the same

>> No.11734527 [DELETED] 

>>11734519
weird spacex was 720p60 last time, oh well
also 60fps at the same bitrate as 30 is basically the same quality due to interframe compression and B-frames and such

>> No.11734528 [DELETED] 
File: 141 KB, 992x340, stream.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734528

spacex

>> No.11734530 [DELETED] 
File: 285 KB, 460x260, 1461819595163712124.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734530

Daily News

>> No.11734531 [DELETED] 
File: 21 KB, 283x324, she cute.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734531

she cute

>> No.11734533 [DELETED] 

mission control audio is in 1080p though, lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxCzpa07dvg

>> No.11734535 [DELETED] 

>>11734531
space waifu

>> No.11734536 [DELETED] 

>>11734531
I also have been looking at her the entire time. Spacex is good at marketing

>> No.11734537 [DELETED] 

>>11734505
>darkness takes hold of the earth
lmao just because you're some doomer faggot doesn't mean everyone is

>> No.11734538 [DELETED] 

>>11734505
you arent gonna make it anon. turn back to the light. take the bloom pill.

>> No.11734539 [DELETED] 

LETS TALK ABOUT THE WORM AND THE MEATBALL AGAIN FOR THE 1571285712412TH TIME HAHA

>> No.11734540 [DELETED] 
File: 50 KB, 404x600, 1589415781064.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734540

>>11734531
she blak

>> No.11734541 [DELETED] 

drink whenever they say meatball or worm

>> No.11734542 [DELETED] 

Why do you guys shit on suits?? They look simple and comfy just like F1 suit.

>> No.11734543 [DELETED] 

>50/50 chance

its not gonna happen today

>> No.11734544 [DELETED] 

>>11734531
Why isn't she in the streets, with her brothers and sisters?

>> No.11734545 [DELETED] 

>>11734540
amazin

>> No.11734546 [DELETED] 

>>11734081
> -02:14:00 Suit leak checks
BRAAAAAP

>> No.11734547 [DELETED] 

wormball meat

>> No.11734548 [DELETED] 

>>11734543
it literally will since it didnt happen last time, now it must, otherwise it wouldnt be 50/50

>> No.11734549 [DELETED] 

Manned launches from Vandenberg when? A lot better weather than Thundering Florida.

>> No.11734550 [DELETED] 

>>11734541
>>11734539
>>11734547
What the fuck do they talk about???

>> No.11734551 [DELETED] 
File: 187 KB, 600x460, nhjw8rgf34f7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734551

>>11734542
I like them they remind me of old scifi

>> No.11734552 [DELETED] 
File: 12 KB, 215x220, 14760194349570s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734552

>>11734530

>> No.11734553 [DELETED] 

>>11734502
extremely low.

>> No.11734555 [DELETED] 

>>11734549
Make it at dusk for maximum UFO panic

>> No.11734556 [DELETED] 

>>11734544
You're confusing queens with thots.

>> No.11734557 [DELETED] 

>>11734544
She graduated college with a useful degree.

>> No.11734558 [DELETED] 

>>11734505
>Space colonization is impossible
no it isn't lol

>> No.11734559 [DELETED] 

BOEING SEETHING AND COPING

>> No.11734561 [DELETED] 

DUBS AND JAMES WEBB EXPLODES ON THE LAUNCHPAD

>> No.11734562 [DELETED] 

alright taking viewer count bets.
how high is the number gonna go?
i say 2 million

>> No.11734563 [DELETED] 

>>11734558
it is...As much as I want the humans to colonize space I understand that we don't have more than 100-200 years.

>> No.11734564 [DELETED] 
File: 197 KB, 1920x1034, meatworm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734564

>>11734550
NASA logos

>> No.11734566 [DELETED] 

>>11734564
god no...

>> No.11734567 [DELETED] 

>>11734563
Ok doomer.

>> No.11734569 [DELETED] 
File: 36 KB, 450x285, 24686496890809.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734569

YES WE CAN!

>> No.11734570 [DELETED] 

Apologize

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goh2x_G0ct4

>> No.11734571 [DELETED] 

>sticky for something that was already achieved in the 60s
This board is a joke.

>> No.11734572 [DELETED] 

>>11734027
>A pinned space thread
MY DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE OUR RACE WILL TAKE IT'S PLACE AMONG THE STAAAAAAAAAAAAARS

>> No.11734573 [DELETED] 

>>11734531
She looks like she copulates with caucasian men.

>> No.11734574 [DELETED] 

>>11734564
brainlet here, are the stars random or something real like a constellation

>> No.11734576 [DELETED] 
File: 170 KB, 1706x960, 1590852843711.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734576

Anyone else here?

>> No.11734577 [DELETED] 

>>11734566
(The meatworm isn't an official logo btw, just a mockup)

>> No.11734579 [DELETED] 

>>11734537
Not a doomer, you just fell for a marketing campaign. This is all just escapism to distract from the rapid erosion of everything down here in America.

>> No.11734580 [DELETED] 

>>11734562
nah everyone's watching minneapolis deploying the national guard, it will be good if it breaks 200k, nobody cares about 2nd attempts

>> No.11734584 [DELETED] 

Maybe if they launched 2 black people into space instead of 2 white middle aged privileged men then our country wouldn't be in this turmoil.

>> No.11734585 [DELETED] 
File: 1.37 MB, 1300x741, chrome_C7tIyj7I5n.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734585

>>11734580
anon....

>> No.11734586 [DELETED] 

>>11734564
The red thingy looks a bit random

>> No.11734587 [DELETED] 

>>11734580
>it will be good if it breaks 200k
it's nearly 300k already on the spacex stream.

>> No.11734589 [DELETED] 
File: 2.44 MB, 2400x1800, surprised musk.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734589

>>11734579
>elongated musket somehow predicted this 10 years ago

>> No.11734591 [DELETED] 

>>11734589
where did he come from?

>> No.11734592 [DELETED] 

>>11734570
This has to be one of the silliest things a person has done

>> No.11734593 [DELETED] 

>>11734505
Bugger off doomer.

>> No.11734594 [DELETED] 

>>11734567
>doomer
IQ is going down and Consumerism is going up. I'm not a doomer, I simply look at the world and humanity as It is and right now we are going down fast.

>> No.11734595 [DELETED] 

>>11734580
link to stream?

>> No.11734596 [DELETED] 

>>11734595
next time look it up nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIZsnKGV8TE

>> No.11734599 [DELETED] 

>>11734584
Should launch the Korean navy seal. Get the ultimate roof to overwatch riots.

#roofkoreans

>> No.11734601 [DELETED] 

>>11734531
Made for BWC

>> No.11734604 [DELETED] 

>>11734596
>nah everyone's watching minneapolis deploying the national guard
wrong stream

>> No.11734605 [DELETED] 
File: 76 KB, 540x538, 1563985749143.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734605

>>11734077
oh for Pete's sake
>>11734147
the people who made those fucking suits, should get fired.

>> No.11734607 [DELETED] 

>>11734505
I agree with this guy.

Fuck the colonist babies.

They can't fix Earth problems and wish to run away from their issues. Like the sissies they are.

>> No.11734609 [DELETED] 

>>11734593
Not a doomer. I’d just rather humans colonize the earth.

>> No.11734612 [DELETED] 

>you can design space suits or even go into space one day.
based inspiration poster

>> No.11734614 [DELETED] 

qt ninjette

>> No.11734616 [DELETED] 

>>11734607
>MAH UUURRTH
Go suck yourself off, I don't want to feed niggers.

>> No.11734617 [DELETED] 
File: 244 KB, 709x525, nothing personnel.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734617

>> No.11734618 [DELETED] 
File: 1.40 MB, 200x122, fc4d658abf49a3b7958f62d9d186bbe0_w200.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734618

>>11734153

>> No.11734619 [DELETED] 
File: 188 KB, 330x442, chrome_0OgvjB9VMO.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734619

CUTE COUPLE

>> No.11734620 [DELETED] 

>>11734505
Obvious Chinese troll is obvious

>> No.11734622 [DELETED] 

>>11734574
You can interpret some stylised constellation into them, but there's nothing official as far as I can tell.

>> No.11734623 [DELETED] 

the excessive camera zooms on the stream, is the producer high or something?
>>11734571
explains why (you) are here at least earthfag
>>11734584
>blackstronauts die at hands of evil rich white rocketman, even more riots

>> No.11734626 [DELETED] 

>>11734607
I think their point is that if something catastrophic like happens on earth we can at least save the human species by having some on other planets.

>> No.11734627 [DELETED] 

>>11734619
ship 1 and 6

>> No.11734628 [DELETED] 
File: 56 KB, 600x600, 1574122112399.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734628

>>11734617

>> No.11734629 [DELETED] 

>>11734620
Makes sense that he's Chinese. China can't be totalitarian if people can live in space.

>> No.11734630 [DELETED] 

>>11734605
>the people who made those fucking suits, should get fired.
maria sundeem

>> No.11734631 [DELETED] 

why does everyone shit on the suits? they look cool

>> No.11734632 [DELETED] 

the suit the suit the suit

>> No.11734633 [DELETED] 

Allahu akbar!

>> No.11734634 [DELETED] 

that jaw damn

>> No.11734635 [DELETED] 

test

>> No.11734638 [DELETED] 

>>11734629
Exactly

>> No.11734641 [DELETED] 

SCRUB

>> No.11734642 [DELETED] 

>pounds of thrust
Dumb units nooo

>> No.11734643 [DELETED] 

>>11734631
Not muh ACES

>> No.11734644 [DELETED] 

>>11734042
The worm logo is so AESTHETIC

>> No.11734645 [DELETED] 
File: 9 KB, 480x360, hqdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734645

>hey marie!

>> No.11734647 [DELETED] 

>>11734631
astro+suit looks fat and ugly

>> No.11734648 [DELETED] 

JOHNNNNN

>> No.11734649 [DELETED] 

>>11734147
I feel like the suits look great from a 3/4 angle but look like absolute shit from head on. The front seems just so... Plain?

>> No.11734650 [DELETED] 

>>11734631
they have nothing better to do

>> No.11734651 [DELETED] 

>>11734605
> I demand they wear uncomfortable scifi clothes and some high heels.
Imagine coming to science board and caring about fashion

>> No.11734652 [DELETED] 

>>11734579
Even if there was a civil war or the US got balkanized or something ridiculous like that China would still do it. Besides, Russia didn't stop launching rockets just because the USSR fell, a fallen US wouldn't either

>> No.11734653 [DELETED] 

BASED INSPRUCKER

>> No.11734654 [DELETED] 

>>11734626
The human species isn't worth saving.

Feels like some gay Star Trek film.

>> No.11734655 [DELETED] 

SPRUCKER!

>> No.11734656 [DELETED] 
File: 134 KB, 395x225, our guy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734656

I love the way this guy talks

>> No.11734658 [DELETED] 

what is it about johns voice that just fucking fits launch announcements. hes just so fucking perfect.

>> No.11734661 [DELETED] 

>>11734626
Nah, this jew wants us goyim to spend our days sucking his mutilated dick instead of being free.

>> No.11734662 [DELETED] 

>>11734656
he is the opposite of cringe
>>11734658
he's a giant boomer nerd

>> No.11734663 [DELETED] 

A C U T E

>> No.11734664 [DELETED] 

CUTE

>> No.11734666 [DELETED] 
File: 744 KB, 948x471, firefox_2020-05-30_17-49-36.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734666

holy cute!

>> No.11734667 [DELETED] 

>that communications girl

So why is race mixing bad exactly if it produces marvels like this?

>> No.11734668 [DELETED] 

>can't change weather
>can't predict weather 100%

>> No.11734669 [DELETED] 

>>11734656
He talks like a sports commentator, I love it.

>> No.11734670 [DELETED] 
File: 86 KB, 450x253, why so serious.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734670

fucking clouds, go away.

>> No.11734671 [DELETED] 

Does it ever launch when it's 50% chance?

>> No.11734672 [DELETED] 

lmao

>> No.11734673 [DELETED] 

>>11734667
I'm pretty sure she's just a spaniard

>> No.11734676 [DELETED] 

so once they're up there, how long does it take to get to the ISS and start docking?

>> No.11734677 [DELETED] 

>>11734671
About 50% of the time

>> No.11734678 [DELETED] 

>>11734671
STS-135 launched with 30%

>> No.11734679 [DELETED] 

So what happens if it gets cancelled again?

>> No.11734680 [DELETED] 

>>11734679
Probably gonna get delayed again

>> No.11734681 [DELETED] 

is there anyone in the ISS atm?

>> No.11734682 [DELETED] 

>>11734679
we will shitpost again tomorrow

>> No.11734683 [DELETED] 

>>11734676
I read 18 hours I think

If they miss it for any reason it'll take a few days and the shit and piss hose on the ceiling will be waiting

>> No.11734684 [DELETED] 

>>11734681
yes, the ISS has had both Americans and Russians on board continuously

>> No.11734685 [DELETED] 

>>11734679
Retry tomorrow

>> No.11734686 [DELETED] 

>>11734681
most likely yes

>> No.11734687 [DELETED] 

>beauty of diversity
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.11734688 [DELETED] 
File: 72 KB, 800x659, tinker-bell-disney-fairies-clip-art-tinkerbell-png-clipart-picture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734688

>>11734661
>Being free.

Ok tinkerbell, you can stop dreaming now. Face reality, and sort it out.

>> No.11734689 [DELETED] 

how come russian can control weather but americans cant?

>> No.11734691 [DELETED] 

>>11734681
No, the aliens killed them all.

>> No.11734692 [DELETED] 

>>11734687
>left out "of opinion"
go back to /pol/

>> No.11734694 [DELETED] 

>>11734656
I love him. Streams would be shit without him.

>> No.11734695 [DELETED] 

>>11734679
I'll once again smugly make fun of amerikan rocket incompetence here on social media and newsites that pick up the topic while weeping internally at the state of roscosmos.

>> No.11734696 [DELETED] 

>>11734681
3 or 4 right now. The ISS has been continuously manned for 20 years.

>> No.11734697 [DELETED] 

>>11734681
Three blokes
https://www.howmanypeopleareinspacerightnow.com/

>> No.11734699 [DELETED] 

>>11734681
Some ayys

>> No.11734700 [DELETED] 

Name a good space vidya.

>> No.11734701 [DELETED] 

>>11734620
If I wanted to be called Asian for dissenting from lemming speak I’d go to /pol/ stfu

>> No.11734702 [DELETED] 

>>11734700
KSP

>> No.11734703 [DELETED] 
File: 3.78 MB, 2047x1121, big b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734703

>>11734147

>> No.11734704 [DELETED] 
File: 525 KB, 1406x955, SpaceX_ISS_speedrun.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734704

>>11734683
>I read 18 hours I think
Too slow.

>> No.11734705 [DELETED] 

>>11734702
I said good.

>> No.11734706 [DELETED] 

>>11734700
Orbiter and KSP

>> No.11734708 [DELETED] 

>>11734689
It kills the mages involved. Deemed uncostitutional in the US.

>> No.11734710 [DELETED] 

>>11734700
Stellaris

>> No.11734711 [DELETED] 

>>11734700
FTL

>> No.11734713 [DELETED] 

damn I suck at this iss docking sim

>> No.11734714 [DELETED] 
File: 684 KB, 750x1286, BCB9AECC-F9DE-438C-9023-6693CF538DFA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734714

Things are starting to look up

>> No.11734716 [DELETED] 

>>11734696
>continuously manned
didn't know that, interesting
i wonder how many people can fit at most
>>11734697
>51 days
holy shit

>> No.11734717 [DELETED] 

>>11734702
KSP hasn't been good since 1.0

>> No.11734718 [DELETED] 

>>11734694
the SpaceX suits look much more comfortable to walk in than ACES did

>> No.11734719 [DELETED] 
File: 2.96 MB, 790x1014, 1590836629385.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734719

White people: Bout to send astronauts to space
Non-white people:

>> No.11734720 [DELETED] 

>>11734700
Kerbal Space Program

>> No.11734721 [DELETED] 
File: 137 KB, 393x393, jeb_largerocket_kerman.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734721

>>11734700
Kerbal Space Program

t. /kspg/ patrician

>> No.11734722 [DELETED] 

>>11734700
Children of a Dead Earth.

>> No.11734723 [DELETED] 

>>11734705
you must be mistaken with another KSP acronym.
i meant kerbal space program. its a very good space game that i recommend you play.

>> No.11734724 [DELETED] 

Why do they talk like this and smile
>mmh, yes absoloutely
>mmh yes, yes. blablablabla, we can imagine that blablabla
It's creepy...

>> No.11734725 [DELETED] 

>>11734714
Btw I’m in PST so launch is at 12 my time

>> No.11734727 [DELETED] 

>>11734700
Dead Space

>> No.11734728 [DELETED] 

>>11734724
that's americans for you

>> No.11734729 [DELETED] 

>>11734471

Justice for Osirak

>> No.11734730 [DELETED] 

>>11734728
we're only like this in front of cameras
the jews think it looks "professional" or something

>> No.11734732 [DELETED] 

>>11734724
they dont. hosts talk like that because its professional

>> No.11734733 [DELETED] 

CRINGE!

>> No.11734734 [DELETED] 

>>11734724
100%
jesus look at the size of that astronaut
that thing could pull your arms clean off

>> No.11734735 [DELETED] 

CRINGE!

>> No.11734736 [DELETED] 

OMFG NOT KELLY CLARKSON FAT CUNT BITCH AGAIN!!!! FUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!

>> No.11734738 [DELETED] 

>>11734719
Beautifully dystopian

>> No.11734740 [DELETED] 

cringe

>> No.11734741 [DELETED] 

>>11734724
they're filling air

>> No.11734742 [DELETED] 

>>11734700
reentry if you are a button pressing autist

>> No.11734743 [DELETED] 

Oh no no no no

>> No.11734744 [DELETED] 

Will nasa ever allow up to 7 to crew the dragon?

>> No.11734745 [DELETED] 

not agaaaaaaaain

>> No.11734746 [DELETED] 
File: 302 KB, 1280x848, the Flag.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734746

USA USA USA

>> No.11734747 [DELETED] 

The wall is real

>> No.11734748 [DELETED] 
File: 182 KB, 600x628, external-content.duckduckgo.com.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734748

the whale is back

>> No.11734749 [DELETED] 
File: 170 KB, 650x400, pledge.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734749

proud to be an American

>> No.11734750 [DELETED] 

PLEASE STOP THIS SHIT MUSIC

>> No.11734751 [DELETED] 

Americans have a SS tier anthem, gotta give it to them

>> No.11734752 [DELETED] 

Do you think Jim Bridenstine personally demanded this?

>> No.11734753 [DELETED] 

It is time to clap.

>> No.11734754 [DELETED] 

What the fuck is this

>> No.11734755 [DELETED] 

SHE'S SUCH A FAT BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!

SHE EATS TOO MANY BURGERRRRRRRRRRRRRS!!

GAVE PROOF, THROUGH THE DRIVE THROUGH

THAT THIS BITCH IS SO FAAAAAAAAAAAAT

>> No.11734756 [DELETED] 
File: 259 KB, 362x480, aaaaaaa.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734756

Stop fucking singing, wtf is this, it's terrible.

>> No.11734757 [DELETED] 
File: 540 KB, 2560x1440, 1519967761707.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734757

>> No.11734758 [DELETED] 

>>11734734
jamie pull up that video

>> No.11734759 [DELETED] 

MURCA

>> No.11734760 [DELETED] 

>>11734728
this
everything is fake from their pearl white teeth smiles to their friendly demeanour

>> No.11734761 [DELETED] 

She didnt even change her clothes wtf

>> No.11734762 [DELETED] 

>>11734744
I think only 4 for commcrew

>> No.11734763 [DELETED] 

>goosebumps

>> No.11734764 [DELETED] 
File: 12 KB, 258x245, 1590635598120.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734764

more like land of the FAT

>> No.11734765 [DELETED] 

>>11734748
>She was blowing

>> No.11734766 [DELETED] 

>>11734764
LOL AMERIMUTTS BTFO'D

>> No.11734768 [DELETED] 
File: 12 KB, 324x333, Clip.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734768

>> No.11734769 [DELETED] 
File: 30 KB, 445x505, 29589548237958237.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734769

merica

>> No.11734770 [DELETED] 

>Not getting Alicia keys during these troubling times
BAKA

>> No.11734772 [DELETED] 

>>11734744
No. Privately SpaceX will set it up for seven but NASA has some autism about seat angle or something

>> No.11734773 [DELETED] 

>>11734765
who says that in a good context

>> No.11734774 [DELETED] 

>>11734719
>You wouldn't steal a car

>> No.11734775 [DELETED] 

>>11734762
tourist dragon maybe.

>> No.11734776 [DELETED] 
File: 99 KB, 612x491, 1574184874570.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734776

>>11734764
>land of the file allocation table

>> No.11734777 [DELETED] 

get some of the QUAN'S that sang the National anthem in the NBA.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ln-uf5FDis

>> No.11734778 [DELETED] 

I don't see why they couldn't have an actual singer onsite with "social distancing". Either do it properly all the way or don't half ass it

>> No.11734779 [DELETED] 

>>11734700
spengies

>> No.11734780 [DELETED] 

>>11734769
>this is considered 10/10 in america

>> No.11734782 [DELETED] 

>>11734744
4 because they want to use the rest for cargo to the ISS. With 7 dragon cargo space isn't large

>> No.11734783 [DELETED] 
File: 476 KB, 200x199, 1351092539439.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734783

>some shit anthem goes live
>instantly mutes

>> No.11734784 [DELETED] 
File: 321 KB, 1440x900, George Washington painting.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734784

shut the fuck up you communist trash

>> No.11734785 [DELETED] 
File: 2.94 MB, 376x270, SaturnV_launch.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734785

UNITED STATES

USA

>> No.11734789 [DELETED] 
File: 292 KB, 862x575, 1590849996502.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734789

>tfw you look up the SpaceX launch failure rate

>> No.11734791 [DELETED] 

>>11734780
she used to be hot before she got fat

>> No.11734792 [DELETED] 

When will they start?

>> No.11734793 [DELETED] 

>>11734773
Only when shes doing it to me

>> No.11734794 [DELETED] 

>>11734746
B-boing bros. Do we have a good sniper we can trust?

>> No.11734795 [DELETED] 

>>11734777
this is fucking terrible
god i hate americans

>> No.11734796 [DELETED] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP5---17O4s
A version without bad singing, euro-PEON """people""" will still seethe when hearing it.

>> No.11734797 [DELETED] 

some anon posted this version the last time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1wLtAXDgqg

US anthem sung by single voice trying to do the "powerful goosebump" shit is always so bad

>> No.11734799 [DELETED] 
File: 12 KB, 640x640, 1469670224820.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734799

Why don't they just turn on HAARP to clear the clouds?

>> No.11734800 [DELETED] 

IT'S HAPPENING

>> No.11734802 [DELETED] 

CUTE HUG!

>> No.11734803 [DELETED] 

>>11734789
The success rate is 97.7%.

>> No.11734806 [DELETED] 

SOMEONE GIVE ME A WEATHER UPDATE

>> No.11734807 [DELETED] 
File: 41 KB, 680x598, 52938579283795823.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734807

what do you call such bodily proportions?

>> No.11734808 [DELETED] 

>>11734806
50/50

>> No.11734809 [DELETED] 

Aussie here, USA is based. Seething chicoms and vatniks go to hell.

>> No.11734810 [DELETED] 
File: 541 KB, 622x461, chrome_waji4KtYA2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734810

that looks superimposed just sayin

>> No.11734811 [DELETED] 

>>11734806
THERE'S SOME CLOUDS

>> No.11734812 [DELETED] 

>>11734803
Just don't be a jew satellite and you'll be fine

>> No.11734814 [DELETED] 

This space launch is sponsored by Tesla™ Motors.

>> No.11734815 [DELETED] 
File: 88 KB, 702x701, 1579871933508.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734815

>listen to the mommy
ara ara

>> No.11734817 [DELETED] 

>dealership
NO YOU MORON
TESLA
STORE
TESLA STORE

>> No.11734818 [DELETED] 
File: 954 KB, 1280x720, fergie_national_anthem.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734818

>Makes you cringe

>> No.11734819 [DELETED] 

>>11734807
heckin' chonkerino

>> No.11734820 [DELETED] 

>same fucking ceremony again
Top cringe

>> No.11734822 [DELETED] 

>>11734807
the hurl and the behnk

>> No.11734823 [DELETED] 

>>11734789
But you can?
>Rockets from the Falcon 9 family have been launched 87 times over 10 years, resulting in 85 full mission successes (97.7%), one partial success (CRS-1 delivered its cargo to the ISS, but a secondary payload was stranded in a lower-than-planned orbit), and one failure (the CRS-7 spacecraft was lost in flight).

>> No.11734824 [DELETED] 
File: 1.76 MB, 1280x720, 1585348336164.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734824

>> No.11734825 [DELETED] 
File: 79 KB, 556x742, lowest video settings.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734825

>>11734810

>> No.11734826 [DELETED] 

>>11734807
Astronomical

>> No.11734827 [DELETED] 

>>11734807

Boomer bod.

>> No.11734829 [DELETED] 

>>11734807
The reason NASA only puts 4 men in a 7 man capsule.
Steak and eggs for breakfast.

>> No.11734830 [DELETED] 

>>11734807
peak performance

>> No.11734831 [DELETED] 

>>11734807
That's how men look like, twink.

>> No.11734832 [DELETED] 

>>11734820
Will they do it again tomorrow?

>> No.11734833 [DELETED] 
File: 790 KB, 3840x2160, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734833

>> No.11734834 [DELETED] 

>>11734807
el a das americolonilo

>> No.11734836 [DELETED] 

pls don't blow up..

>> No.11734837 [DELETED] 

>>11734807
why not even add some velcro areas and slap some pockets on that?
Looks like a onesie right now

>> No.11734838 [DELETED] 

>>11734807
Peak performance, they are probably both on GOMAD

>> No.11734839 [DELETED] 

>>11734796
>>11734797
soulless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-3u21uiGwk

>> No.11734840 [DELETED] 

>>11734825
yeah it is 12 there so the sun might just be directly above

>> No.11734841 [DELETED] 
File: 90 KB, 500x750, 1590619776687.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734841

>>11734147
This is a much better suit

>> No.11734842 [DELETED] 

>tesla car starts
>americans start clapping

>> No.11734843 [DELETED] 

>>11734811
OH NO CLOUDS I'M GONNA GO FUCKING INSAAAAAAAAAAAANE ELON HELP ME AAAAAH!

>> No.11734844 [DELETED] 

>no one is manning the .50
oh no

>> No.11734845 [DELETED] 

>>11734807
The NASA Meatball

>> No.11734847 [DELETED] 

>>11734824
what's with the garden gnome / cardboard cutout aesthetic?

>> No.11734848 [DELETED] 
File: 460 KB, 554x572, 1580064892964.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734848

>>11734842

>> No.11734849 [DELETED] 
File: 151 KB, 1000x1404, effay cope.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734849

>>11734807
The look like gnomes. Not effay.

>> No.11734850 [DELETED] 

>>11734824
Looks like some Big Bang Theory-tier sitcom intro

>> No.11734851 [DELETED] 
File: 1.07 MB, 1280x720, 76ff13a2-eac8-4a6b-a00e-ee18937a7b42.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734851

zoomers

>> No.11734852 [DELETED] 

APC back to keep Chinese commies and bombers away from the convoy.

>> No.11734853 [DELETED] 

>>11734844
>Implying NASA isn't testing SpaceX invisible camo tech

>> No.11734854 [DELETED] 

GET THE CARS BACK

>> No.11734855 [DELETED] 
File: 1.04 MB, 3840x2160, ISSBND.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734855

>>11734842
>electric car starts

>> No.11734856 [DELETED] 

IS THAT A BLACK DUDE NOT RIOTING????>>11734851

>> No.11734857 [DELETED] 

>>11734841
For aesthetics, for sure. For design, don't think so. Look at all the wires and complexity the spacex suits don't have.

>> No.11734858 [DELETED] 
File: 79 KB, 621x464, rg3g5h.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734858

>>11734806

>> No.11734859 [DELETED] 

>Clapping

>> No.11734860 [DELETED] 
File: 334 KB, 1100x1420, spacex weather constraints.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734860

>>11734027
>Probability of violating weather constraints: 50%

Aw fug

>> No.11734861 [DELETED] 

These few recent event happen around the world just make me want to leave this Earth.

>> No.11734862 [DELETED] 

wtc space pants?

>> No.11734863 [DELETED] 

>>11734304
kek, history repeating itself huh

>> No.11734864 [DELETED] 

>>11734857
>Look at all the wires and complexity the spacex suits don't have.
They just packed them inside.

>> No.11734865 [DELETED] 

why are they cheering for mom and dad

>> No.11734867 [DELETED] 

>>11734841
Imagine being in that same suit together with her

>> No.11734868 [DELETED] 

TELL ME WHEN WILL THEY, START RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

>> No.11734869 [DELETED] 

>>11734824
Oompa loompa doompety doo

>> No.11734873 [DELETED] 

that's a nice 'stach on Jeremy

>> No.11734874 [DELETED] 

>>11734868
The stream is live now, launch in 3 hours

>> No.11734875 [DELETED] 

why do americans clap and go woohoo so much?

>> No.11734876 [DELETED] 

>>11734843
NASA is too pussy to launch this.
Sunday weather is supposed to be worse than Saturday.

>> No.11734877 [DELETED] 

>>11734700
Space Engine

>> No.11734878 [DELETED] 

>I just want to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you

>> No.11734879 [DELETED] 

>>11734700
Sins of a Solar Empire

>> No.11734882 [DELETED] 
File: 113 KB, 445x639, 1590629415580.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734882

>>11734857
Nah all that shit is just inside the suit instead of on the outside so it looks even worse by making the astronauts look fat and bulky, terrible design aesthetic from SpaceX, even the Pumpkin suits look better

>> No.11734884 [DELETED] 
File: 274 KB, 709x525, SpaceX ninja (2).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734884

>>11734844
One of the ninjas is manning it

>> No.11734885 [DELETED] 

>>11734868
in three hours and change, but you'd be missing boarding checks

>> No.11734886 [DELETED] 

kino

>> No.11734887 [DELETED] 

see the flag on the VAB? each stripe is a highway lane wide

>> No.11734889 [DELETED] 
File: 535 KB, 930x418, Screenshot_20200530_120941.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734889

>americans

>> No.11734891 [DELETED] 
File: 215 KB, 1280x901, space_station_13_art.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734891

>>11734700
There's only one patrician space game (Also KSP)

>> No.11734892 [DELETED] 

what's up with the video resolution?

>> No.11734893 [DELETED] 

>>11734796
CCCP anthem was more KINO desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

>> No.11734894 [DELETED] 

I just love how NASA has been completely cool with SpaceX using their own vehicles and suits for this whole thing

>> No.11734895 [DELETED] 
File: 155 KB, 994x745, Dayg3pdbNYqeAQHAeexFs02xcLgw6IHSb4LmMJVX8NQ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734895

>LOOK AT THAT SHOT
>SOOO COOL!!!

>> No.11734896 [DELETED] 

>>11734875
Because they need to be loud and obnoxious to get attention

>> No.11734897 [DELETED] 

>>11734882
for me, these orange suits are most aesthetic

>> No.11734898 [DELETED] 

Why did NASA rely on Roscosmos and not ESA for launches?

>> No.11734899 [DELETED] 

How long till Tesla makes a van, just so they can use it as a rocket transport.

>> No.11734900 [DELETED] 

Why is the center so fucking far away from the launch pad? Why not right next to it but in an underground bunker?

>> No.11734901 [DELETED] 

>>11734884
what's up with this ninja thing
were are the swords

>> No.11734902 [DELETED] 
File: 8 KB, 163x137, 60ab1dde593b7b272757f20e4b377081-png.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734902

>clouds
>50%

>> No.11734904 [DELETED] 

>momentus moment

>> No.11734905 [DELETED] 

>>11734851
>Single mother with black children

>> No.11734908 [DELETED] 

>acdc
cringe

>> No.11734909 [DELETED] 
File: 9 KB, 199x253, 1570126986083.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734909

>>11734895
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT BE A DREAMER IN THIS DAY AND AGE!!!!!!!!

>> No.11734910 [DELETED] 

What's /sci/ opinion on Astronaut Abby and Alyssa Carson
?

>> No.11734913 [DELETED] 

listen along
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO1Q-3kXCtM

>> No.11734914 [DELETED] 

>>11734898
ESA is for big loads

>> No.11734915 [DELETED] 

Holy shit this is cringe to watch

>> No.11734916 [DELETED] 

>>11734898
ESA doesn't have a human-rated launcher, Roscosmos has the most used rocket in history

>> No.11734917 [DELETED] 
File: 61 KB, 770x433, kuroko.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734917

please no clouds

>> No.11734918 [DELETED] 
File: 2.16 MB, 5592x4474, Orion_mock-up_suit_test.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734918

>>11734897
Same, and they aren't tryhard either like the spacex suit because its form follows its function and thats the best aesthetic sometime

At least Orion/Artemis will have pumpkin kino

>> No.11734919 [DELETED] 
File: 653 KB, 3840x2160, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734919

tone down the shitposting pls

>> No.11734920 [DELETED] 

>>11734915
turn off the stream then xingpeng

>> No.11734921 [DELETED] 

let loose
from the noose

>> No.11734922 [DELETED] 

>>11734905
But she's rocket scientist not your average coalburner

>> No.11734923 [DELETED] 
File: 29 KB, 741x568, 1557418246416.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734923

What are they listening to in the car bros?

>> No.11734924 [DELETED] 
File: 2.22 MB, 640x360, spacex_saocom1a.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734924

What are the chances the launch actually happens today?

>> No.11734925 [DELETED] 

>>11734882
Shut up, the spacex suit is amazing.

>> No.11734926 [DELETED] 

>>11734914
>>11734916
Ah ok. Thanks anons

>> No.11734927 [DELETED] 

>>11734918

No suits is best.

>> No.11734928 [DELETED] 

>>11734923
ACDC

>> No.11734929 [DELETED] 

>army truck with turret
Are they expecting chimp outs there too?

>> No.11734930 [DELETED] 
File: 241 KB, 600x479, 1590608950382.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734930

uh oh is that a cloud I see?

>> No.11734932 [DELETED] 

>>11734915
Go watch the NASA media channel stream. Clean feed.

>> No.11734933 [DELETED] 

>>11734923
Girl from ipanema

>> No.11734935 [DELETED] 
File: 743 KB, 1200x738, 1200px-Mars_2020_Rover_-_Artist's_Concept.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734935

totally forgot that in less than two months NASA is gonna launch the new mars rover.

>> No.11734936 [DELETED] 

>>11734924
Then they dock with the space station in about a day

>> No.11734937 [DELETED] 

>>11734898
Soyuz was the shuttle backup. ESA didn't and still doesn't have such a vehicle.

>> No.11734938 [DELETED] 

>>11734807
Oompa loompa

>> No.11734939 [DELETED] 

>>11734935
Not if there are clouds.

>> No.11734940 [DELETED] 

>>11734923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eclAC0JQJYk

>> No.11734941 [DELETED] 

>>11734925
Needs more pouches

>> No.11734942 [DELETED] 

>>11734935
that looks sick bro

>> No.11734943 [DELETED] 

We are all astronauts confirmed from an actual astronaut

>> No.11734944 [DELETED] 

>>11734923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVON0vP8k4s

>> No.11734946 [DELETED] 

YES LETS BUILD OUR LAUNCH PAD IN THE WORST REGION FOR THUNDERSTORMS IN THE US

>> No.11734947 [DELETED] 

>>11734919
>>11734923
space boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvUTNX0FDPA

>> No.11734948 [DELETED] 

I wish I was American.

>> No.11734949 [DELETED] 
File: 463 KB, 541x498, 1586794367937.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734949

saying that SpaceX is murica' fuck yeah is the same level of retardation as saying Apple is a proud murican company

>> No.11734950 [DELETED] 

>>11734923
SixNine

>> No.11734951 [DELETED] 

>>11734895
>nooooo you can't find beauty in things and dream about space, you have to either be a bitter loser or a CONSUMER!!!!

>> No.11734952 [DELETED] 

>>11734926
The only countries to have ever had human spaceflight capabilities are Soviets/Russia, USA and China.
ESA considered making a human-rated version of the ATV but european government didn't want to spend the money.

>> No.11734953 [DELETED] 
File: 30 KB, 455x582, chestbrahmate.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734953

>>11734923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGl7b1EPwfA
Whithouth Doubt.

>> No.11734955 [DELETED] 

>>11734915
Doomers are cringe

>> No.11734957 [DELETED] 
File: 827 KB, 3840x2160, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734957

>> No.11734958 [DELETED] 

>>11734932
???

It's just middle aged women and some faggot talking about how much social media support is appreciated and how they listen to some elevator music while they wave from the tesla

>> No.11734959 [DELETED] 

>joggers getting choked
>but whitey's on the moon

>> No.11734960 [DELETED] 

>>11734807
I blame the suit design just as much as I blame their plump dad bods desu, look at how saggy those pants are on Doug lmao. They clearly designed the suit to fit their mannequin and no one else.

>> No.11734961 [DELETED] 

>>11734946
It's also closest to the equator...

>> No.11734963 [DELETED] 

https://youtu.be/pAgnJDJN4VA

>> No.11734964 [DELETED] 
File: 123 KB, 800x1200, 12235324185.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734964

>>11734935
this is more exciting than any manned spaceflight LEO shit going on right now

>> No.11734965 [DELETED] 
File: 11 KB, 540x303, 96215205_2537824249867539_6732144890387365888_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734965

What's gonna happen if the rocket explodes?

>> No.11734966 [DELETED] 

>>11734935
Whats new in it?

>> No.11734967 [DELETED] 

>>11734946
where else would you build it you mongo

>> No.11734969 [DELETED] 

Not even american rocket unless I missed some pretty big reforms in the US regarding property.

>> No.11734970 [DELETED] 

>>11734946
Better then
>YES LETS BUILD OUR LAUNCH PADS IN REMOTE MOUNTAINS SO WE CAN DROP HYPERGOLIC FUEL ON FARMERS

>> No.11734971 [DELETED] 

>>11734923
boomer rock

>> No.11734972 [DELETED] 

THEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORM

>> No.11734973 [DELETED] 

>>11734960
They are custom fitted for each astronaut, it's just that the hardware is all inside so they look bulky.

>> No.11734974 [DELETED] 

>>11734965
they will clap thinking it's the fireworks

>> No.11734975 [DELETED] 
File: 215 KB, 768x768, db01aof-9d20d009-33ad-40b9-9fb0-3bd0edbc6183.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734975

>>11734951
>NOOO I friggin love science you shouldn't say nothing against my favorite multiBillion dollar company funded by my money.

>> No.11734976 [DELETED] 

>>11734965
Capsule abort activates and they land safely

>> No.11734977 [DELETED] 
File: 549 KB, 3840x2160, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734977

>> No.11734978 [DELETED] 

>>11734946
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>> No.11734980 [DELETED] 

>>11734949
What other entities does SpaceX raise money from?

>> No.11734981 [DELETED] 
File: 32 KB, 278x695, elon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734981

>Launch It

>> No.11734982 [DELETED] 

>>11734969
Don't you have to be an american citizen to work in spacex?

>> No.11734983 [DELETED] 
File: 1.49 MB, 300x300, what.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734983

>>11734969
What? At least do a cursory google before saying stupid shit

>> No.11734984 [DELETED] 

>>11734964
>combusts spontanously

>> No.11734985 [DELETED] 

>>11734965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_FXVjf46T8

>> No.11734986 [DELETED] 

why are these people treated like some kind of superheroes? They're just 2 lucky idiots lucky enough to go to the space station

>> No.11734988 [DELETED] 
File: 45 KB, 1280x720, bhd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734988

GET ON THAT FIFTY!

SOMEONE GET ON THAT FIFTY!

>> No.11734990 [DELETED] 

>>11734935
Fuck Rovers. It'll get stuck in a ditch or its drill will fucking fail and it'll fail to do in 18 years what one person could do with a shovel in less than 30 minutes.

>> No.11734991 [DELETED] 

>>11734982
no, musk is south african

>> No.11734992 [DELETED] 
File: 845 KB, 1280x720, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734992

>>11734923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2xkpz-26jM

>> No.11734994 [DELETED] 

Why the police cars?

>> No.11734995 [DELETED] 

>>11734986
Because these are actual heroes

>> No.11734996 [DELETED] 

>>11734967
Texas

>> No.11734997 [DELETED] 

>>11734947
Fun watching them driving on the stream with this in the background.

>> No.11734998 [DELETED] 
File: 77 KB, 645x729, brainlet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11734998

>>11734960
>Why are those unpressurized flight suits so baggy???

>> No.11735000 [DELETED] 

>>11734970
If it was an issue the farmers would be protesting. It's clearly not an issue.

>> No.11735001 [DELETED] 

It will fail, Digits confirm

>> No.11735002 [DELETED] 

>>11734949

Well, most "government" shit is made by private companies contracted by the government.

>> No.11735003 [DELETED] 
File: 68 KB, 673x789, 936.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735003

>>11734978
OH SAY CAN YOU SHART
BY THE AISLE IN THE MART

>> No.11735004 [DELETED] 
File: 1.92 MB, 979x1280, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735004

Hoping that the astronauts won't die and the thing will start a new space race.

>> No.11735005 [DELETED] 

>>11735001
fuck you

>> No.11735006 [DELETED] 

>>11734988
WERE PINNED DOWN

ULA IN 30

>> No.11735007 [DELETED] 

>>11734984
I know you joke, but if this thing blew up it would be the end of private spaceflight

>> No.11735008 [DELETED] 

>>11734981
hes so autistic

>> No.11735009 [DELETED] 

>>11734998
>why are balloons baggy when they arent under pressure.
idk anon why do you think

>> No.11735010 [DELETED] 

>>11734994
Keeps the blackies at bay

>> No.11735011 [DELETED] 

>>11734991
*South African-Canadian

>> No.11735012 [DELETED] 

>>11734994
it's looking cloudy

>> No.11735014 [DELETED] 
File: 57 KB, 389x373, Img-1590688962885.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735014

>>11734975
I watch Xavier Renegade Angel, what is this bugman shit?

>> No.11735015 [DELETED] 

>>11734969
they have to cope
>>11734980
>raise money
they are a private company. They get money from customers like NASA or some Boomer satelite system company.

>> No.11735016 [DELETED] 
File: 91 KB, 1024x576, avatar_speech.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735016

>>11734975
Begone doomer, you have no place in the future.

>> No.11735018 [DELETED] 
File: 419 KB, 3840x2160, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735018

>> No.11735019 [DELETED] 
File: 179 KB, 1920x1080, firefox_2020-05-30_12-18-52.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735019

FOREBODING CLOUDS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.11735020 [DELETED] 

>>11734998
meant for >>11734960

>> No.11735021 [DELETED] 
File: 3.17 MB, 1920x1080, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735021

I don't understand the need for all this security. What are they expecting to happen?

>> No.11735022 [DELETED] 
File: 697 KB, 1080x1266, gunchad.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735022

>>11734923
Briefing that aays are gonna laser the rocket mid travel for all the fucking around we did to them in brazil.

>> No.11735023 [DELETED] 
File: 846 KB, 980x1183, rocket weather.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735023

>a bunch of storms start forming just as the astronauts head for the rocket

>> No.11735025 [DELETED] 

>>11734986
Better heros than these ever present football player rapists.

>> No.11735027 [DELETED] 
File: 113 KB, 1300x975, 5c784bfb26289862f0284e9c[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735027

>>11734998
It's nowhere near as baggy in this picture.

>> No.11735028 [DELETED] 

>>11734027
digits it explodes to smithereens and redditman commits suicide

>> No.11735029 [DELETED] 

>>11735000
Because the launches don't happen there
???

>> No.11735030 [DELETED] 

>>11734990
Yes but they are amazing technological demonstrators that could one day allow us to build even more advanced rovers that could potentially allow the possibility for - gasp - a sample return!

>> No.11735031 [DELETED] 

>>11734981
>TOKUSENTAI
>TOKUSENTAI
>TOKUSENTAI
>TOKUSENTAI

>> No.11735032 [DELETED] 
File: 783 KB, 3840x2160, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735032

>> No.11735033 [DELETED] 

>>11735004
The Soyuz-FG rocket carrying Soyuz TMA-22 was launched in blizzard-like conditions, with high winds and temperatures as low as −5 °C (23 °F). Nonetheless, conditions were deemed to be within acceptable parameters for launch

fucking russos are crazy

>> No.11735034 [DELETED] 

It's gotta be so awesome to see that Falcon 9 coming up close as you drive up to it

>> No.11735036 [DELETED] 

>>11734995
No idiot. Firefighters are heroes, these people are just lucky

>> No.11735037 [DELETED] 

>>11734982

It's a private company, why would there be a citizenship check?

>> No.11735038 [DELETED] 

>>11734807
>smarter than anyone on this board and website
>more successful than anyone on this board and website
>they will be in space in less than 100 minutes and you will not
what gives /sci/ or anyone on this fucking retard forum the right to ridicule them?

>> No.11735039 [DELETED] 
File: 1.55 MB, 270x230, 223.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735039

>>11735016

>> No.11735041 [DELETED] 

>>11735027
It's also not being worn by an out of shape boomer

>> No.11735042 [DELETED] 
File: 729 KB, 1808x1000, AAAAAAAAAAAAA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735042

>when you're 10 seconds from launch and your crewmate starts coughing

>> No.11735043 [DELETED] 

>>11735002
That's why it's so cringe to listen to muh murica' all the time. Musk himself cares about US as much as a farmer cares for his cow.

>> No.11735045 [DELETED] 
File: 26 KB, 479x479, bogged.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735045

>>11735019
>scrub eet
>again
>continue with the plan

>> No.11735046 [DELETED] 

>>11734990
why don't you go to mars then if it's so simple

>> No.11735047 [DELETED] 
File: 489 KB, 500x300, 1528347388309.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735047

>>11735023

>> No.11735048 [DELETED] 

>>11735036
Both and there's no luck involved here

>> No.11735049 [DELETED] 
File: 816 KB, 3840x2160, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735049

>> No.11735050 [DELETED] 

>>11735030
Waste of fucking time and money. Rovers are for safetycucks who don't want anything done but to harvest money and keep the programs running until the heat death of the universe. Send people now.

>> No.11735052 [DELETED] 

>>11735029
He means the chineese farmers. It's a joke

>> No.11735053 [DELETED] 
File: 161 KB, 1200x818, TE.SHUTTLE15P1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735053

>>11735021
alligators

>> No.11735054 [DELETED] 

>>11735023
HAARP!!!!!

DIGITS CONFIRM

>> No.11735056 [DELETED] 

>>11734949
Everything is America you dumb europoor we run the world.

>> No.11735057 [DELETED] 

>>11734966
Past life detection tech, ability to create rocket fuel as a test, and drop samples for future missions to pick up

>> No.11735058 [DELETED] 
File: 585 KB, 3840x2160, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735058

>> No.11735060 [DELETED] 

>>11734807
absolute units

>> No.11735061 [DELETED] 

>>11735021
people jogging

>> No.11735062 [DELETED] 

>>11735056
then why won't you build your own rocket

>> No.11735064 [DELETED] 
File: 1.29 MB, 1024x576, _111301326_screenshot2020-03-16at7.00.21pm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735064

>Real Question
Why would these IDIOT glowniggers Build the Launching Pad IN FUCKING FLORIDA.
Go to arizona or some place where No cloud is ever visible.

>> No.11735065 [DELETED] 

>>11735037
>Rocket science falls under International Traffic in Arms Regulations, which prohibits companies that deal in military technology (rockets and anything going to space included) from hiring foreign workers

>> No.11735066 [DELETED] 

>>11734990
Curiosity has been driving on Mars since 2012. The previous rovers where driving there for over 15 years

>> No.11735067 [DELETED] 

>>11735021
>employ an entire dojo of space ninjas
>not having a contingency in case some of them go rogue
Anon...

>> No.11735068 [DELETED] 

>>11735049
That long panning shot was so fucking kino

>> No.11735069 [DELETED] 
File: 327 KB, 1500x1000, image[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735069

Why does Elon breed every woman he hooks up with?

>> No.11735070 [DELETED] 

>>11735042
wife&kids have been in quarintine together with the husbands.

>> No.11735072 [DELETED] 

>>11735064
>Americans making smart decisions

>> No.11735073 [DELETED] 

>>11735064
Practicality of dropping huge ass stages into the atlantic.

>> No.11735074 [DELETED] 

>>11735021
Rocket launches are a major sabotage risk.

>> No.11735075 [DELETED] 

>>11735048
Please tell me why going to the space station makes you a hero. They're not going on a 2 year mission to Mars or anything special

>> No.11735076 [DELETED] 

dubs and tornado

>> No.11735077 [DELETED] 
File: 338 KB, 1000x2000, 1518133147023.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735077

lmao those spacesuits look like fucking Riker

>> No.11735078 [DELETED] 

>>11735064
So the debris falls in the ocean and because Florida is closer to the equator

>> No.11735079 [DELETED] 

>>11735069
optimal gene spread.

>> No.11735080 [DELETED] 

>>11735064
its in florida because at the time rocket debris would land in other countries and shit. now we just land the space debris B)

>> No.11735081 [DELETED] 

>>11735016
Useless fanfic wankery. It's all pointless and you just like the boomers from 60's and 70's will see your futile dreams of impossibility die in the years to come. Humans will stay on this planet until the end. It's cold hard physics.

>> No.11735082 [DELETED] 

>>11735064
Not a great idea to have rocket boosters falling down on populated areas.

>> No.11735083 [DELETED] 

>>11735076
singles and launch

>> No.11735084 [DELETED] 

>>11735069
Elon found a glitch that makes every firstborn you make a son and reproduced it.
Probably explains why he's talking about simulations so much.

>> No.11735086 [DELETED] 

>>11735066
And what good has it done except send some pretty pictures back every now and then? Nothing.

>> No.11735087 [DELETED] 

>>11735064
The flight path would take the rocket over populated areas, so discarded stages would just crash into people's house and shit

>> No.11735088 [DELETED] 

One of the ninja's has a sword on his back.

>> No.11735089 [DELETED] 

What the fuck was that ninja carrying an actual weapon

>> No.11735090 [DELETED] 
File: 107 KB, 979x980, 20200529233056_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735090

i dont think the suit is flexible enough for this

>> No.11735092 [DELETED] 
File: 169 KB, 659x873, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735092

why not launch from hawaii, then?

>> No.11735093 [DELETED] 

>>11735021
ULA rooftop sniper

>> No.11735095 [DELETED] 
File: 756 KB, 800x800, 1566532312275.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735095

>they have to repeat all the same PR moves from last launch attempt

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i hate this kinda shit

>> No.11735096 [DELETED] 

haha AC/DC haha ZZ Top
are we relatable yet?

>> No.11735097 [DELETED] 

>>11735075
man sits on explosion to go to a metal behemoth
going 25 times the speed of sound and getting off safely.

>> No.11735098 [DELETED] 

>>11735081
Then move aside and let better men do what you think is "impossible"

>> No.11735099 [DELETED] 
File: 681 KB, 3840x2160, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735099

>> No.11735101 [DELETED] 

>>11735069
wider array of possible inheritance. competition to see which heir inherits SpaceX. Competition breeds technological advancement.

>> No.11735103 [DELETED] 

>>11735084
That's not a glitch, it's well known. The first child has the highest test profile and each additional child has less and less. That's why later-born sons are more likely to be gay and girls are more likely to be born later.

>> No.11735104 [DELETED] 
File: 150 KB, 1080x770, CZ3B-Booster-Fire.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735104

>>11735082

>> No.11735105 [DELETED] 
File: 614 KB, 727x671, Screenshot_20200530_122611.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735105

>> No.11735106 [DELETED] 

>>11734111
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_in_spaceflight#June

I look forward to the seethe when China launches Tianwen-1 to Mars next month.

>> No.11735108 [DELETED] 
File: 50 KB, 128x111, 158829490712.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735108

>>11735073
U right, thanks for answering, gotta keep the Cubans safe.

>> No.11735109 [DELETED] 

>>11735064
are you retarded?

>> No.11735110 [DELETED] 

Seems like a little bit less fanfare than last time

>> No.11735112 [DELETED] 
File: 284 KB, 1202x1135, vrchat_gwyn_fire.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735112

>>11735090
World link? OR friend code?

>> No.11735113 [DELETED] 

>>11735081
>cold hard physics
that is precisely what is taking is taking us there.

>> No.11735115 [DELETED] 
File: 259 KB, 854x480, 0294b5ea-29e8-4644-bc0a-d12b3dcb008b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735115

>> No.11735116 [DELETED] 
File: 2.82 MB, 1280x720, 1565030217756.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735116

What do you call this gait?

>> No.11735117 [DELETED] 
File: 3.65 MB, 368x368, 9E62FE07-5B64-409B-A435-7BA8508330A5.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735117

>Ruskies launch astronauts to space every week despite thunderstorms, typhoons and blizzards
>They just drink some vodka and go about their business as usual

>America makes huge parades, ceremonies, TV-coverage, presidential blessings etc.
>Still cancel due to a little cloud or watch the rocket explode

So this is the power of capitalism

>> No.11735118 [DELETED] 
File: 1013 KB, 3840x2160, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735118

>> No.11735119 [DELETED] 

THE NINJA HAS A KATANA!!!

>> No.11735120 [DELETED] 

>>11735092
or just invade a south american country and launch for there

>> No.11735121 [DELETED] 
File: 40 KB, 352x550, gay_priest_styles_on_some_snails.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735121

>>11735064
To take advantage of the Cape's gravitational anomaly of course.

>> No.11735124 [DELETED] 

>>11735119
>It's Elon

>> No.11735125 [DELETED] 

>>11735092
retarded

>> No.11735126 [DELETED] 

>>11735081
that is precisely what taking us there.

>> No.11735127 [DELETED] 

>>11735062
The rocket you are looking at is
>paid for by Americans
>designed by Americans
>built by Americans
>used by Americans

Let the jealousy you feel now forever remind you of your so called country's inferiority.

>> No.11735128 [DELETED] 
File: 155 KB, 700x479, Paul Falconer Poole - Solomon Eagle 1843 - (MeisterDrucke-293928).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735128

Okay... really though... why does the crew need numbers? This is kino but the numbers ruin it.

>> No.11735129 [DELETED] 

>>11735099
kino

>> No.11735130 [DELETED] 
File: 7 KB, 259x194, ayyyoooo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735130

Are they still on earth?

>> No.11735131 [DELETED] 

>>11735118
thats the mount for starship right?

>> No.11735132 [DELETED] 
File: 618 KB, 3840x2160, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735132

>> No.11735133 [DELETED] 
File: 259 KB, 510x514, sei!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735133

>>11735110
Last time was perfect moment for all the fanfare followed by climax of launch but weather cucked everyone so hard and now we just want them to launch already, the idea of a 2nd scrub is already on everyones minds so no one wants to go through that much PR/fanfare only to get cucked again 20 min from launch

I bet not even the Pres and VP are there now, it's sad but that's the reality of spaceflight

>> No.11735137 [DELETED] 
File: 533 KB, 586x514, blunderfoot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735137

>>11735117
Russian boosters don't land themselves.

>> No.11735138 [DELETED] 

>>11735117
Is that real?

>> No.11735139 [DELETED] 

>>11735128
So they are easier to identify during communication and coordination

>> No.11735140 [DELETED] 

>>11735128
i like the numbers. we get to have favorites.

>> No.11735141 [DELETED] 

>>11735132
These suits look like they belong in Spaceballs

>> No.11735142 [DELETED] 

Pad ninja 19 looks hawt

>> No.11735143 [DELETED] 
File: 200 KB, 1600x815, 1478693231791.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735143

Commencing final preparations. We're looking good.
All boards, report in.

>> No.11735146 [DELETED] 
File: 74 KB, 500x258, dc4cc22aeeaeab8d6591d13e89eeb723.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735146

>>11735128

>> No.11735147 [DELETED] 

>>11735073
>>11735064
SpaceX does have launchpads in Texas. They aren't using that base because NASA doesn't have crew quarters there to prep the astronauts. I wouldn't be surprised if SpaceX builds crew quarters there.

>> No.11735148 [DELETED] 

>>11735092
The force from the rocket might push the island of Hawaii out of its course, leading to potential lethal earthquakes and volcanic eruptions. US mainland has a much greater mass and will therefore not be affected as much compared to Hawaii

>> No.11735150 [DELETED] 

>>11734916
>Roscosmos has the most used rocket in history
And now SpaceX has the most used rockets in history.

>> No.11735151 [DELETED] 

>>11735128
Tell who is who with gimpsuits on.

>> No.11735152 [DELETED] 
File: 671 KB, 3840x2160, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735152

>> No.11735153 [DELETED] 

>>11735117
I mean do you really want the 1st flight like this to end up in another challenger disaster? This needs to be perfect or worldwide reluctance for this will go through the roof!

>> No.11735154 [DELETED] 

>>11735142
wide hips

>> No.11735155 [DELETED] 

>>11735130
FIVE MORE MINUTES

>> No.11735156 [DELETED] 

>11735117
Fuck off commie

>> No.11735157 [DELETED] 

>>11735099
>blacked

>> No.11735158 [DELETED] 

>>11735133
Trump and pence both literally coming back

>> No.11735159 [DELETED] 

>>11735069
listening to her rn :3

>> No.11735160 [DELETED] 
File: 212 KB, 428x1014, assassin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735160

>> No.11735161 [DELETED] 

>>11735127
>dreamed by a south african.
Kek.

>> No.11735163 [DELETED] 

>>11735131
No, they passed that on the way.

>> No.11735164 [DELETED] 
File: 1.12 MB, 3840x2160, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735164

>> No.11735165 [DELETED] 
File: 472 KB, 1920x1080, 1565921561109.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735165

>>11735158
Based if true

>> No.11735166 [DELETED] 
File: 156 KB, 1100x749, soyuz interior.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735166

>>11735117
Also ruskies are still stuck using a Trabant strapped on top of an ICBM

>> No.11735167 [DELETED] 

>>11735157
mental illness

>> No.11735168 [DELETED] 

>>11735092
Too close to the US, they need to launch east and the debris would land on the US.
Also it's more difficult to get the rocket there, when they can just send parts through trains and boats to Florida.

>> No.11735169 [DELETED] 

ngl

seeing all those helpers where pure black outfits is cool as fuck

>> No.11735170 [DELETED] 
File: 11 KB, 1024x1024, __kagemori_michiru_brand_new_animal_drawn_by_hcnone__f71be715b3b8d358cd7236db43681e2e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735170

>>11735143
/trash/ here!
sup!

>> No.11735171 [DELETED] 

lol the video they're playing is muted

>> No.11735172 [DELETED] 
File: 69 KB, 554x800, MonsterValentinosmall.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735172

>>11735143
/sp/ standing by

>> No.11735173 [DELETED] 
File: 72 KB, 600x558, fc2ef5aa077dabd53489bb6f28598663.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735173

padninja suits remind me of pic rel

>> No.11735174 [DELETED] 

>>11735143
nigger

>> No.11735175 [DELETED] 

>>11735137
Because not landing them is more efficient and cost effective?
Only americans get impressed by circus like that just as they did with the space shuttle and the concept of airplanes in space.

>> No.11735176 [DELETED] 

>>11735166
Is that the "HULLO" man himself?

>> No.11735177 [DELETED] 

>>11735132
This needs a >shadman

>> No.11735178 [DELETED] 

>>11735165
Based? Based on what retard?

>> No.11735179 [DELETED] 

>>11735147
>SpaceX does have launchpads in Texas.
Yet.

>> No.11735181 [DELETED] 

>>11735143
/v/ standing by

>> No.11735183 [DELETED] 

Will they sign the white room again or they conserved their previous doodle ?

>> No.11735184 [DELETED] 

>>11735097
Stop wording shit overly dramatic and it's a lot less heroic. "man risking his life in metal cage on top of mecanical machine that can kill you with one wrong move" is also the same as driving. You're not a hero simply because you risk your life for your own dreams. They're just as much "heroes" as any scientist.

>> No.11735185 [DELETED] 
File: 10 KB, 908x696, Untitled3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735185

>>11735139
>>11735151
Cant they just use their names? I mean what if someone forgets their number....CHAOS!

>> No.11735186 [DELETED] 
File: 130 KB, 850x1133, 1589686387325.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735186

>>11735143
/tg/ here

>> No.11735187 [DELETED] 

>>11735169
Aye, the astronaughts wearing white and their helpers wearing black

>> No.11735188 [DELETED] 

>>11735178
yo momma

>> No.11735189 [DELETED] 
File: 301 KB, 700x700, 44374912_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735189

>>11735143
/a/, standing by

>> No.11735190 [DELETED] 
File: 42 KB, 695x1024, Scarlett-Johansson-695x1024-43kb-media-1607-media-96657-1112592303.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735190

>>11735143
/tv/ reporting for duty. We expect to find one of the astronauts in the wreckage.

>> No.11735191 [DELETED] 
File: 164 KB, 1154x1072, pepe_reaching_his_end.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735191

>>11735173
I did not need this reminder of my cringey edgy teen years

>> No.11735192 [DELETED] 
File: 1.84 MB, 202x360, what.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735192

>>11735175
>Because not landing them is more efficient and cost effective

>> No.11735193 [DELETED] 
File: 578 KB, 3840x2160, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735193

>> No.11735194 [DELETED] 

>>11735165
https://www.space.com/trump-spacex-astronaut-launch-arrival-demo-2.html
The men are COMMITTED to space, which is nice to see

>> No.11735195 [DELETED] 
File: 696 KB, 1024x734, Screenshot_20200528-125154.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735195

CHAD of /a/ here.

>> No.11735196 [DELETED] 

>>11735117
not every week. and we usually have a lot of watchers at live streams actually, especially when cosmonauts are send. It's not as glorified but still "propagandous"? I guess.

>> No.11735197 [DELETED] 

>>11734923
AC/DC - T.N.T.

>> No.11735198 [DELETED] 

Call was presumably Trump

>> No.11735200 [DELETED] 

>>11735191
good times... not a care in the world

>> No.11735201 [DELETED] 

>>11735173
kek

>> No.11735202 [DELETED] 

>>11734986
> Lucky
> Not involving decades of hard work competing against hundreds of other viable candidates
Are you unironically brain damaged?

>> No.11735203 [DELETED] 
File: 21 KB, 473x390, Thumbs up.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735203

>>11735143
/k/ here, let's rock and roll!

>> No.11735204 [DELETED] 

>>11735166
based commies

>> No.11735205 [DELETED] 
File: 96 KB, 677x960, Spessmurin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735205

>>11735143
/k/ here, i want my space marines ASAP

>> No.11735206 [DELETED] 
File: 220 KB, 800x538, 1545465013637.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735206

>>11735143
/c/ waifus standing by

>> No.11735207 [DELETED] 
File: 337 KB, 1920x1080, 1560175266498.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735207

>You will never be a SpaceX ninja

>> No.11735208 [DELETED] 

>>11735175
>
Because not landing them is more efficient and cost effective?
Maximum cope.

>> No.11735209 [DELETED] 
File: 73 KB, 385x310, You+are+doing+gods+work+_2cfa6ed9a83cdd4fa9c2134fd3d0019c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735209

>>11735143
/k/ reporting in.
wondering when a rocket fleet can have temporary orbital supremacy using laser AA. Also, stars and striped forever.

>> No.11735210 [DELETED] 
File: 335 KB, 500x509, 1567362853262.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735210

>>11735194
Very respectable, I don't think many presidents would go out of their way like that, well for Trump it's easier cause Mar a lago is close

>> No.11735211 [DELETED] 
File: 2.24 MB, 1920x1080, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735211

>>11735143
/v/ reporting in
<< ALL CHECKS COMPLETE >>

>> No.11735212 [DELETED] 
File: 40 KB, 640x368, preview.mp4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735212

>>11735143
/d/ reporting full mast!!!

>> No.11735213 [DELETED] 

WHERE ARE ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE!?

>> No.11735214 [DELETED] 

>>11735069
Spreading the Gene-seed for the first generation of primarchs

>> No.11735216 [DELETED] 

>>11735202
"competing against hundreds of other viable candidates"
you said it yourself idiot, it's all about luck.

>> No.11735217 [DELETED] 

>>11735112
>>>/vg/293958642

>> No.11735218 [DELETED] 
File: 3.61 MB, 2047x1121, whip a tesla.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735218

a template to pass the time

>> No.11735219 [DELETED] 
File: 37 KB, 708x480, 1556586080675.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735219

Why are the astronauts both turbomanlets?

Shouldn't they be like 6'2" former high school quarterback chads?

>> No.11735221 [DELETED] 

Are they all reading from a teleprompter?

>> No.11735222 [DELETED] 

His voice keeps cracking lmao

>> No.11735223 [DELETED] 

>>11735204
>based
>first and only nation to have spacemen die in space proper

>> No.11735225 [DELETED] 

>inb4 your spaceship waifu gets SCRUBBED

>> No.11735226 [DELETED] 
File: 11 KB, 908x696, Untitled2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735226

>>11735213
Rioting in Minn ya dope.

>> No.11735227 [DELETED] 

>>11735219
Smaller people are easier to fit in small capsule seats

>> No.11735228 [DELETED] 
File: 684 KB, 3840x2160, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735228

keep it /sci/ like this >>11735205

>> No.11735230 [DELETED] 

>>11735219
Becoming a dad really makes you sacrifice a lot.

>> No.11735231 [DELETED] 
File: 202 KB, 600x600, 1575225770695.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735231

>>11735143
/u/ here, lets scrub the launch again

>> No.11735232 [DELETED] 

>>11735219
Space is the manlet frontier.

>> No.11735233 [DELETED] 
File: 39 KB, 330x412, e949745e1c38bc99cba3a8cfeed32d06df-27-elliot-rodger.rvertical.w330.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735233

/r9k/ checking in again

>> No.11735234 [DELETED] 

>>11735218
me on the right

>> No.11735235 [DELETED] 

>Waifu ninja gives you a good luck kiss and thumbs up before closing the hatch

>> No.11735236 [DELETED] 

/tv/ here, any cunnies?

>> No.11735239 [DELETED] 
File: 657 KB, 3840x2160, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735239

>> No.11735240 [DELETED] 

>>11735175
Idk bro I mea SpaceX has pretty much ended Russia’s status as a commercial launch provider.

They also forced ESA to accelerate their schedule on their next rocket, and forced a redesign. Adíame 6 was originally gonna cost like $85 Million per launch for just ONE SATELLITE and this was deemed okay by ESA...until SpaceX proved that a single payload could be launched to GTO for less. Then ESA changed the design.

Also Starship/Superheavy is definitely real. Even NASA admits that they are confident SpaceX can build them. No one in Earth denies that SpaceX can build a Superheavy launcher, the only doubt lies in the reusability issues.

>> No.11735241 [DELETED] 
File: 146 KB, 500x522, lecalltheneighborsiwantthemtoseethis22931732.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735241

>>11735143
/g/ standing by

>> No.11735243 [DELETED] 
File: 37 KB, 500x312, planetes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11735243

non-moe-shit /a/ is here