/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.11710458]

So remember a few months back when /sci/ was saying COVID-19 was just a flu whereas /pol/ was hyping it up?

Now /pol/ are the ones saying it's just a flu and /sci/ doesn't talk about the virus at all anymore.

Wtf happened?

[Anonymous No.11710479]

>>11710458
we have short attention spans and captain trips is old news

[Anonymous No.11710481]

>>11710458
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I was designed by the top virologists in the Wuhan National Biosafety lab, and I've been involved in numerous infections on Chinese, and I have over 50 confirmed kills. I am coated in a protein shell and I'm the top pandemic in the entire country of China. You are nothing to me but just another healthy person. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am infecting my secret network of Chinese across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the sneeze, maggot. The sneeze that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be on any doorknob, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred coughs, and that's just with my spike glycoprotein. Not only am I highly contagious, but have a transmissible incubation period of two weeks and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit mucous all inside your lungs and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[Anonymous No.11710488]

>>11710481
'Sneezing' should be replaced with 'cough' in this pasta edit.

[Anonymous No.11710507]

>>11710458

>Wtf happened?

Don't worry about it, it's just a flu. You get used to it.

[Anonymous No.11710522]

hey I live in California and nobody cares anymore. people are out like normal, but cops everywhere. there's this vibe in the air tho, it's suspicion, and comradery. curious times

[Anonymous No.11710587]

>>11710458
>Wtf happened?
pol is worried that the holocough and the attendant economic fallout could ruin Trump's election prospects

[Anonymous No.11710593]

>>11710458
Because it was basically just a flu

[Anonymous No.11710595]

>>11710587
Yes, I figured as much. With all the facebook tier memes and boomer retardation it seems the transition from /pol/ to r/the_donald (4chan edition) is complete.

[Anonymous No.11710608]

>>11710458
It was always a flu

Tiktok nurses brah

[Anonymous No.11710728]

>>11710479
>we have short attention spans
this basically.
two months ago means nothing. It's all about what our frens are saying NOW

[Anonymous No.11711267]

>>11710458
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as COVID-19, is in fact, the Chinese virus, or as I've recently taken to calling it, the Kung-Flu. COVID-19 is not a random Killer virus by itself, but rather another gift of a fully disgusting Chink eco-system made deadly by the chinese eating habits, lack of empathy and vital lack of higyene comprising a full trifecta for the perfect storm as defined by WHO. Many humans right now are infected by a modified version of the Chinese virus since days ago, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of the Chinese virus which is widely used today is often called "COVID-19", and many of its hosts are not aware that it is basically the Chinese virus, developed by the Wuhan Project. There really is a COVID-19, and these people are infected by it, but it is just a part of the infection they have. COVID-19 is the key: it opens the door in the immune system that allocates the body's immunity resources to the other diseases that you get. The key that opens the door is an essential part of an killer disease, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of infecting a weak person. COVID-19 is normally used in combination with the pneumonia: the whole disease is basically the Chinese virus with a gay number added, or Chinese Originated VIral Disease-19. All the so-called "COVID-19" strains are really mutations of the Chinese virus.

[Anonymous No.11711382]

>>11710458
Once it infected America and the ruling government responded the way they did, hyping up the virus became politically damaging to the ruling government instead of politically beneficial.

[Anonymous No.11711396]

>>11711267
only because it originated in china doesnt mean every chinese person is responsible for creating or spreading it. most of them are victims.

[Anonymous No.11711426]

>>11710458
People who say covid19 is the flu are fear-mongering retards. I caught it and it's closer to the common cold, though it lasted only one day and involved loss of smell for a week. It's milder than a common cold.

[Anonymous No.11711441]

>>11710587
>holocough
Mind if i steal that one?

[Anonymous No.11711457]

>>11711396
>doesnt mean every chinese person is responsible for creating or spreading it
They sure as hell created and maintained the shitty culture that compels them to eat powdered tiger penises and pangolin scrotums. Fuck the Chinese. They're long past overdue for burning.

[Anonymous No.11711464]

>>11711457
Do you feel this same way about whites who eat pigs or chickens or cows, which have caused far more pandemics?

[Anonymous No.11711466]

>>11711267
This is correct

>>11711396
No they aren't they love the CCP. Chinese nationalism is very high and they were cheering about Americans being infected. China has been responsible every large plague historically you retarded fedora faggot.

[Anonymous No.11711468]

>>11711464
>muh evil whites
You're next, Schlomo.

[Anonymous No.11711475]

>>11711267
China commits world wide biological terrorism with the China Virus, fuck China they need to be destroyed for the Worlds safety, they have been the starter of every worldwide plague.

[Anonymous No.11711481]

>>11711457
yeah i dont think the majority of them eats animal genitals on a regular basis.

also every electronical device you have has at least one part of it made in china

humans are shit, thats all

[Anonymous No.11711489]

>>11711466
yeah the spanish flu was totally chinas fault..

[Anonymous No.11711497]

>>11711481
Some humans are more shit than other. The chinese are constantly forging new frontiers in how shitty a group of people can be.

>>11711489
It was.

[Anonymous No.11711507]

>>11710458
Glowfags, Chinese govt shills, Russian govt shills, 4chan trolls, genuine retards.

[Anonymous No.11711512]

>>11711468
Those pastrami & lox fucks get the wall too when the vegan revolution comes.

[Anonymous No.11711516]

>>11710608
Do Americans really? Also, no wonder they are missing PPE when they waste it like this.

[Anonymous No.11711538]

>>11710458
/sci/ are idiots that just mock w/e the mainstream narrative is, they are crying night and day about reopening now so you OP post is bullshit and as always you are a faggot

[Anonymous No.11711541]

Antibody testing exposed the mortality rate as being insignificant. No one has cared since.

[Anonymous No.11711552]

>>11711516
how do you know this is america?

[Anonymous No.11711566]

Hey guys, my throat has been swollen for probably about a month now.
It's not sore, and I've got no other symptoms. I just know how to recognize a swollen throat by how low I can sing.
It is possible it's caused by Covid? I heard it can start as a long lasting sore throat, but it has been at least 3 weeks, probably 4, with no change.

I figure if it were a throat infection it would be sore by now, and if it were allergies it would be fluctuating more with the weather, but it has just been constantly swollen.

[Anonymous No.11711576]

>>11711566
Could be lymphoma, get checked out OP could be serious.

[Anonymous No.11711579]

>>11711576
Oh shit you're not OP sorry daddy, but get checked out dude

[Anonymous No.11711628]

>>11711576
>>11711579
I'm a burger with no insurance so I'm hoping it just goes away soon.
I don't think it's lymphoma. The swelling seems to be the center of the neck and the onset was basically overnight. I would imagine that lymphoma is a gradual swelling, but I do singing warm ups often enough to recognize that it became totally swollen all at once.

[Anonymous No.11711703]

>>11710608
>Not all heroes wear capes, some wear scrubs.

[Anonymous No.11711860]

I wanted to travel overseas to bang some whores. Now I am going to become a wizard.

Will things ever be the same again? I am tired of being a virgin, I wish I saved up sooner

[Anonymous No.11712078]

>>11710458

[Anonymous No.11712142]

>>11711512
How will a vegan revolution come when vegans don't know how to operate a weapon or how to into violence, and that the recoil of a gun would probably bounce back straight into their face launching their nosebone like a spacex rocket straight up into their brain because the bones have grown soft after years of onions abuse, lack of exercise and nutrient deficiency

[Anonymous No.11712616]

>>11711426
>anecdotal evidence
Yes i'm sure the death toll being almost 350k confirmed and video footage of people dying in the streets and hospital hallways is just an elaborate conspiracy for Bill Gates to give you autism with his forced vaccine.

Nevermind that the "confirmed" number includes official Chinese numbers. Lets just trust that they told us the truth.

[Anonymous No.11712921]

>>11710458
/pol/ are raging contrarians. If the media suddenly loved trump, they would tell you he is satan, for example.

[Anonymous No.11712923]

>>11712142
dangerously based

[Anonymous No.11713878]

>>11710458
Politics is ridiculous and frivolous. Follow the numbers

[Anonymous No.11713949]

>8 messages to ermor
So it had to come to this

[Anonymous No.11713967]

>>11710458

Everyone everywhere is sick of talking about and thinking about it.