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11703807 No.11703807 [Reply] [Original]

My ancestor :)

>> No.11703810

>>11703807
looking good darling

>> No.11703812

>>11703807
Why did he do it?

>> No.11703820

>>11703812
>he

>> No.11703824

>>11703807
Cute

>> No.11704245
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11704245

My ancestor :)

>> No.11704270
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11704270

Mine look like this

>> No.11704275
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11704275

>>11704270

>> No.11704286

>>11703807
God damn. How can he be so based?

>> No.11704289

>>11703807
*headpats skinny lizard*
You did your best.

>> No.11704300
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>>11704286
>you're supposed to live in the water
>"No."

Holy smokes the levels of based are off the charts.

>> No.11704309

inb4 christcuck "evolution is fake" LARP

>> No.11704318
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>> No.11704327

>>11704318
Can we have another picture when the mother fucker simply decides to fly one day?

>> No.11704331
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11704331

Feels good to not be related to this guy :)

>> No.11704337

>>11703807
How did you take a picture if cameras didn't exist back then

>> No.11704345

>>11704337
that's a painting

>> No.11704349

>>11704345
How did they paint it with no hands

>> No.11704395
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11704395

>>11704349

>> No.11704399

>>11704395
oh ok

>> No.11704615

>>11704395
Really makes me appreciate OP's pic even more

>> No.11704629

Why the fuck this shit became so popular?

>> No.11704661

>>11704629
mere exposure effect

>> No.11704760

>>11703812
THEY started moving into his neighborhood in droves. THEY started taking all the jobs and white womens.

>> No.11704797
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11704797

my ancestors :)

>> No.11704809

>>11704797
The original climate destroyers right there!! They fucked the whole thang all the way up.

>> No.11704810

>>11704331
What about aquatic apes and humans aren't the only animals without fur.

>> No.11704815

Your ancestor. I did not evolve.

>> No.11704948

>>11704815
Clearly

>> No.11706036
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>>11703807
>Humans evolved from apes
>Apes still exist

>> No.11706042

>>11706036
Google theodicy

>> No.11707722

>>11706036
Adam and Eve were black

>> No.11707770

>>11707722
WE

>> No.11707776

>>11706036
The Garden of Eden is an allegory for the evolution of the world, specifically man's gain of sentience.

>> No.11707849
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11707849

my ancestor :)

>> No.11708004

>>11707849
based

>> No.11708097

>we wuz aliens n shit.
Imagine not realizing we actually originated from another dimension. We are prisoners in this shithole of a planet

>> No.11708208

>>11704797
logs of poo?

>> No.11708249

>>11703807
The artist fucked up. Those plants do nothing to make it look like that fish isn't emerging from a wall of water.

>> No.11708267

>>11708249
Or maybe he didn't fuck up and the picture looks exactly how it's suppose to :^)

>> No.11708274

>>11707776
If you have to think of it that way...

>> No.11708642

>>11703807
why did he leave the water? the water life seems comfy.

>> No.11708704
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11708704

Suck it atheists

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>> No.11708899

>>11706042
Google faggot

>> No.11708923

>>11707770
WUZ

>> No.11708958
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>> No.11708970
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My ancestor :)

>> No.11709775

>>11706036
>Humans evolved from apes
>Apes still exist
Nah. Today's apes and humans share a common ancestor. That ancestor isn't around anymore.

>> No.11709888
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>>11703807
Not again

>> No.11710000

>>11706036

remember that next time you are dealing with stupid people. they're the ones who would have stayed apes.

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>> No.11710132

>>11710000
those numbers dont lie i guess.

>> No.11710151

>>11708923
KANGZ N SHIEET

>> No.11710159

>>11707849
Filthy mutt

>> No.11710163

>>11708642
No fire -> no chicken tendies

>> No.11710183
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11710183

my ancestor :)

>> No.11710484

>>11707776

To you maybe.

>> No.11710713

>>11703807
memefish is not our ancestor. Stop spreading reddit tier retard myths

https://www.nature.com/articles/463040a


>>11707776
>The Garden of Eden is an allegory for the evolution of the world
kek this is wrong plants came the day before the sun was created so it literally can't be an allegory for evolution...unless you think God was keeping plants alive for eons without sunlight because he was a bad planner...

>> No.11710727

>>11710484
>>11708274
yea no you're right it's just bullshit, full stop. thanks for confirming that

>> No.11710956

>>11710727

You're welcome. Please abstain from such bullshit in the future. Thank you.

>> No.11711745

>>11710713
>Let there be light
Jesus used parables to teach, why wouldn't God?

But this is /sci/, not /his/, so we should stay focused on the topic at hand.

>> No.11713112

>>11704331
Use of fire by hominids is much older than Modern Human hair distribution

>> No.11713927

>>11711745
>Jesus used parables to teach, why wouldn't God?
Jesus never used parables that are an obvious contradiction of blatant common sense. Plants can't survive millions of years without the sun. The person who wrote that book knew that. Why would he get something so simple totally backwards? The story is not a parable of evolution. There is no way to rectify it so that you can interpret it as such...

>> No.11713961

>>11703807
Pappy!

>> No.11716176

>>11704760
THEY sound pretty based

>> No.11716187

>>11704245
Please show me it's ancestor. If you will show a prokaryote, don't bother.

>> No.11716189

>>11707849
dangerously based

>> No.11716347
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>>11710183
it all makes sense...

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>>11710183
How long until these things made the jump to eukaryogenesis? It looks like a population of these wouldn't last long at all. They're not very "robust" looking.

Compare to pic related simple coronachan it's like a drop in the bucket.

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>NOOOOOO!!! YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE THE WATER!!!!

>> No.11718590

>>11703807
>some lizards and monkeys created humans

Bible's explanation is more logical, intelligent design makes more sense

>> No.11718646

>>11704309
its the truth my brother, may Jesus bless you and save your soul from eternal damnation
amen

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My ancestors :)

>> No.11719492

>>11709888
kek

>> No.11723814

>>11708208
stromatolites
basically logs of poo but they dab on the atmosphere

>> No.11723929

>>11703807
>WE WUZ FISH AND SHIT

>> No.11724015

>>11707722
Well they did fuck up everything after all.