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Anonymous Sat May 9 08:01:25 2020 No.11653069 [Reply] [Original]

What would a quantum condom potentially achieve? Scientifically speaking, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 08:02:38 2020 No.11653070 >>11653069 this is going to be a good thread

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 08:04:58 2020 No.11653078 How about Schrödinger's condom? In a package of condoms you buy, half are broken and half work properly

Anonymous Sat May 9 08:09:52 2020 No.11653086

Well I'm curious. Would each sperm be a q-bit and the seminal fluid the quantum superposition trying to resolve?

Like each sperm lives out its multiverse ancestral expansion pattern and then that one quantum superiority sperm passes through the condom because that kid needs to be born to provide you the progenitor with maximum payout.

An entire multiverse of potential subspawn that invent time travel to increase their odds of their progenitor sperm being the successful ones.

Coud even pipe the results to some digital display for future playback to see how far some got or for play of the day style stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 08:11:03 2020 No.11653087 >>11653078 Wouldn't it be more so long as neither of you look at the penetrative male member there is no waveform collapse so 50/50 you may as well be wearing one?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 10:08:17 2020 No.11653258 >>11653069 A comforting fit for you finally probably.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 10:27:19 2020 No.11653290 File: 21 KB, 372x260, ௵.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11653069 What the fuck does that even mean?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 10:27:44 2020 No.11653292 Instant birth, optimal child gene config.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 10:36:25 2020 No.11653313 >>11653069 When Alice fucks Chuck, Bob knows instantly he's been cucked.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 10:57:58 2020 No.11653355 File: 13 KB, 189x267, sweating.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11653069 you just wanted to combine the words condom and quantum, diddnt you faggot OP

Anonymous Sat May 9 16:33:40 2020 No.11654231

>>11653313
>Implying that Alice and Bob had anything more going between them than just exchanging encrypted letters and doing some other cool shit together
If Bob thought that, he was a cuck from the start and got what he deserved when she fucked Chad, erm sorry I mean Chuck

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 16:34:16 2020 No.11654233 >>11653290 peepee hard and soft at the same time

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 16:52:26 2020 No.11654276 Birth never occurs, retard child produced

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 00:21:33 2020 No.11655356 >>11653355 I wanted to combine the concept of the great filter and quantum.

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