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11619578 No.11619578[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

why is life so cruel?

>> No.11619624
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>>11619578
Eh, I mean she's kind of cute.

Here, have an unknown Soviet ESP researcher.

>> No.11619765

bump

>> No.11619771

who dis

>> No.11619791

Having a girlfriend doing a PhD sounds fun and all but at some point you'll realise that getting 2 positions in the same city is very hard. Even worth if she is in the same field as yours.

>> No.11619797

As long she has a PhD in sucking dick

>> No.11619800
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I would drop out of my PhD program and become a fulltime servant for this living Goddess. I would make her breakfast in bed. I would take her out shopping and to dinner and shower her with flowers and costly gifts. I would hold her hand and cuddle as she explained her research and her plans for her career as a beautiful young scientist. It causes me physical suffering to know that she's probably dating some Chad or Brad off Tinder who doesn't appreciate her and doesn't give a damn about her career. I have so much more to offer than that but she would never give a guy like me the time of day. Life is one long disappointment.

>> No.11619809

>>11619800
You sound like you are a hugless Virgin.
That girl is way too smart to date you.
She will only be content with a man even smarter and more handsome than herself. You don't stand a chance. Get some sense of reality.

I on the other hand am the Supreme gentleman. An outspoken atheist, future millionaire and have had two gfs already.

I could score her on the first date.

>> No.11619811

you just know she contributes nothing of value

>> No.11619873

CUTE

>> No.11619875

>>11619578
Very nice hair. Looks a bit like a female version of Explosions&Fire.

>> No.11619900

Good hair.

>> No.11619921

>>11619578
>Looks like a guy
>Name is maness
>man (plural men) An adult male human
>-ess (plural -esses) Suffix appended to words to make a female form
The name pretty much says it's a dickgirl

>> No.11619939

>>11619578
How many senile professor cheesy dicks has she sucked?

>> No.11619951

>>11619939
not many I hope. I want her to be fraîche. FRRRRAAAAAAAÎîîîîCCHEEEEEEE!!

>> No.11619952

She's not that great looking and she or someone in her lab wrote a C=O in the same structure with skeletal drawings

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>> No.11619954

>>11619624
Full size pic?
Not too many redheads in Russia.
Not too many girls with perfect hair in the SU.

>> No.11620008

>>11619921
That only makes my erection stronger. Imagine her qt feminine penis.

>> No.11620092

>>11619921
Probably just a qt tomboy
Do I have to roll out the tomboys green text for you?

>> No.11620113

>>11619578
Neuroscience is a low IQ field

>> No.11620187

>>11619624
That has to be a model

>> No.11620200

>>11619578
Her face expression just screams sperg.