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If all the worlds viruses(each individual virion)were magically transported into one pile, how big would that pile be and what would it look like

>> No.11618500

>>11618496
Me on the right

>> No.11618573

>>11618496
>has this asshole never seen a midget on a scooter? why is he taking my picture?

>> No.11618594

>>11618496
It would look like nothing because viruses don't exist

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>>11618496
If all of the poopoo and peepee you ever made were transported into a vat, what would it look like?

>> No.11618633

>>11618496
https://what-if.xkcd.com/80/

>> No.11618637

>>11618496
Pretty sure most of them would be marine viruses that infect plankton and the like. Could be pretty big, like mansion sized.

>> No.11618639

>>11618573
Have you ever seen a midget on a scooter? Would you not have an urge to share the experience if it wasn't a stock photo?

>> No.11618643

>>11618633
Thanks!

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>> No.11618654

It would look like a pile of dust. The question is, grey or brown?

>> No.11618727 [DELETED] 

I'd love to play a game of Fridge The Midge with Warwick Davis. What's Fridge The Midge, one might ask? It's simple: you put a midget in a refrigerator. You and the boys put him in the crisper drawer, shut the door, gather 'round, drink some cold ones, and laugh yourself lightheaded over hearing the pathetic little midget's futile attempts to escape. He's not strong enough to push the door open, he doesn't have the leverage or space to even get the crisper drawer open, the cold is slowing him down, he's running out of air, he knows it's almost over for him and starts screaming for help. Maybe you liven things up a little by shaking the refrigerator to spook him, or say "oh my God is somebody in there" and open the door to give him a glimmer of hope before slamming it shut and mocking him, it's up to you. I wouldn't recommend letting the midget die, that's when things get complicated. Though, I suppose it'll be easy to hide the body, considering... you know.

>> No.11618915

You know, midgets still have normal sizes penises/vaginas, it's only their legs/arms that got shrunk, the rest is normal sized. Can you imagine a 4 foot guy with a horsecock? It'd be so weird, it's literally a 3rd leg for him, how would he even function? What would women think?

>> No.11619042

>>11618573
>>11618639
That's Warwick Davis you dense motherfuckers. They're taking his photo because he's famous.

>> No.11619066

>>11618654
DNA is off white. It looks like cum, not surprisingly.

>> No.11619068

>>11619066
A virus isn't just naked DNA/RNA though. Neither is cum for that matter.

>> No.11619100

>>11618915
If he got an erection, it'd probably draw all the blood from his body, thus causing him to faint.

>> No.11619472

>>11618727
Dude, you need to get with the times and buy one of those newfangled three drawer fridge-freezers. Top compartment is ordinary fridge, second compartment is cooler for fruits and veggies, third compartment is freezer with ice making unit.
You can now fit three midgets in there, all of them a hollerin' and a yellin'. Hilarious shit. The possibilities of wholesome entertainment for friends and family open up considerably. Play "whack a midget" by randomly opening one of the three drawers and smacking their stubby little fingers with a wooden mallet when they try to clamber out. Shrink wrap around the whole unit and tip it over, upside down, roll it over and over. Enjoy the chorus of outrage. Best part is the fact that these new fridges are as flimsy as fuck. Usually built in China or some shit. So drop it off the edge of a tall apartment building for maximum destructive value, seeing bits and pieces flying every which way when it explodes on the ground.

>> No.11619972

>>11618496
>brrrrr
>come faster Madeline, theese boobos aint gonna suck themselves

>> No.11621240

>>11618496
Her arms wtf lmao