/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.11618324]

why are toilets designed in such a way that they make my legs fall asleep?

[Anonymous No.11618335]

you just take too fucking long because your diet consists exclusively of ENORMOUS quantities of semen

[Anonymous No.11618556]

>>11618324
>be me
>reading a good book
>take it with me while I go to take a shit
>get comfy
>realize how long I've been on the toilet
>stand up
>take 2 steps before I realize I can't feel anything below my knees
>face plant into medicine cabinet
>bounce off and fall into the kitty litter box
I learned my lesson. Shit or get off the pot.

[Anonymous No.11618579]

>>11618324
Why are our legs designed in such a way that sitting on a toilet seat presses directly on the femoral artery or some large nerve?

[Anonymous No.11618581]

Its because youre fat

[Anonymous No.11618597]

>>11618581
I literally am not though
otherwise I wouldn't have asked

[Anonymous No.11618667]

>>11618335
this

i'm on and off the toilet in three minutes, and at least half of that is wiping grease from my shit diet off. i can't fathom how bad your diet has to be as a grown adult to still spend tens of minutes on the toilet.

[Anonymous No.11618683]

>>11618324
Are you tall? Get a "comfort height" toilet.

[Anonymous No.11618686]

>>11618667
I want to read more than a single paragraph from my book

[Anonymous No.11618764]

>>11618683
>Are you tall?
yeah
>Get a "comfort height" toilet.
how much higher are they and do they actually fix the issue? isn't the shape still the same so would the pressure area not be the same as well?

[Anonymous No.11620572]

>>11618324
Shit and get off the pot. Stop camping on the damn thing.

[Anonymous No.11620578]

>>11618579
Numb limbs are caused by compression of nerves, not blood vessels.

[Anonymous No.11620579]

>>11618324
OP, your legs go in the front, not inside.

[Anonymous No.11621019]

>>11618324
you're not supposed to sit longer than 5 minutes on a toilet

[Anonymous No.11621405]

The human form is designed to squat when we excrete, not sit.

That's why third worlders always have those squat toilets.

[Anonymous No.11621472]

>>11621405
>That's why third worlders always have those squat toilets.
no, it's because they got raped by the french before they got raped by the brits

[Anonymous No.11621476]

>>11618324
BACK TO WORK WAGIE

[Anonymous No.11621491]

>>11621405
pajeet are superior

[Anonymous No.11621924]

>>11618324
Because toilets are designed for skinny people not fat people

[Anonymous No.11621947]

>>11621924
I'm not fat, I'm tall.

[Anonymous No.11621950]

>>11618324
Since you said you’re tall, try pushing your legs up on tippy toes, this seems to reduce the pressure on the bottom of the thighs for me. You can also get a small stool or purchase one of those overpriced “squatty potty” addons for your home toilet, you rest your feet on the stool instead of the floor so you’re in a semi squat position.

[Anonymous No.11621959]

>>11618324
how heavy are you that the pressure cuts off your nerve signals

[Anonymous No.11622029]

>>11618579
>femoral artery
Doubt. Rather a nerve. If it was that easy to press on artery, you would feel the pulse while shitting

[Anonymous No.11622043]

>>11618324
for faggots that take a long time to fuck off the bathroom. My normal shit takes 30seconds. If you dont want to dont go shiting

[Anonymous No.11622731]

>>11622029
I can feel my pulse at pretty much all times while i'm sitting still. It freaked me out for the first month or two after I noticed it but now it doesn't really bother me.

If it's quiet I can hear it too.

[Anonymous No.11624345]

>>11621405
I've used those. Your legs become even more numb.

[Anonymous No.11624436]

>>11624345
they literally can't become numb in that position

[Anonymous No.11624519]

>>11621405
I'm always afraid I was going to shit down the back of my pants when using those.