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11593646 No.11593646 [Reply] [Original]

How do I scientifically unsuck a dick

>> No.11593654

>>11593646
Go through the motions in reverse.

>> No.11594207

>>11593654
This is actually very interesting, since Newtonian mechanics are time-reversible, this is possible. Just very unlikely

>> No.11594706

>>11593646
there was a south park episode about this. you have to trick the guy you sucked off into sucking YOUR dick

>> No.11594800

>>11593646
You will have to manipulate time itself.

>> No.11594804

>>11593646
to invert the action "suck a dick" you have to do it in reverse
"dick a suck"
Stick your dick in a vacuum

>> No.11594832

>>11594804
bravo

>> No.11594835

>>11593646
you have to spit the cum back into it

>> No.11594861

>>11593646
You must first invent the universe.

>> No.11594884

>>11594861
t. Carl Sagan

>> No.11594895

>>11593646
You can't. It's like falling into a Black Hole.
It either crushes you completely, or worse, you emerge out the other side from a White Hole into a universe of faggotry.

>> No.11594898

are you male or female?