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11541781 No.11541781[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

So I got a PhD in math. Where is my complementary Japanese gf? You didn't lie to me, /sci/, did you?

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>> No.11541807

>>11541781
>So I got a PhD in math
I dont care, now flip me a burguer

>> No.11542038

>>11541781
talk to the hand

>> No.11542182

>>11541806
Nobody do this. I've heard horror stories about this going wrong, exploded lungs, highly painful. If you're going to commit suicide, don't do it based on a fucking infographic you've found on 4chan.,

>> No.11542190

>>11541781
>muh 300k starting
I hope /sci/ doesn't lie to me because I'm still waiting for this

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I'm sure all these years spent on studying algebraic topology and geometry will pay off!

>> No.11542196

>>11542182
HAHAHAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS

>> No.11542237

>>11542190
>300k starting
All of those students end up disappointing their PhD advisors. Some of these guys at top schools are legit very good at math and science but instead of being a real mathematician they go work for Google or hedge funds.

>> No.11542248

>>11542196
You have a defective brain, anon.

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>>11542248