/sci/ - Science & Math

[None !!IfSTavRYsiM No.11532790]

Hello, this is a thread for the /sci/ 4cc team, the team representing the board will participate in the 2020 Spring Babby Cup against another 31 teams. We would like to listen to your input on the roster that will represent the team (aka which memes are /sci/ approved)
>what the fuck is this brainlet shit?
It�s some tournament that pairs boards from all corners from this site and throughout simulation in an association football video game (Pro Evolution Soccer), will determine bragging rights for the board for 3-6 months.
>how do they play this?
As mentioned before, it�s done throughout simulation via Pro Evolution Soccer�s coach mode, usually teams have a �manager� to try to give the team a good shot at winning it all by deciding the tactical layout of the team
>Why should I care?
Well, first off it�s for fun and to take the piss, no need to take this seriously, and second, with this time of quarantine, the means of entertainment have been greatly reduced, so why not amuse yourself with a team of 23 /sci/ memes playing against other boards, so why not decide which memes are best representing of the board?
>Is this spam?
Not at all, this is done without the intent of profiting, everything done is voluntary. We are aware of some boardgoers opinion of this so we try to not pester the board with so many threads compared to boards like /sp/ and /mlp/.
>where can I find out more about this?
http://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Main_Page and click on the 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup link to see more about the schedule and games

[None !!IfSTavRYsiM No.11532798]

This is the current squad composition, it’s made of 23 players, all but four have the same stats at 77, two have stats set at 88, and the other two are set at 99. The players set at 88 currently are Carl Sagan and Sun of Lava/Ice, while those at 99 are Richard Feynman. You can decide which players to keep and which players to take out and have a say on which players should be at 88 or 99 and which of those at 88 or 99 should be at 77s as those players are selected to be the best representatives of the board.

Also is coffee good for you?

[Anonymous No.11532844]

>>11532798
take out von Neumann and put is coffee good for you and put something about coronavirus

[Anonymous No.11532863]

>>11532844
anon, neumann's been dead for years, corona can't get him now.

[Anonymous No.11532865]

>>11532790
Bring in two players, 0.999...=1 and 0.999...!=1 (the one who scores the most goals, the one who does is the final answer to the age long question)

[None !!IfSTavRYsiM No.11532890]

>>11532865
Interesting proposal, Does 0.9999... = 1? has actually scored in a game so take that as you will.

>>11532863
Stephen Hawking was spared from corona as well, we do have a lot of dead players for some reason.

Also here's a look at how one of our players, Sun of Lava/Sun of Ice looks in the game

[Anonymous No.11532891]

>>11532798
That's some really old stuff.
Pleas remove something and add in
>the undergrad category theorist

[None !!IfSTavRYsiM No.11532892]

>>11532890
errr, wrong image

[Anonymous No.11532921]

>>11532790
We need Tooker and Gary on the roster.

[Anonymous No.11532923]

>>11532790
Obligatory somehow

[Anonymous No.11532931]

>>11532921
This

[Anonymous No.11532940]

>>11532921
>Gary
not really

[Anonymous No.11532941]

>>11532921
>Gary
No, fuck off. The single thing that would be cringier than that would be adding in Yukarifag.

[Anonymous No.11532943]

>>11532940
Why not? He still posts here and has an extremely distinctive style.

[None !!IfSTavRYsiM No.11532947]

>>11532921
>>11532923
Not sure about adding trips to the roster, they are usually seen as controversial, but if you guys really want it, we can make an exception. Also provide me with some pictures of said trip for in game portraits.

[Anonymous No.11532968]

>>11532947
Nah gary is out, I say, he's the king of /schizo/, but that's about it. the past few months he hasn't been relevant at all

[Anonymous No.11532969]

>>11532943
Also nobody except for like ~10 people know about him.

[Anonymous No.11532977]

>>11532947
I'll have to go with this one.

[Anonymous No.11532986]

>>11532968
Time to bring back the Optimum Theory Continuation and /cag/ threads.

[Anonymous No.11533003]

>>11532790
>Computer Science Fucking Sucks

Should be a name somehow, or something describing all the countless CS hate threads

[Anonymous No.11533007]

>>11532947
No tripfags
Add
>category theorist
>Galois theory
>Terry Davis
>Is coffee good for you
>Black science man
>I fucking love science


Take out
>Theory (A Gauss)
>Carl Sagan
>Richard Feynman
>Spectrum
>Cool science facts
>Evolutionary purpose

Also replace Ed Witten with "The Phenotype"

/thread

[Anonymous No.11533012]

>>11533007
>/thread
Fuck you that's not /thread. 90% of what yo mention is irrelevant. I fucking love science can stay tho

[Anonymous No.11533021]

>>11533012
>Fuck you that's not /thread
/thread is what I say it is

[Anonymous No.11533030]

>>11533007
how is terry davis or coffee good for you related to /sci/ in particular?
>galois theory
???

[Anonymous No.11533039]

>>11533021
Cool of the benzos, combrero

[None !!IfSTavRYsiM No.11533040]

>>11533007
Terry Davis is a player for /g/. Cool Science Facts is a representative for the humor threads/fake quote threads, so maybe rename it.

Witten's uniform name is "Phenotype". Pic related

Also who do you guys propose to be the 99 rated players and the 88 rated players?

>>11532891
Spectrum was a placeholder name after Bill Nye got sacked for his brainlet Netflix shit

>>11533030
Coffee seems like a good shitpost answer to all obvious shitpost questions that just happen to have a roastie attached to the OP

[Anonymous No.11533058]

>>11533040
Alright what about
>His name was Albert Einstein
> >Philosophy >science

99 should be a striker
88 should be the GK wildberger

[None !!IfSTavRYsiM No.11533071]

>>11533058
Mochizuki is the 99 rated striker alongside Richard Feynman and for a fun tidbit, Mochizuki has the most amount of goals by an active player on /sci/ at 24 goals.

Per cup rules, we cannot make goalkeepers rated 88 or 99, so if you guys want Wildberger to be a medal we would switch his position and name another player as backup goalkeeper.

[Anonymous No.11533076]

>>11533040
>Spectrum was a placeholder name after Bill Nye got sacked for his brainlet Netflix shit
Nice, thanks.
You should use this image as a base (actually the source of the entire thing.)

[Anonymous No.11533085]

>>11533071
Ok I'll leave it to you but I agree with >>11533076 these category fags need a player

[Anonymous No.11533100]

>>11532892
lava/ice should be left/right wing

[None !!IfSTavRYsiM No.11533117]

>>11533085
>>11533076
Alright, I'm getting a better image for now, from what I'm gathering the current changes to the roster would be

In:

Jon Tooker
>undergrad cathegory theorist
Is Coffee Good for You?

Out:

John von Neumann
Spectrum
Evolutionary Purpose

I do want to listen to more of the board's input for this. By the way, we have something of a music section, we have an anthem, a closing anthem, and a goalhorn

An anthem is what plays usually before the team plays. Here's the current one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws6HPTom2AY

A goalhorn is what plays when the team scores, here's the current one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm-upHSP9KU

A closing anthem is what plays if the team wins a game, here's the current one:
https://youtu.be/zSgiXGELjbc

Also if you guys want to give a bit more of a follow up or join on board, we have a >discord server for announcements, general discussion of the team and board. I do apologize if that seemed like a bit of spam but we always appreciate new supporters. https://discord.gg/4bffvn

>>11533100
Textures are a bit of a pain to get done with this generation of the game, I would gladly do it if I ever figure out how to do it.

[Anonymous No.11533128]

>>11533117
Keep the musical choices as is, they're classics

[Anonymous No.11533152]

>>11532790
Where my flies in jar boi at

[Anonymous No.11533162]

>>11532969
This is true, i have no idea who he is, and i browse both /sci/ and /x/

[Anonymous No.11533167]

>>11533003
Could just be named "Fuck CS"

[None !!IfSTavRYsiM No.11533169]

>>11533167
>>11533003
He's CS Pleb on the roster.

[Anonymous No.11533442]

>>11532977
>>11532947
>>11532921
Just do infinity hat