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/sci/ puns and jokes time?

>> No.1153291
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>>1153262
That's a nice one
Stop being a lazy fuck and make more

>> No.1153297

except photons don't have mass

>> No.1153300

So, Schrödingers cat walks into a bar and it doesnt.

>> No.1153304

>>1153297
except they do
and they keep it relativistic and non denominational

>> No.1153325

>>1153304
But they don't. they are muslims.

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>>1153325

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I lol'd hard at this one.
Pic related.

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>>1153343
Why so negative?

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>> No.1153374

>>1153357
...wat

>> No.1153379

>>1153357
thats not how it works...

>> No.1153383

How do you catch wild horses?

Uropeum

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>> No.1153385

>>1153343
dont get it, explain this one

>> No.1153387

>>1153385

POLAR bear

water is POLAR.

idk, I dont think its allll that funny.

>> No.1153392

>>1153385
polar bear

>> No.1153418

Me: "Why did the bear dissolve in water?"
Roommate: "Because it was SOL - U - BLE"
(he said it really slowly as if there was a pun to be caught there...)

That probably wasn't that funny now, but at the moment, it was hysterical.

>> No.1153419

>>1153385
I'm curious to know if you did Chemistry at school, because you should know that water being polarized splits other polarized aqueous molecules into their ions. That is why they dissolve into water.

Salt = NaCl(solid), (sodium chloride) and when placed in water it becomes sperated.

Na+ Cl-


Our good friend the polar bear is polarized thanks to bad puns.

>> No.1153429

Further rant, oil and grease are not polarized (shut up scifags) enough to dissolve into water, that is why it floats on top.

Protip: Use olive oil to remove engine oil form your hands. Both being non polarized will dissolve in each other. Olive oil can ofcourse be removed with kitchen cleaning liquids. Give it a try, worst that happens is you cant clean it up.

inb4 Chlorine and Ammonia = fun... (death occurs)

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Fuck it, just going to upload some things I have on my USB... /sci/ folder is at home.

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>> No.1153458

>>1153384
well i lol'd

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>> No.1153459

>>1153345
I don't get it, whats the O's problem?

>> No.1153460

>>1153343

I choked with my orange juice while reading this.

FUCKING A

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>> No.1153475

>>1153459
Hydrogen is just chilling along. One proton and one electron.

Suddenly, Flouride comes along and yanks the electron away from Hydrogen. Now hydrogen is all alone. =(

>> No.1153495

>>1153470
That's a horrible pun.

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>>1153357

>> No.1153514

If I were en enzyme I'd be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes

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>>1153457
loved it

>> No.1153613

>>1153457

so bad its good

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>>1153262

photons with mass...

subtle troll is subtle

>> No.1153781

Heisenberg walks into a bar and starts running around uncontrollably

>> No.1153809

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar.

So the Rabbi leans over to the Priest and says, "I think we're in the wrong joke, maybe?"

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>> No.1154078

>>1153781
I laughed so hard the mexican lady I work with came over to see what I was laughing at.

I'm damn lucky there was no porn on the screen when she did, but I still had to remind her I'm a huge nerd... hell, it was worth it though

>> No.1154092

>>1153846
....then how can 8 see i?

>> No.1154104

>>1154092

it's his imaginary friend, dumb ass.

>> No.1154312

>>1153440
Nice one.

>> No.1154689

What dances did the two isosceles triangle excel at?
The rhombus!

>> No.1154950

They integrated from the very point of origin. Her curves were continuous, and even though he was odd, he was a real number. The day their lines first intersected, they became an ordered pair. From then on it was a continuous function. They were both in their prime, so in next to no time they were horizontal and parallel. She was awed by the magnitude of his perpendicular line, and he was amazed by her conical projections. "Bisect my angle!" she postulated each time she reached her local maximum. He taught her the chain rule as she implicitly defined the amplitude of his simple harmonic motion. They underwent multiple rotations of their axes, until at last they reached the vertex, the critical point, their finite limit. After that they slept like logs. Later she found him taking a right-handed limit, that was a problem, because it was an improper form. He meanwhile had realized that she was irrational, not to mention square. She approached her ex, so they diverged.

>> No.1155056

>>1154950
I'm nearly pissing myself with laughter

>> No.1155291

>>1154950
Genius!