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11520858 No.11520858 [Reply] [Original]

ITT we attempt to establish features of the humorous algorithm.

The site-wide crawl seems to indicate site-wide infection, as opposed to board-specific infection (steadily ticking up over about the past 30 minutes or so, from 1800 or so to 2200 or so, or such).

Presentation: certain individuals present with unhealthy green skin at the extremity of their posts. More profound cases manifest orange/white biohazard labels within their posts. I recently returned from /tv/ where I heard "don't fear the reaper" in a thread-specific context. Perhaps this travel has infected me.

I hypothesize that person-to-person infected contact is necessary to spread infection, on a reciprocal basis (two interactions). To test same, I ask that an infected person reply to my post, and then I will respond in kind-assuming I haven't already been infected of course.

>> No.11520863

>>11520858
alrighty doc here's a (you)

>> No.11520876

This is my first post since the event began.

>> No.11520880

>>11520876
And you've lost already anon. Bye bye

>> No.11520883

>>11520880
But I'm not green

>> No.11520891

>>11520876
>>11520863
Post #3:
Replying to infected individual

>> No.11520894
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11520894

>>11520863
AAAA GET OUT GET OUT NOWWWW
DONT FUCKING BREATH ON ME DAMN IT

>> No.11520895

Post #4:
Observing change

>> No.11520905

test

>> No.11520909

>>11520863
Please reply to this post, infected anon, to test the reciprocal hypothesis, since OP is a l0ser.

>> No.11520911

>>11520895
let me give you another (you)

>> No.11520913

Post #6:
Observing Change

>> No.11520917

>>11520858
>>11520863
>>11520876
>>11520880
>>11520883
>>11520891
>>11520894
>>11520895
>>11520905
>>11520909
>>11520911
WATCH THIS

>> No.11520922

Post #7
Observing change

>> No.11520929

Post #8:
No changes so far,
commencing mass reply to infected anons.
>>11520863
>>11520911
>>11520917

>> No.11520936

>>11520929
here is a (you) back

>> No.11520937

Post #9
Observing change

>> No.11520941

>>11520858
>>11520863
>>11520876
>>11520880
>>11520883
>>11520891
>>11520894
>>11520895
>>11520905
>>11520909
>>11520911
>>11520913
>>11520917
>>11520922
>>11520929
>>11520936
anime women make my dick hard

>> No.11520942

Post #10:
Hypothesis: Biohazard symbol indicates that an anon is quarantined and can no longer infect.

>> No.11520945

I’ve been taking remdesivir every day, there’s no way I can have it

>> No.11520949

Post #11:
Received contact from non-biohazard anon.
Observing change without reciprocity.

>> No.11520952
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11520952

>>11520894
>>11520911
PEEP EEE POOP OOP

>> No.11520954

Post #12:
Accidental deletion of post 11:
Reciprocating contact with non-biohazard anon.
>>11520941

>> No.11520955

>>11520942
>>11520949
hmmm i cant infect?? perhaps so

>> No.11520959

OP is delusional, there is no evidence of poster to poster transmission.

>> No.11520964

Post #13:
Observing change

>> No.11520970

I think a sickness state is just assigned to each user, like the teams from last year

>> No.11520974

Post #14:
Hypothesis 2: There is an invisible phase where one is infected before green border appears.

>> No.11520979

>>11520863

OP here, now replying to the fp for the first time. Ther are multiple possibilities at this point. I encourage infected posters to continue to interact with me for science.

>> No.11520982

>>11520974
maybe its about proximity to a post that is infected?

>> No.11520985

>>11520979
hey i think you're infected doc

>> No.11520995

Post #15:
In response to 982,
Post #9 and Post #10 are adjacent to an infected individual without apparent transmission.

OP is infected, name has become abberated but it is unknown if OP was already infected.

>> No.11520997

>>11520974
This is true, I have seen it where the name gets ever so slightly altered but the green doesnt appear.

I hypothesize that the contagiousness is affected by infection level

Level 1: slightly messed name, no green
Level 2: green border (there seem to be atleast 2 sublevels)
Level 3: Biohazard

>> No.11521000

>%>11520982
I had post right after an infected and until this post I have been fine. I haven't replied but I have been mass replied by the infected.

>> No.11521007

Post #16:
In response to 997,
I am implying that even name changes will not become apparent until the infection proceeds.

OP would you kindly start a new test thread, your name is now affected but was not affected in the starting post.

>> No.11521016

Post #17:
To clarify,
Hypothesis 3: Infection effects are exclusive to replys. Original post does not display infection effects.

>> No.11521018

997, do you think there might be a chance for some individuals to have immunity or the existence of infected words

>> No.11521023

>>11520985

Thank you for your continued interaction. I am beginning to notice that I don't feel so good... (see pic related). I further hypothesize that the disease has 2-5 steps of profundity, based on what I've seen. I also unironically think I had a very mild bout about a week plus ago and at its mild peak I had fever dreams and I saw weird shit swimming around in my closed eyes, then I had a mild outbreak of already-present oral herpes which I think may have been activated by it)

>> No.11521037

Post #18:
Name abberation effect is not consistent across posts for the biohazard individual. If effects are generated solely upon an infection variable attached to each user, this inconsistency suggests that even after biohazard, the variable changes.

>> No.11521040

>>11521023

In response to my own post which now has a faint green tinge, it is now evident that I am infected. If other users do not wish to be infected then I strongly encourage them to discontinue 4chan use at this COUF- time, fuck. Fuck. My continued posting will accelerate the COUGrse of the disease (I really wanna go outside and get some fresh air!) FUCK. Fuck. Please remain calm and don't loot, everyone. Do not reply to me.

>> No.11521060

Post #19:
There are 12 IPs so far to this thread.
Evidence so far suggests the following:
Original starting post does not display effects.
Proximity appears not to matter.
Reciprocation appears not to matter.

>> No.11521063

Stage of infection appears to change between boards
Got a post like this>>11520985 on /int/ earlier and just degenerated Anonymous on /sci/

>> No.11521068

Post #20
Over 20 minutes has elapsed since possible contact with non-biohazard anon.
Over 30 minutes has elapsed since possible contact with biohazard anon.
Observing changes.

>> No.11521075

Post #21:
It appears I am infected, or have been since Post #17. This supports hypothesis 2. Good luck anons.
Rejecting the second two claims of post #19
>>11521060
Please test the nature of biohazard anons.

>> No.11521087

>>11521075
Post #22:
"Hypothesis 2"
>>11520974
There is an asymptomatic phase, similar to reality.

>> No.11521090

>>11521063
ok my post literally changed in between when I posted this (it was just degenerated Anonymous) and when I came back to the thread

>> No.11521095 [DELETED] 

>>11521084
delivered: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32205204/

>> No.11521096

>>11521063
Hmm, I'll need to do a triple blind test on this one

>> No.11521097

>>11521063

Hey do me a solid and breathe at me one time (again?), I wanna see what happens.

>> No.11521103

In response to the "Post #XX" anon, who is volunteering in this thread, I am not directly invoking your posts as a safety measure. However I wish to understand your introspective methodology further. Please reply without directly responding to any of my posts if you wish to do so.

>> No.11521112

>>11521007
Not infected
>>11521016
Infected

Reason: Zalgo

>> No.11521126

how many hours until everyone is green tho?

>> No.11521127

Post #23:
Hypothesis 4: Continued exposure to infection will not increase progression of disease.

As per 997's infection model,

OP progressed to Level 1 a maximum of 20 minutes after contact with biohazard individual and 7 minutes after contact with nonbiohazard individual.
OP progressed to green border or Level 2 a maximum of 29 minutes after contact from biohazard individual and 17 minutes after contact from nonbiohazard individual

I progressed to level 1 a minimum of 25 minutes after contact with biohazard individual and 15 minutes after contact with nonbiohazard individual.

>> No.11521129

>>11521112
What's a Zalgo?

>> No.11521131

>>11521129
your anonymous name has weird glyphs unicode etc

>> No.11521139

please cure it please cure it please cure it i dont want to catch it please please please please

>> No.11521141

It’s pretty fucking obvious.
You reply to an infected post, and you immediately contract the infection. Replies made to you from infected posts do not work.
At first, you will show no signs of infection due to incubation, either through a certain number of posts or a specific length of time, after which you will then appear to be infected.

>> No.11521155

1152 1141
Yep I haven't directly replied to anyone since it started and I'm still clean.

>> No.11521161

Given the nature of the actual Coronavirus, what are the odds that some anons are just carriers? It seems as though you have to respond to infected anons regardless, merely being replied to doesn't seem to trigger it.

Also, are the biohazard anons banned for the rest of the day or what? It's less fun if they're not.

>> No.11521169

Post #24:
Addendum to Post 23:
Correction: I reciprocated conatct with nonbiohazard individual 2 minutes later.
I progressed to level 2 a maximum of 52 minutes after contact with biohazard individual and 40 minutes after contact with nonbiohazard individual.

Condensing data
Assuming biohazard is quarantined
1 2
OP <7 min <17 min
ME <12 min <40 min
Assuming biohazard is not quarantined
1 2
OP <20 min <29 min
ME <25 min <52 min

Responding to infected individual 1103.
My very first post was asymptomatic.
After contact by proximity and reciprocal reply, posts continued to be asymptomatic.
Succeding posts did not reciprocate replies.
Began to show symptoms later.

Hypotheses:
0 (OP's): Reciprocal contact is required for infection.
1: Biohazard individuals cannot infect.
2: There is an asymptomatic period after infection.
3: Original starting post cannot display infection effects, but may otherwise engage in infection.
4: Continued exposure will not increase progression of disease.

Evidence strongly supports hypotheses 2 and 3.
Testing for hypotheses 0 and 1 would likely reduce transmission.

>> No.11521183

Post #25:
Reanalyzing data, it's bit sloppy to read rn.

>> No.11521187

Original posts do display it.

>> No.11521214

>>11521141
what if you reply to someone that was infected but has no signs of being infected

>> No.11521249

Post #26:

[Proximity]
Level 1 2
OP <19 <29
ME (22,25) (42,52)

[Reciprocal]
Level 1 2
OP <0 <10
ME (14,17) (34,44)

[Reply]
Level 1 2
OP <19 <29
ME (19,22) (39,49)


[Biohazard quarantined + Proximity]
Level 1 2
OP <7 <17
ME (11,14) (31,41)

[Biohazard quarantined + Reciprocal]
Level 1 2
OP <0 <10
ME (9,12) (29,39)

[Biohazard quarantined + Reply]
Level 1 2
OP <7 <17
ME (12,15) (32,42)

If OP was not infected already, evidence best supports the [Reply] model of transmission. That is, reciprocity and proximity are not factors, and transmission can occur either replying to an infected individual, or an infected individual replying.

>> No.11521265

Additionally the biohazard symbol does not appear to affect transmission.

>> No.11521271

Post 28:
To avoid infection, abstain from posting entirely.
Even if you do not directly reply, others can infect you without consequence.

>> No.11521277

You're definitely wrong about the site wide crawl:
>/a/: 6263 new cases, moderate
>/v/: 6259 new cases, very high
>/d/: 1968 new cases, minimal
>/po/: 1970 new cases, minimal
>/pol/: 6257 new cases, high
>/asp/: 1972 new cases, very low
There seems to be at least two different categories of board, with the ticker (roughly) being the same in those categories, but it seemingly has no relation to the board infection level nor 4chan vs 4channel

>> No.11521278

Would an infected anon mind posting with a name and/or trip? I'm curious if they decided to make namefags display the virus with name changes as well. It would be an interesting way to attempt to "hide" before you begin displaying a green coloring.

>> No.11521282

>>11521278
names and trips are disabled (I have a name and trip in my field rn)

>> No.11521289

>>11521282
Ah, okay. I wonder if posting in a thread with an infected OP counts as a "reply" or if it has to be a direct quote.

>> No.11521295

Am I infected?

>> No.11521296

Post #29:
Disabled names and trips would make quality experiments difficult to conduct.

>> No.11521311

>11521296
You could always do experiments on ID’d boards like /pol/

>> No.11521431

OP here. I am pleaCOFFFFF, fuck, pleased to report that I have a full-blown case of the disease and have infected others acros multiple boards. I encourage other users to spend time in slower boards that they wouldn't normally think to check, in order to spread the love. <3

>> No.11521451

>>11521289

Here, lover. :3 My anecdotal walking around suggests that it needs to be a (You) or two between the parties to transmit; mere presence in the same thread may not be sufficient.

>>11521277

Also the above intelligent anon has confirmed that the site-wide impression that I had earlier was incorrect, I would appreciate if he could respond here to me with any further detail.

>> No.11521463

It seems that yes, either some anons are immune (unlikely) or simply carriers.

>> No.11521471

I haven't replied to any infected posts, but the symptoms seem to intensify over time despite posting only a few times (less than 10 posts). It also happens that you can get infected from getting replies.

>> No.11521487

We should establish a cross-board travel ban.

>> No.11521498

We've yet to see what happens when a board goes "critical". Hopefully they lock the board for the day.

>> No.11521499

>>11521487

Not before you kiss me. :3

>> No.11521503

>>11520858
I can help with the statistical analysis

>> No.11521507

>>11520858
I need to get a sample back to the lab, but I lost my cooler. Would a qt infected girl (male) be willing to fill me with the virus? For science of course.

>> No.11521526

>>11520863
Fuck off you're infected
MOM TELL HIM TO FUCK OFF PLEASE

>> No.11521532

>>11521526
*coofs on ur mom*

>> No.11521539

Would have been nice if spoiler tags had some relevance to transmission.

>> No.11521550

Post #31:
I.....found.......the...cure,..................it's......X_X

>> No.11521558

>>11521532
Nooo you can't do that anon!!

>> No.11521569

Don' reply to them and you'll be fine

>> No.11521571

>>11521569
take my disease away

i beg you

>> No.11521795

>>11521569
if you use words like desu, senpai, you get more infefcted,

>> No.11521819

>only way to get infected is to reply to a green poster

You have to be retarded to get infected.

>> No.11521827

Kinda hope hiroshimoot is recording the data and will release it later

>> No.11521851

So it's my second post, i haven't been infected so far, and i don't reply, let's test this

>> No.11521863

>>11521851
*Coofs on you*

>> No.11521871

I'm not infected.

>> No.11523099

>>11521871
anyone cured yet

>> No.11523178

>>11523099
cured here

>> No.11523185

>>11523178
how long does it take

>> No.11523189

>>11523185
I think I got infected around 1100 cest. First noted of being cured at 2000 maybe.
So either 8 or 9 hours

>> No.11523190

>>11523189
how many posts did you post?

>> No.11523196

>>11523190
anywhere between 20 and 35

>> No.11523286 [DELETED] 

we are machines

>> No.11523287

I don't remember replying to any infected

>> No.11523293 [DELETED] 
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11523293

>>11522440
lol sure is good to not be infected

>> No.11523294

>>11523287
I'm not infected anymore. How was I cured?

>> No.11523312

>>11523294
you're immune

>> No.11523527

I'm cured now

>> No.11523604

What's up with the ban? Is it a random chance between recovery and ban?

>> No.11523947

Testing on mobile

>> No.11523952

>>11523312
Second test

>> No.11524040

>>11520863
(you) for some infections
>coof

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11524260

>>11523381
Indian IQ is artificially deflated by poverty
white IQ is artificially inflated by wealth

Real Indian IQ is about 88
Real white IQ is about 91

Keep in mind that if there is any bias in polygenic scores, it's bound to be white biased, since whites are studied several orders of magnitude more than other populations.

inb4 copeseethe

>> No.11524261

32
test

>> No.11524274

Post #35
I am cured but now I like male genitalia.

>> No.11524276

>>11520858
>ITT we attempt to establish features
I was maximum infected on my very first post already.
Try to make sense of that.

>> No.11524280

>11520858 (OP)
/v/ has spooky music on the front page now.
I wonder if that means it's gonna get worse.

Approximately 20 minutes after replying to an infected anon you get infected.
You can stave off the infection and become temporarily immune, with a smiley emoticon. People have lost it. It is not known why they lost it.

If I understood it correctly, you stave off infection by just posting without replying to people, and waiting. Watched one anon do it in another sci thread.

Crossboard linking seems safe.
I crosslinked Patient Zero from /po/, a post that was 720 days old. Jesus that board is slow.

>> No.11524297

hm.. test

>> No.11524307

I've been high level infected for a few hours now. I don't think it wears off over time, but I'm crossboard posting here to see if it has any effect.

>> No.11524313

>11524307
Don't reply to anyone.
5 minutes after your last post, make another post to see what happens.
Make no other posts.
Then wait another 5 minutes and make your next post.

>> No.11524329

>11524313
Think it might be post count?

>> No.11524342

>11524329
>11524313
might be too late for me

>> No.11524358
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11524358

Someone who's sick, quick, make a 0.999=/=1 thread

>> No.11524396

>>11522334
Because the machines do not save people, just extend their lives a couple weeks. They all die.

>> No.11524397

There was already one up, but I made another anyways. Here's the thread

>>11524393

>> No.11524407

Test

>> No.11524409

>>11524315
Yep. Now you can stop being a denialist idiot like most of the autistic people here. Healthcare workers know that none of our interventions are effective. If it progresses to the point you need critical care, you die.

>> No.11524410

love to see it. cause as much chaos as possible

>> No.11524434

test.
i've already replied to a couple anons not infected or asymptomatic, in other boards.

>> No.11524436

>>11524397
So people are taking the bait, but I can't reply to their posts or they'll see that I'm sick. Any healthy anons or immune Chads want to come in and bait them for me?

>> No.11524439

Maybe activity determines how long individual infections last

>> No.11524455

another test.

>> No.11524471
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11524471

Anon will you post the results in this thread?

>> No.11524482 [DELETED] 

>>11524457
Either or

>> No.11524483

>>11524276
Someone had to seed it, of course a few people would be infected at the start.

>> No.11524524

>>11524436
damn, mods got it

>> No.11524525

>>11524397
>>11524436
It got pruned. Maybe it was too obvious.

>> No.11524528

It was a good effort, anon. We got quite a few before it went down.

>> No.11524536

What's another good one? Finitist v infinitist? basic math puzzle? Some kind of Tooker thread?

>> No.11524537

Read the primary source if you actually care. It's talking about drinking water in the mouse cages. There's no discussion about adding it to the public water supply or how that would work. I can't post the links because the system thinks they're spam.

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11524538

>>11524525
I guess. There goes all that chaos I wanted

>> No.11524544

It's just a janny. I'll get a topical pic for the OP on the next one.

>> No.11524545

This isn't /sci/ content, fuck off back to your funny meme boards
>>>/v/
>>>/b/
>>>/pol/

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11524553

>>11524545
/sci/ hasn't had /sci/ content since the outbreak started and everyone flooded the board to ask if they were going to get sick. This is fun at least, so fuck off.

COOF

>> No.11524562

>>11524311
>Living in the third world where jobs are next no non-existent.

>> No.11524563

Shit, I'm getting better. We need to do this fast if we're going to do it at all, so I'll just grab some arithmetic troll pic and start another thread real quick.

>> No.11524566

>>11524553
/sci/ hasn't had proper scientific content since that german pedophile sent rats to space, but that's no reason to shit it up even more with this thread

go away

>> No.11524571

>>11524563
Thread is up and I should be able to post ingognitus. Anyone know if you lose the ability to infect people while you recover?

>> No.11524576

>>11524566
No. Come have fun with us and then you can go yell at some /pol/tards elsewhere

>> No.11524582

>>11524563
>>11524571
Forgot link

>>11524567

>> No.11524583

I was infected a few hours ago.
My name started to change.
Left.
Name is back to normal, but deep green slash biohazard.

>> No.11524588

>>11524583
(you)
Edit: name is normal on /b/
names change across boards

>> No.11524636

>>11524582
I've gained the Chad immunity. We need more sick to troll the thread

>>11524583
>>11524588
You there, get in that thread and argue with anyone who isn't sick

>>11524567

>> No.11524695

test

>> No.11524727

>>11524695
Stooppppp

>> No.11524733

>>11524727
oh no

>> No.11524815

test 2

>> No.11524818

>>11524727
test 3

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11524820

>>11524818
damn you

>> No.11524866

test 4

>> No.11525012

>>11523515
Every nation on the world failed themselves by pretending ecological collapse doesn’t exist.

>> No.11525011

Got pozzed 20 mins ago. Let's see how it went.

>> No.11525015

I didn't reply to anybody yet still got greener. Interesting.
@11525011

>> No.11525018

Can I poz myself worse?
>>11525015

>> No.11525027

Test.
@11525018

>> No.11525042

when will this bullshit come to an end?

>> No.11525044

>>11525042
6 to 9 months, if we all take shelter immediately

>> No.11525059

>>11525044
nice dubs
but i meant these posts that are green and this whole april fools stuff

>> No.11525062

>>11525059
yes

>> No.11525071

>>11525042
*coofs on you*
Oh herro. Sorry about that.

>> No.11525074

I got one you from a carrier.

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11525090

>>11525062
>>11525071

>> No.11525104

I replied to a couple of pozzed threads and this is the result.
(Previous post 11525027)

>> No.11525241

Was infected about 9 hours ago, test posting now

>> No.11525319

Hmm, is it gone now?

>> No.11525328

>>11525241
still meme name

>> No.11525337

>>11525328
Was a biohazard sign before, testing

>> No.11525836

>>11525090
lmao

>> No.11527165

not infected, suckas