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me:
>dark hair (with one or two red hairs at temples and in beard)

wife:
>light blonde

our daughter:
>full-on redhead

what are the odds of our next child being another redhead?

>> No.11509550

>>11509541
Why are you trying to calculate the odds of your next daughter also getting more black cock than usual? Is this some next level cuck shit?

>> No.11509557

>>11509550
>dat projection

Tell me about your father, anon.

>> No.11509569

>>11509541
i've got some bad news for you op, are you sure you want to hear it?

>> No.11509572

>>11509569
Yes

>> No.11509646

>>11509541
I have brown hair and brown eyes with blue recessive (my mother and sister have blue eyes). My wife is Chinese from a mountain village. What will my child look like?

>> No.11509691

>>11509646
A hobgoblin

>> No.11509719

>>11509691
I forgot to mention we are both very attractive

>> No.11509726

>>11509719
>Chinaman
>Attractive
Anon, I...

>> No.11509956

>>11509726
>man
>wife
Anon...

>> No.11509962

lmao, you guys here talk exactly like /fit/. I thought this was /fit/ for a second

>> No.11510924

>>11509541
If she keeps fucking redheads then I’d say pretty high

>> No.11511016

>>11509956
>wife (male)

>> No.11511284

>>11509541
Molest your daughter and make it 100%.

>> No.11511290

>>11509719
how does the rest of her family look?
>>11509541
1/3

>> No.11511308

>>11509572
stop cheating on your wife with redheads

>> No.11511829

>>11509541
>our daughter:
>>full-on redhead
does that also include pubic area? mayeb she will grow out of it...

>> No.11511855

PLEASE HOOK ME UP WITH YOUR DAUGHTER

I'm 24 year old kissless handholdless virgin 190cm PhD computer science 80kg good job blonde blue eyes

>> No.11511869

>>11511855
what OS you run on your desktop?

>> No.11511915

>>11511869
Windows :) it just werks

>> No.11511918

your next child will be half black because your wife secretly loves the BBC

>> No.11511954

>>11511915
>Windows
not gonna make it

>> No.11511993

>>11511855
kek

>> No.11512005

>>11509541
how did your wife's daughter end up being half black AND having red hair?

>> No.11512461
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11512461

>>11509541
anything can happen

>> No.11512522

>>11509550
Where did that come from? Holy cow, are you hyper insecure or on (((someone's))) payroll?

>> No.11512604

>>11509541
1 in 4 considering you have a recessive red. Unless your wife also secretly has a recessive red? Cause then it's half

>> No.11512606

>>11512461
>I thought getting a vasectomy would stop my sperm but apparently it just turns your child black

>> No.11512615

>>11509550
I hope you respond to your professors with similar questions. That would just be icing on the cake of the image everyone has of you right now

>> No.11512713

>>11509962
It's 4chan everybody talks this way

>> No.11513277

>>11509550
>Mutt's law

>> No.11514828

>>11512606
do you understand what twin means?