Inventions

[Anonymous No.1149005]

ITT we talk about our invention ideas.

I have one for a pool cooling system, using a thermostat to control a mixing valve, through which the pool water flows before hitting the filtration system. The valve allows water to flow through an array of buried pipe to be cooled.

[Anonymous No.1149060]

>>1149005
>pool water
>cooling

wat?

[Anonymous No.1149075]

Spin the wheels in an opposite direction to break the car instead of using friction from break pads.

An alarm clock that doubles as a phone docking station (cellphone or landline) and shows caller id when someone is calling

[Anonymous No.1149080]

Spin the wheels in an opposite direction to break the car instead of using friction from break pads.

An alarm clock that doubles as a phone docking station (cellphone or landline) and shows caller id when someone is calling

A condiment bottle that has ketchup, mustard and relish in one. (you can close those you don't like)

[Anonymous No.1149081]

>>1149075
wouldn't the tire idea wear out the tire extremely fast?

[Anonymous No.1149086]

why don't we have bug screens in our car windows?

[Anonymous No.1149091]

>>1149081
tire wouldn't be moving any more, just spinning the axial in the opposite direction

[Anonymous No.1149100]

>>1149080
Problems with the condiment bottle include a dirty end. Like if you use ketchup and later want to use mustard.. the mustard might be contaminated with some ketchup.

[different guy No.1149116]

>>1149100
I was thinking it might have 3 separate openings and caps so that to get to one you just leave the other two caps closed, therefore the mess of one condiment just stays underneath it's own cap.

[Anonymous No.1149136]

>>1149005
So you want to tie 3 different condiments together, seems a bit pointless really, especially as if I ran out of ketchup but not the other two I'd have to buy more of the other two even though I don't want them.

Then again OP never said they had to be good ideas, especially as his cools a pool down rather than heating it up.

[Anonymous No.1149137]

>>1149116
ooh lol.. Seems silly though. Might as well get three different containers and duct tape them together.

[Anonymous No.1149140]

>>1149136
Yeah it makes no sense but I think there is potential with this sort of idea.

Like the multiple color pen thing. What else can you combine together into one thing that people may use? There has to be something someone hasn't thought about.

[Anonymous No.1149146]

>>1149140
beer/cider with rape drugs already mixed in.

[Anonymous No.1149150]

>>1149086

cause we're not fucking rednecks.

[Anonymous No.1149151]

carboard box that sits outside, called the winter refrigerator.

or maybe just a second refrigerant loop for your kitchen fridge that uses cold air outside in winter as the heat sink. could save some energy during the colder months.

[Anonymous No.1149157]

>>1149080
>Spin the wheels in an opposite direction to break the car instead of using friction from break pads.

Have fun when your transmission explodes

[Anonymous No.1149162]

>>1149140
the multiple color pen makes sense because it is good for notes. multiple condiments in one container is stupid.

[Anonymous No.1149178]

>>1149140
Pencil with a built in sharpener on the end, epic win

[Anonymous No.1149172]

A toilet for colder climates that connects to the houses' hot water supply, channeling it through the seat and top portion of the bowl, warming it up to the designated temperature, then pumps the water back into the tank once it's cooled off, and cycles in new, hot water. Maintaining the seat at a nice, toasty temperature so when you go to take a shit at 3am your balls don't freeze to your leg when your thighs contact the 40f seat.

[Anonymous No.1149170]

Free bitches.

[Anonymous No.1149182]

>>1149172
Maybe if you're wealthy enough to waste hot water in this way you could just heat the house.

[Anonymous No.1149189]

>>1149182

The water isn't wasted, just cycled back into the tank. Not flushed or disposed of.

Heating a large house when it's 20f out room to room isn't viable.

[Anonymous No.1149198]

http://must-up.net
>Imagine one bottle that gives you three choices... mustard, ketchup, or both! With the simple twist of a valve, our exciting new plastic dispenser will make life easier and more convenient for all food lovers, including those that prefer alternative condiment combinations.

[Anonymous No.1149207]

>>1149172
They already have something similar in Japan, most toilets there have an array of buttons and one of them heats the seat with an electric heater heater built into it for you when you push the button. The seats are also made of plastic so as to retain the heat better

[Anonymous No.1149211]

electric resistance heat would be much more efficient than flwoing water through.

trust me man the japanese have been through all this

[Anonymous No.1149219]

>>1149178

and how the fuck would you sharpen the other end if the sharpener is attached to the back?

[Anonymous No.1149221]

Rule 101 of Economics

never tell people your invention ideas

Even if we/it is full of idiocy

[Anonymous No.1149225]

>>1149219
thatsthejoke,jpg

[Anonymous No.1149255]

>>1149221

[Anonymous No.1149261]

Microwave-like device that makes things colder.
I have a working prototype.
And zero market!

[Anonymous No.1149279]

My housemates and I have a whole fucking sheet on our fridge filled with ideas. Not sharing them because they're god-tier.

[Anonymous No.1149288]

>>1149221
Because patents and because egos, but not because it's right.

In fact it's what's holding us from the singularity.

If we could discuss our ideas freely and anonymously we could cross-polinize each other very quickly.

[Anonymous No.1149341]

>>1149060
You need it in the southern states.

[Anonymous No.1149486]

>>1149261

Redneck white-trash here.

If it'd keep my beer cold in July when I'm out mowing the lawn in my tighty-whities I'd be so up for owning one.

[Anonymous No.1149492]

Motherfucking airborne bacteria that feed off of plastic