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Anonymous Thu Mar 12 04:04:56 2020 No.11462300 [Reply] [Original]

Is there any scientifically proven method to get a girlfriend?
Asking for a friend

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 04:07:49 2020 No.11462305 become wealthy

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 04:37:32 2020 No.11462361 >>11462300 yes, it's called "not being an autist".

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 04:40:20 2020 No.11462365 >>11462300 definitely ask 4chan

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 04:48:25 2020 No.11462387 >>11462361 Let's imagine this theoretical scenario where this person is autistic, what does he do then?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 04:48:30 2020 No.11462388 >>11462300 >Is there any scientifically proven method to get a girlfriend? Yers, be yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 05:19:14 2020 No.11462443 >>11462300 first you'll need a large human sized sack and some sort of dungeon or containment device...

Anonymous Thu Mar 12 08:08:44 2020 No.11462722

>>11462300
Yeah
1.Love unconditionally
2.Dont share your feelings or thoughts unless asked twice
3.Ask questions about them, listen to the answers and repeat some of it back
4.Never argue or complain. Be unreactive. If your limits are stepped on, walk away.
5.Take the lead and make the decisions.
6.Treat all women the same

Anonymous Thu Mar 12 08:30:40 2020 No.11462745
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>>11462300
My brain executes billions of mind operations, and I reject the theory of love. When I discovered the women are liking those who have power, wealth and look, it is very disappointing to know that the world has indecisive submissive creatures.

Simultaneously, the growth of the population occurs as those above the average IQ are threatened to be extinct by the next 25 years.

"I died virgin just to develop the counting math and strengthen the power of intelligence over ignorance"
Isaac Newton, the inventor of Calculus.

One of the great people in history, before Elon there was Nikolai Tesla.

I would recommend you to learn and expand the knowledge of multiverse. Read books and stop shitposting in 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 08:31:58 2020 No.11462747 File: 213 KB, 457x602, advice.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11462300

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 10:04:44 2020 No.11462896 All you have to do is go to the gym, and get big Sadly, I am simply unable to build muscle, no matter how hard I try

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 13:22:29 2020 No.11463433 >>11462722 good advice desu

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 13:41:11 2020 No.11463490 >>11462300 Be a cat

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 15:20:39 2020 No.11463734 >>11462387 Rent one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 22:13:27 2020 No.11464836 >>11462388 well i am being myself. who else would i be if not myself. even if i was intentionally trying to be someone else that would still be just me being myself

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 22:15:12 2020 No.11464842 >>11463734 I thought about this but I'm scared of getting blackmailed by the escort. (I had real gfs before though, I'm just tired of playing mind games with women)

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 22:15:28 2020 No.11464843 Literally just be honest about yourself and be confident. There's no point creating a charade to attract women you're not compatible with. B UR SELF

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 22:19:11 2020 No.11464852 >>11462300 >girls There's no such thing

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 22:24:11 2020 No.11464868 >>11463490 >Be a cat In my language "cat" means a very attractive person so that is very reasonable

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 22:38:41 2020 No.11464900 >>11462300 You can perform actions that will cause cats to fear you temporarily. This is already well-known for example I could stand up really tall and will fear me. Not sure why you found this interesting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 22:40:05 2020 No.11464902 >>11464868 furry language DansGame

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 22:42:40 2020 No.11464911 >>11464900 how does scaring cats help me with getting a girlfriend?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 23:40:55 2020 No.11465044 >>11462722 based and actually solid advice-pilled

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 23:49:42 2020 No.11465056 https://oligarchicalneoformalism.blogspot.com/2020/02/part-i-few-questions-are-as-important.html Women like 65% looks 30% status 5% behavior Don't bother with pua shit. Lift and get plastic surgery and make money and make friends

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 23:59:25 2020 No.11465071 >>11464902 Twitch weeb

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 03:22:07 2020 No.11465391 >>11462300 I wonder what's going on with that cat and why it's acting like a dumb cartoon character.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 03:32:23 2020 No.11465405 >>11462722 Do autists actually do this? Sounds boring af for a relationship, and why would you go through the trouble just to get laid wtf

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 06:44:55 2020 No.11465617 >>11465391 the cat was scared because it thought she was a huge cat

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 06:47:05 2020 No.11465619 >>11465617 Yeah but it instantly forgot it was her. then the second she took it off it went back to being lovey, like a dumb cartoon character. I don't think cats are that dumb.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 06:55:59 2020 No.11465626 >>11462722 Super autism-pilled. Just treat every girl like you would a little sister, and you're golden.

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 07:00:34 2020 No.11465632

>>11465391
I bet she conditioned it that way. Maybe she beats the shit out of the cat whenever she puts the ears on. Kind of like the videos of dogs looking "guilty" after doing something bad. They're terrified of what owner will do to them not guilty.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 07:03:37 2020 No.11465636 >>11465632 Source says the cat randomly freaked out at the ears when the girl first tried putting her halloween costume, then she decided to make a video of it

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 07:09:19 2020 No.11465642 >>11464842 What is there to blackmail about? Is prostitution illegal where you live or something?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 07:12:03 2020 No.11465646 >>11462300 Act like a psychopath

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 07:14:35 2020 No.11465652 >>11465646 How do i do that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 07:20:17 2020 No.11465666 >>11465391 Ear position is a major social cue to cats, so when the womans face acquired cat ears, it looked different enough for the cat to freak him out. Similar to how a small child reacts when their father shaves his beard for the first time

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 08:09:08 2020 No.11465725 >>11464911 my sides

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 08:46:17 2020 No.11465792 no such thing as gfs its just a fantasy you have in your head women aren't real and neither are gfs in the way you are thinking so just put that fantasy away

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 08:51:24 2020 No.11465803 File: 42 KB, 640x640, 1583494160521.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11465626 >treat every girl like you would a little sister

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 09:31:38 2020 No.11465906 >>11465626 A little sister that you can have sex with?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 09:38:17 2020 No.11465923 >>11465906 anon, that's all little sisters

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 09:48:12 2020 No.11465953 >>11465803 Sweet Home Alabama!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 12:42:12 2020 No.11466308 >>11462300 Chloroform

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 13:03:04 2020 No.11466371 >>11462300 Talking to girls may help you a lot with this intend. >>11462361 Don't consider inability with not having reason to.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 13:19:52 2020 No.11466402 >>11462300 Is this cat ashamed of its ears, or do cats use ears-on-end to assert dominance and the situation is being interpreted thusly, or what?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:32:47 2020 No.11467054 >>11466402 Ever since I gave my cat ear enlargement surgery he's been fucking bitches non stop

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 21:44:28 2020 No.11467572 >>11462722 >>11463433 >>11465044 >>11465626 Fucking omegalul, 10/10 bait. You tards will never successfully reproduce with a consenting female.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:18:13 2020 No.11467847 File: 144 KB, 1200x1116, 1552158584334_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11464836 And this is a great example on why autists don't have gf's

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:26:00 2020 No.11467860 File: 208 KB, 1214x725, 1510554820366.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11462300 scientifically speaking why would you even want a female? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyvEybH77zI

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 02:03:11 2020 No.11468017 >>11467847 Explain it to me

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 02:06:15 2020 No.11468022 >>11467860 Reproduction for survival of the species

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 02:07:05 2020 No.11468023 >>11465642 Escort as in actual escort to introduce to my family and pretend she's my gf so they stop pestering me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 03:42:33 2020 No.11468174 >>11468017 because your saying retarded shit like that. oh yea fuck off phone poster

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 03:50:27 2020 No.11468191 >>11468174 how is it retarded? wheres the flaw in logic?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 15:57:38 2020 No.11469430 >>11466371 >Talking to girls Yikes, i wish i could skip that altogether

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