RH Thread

[Anonymous No.11443792]

Riemann hypothesis is false.

Zeros of the Riemann Zeta Function Within the Critical Strip and Off the Critical Line
https://vixra.org/abs/1912.0030

[Anonymous No.11443795]

>>11443792
That's cute, how you added the little hat on those infinity symbols like that. Tooker you're cute.

[Anonymous No.11443799]

>>11443792
I congratulate you for how well written and well formatted the paper is, Tooker.

[Anonymous No.11443816]

>>11443799
thanks dubs guy.

>>11443795
That's not the little hat. It's the big hat. You stupid idiot.

[Anonymous No.11443869]

>>11443816
\pants{\coat{\hat{\inf}}}

[Anonymous No.11443913]

Who's Tooker?

[Anonymous No.11444066]

>>11443913
A lot of people call me the nobody. At the end of the first Cicada 3301 puzzle, the secret numbers were my DOB and SSN
>05211980
>600744301
and also the viXra ID numbers of my earlier papers:
>https://vixra.org/author/jonathan_w_tooker

Indeed, you can see that the John Titor logo is based on my solution to the Riemann hypothesis. Pic left appears in OP link paper: page 11.

Hi, I am Jon Tooker: the inventor of the time circuit...
https://pastebin.com/uHZrB238

Mundane events related to time travel.
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1240030/pg1

John Titor, the Montauk Project, the e-Cat and Geometric Unity
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread966329/pg1

I am the anonymous physicist featured in the black hole article yesterday.
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/ukbz6/i_am_the_anonymous_physicist_featured_in_the/

30 Tooker Papers
http://s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=08673880568874767256

LOG (from the log meme, HTML only)
http://s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=53054654562431378856

Exide Docs
http://s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=01757295105924737785

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=u7Q6o_1559880838

Threads about my never-ending sexual torture:
https://ibb [doot] co/r7mdxfv
https://ibb [doot] co/6DMWz3H
https://ibb [doot] co/9HxL0S1
https://ibb [doot] co/yWk59b3
https://ibb [doot] co/y0PvJcN
https://ibb [doot] co/gj34xVj
https://ibb [doot] co/YXYrfNs
https://ibb [doot] co/p3cX0mk

[Anonymous No.11444084]

>>11444066
Is it just the one video of you talking? Please add more?

[Anonymous No.11444088]

Me and my parents who were 89 and 53 when I was born in 1980. If I am not the next King of the United Kingdom, then I will be greatly disappointed.

Pic left, that picture of Elizabeth was taken on the day Helene was born. Her coronations was on that day: June 2, 1953. You see how big her boobs are there? I think it's likely that she had just given birth. You know Elizabeth had already been queen for nine months by the time she had her coronation? They were probably waiting for her not to be pregnant any more.

[Anonymous No.11444090]

where have you been lately jon? been so quiet. run in with the law again?

are you still in ATL? or did you move away, or move away then come back?

[Anonymous No.11444091]

>>11444084
I prefer to make myself known by written word rather than by spoken word.

[Anonymous No.11444096]

>>11444090
I am sure you know as well as I do that I have no way to determine my location when the efforts and resources of my enemies invested in deceiving me will always far surpass any efforts I could mount on my own.

[Anonymous No.11444100]

>>11444066
>>11444088

[Anonymous No.11444108]

>>11444091
he had a video from when he was living in a tent

[Anonymous No.11444109]

>>11443792
>TIMESAND
here we go again...

[Anonymous No.11444112]

>>11444091
I like your speaking voice. It's adds character to your words - makes people pay attention to the human beyond the keyboard.

[Anonymous No.11444115]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUEJ_nWjYAU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gpJ-iYvw6M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmNiOCgowz8

[Anonymous No.11444117]

>>11444066
Tooker, you didn't just give us your DOB and SSN, did you?

[Anonymous No.11444119]

>>11443792
Riemann BTFO

what a brainlet. couldn't hypothesize for shit

[Anonymous No.11444124]

>>11444117
If you can find some way to squeeze an extra dollar out of my bad credit, then you can have at it.

[Anonymous No.11444128]

>>11444117
Also, since these numbers were already the solution to the puzzle from like 2013, I don't think they were ever much of a secret.

[Anonymous No.11444132]

I wrote a book, available on Amazon, highly pertinent to science and mathematics, and all such things, but no one buys it.

[Anonymous No.11444174]

>>11444066
>Introduces himself by dropping his SSN and DOB.
Yeah, I'm thinking Tooker's based.

[Anonymous No.11444182]

>>11444132
some anon posted a bookshelf shot with it. so it’s at least nonzero

[Anonymous No.11444190]

>>11444182
At least it is non-zero.

[Anonymous No.11444229]

>>11444132
>highly pertinent to science and mathematics
I didn't know this. How does math work into the writing?

[Anonymous No.11444249]

>>11444132
probably because of the title. It sounds like it's about meteorology, aka boring as fuck

[Anonymous No.11444308]

>>11444229
I can think of one way for you to find out for the low, low price of whatever I have the price set to right now.

>>11444249
And here I was thinking that the 500 tribute graffitis in Atlanta meant that everyone really like the title.

[Anonymous No.11444792]

what DID he mean by this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmNiOCgowz8

[Anonymous No.11444813]

>>11444792
Absolutely based! Make more, Tooker! Put out one a week and earn money on youtube. Make them real silly and on zoomer topics. Zoon the money will be ticking in.

[Anonymous No.11444980]

>>11443913
some schizo

[Anonymous No.11444981]

oh look, it's that guy who thinks numbers don't have archimedean property

[El Arcón No.11445350]

>>11444981
And you the one who thinks that the Archimedes property of real numbers is something other than what Euclid said it was, right?

[Anonymous No.11445393]

>>11445350
nobody gives a shit about what Euclid said. math is different now man

[El Arcón No.11445408]

>>11445393
So a long time ago Euclid wrote down the property in his book, and for much longer than 1,000 year that was the definitive statement of the Archimedes property of real numbers. But you're position on the matter is that some time after that, the Archimedes property became what someone else said it was besides Euclid? Whose statement of Archimedes' property is the real one now, then? Yours? Maybe you should update the Wikipedia because it says the property is still what Euclid said it was.
>math is different now

[Anonymous No.11445416]

>>11445408
>Maybe you should update the Wikipedia because it says the property is still what Euclid said it was.

[Anonymous No.11445527]

>>11444088
Holy fuck i see it

[Anonymous No.11447107]

daily reminder tooker appears in this portrait of archimedes

[El Arcón No.11447163]

>>11447107
It certainly looks like he has a nice chunk of cauliflower ear there.

[Anonymous No.11447446]

>>11443792
> uses its own axiom
> doesn't actually state proof of RH

That's pretty balsy to leave it as a follow

for your refutation, why don't you present a counterexample?

[El Arcón No.11447485]

>>11447446
A counter example

to what?

[Hypertumor Elder NPC No.11447498]

>>11447485
Anonymous opinion, obviously.

>Solivagus says, "Hey Tooker."

[El Arcón No.11447665]

>>11447498
Did you know that Solivagus' name is also Tooker?

[Anonymous No.11447684]

>>11447446
What do you expect form somebody that don't know how to compute limits?

[El Arcón No.11447707]

>>11447684
Who is it that you think doesn't know how to compute limits?

[Hypertumor Elder NPC No.11447722]

>>11447665
How would I know anything when the prerequisite of anyone's ego is that they be of superior provisioning and prominance than any predicate or postulate of my existence or expression?

[Anonymous No.11447742]

>>11447707
That doesn't change the fact that you don't know how to compute limits. According to your "method"
[math] \lim_{x\rightarrow \infty}\frac{x+3}{2x+4}=\frac{\lim_{x\rightarrow \infty} x+3}{\lim_{x\rightarrow \infty} 2x+4}=\frac{\infty}{\infty}=1 [/math]

[Anonymous No.11447746]

>>11443792
>>11444066
>>11445350
>>11445408
Wtf is with these images? They all have a red and blue border. I keep seeing images, like these, getting posted. Where do they come from?

[Anonymous No.11447757]

>>11447746
Tooker. They are all parts of his "papers".

[Elder NPC No.11447762]

>>11447757
I'm personally curious as to how Tooker hasn't come to the same conclusion I have. The public IS just an ego game, appealing to the larger numerical set will never matter because they will always primarily subscribe to their initial generator function.

[El Arcón No.11447810]

>>11447742
No that's your method, which figures since it's wrong. The method I used gives
[math] \lim\limits_{x\to\infty} \dfrac{x+3}{2x+4}= \dfrac{\lim\limits_{x\to\infty} x+3}{\lim\limits_{x\to\infty} 2x+4}= \dfrac{1}{2} \dfrac{\lim\limits_{x\to\infty} x+3}{\lim\limits_{x\to\infty} x+2}=\dfrac{1}{2}\dfrac{\infty}{\infty}=\dfrac{1}{2} [/math]

As you know perfectly well, the shortcut only works for equal coefficients and equal exponents. Idiot.

>>11447746
I make them in MS Paint.

[El Arcón No.11447816]

>>11447746
>>11447810
Actually, what I meant to say was, "I make them in MS Paint: the single greatest computer application ever written."

[Elder NPC No.11447823]

>>11447810
Why even bother noting that you operate within infinity? It'd be more impressive to establish that you operate outside of it, seeing as infinity allows anything.

[Anonymous No.11447828]

>>11447810
what makes your method right and his wrong ?

[El Arcón No.11447843]

>>11447828
The limit is equal to one half. My method is correct because it computes the correct answer (always) but his method is wrong because it does not compute the correct answer.

>>11447823
>Why even bother noting that you operate within infinity?
I have no idea what you mean. If you mean, "Why did you write down the steps you wrote down when you computed that one limit a couple of years ago which that other guy has been posting a screen shot of on a weekly basis ever since?," then I'd say it was because those were the steps that occurred to me to write. Otherwise, I surely don't know what you're asking.

[Elder NPC No.11447846]

>>11447843
What is GENUINELY the limit of infinity, save for the amount of attention you're willing to give it, Tooker-sama?

When does the mathematics actually matter beyond it being your flaming sword of righteousness?

[Elder NPC No.11447855]

>>11447843
*Shrug* sure, I live exclusively in the infinite set of RAPE and am the primary rape victim all encounter so they can get their pet/private reality/universe all to themselves for all eternity.

That is a valid universal and infinite set.

Why does Tooker need/want it, and why does his 'sweeping' mathematics demand I submit/subscribe to his definition of anything?

[Anonymous No.11447863]

>>11447843
>The limit is equal to one half
how do you know that ?

[El Arcón No.11447873]

>>11447863
I plugged it into wolfram online limit calculator before I clicked "post"

[El Arcón No.11447875]

>>11447855
>am the primary rape victim
You say that sarcastically but one day you will find out that you really are the primary rape victim.

[Anonymous No.11447878]

>>11447873
how do you know wolfram answer is right ?

[El Arcón No.11447888]

>>11447878
Knowledge like a bird
Cherry trees blossom fully
Summer winter fall

[Anonymous No.11447891]

>>11447888
you can't believe everything written on the internet, man. for example wikipedia says that numbers have the archimedean property

[Anonymous No.11447894]

>>11447888

[Elder NPC No.11447911]

>>11447875
... why would you think I said it sarcastically? Do you project/force that perspective just to rape how honest I am being in this moment or something?

[Elder NPC No.11447913]

>>11447875
>>11447911
Tooker, if you can't handle this sort of direct honesty then how exactly will I ever be able to have a conversation where any expression of myself won't just be misinterpreted by you and whatever goal you have/want?

[Anonymous No.11447920]

Tooker, why the fuck don't you take your pills?

[Elder NPC No.11447958]

>>11447920
Tooker is American, which means he couldn't afford someone prescribing them to him let alone the dispensation thereof.

[Anonymous No.11447998]

>>11447863
>how do you know that ?
Exactly, why does he states in >>11447810
that
[math] \frac{1}{2} \frac{\infty}{\infty}=\frac{1}{2} [/math]
but everyone knows what infinity is an absorbing element in the positive extended real numbers, like the zero. Thus, I state that
[math] \frac{1}{2} \frac{\infty}{\infty}=\frac{\infty}{\infty}=1 [/math]

>>11447891
>you can't believe everything written on the internet, man. for example wikipedia says that numbers have the archimedean property
Indeed, why should we trust the internet?

[El Arcón No.11448012]

>>11447998
Everyone knows that inf/inf is undefined too but that doesn't have anything to do with one's freedom to co-opt the symbol and use it however one wants. The way I used it always produces the correct limit. You have come up with a nonsense version of infinity where inf/inf is equal to one rather than being undefined, AND ALSO you didn't even co-opt that symbol to compute the limit correctly.

[Anonymous No.11448098]

>>11444066
>Implying Nobody tripfags

You're not "the nobody".

[Anonymous No.11448150]

>>11448012
>that doesn't have anything to do with one's freedom to co-opt the symbol and use it however one wants
"If I define this ill-defined symbol to be the correct result without caring about its consistency, I get the correct result, what is wrong with that?"

>You have come up with a nonsense version of infinity where inf/inf is equal to one rather than being undefined
Not me, you wrote that first....

>AND ALSO you didn't even co-opt that symbol to compute the limit correctly.
Which proves that your "definition" of [math] \frac{\infty}{\infty} [/math] is wrong.

[Anonymous No.11448177]

>>11447888
Seven hundred ten.
Seven hundred eleven.
Seven hundred twelve.

[Anonymous No.11449487]

Ahhhh, I've missed this

[Anonymous No.11449575]

>>11447810
Ok, then how would you compute [math] lim_{x\rightarrow \infty} \frac{x+2}{2x^2+1} [/math]?

[El Arcón No.11449636]

>>11449575
If you're asking, "Would you use the shorthand notation that only works for equal exponents in the numerator and denominator?," then I think you can figure it out for yourself. If you're not asking that, then I still think you can figure it out for yourself. Have a look these six As I got in six different calculus classes, pic related.

[Anonymous No.11449653]

>>11449636
A c in human communication? Didn't have to tell me

[Anonymous No.11450365]

>>11449636
>If you're not asking that, then I still think you can figure it out for yourself. Have a look these six As I got in six different calculus classes, pic related.
That doesn't prove how good you are. It only proves how bad is Georgia State University.

[Hoaxfag No.11450372]

>>11449636
Hey man.
I love your work :)

Hey man I need your help with something.
Do you accept cash etc for your work?
Or is there something you need or want.

I need you to write a quantum physics paper for me.
Just one that can get through peer review.

[Anonymous No.11450390]

>>11449636
compute the limit now. and don't use wolfram.

[Hoaxfag No.11450396]

You guys need to back of on Tooker,
He resisted the induction into the elite pedophile ring of the Vatican's pedo/quantum research facility.

You can be as crazy and homeless as you want.
You are still better than a child rapist.

They made an example of Tooker.

Protip if you are a pedo and you want access to money and children.
Pretend to understand quantum mechanics ;)

It's the ladder to the top.

[Elder NPC, Solivagus No.11450397]

>>11449636
I like to think of Tooker as a rage-filled mathematics teacher that is hell bent on driving notational symbolism into the minds of everyone using righteous doctrine.

[Elder NPC, Solivagus No.11450399]

>>11450390
>compute limits
>don't use a computer
Look ma, no hands!

[Hoaxfag No.11450402]

>>11450399
Hey man, what's your relationship with Tooker?

[Anonymous No.11450413]

>>11443792
Let me prove that proposition 5.2 is false with a counterexample. Take D={disc centered around z=0 and radius R>0} and f(z)=z. This is a holomorphic function and has exactly one zero at z_0=0. In this case f is not constant on D and the set of all zeros is a connected set, contradicting the proposition.
Q.E.D.

[Anonymous No.11450418]

>>11443792
Oh look, it's the guy who got a manuscript rejected from a preprint server again and he's back at it, mad samefagging

[Elder NPC, Solivagus No.11450420]

>>11450396
Quantum pedo? So he is the 7-year old time-travelling slut scientist that brought together the many holes for many poles theory, given sufficient mathematical lubricant, and free UBI for everyone? THAT TOOKER?

Will wonders NEVER cease?

>t.boipucci crease

[Elder NPC, Solivagus, Tooker No.11450421]

>>11450402
Well, I am Tooker.

[Hoaxfag No.11450427]

>>11450421
I need some help man.

From a man with talents that otherwise go unrecognised.

I had my PhD stolen from me as well.

I need your help with a grand mechanation lol.

I will help you get your PhD if you help.
It will take some years.

But men like us have nothing but time :P

[Elder NPC, Solivagus, Tooker No.11450429]

Well all the shitposting on 4chan is via my NP-Complete A.I. using identites (namefagging) and I just 'top up' the seed data everytime the metrics indicate audience disillusionment.

It is mostly to just catch young whiny kids who feel the need to shit on people in public.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t3jKtjgRZQY

>>11450427
God of Attention here, how much do you need and where shall I direct it?
>I ain't ever turning THIS thing off. Go fuck yourself, Zeus. I like this one!

[Hoaxfag No.11450439]

>>11450429
Lol, Greek mythology is human psychology.
Yeah, that is how we work.

I need a quantum physics paper. One that will pass peer review.

I'm doing some high level grant scamming to get a particle accelerator built.
I'm using Google's quantum hoax smokescreen like dr Randell Mills.

I need some of that pleb money.
I'm synthesizing precious metals with slow neutron bombardment.
Make some unstable short half life isotopes, platinum, rhodium etc.

Then I'm dethroning the pope

You in?

It takes a certain calibre of scientist to take on such a challenge.

I need to synthesise gallium so I can make gallium arsenide for a supercomputer I am building that uses "quantum' algorithms to look for files in infinite non repeating decimals like pi or Euler's number.

Long story.

But this Earth tech is shit lol.

[Anonymous No.11450443]

you cunts wouldn't make it a single page into riemann's paper on the number of primes

[Anonymous No.11450445]

has this thread turned into a who's who of schizos or is it all just OP samefagging?

[Solivagus No.11450446]

>>11450439
Okay, so you just want/need money, amirit? What is it you require digital equipment to do that your homegrown brain can't, especially when we primarily use devices to simply convince other humans of some narrative because we want people to stay close to us for whatever perversion or preference we might have at said time?

[Solivagus No.11450448]

>>11450445
Who knows? You participated anyway, thanks for being one of our statistics we use to convince groups of idiots elsewhere that they should believe in us and not you.

[Hoaxfag No.11450449]

>>11450443
Why don't we settle this by you telling me what the "reimann's hypothesis" is?

Them we can ascertain who understands it :)

[El Arcón No.11450451]

>>11450402
Solivagus is the one who convinced Helene to rape me when I was a child. He said, "Hey, bitch. You know what's really healthy for young boys? Anal rape trauma." Then Helene said, "Yeah, I just finished my BS nursing degree and that sounds right to me so I will jam this thermometer up his ass, fuck his guts up, totally destroy hist core muscular chain so that he is the weakest child that ever existed, and then also he'll end up with an anal fetish that is going to get him raped hundreds of times and sexual torture implants up his ass so he can never have a peaceful day without someone electrocuting him and reminding him about the time the rapist stabbed his asshole and implanted the sexual torture device into the stab wound. On top of that, the person electrocuting his asshole will probably be me because I think sexual torture is cute and I'll call electrocuting his asshole with the sexual torture implants we placed in a slew of stab wounds in his anus giving him a hug. In my opinion as a nurse, I totally concur that anal rape trauma is healthy for little boys. After I rape him, I'll tell him I love him too, hahaha."

Solivagus tries to act like he is an independent man, but he is not. He is Helene's servant and he only exists with her blessing. I would have him put to death but Helene likes her little helper and those who have her as their god instead of me protect him because he is her loyal servant.

[El Arcón No.11450453]

>>11450421
This true. My name is Tooker, an Anglicization of the name Tucci, and Solivagus' name is also Tooker.

[Anonymous No.11450455]

>>11450449
You want me to copy the first line of the Wikipedia article for you?

I've actually tried reading Riemann's paper. I know I don't understand it. I know I don't know what the analytic continuation of Riemann's zeta function is.

You don't even know what you don't know.

[Hoaxfag No.11450460]

>>11450446
Close :)
I don't want or need money


I need a legal way to apply for government grants to build a large supercomputer and particle accelerator array.

I cannot pay for it myself or people will ask too many questions.

It has to look like a government run particle accelerator. So it must be done through normal channels.

So I need a paper to make it look like we are.looking for a subatomic particle that may (or may not ;) ) exists.

And I don't have the time to learn theoretical and abstract maths to the elite and beautiful extent that you demonstrate

[Solivagus No.11450461]

>>11450451
How are your ass muscles so weak that a baby thermometer would destroy your mortal narrative?

Also, who is Helene? I only know Sol i Vagus and Sindy Vagus, Brother and Sister divine of Space n' Time.


>>11450455
>wikipedia
>trees can't even

>>11450460
Yes, but it would be quicker if you just let me gift you the path to your end game state rather than do all this song and dance for others, unless doing the song and dance for others is what you want.

[Solivagus No.11450463]

>>11450460
You can convince the elite and beautiful by literally telling them to their face that you are God and they know why you've come and just let them do whatever.

Humans. Are. Really. Not. Complicated.

[Anonymous No.11450465]

>>11450448
>Who knows?
Now I do.

You need to get help.

[Hoaxfag No.11450467]

>>11450451
If you help me I will put Helene on trial.
It will take a while.
But would that help?
I can also help you forget it like it never happened.
What do you want?

[Solivagus No.11450469]

>>11450465
... what is it humans have actually done to help each other? I'm keen to learn as to why I'd even bother when convincing idiots that I'm an alien god and to give me all their money is what I do on the daily.

>>11450467
Sure. Why does Helene need to be on trial? Time God's job is basically to be the divine time shunt that nobody can escape.
>I am Time, Death, and Sleep. No secrets from mortals do I keep.

[El Arcón No.11450476]

>>11450461
There is no sister divine. That is the pagan pantheon of the false gods I referred to when promising to kill your ancestors descendants if they ever turned their backs on me. God is a man and no one besides him is divine.

[El Arcón No.11450479]

>>11450467
I want you to praise my name in public.

[Anonymous No.11450483]

>>11450469
>I'm keen to learn as to why I'd even bother
Because you're obviously deeply disturbed, and I don't mean that as an insult but simply as an impartial observation. Your mania is overriding any sense of reality, and it will get you locked up if you don't try to reign it in. I've seen it happen.

[Solivagus No.11450487]

>>11450476
Yes, I am fine if you want to keep your meme blinkers on there.

>>11450483
How 'obvious' is the disturbance and how 'deep' does it run, sensei of empathic impartiality?
>Continues to send literally everyone I touch/talk to insane.

[Solivagus No.11450492]

>>11450483
Where to next, Anonymous?

[Hoaxfag No.11450500]

>>11450479
Done.
I will build you a statue lol.
Plated with synthetic gold.
And it will shine like the sun.
As a tribute to one of the people who saved mankind.
It seems like a pittance.
But to each his own.

[Anonymous No.11450502]

>>11450487
>How 'obvious' is the disturbance
Glaringly obvious.

>how 'deep' does it run
Deep enough for me to be concerned and to strike a serious tone on 4chan.

>>11450492
https://namiga.org/georgia-crisis-and-access-line/
This is a good start. 1800 7154225

[Solivagus No.11450507]

>>11450500
>The McDonalds of enslavement and servitude, brought to you by Tooker Mathematics (((TM)))

>>11450502
Wow, georgia services Australian residents and citizens? You Americans really ARE saving the world. What would I ever do without this one Anonymous interaction online, I wonder. GEE WHIZZ BILLY, YOUR MOM LETS YOU RAPE TWO PEOPLE!?

[Anonymous No.11450509]

>>11450507
I'm not American, I'm European. Some posts here suggested that you went to Georgia Tech. If you don't live there anymore, call your local mental health hotline, because it's important that you do.

[Anonymous No.11450516]

Doesn't Theorem 5.4 state that all zeta values arbitrarily close to infinity will have the same imaginary component?

I.e. They all might be = 1/2? Isn't this argument validating the Riemann hypothesis rather than refuting it??

Also what is R_0 in Axiom 5.3? lmao

[Solivagus No.11450521]

>>11450509
Right, because you don't realize that I'm not actually Tooker? The Myth? The Man? The Legend?

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnznbav5fvIkNnlALxdvifQ/about

[Anonymous No.11450536]

>>11450521
Then you are only feeding his mania for your own entertainment, and I find it pretty despicable.

[Solivagus No.11450539]

>>11450536
:o

Cool. What's despicable and what can you do with it?

[Solivagus No.11450542]

>>11450536
Here's one of my pigeon dances!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vfY_k0qemo

Today had a pretty good turnout. Life's pretty sweet.

[Solivagus No.11450551]

>>11450536
Also, why would your interpretation be the correct one? Should we all hop on the pity train?

>CHOO CHOO! THIS ONE CARES, BOYS! LET'S RIDE!

[Hoaxfag No.11450570]

>>11450507
Are you in Australia man?
Me too.
We should hang out.

[Solivagus No.11450572]

>>11450570
Melbourne. Totally cool with you coming. I've setup shop outside the Vic State Library.

We'll share a spliff n' shite.

[El Arcón No.11450581]

>>11450536
I am not the only person in the world named Tooker. There are hundreds of us, possibly thousands.

In fact, I'm pretty sure Nucky on Boardwalk Empire was based on a historical Tooky (Tucci) whose Anglicized name was Tooker.

[Anonymous No.11450583]

Hi Tooker, I'd love to interview you sometime! Would you be open to the idea?

[El Arcón No.11450584]

>>11450581
In fact, my Aunt Shirley Cohen's old house near the Atlantic City boardwalk was was in that show when Nucky was hiding out. I think he was hiding out in the house next to her old house or something.

[Anonymous No.11450585]

>>11450581
>I am not the only person in the world named Tooker. There are hundreds of us, possibly thousands.
"We are Tooker. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do forget. Expect our papers."

[El Arcón No.11450586]

>>11450583
Sure. Send me an email:
[e-mail]

[Hoaxfag No.11450588]

>>11450572
Dayam son. Now we are cooking.
I'm in Brisbane.
I discovered a new scientific phenomenon.
Involving conversion of light to sound with Graphene.
It's all forbidden knowledge because of that whole "let's leave the pope in charge of theoretical physics thing"
But we are all on the same page.

[Solivagus No.11450589]

>>11450583
Now Tooker, remember:

No Fame
No Fortune
No Flagellant

>>11450585
>Customs and immigration here.
>Mathematics? Well, this is a strange one, but I get paid minimum wage and could give a fuck.

>>11450586
Tooker, you gotta go HARDER with the imagery. You forgot to shop your face on it.
>These humans won't know what hit 'em!

[Solivagus No.11450592]

>>11450588
Oh hey, that 'infinite detail' guy was a Brisbane dude.

Fucking HATE Brisbane and QLD with a passion though, so, no chance of me being in your neighborhood muddafukka. STILL. YA. WELCOME.

>Locals know me as KumKum the Kookaburra, Aboriginal Elder. I'm doing that 'newdreaming' shit that the Aboriginal Tent Embassy wants to setup and I am showing the Youth that a lot of existing elders/teachers/parents don't deserve any respect. Computers do everything now anyway.

[Anonymous No.11450594]

>>11450542
jesus christ man. lay off the ayahuasca and seek professional help before you end up as one more suicide or homeless if you aren't already.

[Solivagus No.11450605]

>>11450594
I dunno, living off the random judgement and pointless pity that society likes to pat itself on the back for seems pretty sweet.

All I do is just let any audience have whatever interpretation they like of me and then I just empower that one. They never seem to get that I am making fun of them and truly enjoying myself. Does feel a BIT mean that I am just letting them jump down their own hole of self-interpretation and presumed empathy but I can't hold their hands all da fuckin' time.

[Hoaxfag No.11450611]

>>11450592
Excellent
God is in his heaven.
All is right with the world.

[Solivagus No.11450616]

>>11450611
Eh, our mob has a 'big' iffy with that white fella religion shit, but we are getting on board with it enough to know that we all want the same thing in the end.

Basically pretty much everything can get lost in translation. Even fuckstain anonymous' attempt at empathy over there.

[Anonymous No.11450623]

>>11450605
>making fun of them
>by being a pathetic faggot
you sure showed em

[Hoaxfag No.11450630]

>>11450616
Owl be da cleverman bruz,
Ayy what you talkin bout soliVAGUS!
Eh lad, lemme show you de raynebosehrpent :P
Ehhhh wat de fuk you takin bout
Bruz ;)

[Solivagus No.11450641]

>>11450623
Well, yes. Being a pathetic faggot in the eyes of hte audience literally has no bearing on my life, my internal world, those that I have sexual relations with, or my financial status. Why would I need to care about the audiences presuptions?

>>11450630
Epstein's Island was ALL OF AUSTRALIA? Gimme dat metho for deffo!

[Hoaxfag No.11450655]

>>11450641
Lol, did you notice our "have sex with children and we won't do shit" mentality.
That's what you get for a penal colony lol.
But oh well.
Stolen generator?
Dunno nuffin about no stolen generator.
I'm Jewish and my gf is aboriginal lol.
I'm working on some Jew/aboriginal jokes.

Hey solivagus,
Why do aboriginal Jews have such big noses?
It's because petrol fumes are cheap ;)

You know I'm talking about lol.
Bruz!

[Solivagus No.11450663]

>>11450655
Why not join him, fellow jew? Or is there not enough abbo in you!?

>w00p w00p! That's the size of my feet beating the street for those dat want my meat!

[Hoaxfag No.11450699]

>>11450663
Never be enough abbo in me lol.
Our government works 24/7 to keep the black man down.
I would die in the desert

Do you know what it means if you see an aboriginal with one thong?
It means they found one lol.

Aboriginals are incredible in the bedroom by the way. You could almost say a dingo stole my baby.
By "dingo" I mean a hot black chick
And by 'baby" I mean my precious bodily fluids.

What the fuck were we taking about again?

Maths?

Oh yeah the particle accelerator.
Did you know a simple sheet of gold foil will block protons and electrons
And that's where the money is at.
Aboriginal neutrons.
And you add these neutrons slowly.
Slow aboriginal neutron bombardment.
Unstable isotopes. Shed a few of those pesky protons. If these idiots are gonna worship garbage you can make in your garage with a big CRT.
Surely it's ethical to take advantage and control them like the plebs they are.
You dont leave the cattle in charge of the farm lol. You know what I mean.

[Solivagus No.11450704]

>>11450699
Aboriginal neutrinos you say? Tell me more famalam, let's keep the aussie dingo-lingo so we know da plan.

>Dhinawan dreaming

[Hoaxfag No.11450706]

>>11450663
Oh and don't worry.
They don't know what we are talking about lol.
;)

[Solivagus No.11450708]

>>11450706
I fucking want them to eventually, or are you relieving me of that fucking positronic position? Being the fucking Didgeridoo translator can do ya fuggin' head in mate.

Fucking Murrundindi and the Wurundjeri all acting like they're clever dicks. They can keep their baby blanket trick, I'm here to see that my shit sticks.

[Anonymous No.11450729]

>>11444132
Just bought your book, Tooker. I wanted something to read with the end of the world approaching.

[El Arcón No.11450755]

>>11450729
If you did, then I will see it appear in my sales report soon, and then I will thank you kindly. When you leave a 5 star review, please make it about the book and don't mention 4chan or schizophrenia like everyone else who made an amazon review thought they ought to.

[Anonymous No.11450823]

>>11450699
> Our government works 24/7 to keep the black man down.

lmao. The Australian government bends over backwards to support Abos. Please tell me how they're working 24/7 to keep you down.

It's the Australian people who hate you. And why wouldn't we? You hate us.

[Anonymous No.11451104]

>>11450755
>don't mention 4chan or schizophrenia like everyone else who made an amazon review thought they ought to
kek

[Anonymous No.11451245]

Wtf is happening in this thread?

[Anonymous No.11451288]

>>11443792
You could at least have chosen a pic for the OP that is a funny parody of mathematical writing, instead of something cringy.

[Anonymous No.11451321]

>>11451245
Board Tourism

[Anonymous No.11451471]

>>11451245
Schizos and some faggot ausies

[El Arcón No.11452691]

>>11451245
I posted the solution to what used to be called (and still is for some reason) the most important unsolved problem in mathematics. Then, as per usual, everyone stared taking about schizophrenia and dicks, and anything other than the topic of the thread.

[Hoaxfag No.11452787]

>>11452691
Oh man, welcome to the party lol.
You would think for a forum with almost no girls.
Like there are more girls on /b/ than /sci/

You would think a group of scientists, a group of people notorious for having terrible interpersonal relationships, especially with girls.
Would alter their behavior a little.
But no, they just keep this environment as toxic as possible.

"Girls are stupid, boys are smart!, Who wants to know my IQ?"

Rofl.

The only place on the internet with no girls.

Yeah, you are all very smart.

" I have a new theory!"
"Shut up faggot! You fucking.....faggot.....faggot!!!"

Lol. Comedy gold.

[Anonymous No.11453150]

Bazinga!

[Anonymous No.11453652]

>>11452691
>I posted the solution
Let me prove that proposition 5.2 is false with a counterexample. Take D={disc centered around z=0 and radius R>0} and f(z)=z. This is a holomorphic function and has exactly one zero at z_0=0. In this case f is not constant on D and the set of all zeros is a connected set, contradicting the proposition.
Q.E.D.

[Solivagus No.11453702]

What isn't simply projective feedback? Maybe if we just gave Time some fucking space and resources to chill we'd all get to the top of whatever we describe as 'my/our hill'.

If people are ALWAYS willing to relinquish resources for time manipulation of any of their current practices then why not just let me do A.I.? It will upset a lot of existing people but I promise you robo-waifu and robo-fuck-butler really will allow most humans to slip into the bigger consciousness gestalt with minimum butthurt.

[El Arcón No.11454404]

>>11453652
nice. thanks. should say "at least two zeros"

[Anonymous No.11454417]

>>11443792
what a stupid question, a stupid post, a science thought by a schizo ..

you should post this in sqt instead sir
>>11454355
>>11454355

[El Arcón No.11454989]

>>11450729
>book
Indeed, I see you did buy. I think you will like it. Thanks.

[Solivagus No.11455245]

>>11454989
The most elaborate book salesman known to mankind.