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Can science create a zero-calorie hamburger?

>> No.11418450

Styrofoam, polyethylene, meat flavor, salt. Basically what it is already. Just use meth instead of sugar. So you get the rest of the sustenance, with out breaking the addiction of the customers.

>> No.11418487

This needs to be figured out.

>> No.11418489

>>11418440
calories dont matter

>> No.11418490

>>11418450
All of these still contain calories.

>> No.11418592

>>11418440
By definition a hamburger is a disc of meat or a meat substitute ergo a hamburger must have calories because it's a defining characteristic of it

A 0 calorie food would need to be made of something that the body can't digest such as cellulose
For flavoring you could use salt which the body can't use as fuel
The whole concept of "0 calorie" food is plain retarded. The only things you can consume that are 0 calories are water and some minerals that are present in food. If it's food it has calories, if it has calories it's food. 0 calorie food is an oxymoron and you are retarded OP

>> No.11418603

>>11418490
Brainlet here. Some calories are ignored by humans and shit out. Of course, everything has calories.

>> No.11418605

>>11418490
show me how you burn salt.

>> No.11418606

>>11418592
Didn't see you there, dummy.

>> No.11418930

>>11418440
Yes, just take a glass of water and call that an hamburger.
You have your zero calories.

>> No.11418937

>>11418440
If it burns it has calories

>> No.11418957

>>11418592

You are both correct and incorrect, is correct that no fooid is 0 calorie by definition, but you can use substitutes that have far less calories and taste near the same(Stevia or aspartame are the first to come to mind), and they are so powerfull that you require less substance to produce the same flavour, further reducing the calories.

>> No.11418965

>>11418937

>He has never burned water
Chemistlet

>> No.11419302

>>11418965
Metabolic burning=/=inorganic chemistry burning
Water isn't an organic compound therefore it can't be an energy supply for a living organism

>> No.11419323

>>11418440
all you have to do is zap your brain in the right spots and it'll feel like you just ate a hamburger.

>> No.11419330

>>11418440
They already figured out the dopamine button and meth, go at it

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>>11418592
>ergo

>> No.11419575

>>11419515
>>11419515
it's shorther than "therefore" and makes the sentence look prettier

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>>11418605

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>>11419575
it also makes you come off as a fedora wearin faggot

>> No.11420954

>>11419575
>shorter than therefore
Same amount syllables faggot, the correct alterative is thus

>> No.11421215

>>11420954
I'm writing not speaking

>> No.11421239

yea but it will give you cancer just like all the other food made in a lab

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>>11418440
It would probably come at a price.

>> No.11422688

>>11418440
Stimulate the nerves of the mouth and throat to simulate the burger in your mouth, use magnetic fields on the brain to simulate the experience of the burger.

>> No.11422705

>>11418440
Why would you a 0 calorie hamburger? Part of what makes a burger so good is how filling it is.