/cryo/

[Anonymous No.11412578]

Why have you not signed up for cryotronics yet /sci/? If you fund it from a life insurance policy its only $10 a month.

[Anonymous No.11412587]

>>11412578
*cyronics

[Anonymous No.11412663]

>>11412578
I'm typing this from inside the frozen tube. It's pretty chill.

[Anonymous No.11412681]

>>11412578
Because it's bullshit and you must have your body burned to ash after death to properly pass over.

[Anonymous No.11412713]

>>11412578
who says i haven't? I'm gonna love the robo-fascist overlords when I wake up

[Anonymous No.11412730]

>>11412713
Just the odds anon, less than 5k total people have signed up (all companies).

[Anonymous No.11412740]

>>11412578
maybe when I get older.

[Anonymous No.11412749]

>>11412578
even if you can prevent brain tissue from being destroyed with cryonic freezing it suffers from a pseudo transporter problem. that said i'll still do it as a last ditch effort.

[Anonymous No.11412771]

>>11412578
>how to live forever with cryonics
>step 1 give us money
>step 2 DIE
>...
>PROFIT

[Anonymous No.11412779]

>>11412771
If it helps any it's a non profit

[Anonymous No.11412786]

>>11412749
>it suffers from a pseudo transporter problem

So does going to bed. There’s no such thing as continuous identity.

[Anonymous No.11412789]

>>11412786
not the same. sleeping still has brain activity.

[Anonymous No.11412792]

>>11412779
>how to live forever with cryonics
>step 1 give us money
>step 2 DIE
>...
>BREAK EVEN

[Anonymous No.11412810]

>>11412771
>>11412792
where is the
>?????
step?

[Anonymous No.11413108]

>>11412578
i dont wanna live longer than i have to

[Anonymous No.11413113]

>>11412779
non profit doesn't mean they don't make money off it retard
look at the salaries they give out themselves for starters

[Anonymous No.11413114]

>>11413113
It does correlate with not profit seeking.

[Anonymous No.11413120]

>>11413114
because there are no for profit investors who have financial interest in shilling the company

[Anonymous No.11413121]

>>11413114
>>11413120

*but it doesn't change that if you purchase their service, they'll get more money, so the points listed stand.

[Anonymous No.11413125]

>>11413121
Yes please go off and do your DIY back yard cyronics that continues to operate after your death somehow.

[Anonymous No.11413135]

>>11413125
hey i have no issue with it, just pointed out that

>>11412771's points aren't wrong

i do think it's bs though, i'm a multi millionaire so it's not the 50k, literally wouldn't wish this shit on my enemies even if it worked. human beings simply aren't meant to live so long.

[Anonymous No.11413138]

>>11413135
>i'm a multi millionaire so it's not the 50k,
you and me and the next dude bro

[Anonymous No.11413141]

>>11413125
You can solve it. BAN COMPUTERS. Then all those fuckers will have nothing better to do than to fuck all day and night lol.

[Anonymous No.11413152]

>>11412578
Because it's retarded bullshit that turns your body into mush. Have you ever eaten unfrozen strawberries (or other fruit? Why shouldn't I expect the same happen to me?

[Anonymous No.11413181]

>>11412578
if you're under the age of 40 you're better off just waiting for anti ageing technology.

[Anonymous No.11413196]

>>11412578
One life of suffering was enough.

[Anonymous No.11414251]

If I had the cash, I'd try it out for shits and giggles.

[Anonymous No.11414261]

>>11412578
>signed up for cryotronics
You...realize we build this shit on the daily right? If your looking for some autists to power hour your shit, you should talk to /biz/ or /pol/

[Anonymous No.11415258]

>>11413152
>he does not know what anti-freeze is
They slowly pump your corpse full of shit that stops ice crystals. It's not a fucking veg in a freezer.