tfw undergrads talk to me

[Anonymous No.11406257]

me on left

[Anonymous No.11406262]

>>11406257
Guy on right looks like a schizo

[Anonymous No.11406520]

>>11406262
No, he looks like an autist forcing himself to make eye contact.

[Anonymous No.11406725]

>>11406520
this is what i do, apparently normies just stare at each other the entire conversation without averting their gaze
so i copy that behavior to seem normal

[Anonymous No.11406729]

>>11406725
completely autist pilled. Staring at someone for too long is generaly unpleasant for the other person.

[Anonymous No.11406736]

>>11406725
>>11406729
i don't think normal people stare at each other through a whole conversation. it's pretty normal to avert eye contact periodically. it's actually pretty fucking retarded to maintain eye contact through an entire interaction for everyone

[Anonymous No.11406743]

>>11406729
>>11406736
it makes them break eye contact at which point i've won as they revealed that they're weaker and less confident that me

[Anonymous No.11406762]

>>11406743
it's a false indication of weakness. it's polite to break eye contact unless faced with a faggot such as yourself that's wants to try to use that politeness as a misguided attempt at exerting dominance.

[Anonymous No.11406772]

>>11406762
>submission is polite
i will dominate the world

[Anonymous No.11406775]

>>11406772

[Anonymous No.11406784]

>>11406520
>>11406725
>>11406729
>>11406736
>>11406743
>>11406762
Listening to you retards overthinking eye contact because its completely unnatural to you fills me with a strange sense of peace in the fact that in my one shot at life, at least I wasn't born an autist.

[Anonymous No.11406786]

>>11406784
that's strange, because i'm watching you behave liek a mega-autist in 2 threads now

[Anonymous No.11406788]

>>11406786
Link it because it's probably not me.

[Anonymous No.11406793]

>>11406725
>>11406736
>>11406784
Listen buddy, also made the mistake of staring at people directly in the eyes all the time thinking that's what normies do but it isn't so simple.

My normie friend told me that It was intimidating if I do that and that one is supposed to blink from time to time and look briefly to some other place for a few seconds and then refocus your view on the eyes of the person who is talking. See? in that way you still engage with the other person in a civilized manner while not appearing overly aggresive.

Af first I had to count a couple of second before I was ready to blink but now after some practice with the nice lady in the grocery store I just do it naturally.

[Anonymous No.11407307]

>>11406725
>Barely made eye contact with people and smiled excessively because I was nervous.
>Felt like everyone saw me as weak, so I wanted to change.
>Started forcing myself to make eye contact and not smile.
>Now people think I'm a serial killer.
Fuck. How do normies do this? CS major btw

[Anonymous No.11407396]

>>11406772
Do you break other people's hands when shaking them to show dominance as well?

[Anonymous No.11407408]

>>11406793
Oh my sides

[Anonymous No.11407420]

>>11407307
lol awesome. you're halfway there. gotta smash both of those strategies together now. it's a balancing act. dont fucking quit

[Anonymous No.11407452]

>>11406793
>talking with the nice lady in the grocery store for more than just a few seconds
you were already a communication expert in the first place

[Anonymous No.11407473]

>>11407307
Double down on serial killer dominance.

[Anonymous No.11407478]

>>11407473
serial killers prey on things that are weaker than them, it's pseudo-dominance

[Anonymous No.11407492]

>>11407307
fucking lolled

[Anonymous No.11407573]

>>11407307
>not smile
why?!?! the smiling wasn't the problem!

[Anonymous No.11409076]

bump

[Anonymous No.11409470]

okay, just gonna post more rare wittens now

[Anonymous No.11409472]

[Anonymous No.11409474]

i claim 1/0 rareness factor on these wittens

[Anonymous No.11409574]

>>11409474
It must feel weird to know that you have never and likely will never meet somebody that exceeds you

[Anonymous No.11409585]

>>11409574
i met nima arkani-hamed once and i acknowledge he is above me. does that count?