I solved sea level rise

[Anonymous No.11326754]

Find the flaw.

[Anonymous No.11326760]

>>11326754
terrorists will bomb the pipelines in the middle east
mexicans will cut the pipes and steal the water in north america

[Anonymous No.11326761]

>>11326754
if you melted that much water it would become clouds then would block the sun and cause it to become cold/snowy. you would need a new energy source to evaporate the water after a while, and the energy to heat that much water is unfeasible, especially in the snow

[Anonymous No.11326762]

zebra mussels clog the pumps
oh and the big one, the evaporated water rains back onto the ocean and fills it back up
it's almost like you work for a company that sells pipes, pumps and reservoirs

[Anonymous No.11326766]

>>11326761
Once it becomes cold, the problem is solved.

[Anonymous No.11326771]

>>11326762
scouring drones patrol pipes 24/7 removing detritus

[Anonymous No.11326772]

>>11326754
It will rain down again. Some will be captured in lakes. But most will find its way back into the ocean pretty quickly.

[Anonymous No.11326776]

>>11326760
the water has no economical value to speak of, it's dirty, and salty

[Anonymous No.11326803]

>>11326754
too much sea water, like a fly trying to stop a train

[Anonymous No.11326805]

>>11326771
oh you sell drones too do you?

[Anonymous No.11326809]

>>11326754
This may be hard for you to grasp but the ocean is pretty big.

[Anonymous No.11326810]

you can just put some plutonium in the ocean end of the tube and the water will evaporate and pump itself through the tubes for you, you won't even need to pump it yourself bro

[Anonymous No.11326812]

>>11326805
don't worry, failed drones will just be collected in the tank, they are small and use swarm mechanics

[Anonymous No.11326816]

>>11326809
the concept illustration is not to be taken as the scaled project that would be required, it's mega scale naturally in reality

[Anonymous No.11326820]

>>11326810
okay now we're deep-state levels of equipment contracting and you'd have Kolechians trying to assassinate you so they could sell their plutonium instead

[Anonymous No.11326822]

>>11326816
This may be hard for you to grasp but the ocean is a third of the surface of the earth.

[Anonymous No.11326823]

>>11326816
every shore in the world would be nothing but pipes and it still wouldn't make a dent

[Anonymous No.11326824]

>>11326822
nah

[Anonymous No.11326825]

>>11326822
and yet we seem to be told man is affecting its temperature, so why can't man also drain the excess water?

[Anonymous No.11326826]

>>11326825
farting co2 is sooo much easier
gas vs liquid

[Anonymous No.11326828]

>>11326825
It's relatively easy to make something hotter but the only way to remove water from the ocean is to freeze it because evaporation just turns into rain.

[Anonymous No.11326830]

>>11326828
how about we coat the deserts in ruggedly fabricated white paneling to reflect light and heat back towards space?

[Anonymous No.11326831]

sea level doesn't rise and hasn't risen though

[Anonymous No.11326837]

>>11326830
Albedo is definitely one of the factors that affect temperature. It would probably work quite well in certain areas but I don't know enough about the math to know how much area you need to cover to stop and reverse warming.

[Anonymous No.11326840]

>>11326772

so what. it will just get picked up by the pipes again faggot.

learn to iterate.

[Anonymous No.11326848]

>>11326840
Might as well just make a fountain. That's the end result of your thought experiment just puts a bit of water in the air for a short time.

[Anonymous No.11326864]

>>11326848
...that's actually a pretty good idea. Fuck the pipes, lets just build a giant fountain in the middle of the ocean. Better yet, build one on top of a melting glacier, so as it melts the water goes back into the atmosphere instead of into the rest of the ocean

[Anonymous No.11326867]

>>11326754
water evaporates and precipitates back into the sea.
the amount of water in the ecosystem stays the same unless you seal the cisterns

[Anonymous No.11326869]

>>11326864
The temperatures around glaciers are too cold for evaporation you would likely just make a more efficient way to melt glaciers.

[Anonymous No.11326874]

>>11326869
>The temperatures around glaciers are too cold for evaporation

then why are water levels rising?

[Anonymous No.11326887]

>>11326754
The actually planned something conceptually similar.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_Water_and_Power_Alliance
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_river_reversal

[Anonymous No.11326922]

>>11326831
https://youtu.be/vqmCu854rHc?t=2m13s

[Anonymous No.11326936]

>>11326864
a more refined version of that
https://youtu.be/Mc_4Z1oiXhY?t=54m35s
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marine_cloud_brightening

[Anonymous No.11326940]

>>11326820
just make the inner lining of the intake section of the tube out of cheap nigerian yellowcake, the water will evaporate as it enters the tube and the pressure of the ocean will force the vapor out the other end of the tube. you won't even need to deal with the salt waste that way.

[Anonymous No.11326941]

>>11326754
The dutch came up with solutions to defeat the sea centuries ago and successfully implemented them, it's relatively simple to emulate.

[Anonymous No.11326954]

>>11326776
>sea water has no economic value
Anon, I....

[Anonymous No.11326956]

>>11326754
fun fact, building more of these actually slows down sea level rise

[Anonymous No.11326957]

Use the leftover ocean water to put out Australian fires.
EZ game.

[Anonymous No.11326959]

>>11326887
>>11326754
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qattara_Depression_Project

There's a big area in the Egyptian desert that is lower than the sea level. People have been planning to let the sea pour down into it.

[Anonymous No.11326960]

Why not extract the water and purify it in a massive chamber the size of a state

[Anonymous No.11326969]

>>11326957
kill everything with salt
good thinking retard

[Anonymous No.11326974]

>>11326969
Kill all dangerous animals too.
I am a genius.

[Anonymous No.11326981]

>>11326974
>dangerous animals
people, when crops are gone

[Anonymous No.11326983]

>>11326981
>Abos gone
>roos gone
>fires gone
You just keep proving me right.

[Anonymous No.11326986]

>>11326754
it rains

[Anomynous No.11326990]

>>11326922
timestamps don't work on 4chan

everything except the text string next to the embed treats it like the base URL

[Anonymous No.11327000]

An average of 35% of the earth's surface is ocean that has the sun beating down on it at any given time, causing evaporation on a massive scale, orders of magnitude more than whatever this could acheive. Where do you think this water goes, OP?

[Anonymous No.11327026]

>>11326990
so? go to 2m13s manually
or paint the url, right-click it to open in tew tab

[Anonymous No.11327029]

>>11326990
so? go to 2m13s manually
or paint the url, right-click it to open in new tab

[Anonymous No.11327031]

>>11326983
alt-right dungeon fapper, sure

[Anonymous No.11327033]

>>11326986
Base coder confirmed

[Anonymous No.11327100]

>>11326830
if you want to do something like that then how much would it improve climate change to get rid of the n-words? or at least just paint them white

[Anonymous No.11327140]

Why don't we just pump our extra water to the Moon?

[Anonymous No.11327147]

>>11326812
So you offer drone recycling services now huh

[Anonymous No.11327273]

>>11326874
>evaporation is melting
You're so fucking dumb.

[Anonymous No.11327300]

>>11326762
okay what if we filter and drink all the water instead?

[Anonymous No.11327337]

>>11327300
This was already being implemented, and NATO spooks killed it
RIP Gaddafi

[Anonymous No.11327515]

>>11326762
>clog the pumps
There are pumps which are basically uncloggable, and you'd be sieving the input anyway.
>evaporated water rains back onto the ocean and fills it back up
Yeah he's dead wrong. We really need to pump the water into the Antarctic.
>it's almost like you work for a company that sells pipes, pumps and reservoirs
Yeah he's definitely untrustworthy. Hey by the way we'll need something to power the pumps in the Antarctic. I happen to know a great company which can supply micro reactors suitable for the conditions.

[Anonymous No.11327551]

>>11326956
Actually they make it worse since they keep the sediments from flowing down to estuaries where most coastal cities lie.

[Anonymous No.11327563]

>>11327337
based and anti-NATOpilled

[Anonymous No.11327580]

>>11326754
I mean, you're not wrong. The logistics are insane and most likely impossible but you're not wrong.

[Anonymous No.11327590]

>>11327580
Are you aware of what man kind can do when pushed up against the wall..? Go research the logistics of the world wars. It's absolutely insane. The problem isn't the logistics, it's the economics

[Anonymous No.11327596]

>>11327590
>it's the economics
And the economics suggests we will do something more practical with our time. Like
>develop cleaner power
>reduce birthrate
>keep the carbon cycle in check

[Anonymous No.11327611]

>>11327596
>And the economics suggests we will do something more practical with our time
No it doesn't. https://www.statista.com/chart/13001/the-worlds-most-traded-goods/

[Anonymous No.11327676]

>>11327551
Why are human so bad at emulating the wisdom of nature? Other animals don't seem to have this problem when they make plans. I thought we were the best.

[Anonymous No.11327941]

>>11326922
>__I__ discovered that when you rotate a regular polarized lens, you can block out LCD and LED screens.

yeah, sure he discovered it..

[Anonymous No.11327973]

>>11326941
>NOOOOO CLIMATE CHANGE IS GOING BEEEG

[Anonymous No.11328237]

>>11326754
Impossible to move and evaporate the required mass of water. You would need to turn about a third to half of the worlds land mass into evaporation facilities for no net gain other than torrential downpours and the climate going pants on head retarded.

[Anonymous No.11328530]

>>11326830
why don't we already embed white pigments into asphalt and concrete?

[Anonymous No.11328614]

>>11326754
it doesn't cost hard working taxpayers trillions of dollars and doesn't promote diversity
0/10 you are actually harmful. if climate change got eradicated how are we going to force our social policies on people??

[Anonymous No.11328654]

what if we increased the atomic weight of much of the carbon dioxide in the atmosphere so that it settled back on the surface?

[Anonymous No.11330119]

what if we nuke the ocean

[Anonymous No.11330256]

>>11326922
I thought this was a very passive aggressive insult saying you need glasses to block his retardation

[Anonymous No.11330260]

>>11327973
Why are you anti-science on sci

[Anonymous No.11330261]

>>11326754
Is it possible to expend energy for a total decrease in temperature on Earth?
No launching warm shit into space.
No using external forces.

[Champ No.11330265]

>>11326760
Literally this. Such an underrated post. Yikes Sweetie this is an underrated post.

[Anonymous No.11330275]

>>11330261
Yeah with endothermic reactions it's theoretically possible

[Anonymous No.11330287]

what if everyone in the world leaves the door to their freezer open the freezer will cool the air and make the earth cold again and presto global worming solved

[Anonymous No.11330503]

>>11330119
We did this several times. It was rad as fuck.

[Anonymous No.11330515]

>>11326823
this
/thread

[Anonymous No.11331304]

>>11330261
>Is it possible to expend energy for a total decrease in temperature on Earth?
Sure. Just extract energy from wind or ocean temperature differences.

[Anonymous No.11331392]

>>11330261
Yes, but without launching "warm shit" into space you won't get far.

>>11331304
Close. You then need to eject the concentrated, higher quality/qualia energy into space. You can do this by emitting directional EM into the sky at a frequency that isn't seriously attenuated by the atmosphere.

[Anonymous No.11331946]

>>11326754
Highly based, but why not build giant solar stills all along the coast, and use the fresh water for irrigation?
Like this, but bigger.
My logic is irrefutable.

[Anonymous No.11332668]

>>11326822
>ocean is a third of the surface of the earth
wtf
more like 70%

[Anonymous No.11332704]

>>11326754
Pointless letting water evaporate, and therefore pumping in all the way to the desert. Instead of pumping just build electrolysis plants on the coasts, split water into hydrogen and oxygen, then use the hydrogen as additional power source to run the plants, the goal here is to reduce the amount of water so this should work well, also extra oxygen in the atmosphere would probably help with global warming by diluting co2 and other greenhouse gasses.

[Anonymous No.11332708]

>>11328654
What if we decreased the weight so it just escaped into space?

[Anonymous No.11332745]

>>11326754
Good, now patent it

[Anonymous No.11332822]

>>11326772
This could still work if you make the tank capacity the same volume as what you're trying to remove from the ocean.
It evaporates, rains back into the ocean, but more water has already been pumped back into the tanks than what is immediately going to rain

[Anonymous No.11332828]

>>11332822
Actually, at this point just dig holes and then channels to make lakes in dry and low elevation areas

[Anonymous No.11332831]

>>11326754
Too much energy required

[Anonymous No.11333604]

>>11326761
>Melted Water

[Anonymous No.11333807]

>>11332831
This requires 0 energy, the entire process leverages gravity and osmosis. Only maintenance and building the system is needed.

[Anonymous No.11334025]

>find the flaw
false pretenses

[Anonymous No.11334079]

>>11328237
Exactly - water is really heavy to move any distance without gravity. Apart from that it would need to be desalinated which would produce vast quantities of toxic minerals for disposal. The smart thing to do with the water would be to plant a forest. But yeah, generally this is a retarded idea that would require gargantuan amounts of energy to power for minimal reward in co2 terms.

[Anonymous No.11334960]

>>11326754
Found it.

[Anonymous No.11334972]

>>11332831
jesus fuck incredibly low iq
no need to be ashamed though, everyone doubting op is just as low iq and can't see
>>11333807

[Anonymous No.11334998]

>>11326776
lmao

[Anonymous No.11335002]

>>11326776
so are mexicans but that doesn't stop them from prostituting their women. think harder next time

[Anonymous No.11335015]

>>11326761
pour it into a volcano

[Anonymous No.11335047]

>>11326754
Syphon. No need to pump.

[Anonymous No.11335110]

>>11335047
>Syphon water from the world's oceans to the few below sea level areas
Sure.
>Syphon it to below sea level volcanoes and it'll evaporate, like OP's idea
Yeah, it evaporates and returns to the oceans as rainwater. Great ideas.

[Anonymous No.11335125]

>>11326754
Here's a real solution. Start off a space elevator / orbital ring project with towers that reach the level where the atmosphere is sub-zero. Then pump water up the towers and continue the structures as ice.

[Anonymous No.11335169]

>>11335047
you need a big initial pump. then you can move it and reuse it for another pipe.

[Anonymous No.11335496]

>the water would just go back in the ocean lol
>never mind billions of square miles of land which experience precipitation

[Anonymous No.11335539]

>>11326754
People can put radio active things in the water, to purposely fuck up the rain for people. theres rain like that in chernobyl.

[Anonymous No.11335540]

>>11326825
There's no profit in it.

Sufficient men motivated by sufficient money could do it in decades.

I don't see a path to that.

[Anonymous No.11335896]

>>11326762
I don't think the point of the idea is about removing the water itself but removing the water soluble particles although this would probably damage the ecosystem of filter organisms and the chain that eats those