Help me get myu thories publeh i dids s books ( the blind anon)

[Anonymous No.11299372]

ALl I wnat to do is hae this taught to a third grade class. Teach them most of sconce and how throes work at a young age to get their iqs up.

First throe
Lighting is cased when ion particles bounce off one another through evaporation. When the salt in the water that is raining evporters it is either already in the sky turning into postive or negtive energy. ANd the partiles on teh ground are everpating boucing of other electors using them to go negetive or postive. When the two energy connect a lighting bolt is released. .


Second thoery
Blck hols ar cuase when a blue nova explodes making gas and all its graivty it had left into a cloud. THis cloud of griavtyu rapes space within itself and creates a vacum that plays tug of war agsint graivty, untill one day it loses

I just want you guys to learn how to expain this to a thrid grader how teories work and what it will do for htir brain if they can ever ra heri brain around how space works. Highly detialed and simpe tht what i wnat these kids to learn about theories. Nd one day one of these kids will figure it out forall of us. O we wil once we ense where they are going with it. Now this will improve htere iq if they start missing iwth it by up to ten points. .

[Anonymous No.11300975]

>>11299372

This is incredibly advanced shitposting.

[Anonymous No.11300976]

>>11300975
>spacing before you even typed a single word
You have to go back.

[Anonymous No.11300978]

>>11299372
Unironically the best thread on this board right now.

[Anonymous No.11300987]

>>11299372
>rapes space within itself
what did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.11301106]

ok

[Anonymous No.11301124]

>>11299372
>and what it will do for htir brain
Uh oh.

[Anonymous No.11301378]

This is actually less retarded than the racebait thread full of people calling science gay.