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Theoretically? If I put I put a high voltage wire in my brain, I would become smarter, yes?

>> No.11295058
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11295058

what the fuck?

>> No.11295060

>>11295049
No. Refer to Ewen Cameron and look up electroporation.

Also, clamped.

>> No.11295079

>>11295049
Yes. Put high voltage wire in your brain. After all whats the worst that can happen?

>> No.11295083

this is in some form legit and people do it; though i forget what it is called so I can't really help out except for if you search for something like putting a battery in/near your brain you hope for improved ability you will find what i mean.

>> No.11295088

>>11295083
Deep brain stimulation, and it's not high voltage.
ECT however is barbaric and only treats people by giving them brain damage.

>> No.11295091

>>11295083
Also you'd be better off using electromagnetic fields. Or just the north pole of a strong magnet. South pole makes dumb, north pole makes smart.

>> No.11295183

>>11295058
quit putting your unrelated annoying fucking gifs you fucking mong

>> No.11295212

>>11295183
those gifs keeps this place from going to hell. based gifposter is fighting the good fight and also posting based gifs.

>> No.11295215

>>11295060
Whats clamped? Haven't been here for awhile

>> No.11295228
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>>11295215

>> No.11295232

>>11295228
I see thx

>> No.11295247

>>11295228

Some sauces on this. I'm not doubting it, but I'd like to see a more detailed explanation on this.

>> No.11295263

>>11295247
I used to have a number of wall of citations about the effects of "early cord clamping", ie, clamping the cord before the completion of placental transfusion.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/?term=early+umbilical+clamping
I just picked a few that were familiar.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/31203386
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/30473033

Note, all the talk about neonatal jaundice is irrelevant. The rates were never high (5% vs 2% in a 10k sample size), they're easily treated with phototherapy, and it's known that the type of vitamin k they used to use caused jaundice, the hepatitis b vaccine can cause jaundice, pitocin can cause distress and jaundice. These confounders are never mentioned or controlled for.

>> No.11295266

>>11295263
Also
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/31529790

>> No.11295281

>>11295049
Is that real?
How the fuck was he even born on the first place? jesus christ

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>> No.11295715

>>11295215
A retarded forced meme by poltards

>> No.11295719

>>11295715
>t. clamped

>> No.11295826

>>11295215
*snib snib*

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>>11295715
clamped and circumcised for maximum mental stunting

>> No.11295843

>>11295831
Anyone who can do that and not ever have it come to mind "what in the fuck am I doing?" belongs on the end of a rope. I'm not religious but the Bible states that the first in line for the lake of fire are the cowards, the ordering is quite apt. You either have sadism or a mix of self-delusion and cowardice here.

>> No.11295849

>>11295843
t. stunted medulla

>> No.11295852

>>11295849
?

>> No.11295887

>>11295652
freeeeeeeeemaaaaaaaan

>> No.11295898

>>11295281
no idea, but c-section is a thing

>> No.11295951

>>11295719
>>11295831
Oh right, I forgot you're so much of a mommy's boy, you haven't even cut your umbilical cord.

>> No.11296178

>>11295951
>he doesn’t love his mother

Wow so you’re clamped and you have mommy issues

>> No.11296185

>>11295951
I bet this anon would see his wife breastfeeding their child and get jealous haha clamped LMAO

Sad!

>> No.11296204

Definitly, don't forget if you don't put the current at more that 100 ma at at least 80hz you have no chance of becoming smarter.

>> No.11296492

>>11295058
>>11295183
I like the gifs, keep posting them anon

>> No.11296495

>>11295049
What do you think his IQ is?