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11294827 No.11294827 [Reply] [Original]

Look guys we can all agree zoos suck and are unnatural for wild life. So why not put unnatural creatures in these unnatural places. People would be more interested, hippies will be happy about the animals going home. It's a win win for everyone

>> No.11294831
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what the fuck

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>>11294831
Think about the endless possibilities and the money to be made. We could find the cure for cancer!

>> No.11294866

>>11294827
We should exhibit animals that are xtinct.

>> No.11294959

>>11294866
That's lame and boring. Not to mention it be harder to find their DNA.

>> No.11295004

The fact he did that on someone's car roof makes me want to mercilessly bludgeon him with a sledgehammer

>> No.11295026

>>11295004
Would you mercilessly bludgeon a squirrel for exhibiting that same behaviour on your car roof? Firstly he knows not what he does, and secondly your expectations are set high. I understand your sentiment is exaggerated and I mostly wanted to pool my thoughts alongside yours for the sake of advocacy

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>>11295026

>> No.11295036

deathists and midwit moralists would rather see everything die than see a red monkey or a monkey that has been modified to not have aids.
i just fucking hate midwits so goddamn much i'd rather teach isolated amazonian/papuan tribes calculus than try to explain to a midwit why diet cola is bad. you know why? because the amazonian tribe tries its hardest to acquire knowledge and benefit from it meanwhile the midwit wants to show me how big is his knowledge cock and how wide is the girth of his uniqueness and creativity by spouting nonsensical schizophrenic bullshit or just retarded contrarian pure skepticism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzNeg9D-EZ4

>> No.11295054

>>11295026
He knows exactly what he does. He feels he is above showing respect for people's property, which is the primary source of my admittedly exaggerated rage.

>> No.11295082

>>11295054
it's obviously a jab at degenerates you retarded autist.

>> No.11295097

>>11295026
If a squirrel that big was on my car I'd probably go for the .30-06. Do you think that degenerate waste of resources deserves the same then?
t. actually a scalefag myself

>> No.11295104

>>11295026
>Would you mercilessly bludgeon a squirrel
i don't even need to read the rest of the question my answer is automatically yes

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>>11295082
It wasn’t a jab I’m not on that many layers bro. I’m a dense fucking rock.
>>11295097
Featherless bipeds deserve better, hell though what do I know about life and shit

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>>11295107
>Featherless bipeds deserve better
Fucking mammal supremacists. Corvid apex species by 20200.

>> No.11295159

>>11294827
think of it as the pet goes to the zoo as a day job and doesn't have to live in constant fear of hunters. with a lot of critters it actually happens like that now and it's not the days of using a animal like it a piece of machinery.

>> No.11295160

>>11295036
Agreed. Moral libtards ruin everything.

>> No.11295163

>>11295104
Based

>> No.11295164

>>11294827
lets just hire hippies to the zoo instead. we can be sure the animals will be treated well and if sex happens it will be due the hippy having mindreading psychic sex powers given to him by lsd. this sex would be consensual.

>> No.11295167

>>11295133
that bird is smarter then most prostitutes so I guess that means its good enough to have sex with.

>> No.11295175

>>11294827
>Imagine being a normal boomer suburban dad that gave everything to your children
>Housing, food, superior education, everything
>You go into the current social media platform and search for your son
>You find this shit

What would you do?

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>>11295175
I'd start blasting

>> No.11295189

>>11295175
marry a alternate race woman. lul.

>> No.11295204

>>11295167
Correct. Shocking to see someone this based and logicpilled these days. Even on 4chan.

>>11295175
Realize I fucked up hard and there's no going back for him. Remove kid from will, spend his money on anything that isn't a failure.

>> No.11295205

>>11295189

what's a race woman? a racecar driver? that would be interesting but the odds are incredibly low.

>> No.11295213

>>11295205
YES ID FUCK THAT BITCH IN A NASCA AND ON THE HOOD.

>> No.11295217

>>11295205
interracial on a racecar.

>> No.11295218

>>11295205
He said alternate race, so a chick who races RC planes or something. Sounds pretty comfy, and I'm sure they exist.

>> No.11295223

>>11295218

perhaps but those hobbies aren't usually described as "alternative racing".

>> No.11295230

>>11295223
think outside of the box and racial stereo types. and when 4chan shuns you for it ignore it.

>> No.11295234 [DELETED] 

>>11295230

i was just poking a bit of fun at his english.

>> No.11296582

>>11294827
Zoos are fine dumbass