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Pandas are the final proof evolutionary pressure is not how things exist.
These things are too stupid and clumsy to have evolved and survived,
Evolution irrevocably btfo

>> No.11269027

>>11268969
Pandas live and reproduce just fine in the wild when their habitats aren't destroyed by industrialists. Stop consuming human propaganda.

>> No.11269043

>>11269027
/thread

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>>11269027
"Industrialists" and similar are the only thing standing between pandas and getting made into boner potions by the villagers

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they reached a local maximum and now conditions are sub-optimal for them.

>> No.11269202

>>11268969
>t. smoothbranflakes

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>>11269027
>Pandas live and reproduce just fine in the wild
THATS MY FUCKING POINT RETARD, JUST TRY TO THINK ONCE AND AWHILE INSTEAD OF BEING REACTIONARY.
Have you been in nature? Nature is fucking butrual, things die, get mamed, bitten, infected, attacked, 24/7. You have no idea what real nature with zero tools or clothes is like,
There is no way something so dumb could survive and have evolved.
Our current model of evolution is wrong.

>> No.11270210

>>11270199
So how did they survive until now?

>> No.11270214

>>11268969
>Pandas are the final proof evolutionary pressure is not how things exist.
>These things are too stupid and clumsy to have evolved and survived,

Prove it.

>> No.11270218

>>11270199
>There is no way something so dumb could survive and have evolved.

Prove it.

>> No.11270219

>>11270199
>Non-intelligent life forms can't evolve
Bold claim.

>> No.11270221

>>11270199
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kakapo

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>> No.11270260

>>11270221
KAKAPO ARE JUST OBESE PARROTS BROUGHT UP IN A NON-NATIVE ENVIRONMENT TO LEND CREDULITY TO OTHER BIZARRE CLAIMS
THE BIGGER THE LIE THE EASIER PEOPLE FALL FOR IT

>> No.11270271

>>11270260
Yeah they were brought up over 700 years ago cause abbos were hunting them up that point in the past. What other shit are you going to pull?

>> No.11270297

>>11270260
>Assertions of conspiracy
>No evidence

>> No.11270326

>>11270199
>Pandas
>large
>strong
>no predators when fully grown and healthy
>their principle (99%) food supply is a grass that grows ridiculously fast and is so abundant it is near unlimited

Pandas are ideally suited to what they do. They are functionally a hyper specialized version of a goat.

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>>11270271
>>11270297
FAT
PARROTS