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Was semen retention isaac newton's secret to being a genius?

>> No.11253512
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11253512

Yes.

>> No.11253515
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>>11253509
>imply he wasn't busting all kinds of nuts in Fatio's tight hole

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>>11253509
This, but also mostly it was genetics and money.
He wrote more on Christianity than on science anyway.

>> No.11253520

No it was probably compensatory neural re-structuring after being born premature.

>> No.11253549

no
>>11253515
based
>>11253517
and yet his writings on mysticism and spirituality are of no value compared to fucking inventing classic mechanics

>> No.11253552

>>11253509
Reminder that this anon is posting semen retention threads on every board as part of a psyop to meme you into being a pen angry youth and increase the number of school shootings so they can grab our guns.

>> No.11253640

>>11253509
There is no such thing as seminal retention, you fucking imbecile. Even if you don't have sex or jerk off, you'll eventually have erotic dreams followed by nocturnal emission. I'm not advocating for cumbrainry, but seminal retention making you smarter is a retarded meme

>> No.11253649

>>11253549
>and yet his writings on mysticism and spirituality are of no value compared to fucking inventing classic mechanics
Well, if he'd published them, then his rejection of Trinitarianism might've provoked some rather interesting reactions. Not on the same scale, of course, but perhaps significant.

>> No.11253731

>>11253509
>>11253552
>>11253640
> Be 130 IQ brainlet
> Start practicing semen retention.
> Don't get smarter, but enough energy to keep up with the 135 IQ folks.
> Need to reach higher
> Hear from /g/ that programming socks boost your programming abilities, now up there with the 140 IQ folks
> Being held back by occasional coom lapses
> Getting a cock cage, creates perfect discipline, equivalent to 145 IQ.
> Need just a bit more to get that professorship
> Start absorbing other mens' semen
> Tenured position starting next spring

>> No.11253754

>>11253731
Is absorption through the stomach or ass more efficient?

>> No.11253800

>>11253552
every school shooter ever was a porn addicted wanker

>> No.11253803

>>11253800
[citation needed]

>> No.11253815

>>11253754
The surest way is to give blowjobs to the people on the faculty search committee

>> No.11253833

>>11253803
post at least one school shooter who did nofap

>> No.11253847

>>11253833
>haha cant prove me wrong gues im right haha

>> No.11253909

>>11253847
Look anon this is obvious
Masturbation = no self control
No self control = stupidity
Stupidity = violence

All criminals are wankers

>> No.11253932

>>11253909
before you talk about how not masturbating means you have great self control, post T levels

because it's trivial for a man in the range of 200-400ng/dl to abstain, not so much for a guy 800 and up

>> No.11253972

>>11253932
A guy with high t would fuck a woman not his own hand

>> No.11253982

>>11253512
You posted this before. Da Vinci was a well known fruit even in his time. Also Newton was retarded by the end of his life. Quit trying to find solace in mythologizing sexual failure, you are nothing like these men and your lack of success on the sexual market does not make you any closer to them.

>> No.11254611

>>11253731
kek

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>>11253972
>using other people to masturbate

>> No.11255539

>>11253509
the world would be crawling with geniuses, genius

>> No.11255785

>>11253549
You are both a faggot and a fedora, what a surprise.

>> No.11256455

>>11253982
>Leonardo being accused of being a faggot in court means he was a faggot

>> No.11256530

>>11253972
What if he's not a rapist and every woman he asks for sex turns him down?

>> No.11256539

>>11253982
What did Newton do at the end of his life that indicated he became a retard?