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Is there a way to “un-vaccinate” me or remove the (((vaccines))) from me?

When I was a baby my parents ((?vaccinated))) me and I have autism ever since. I’m pissed off at them for it. Is there a way I can remove the (((vaccines))), and in turn, remove the autism?

>> No.11250357

2 ccs of buckshot, administered explosively to the roof of the mouth

>> No.11250362

>>11250357
You know I was actually considering that, but unfortunately I can’t get access to that

>> No.11250365
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>> No.11250373

>>11250365
Nigger

>> No.11250676

>>11250362
> can't get access to a shotgun
Britbong detected

>> No.11250677
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11250677

>>11250352

>> No.11251103

>>11250676
I’m actually an AMERICUNT

>> No.11251107

Just take an empty syringe with the plunger down, stick it into your arm and pull the plunger up, brainlet

>> No.11251111

>>11251103
even worse

>> No.11251871

Let me ask a nonloaded question. Is there any way to boost your immune system on the long term? Does getting exposed to non life-threatening diseases improve it? (inb4 black plague in europe)

>> No.11251961

>>11250352
>When I was a baby my parents ((?vaccinated))) me and I have autism ever since.
Troll threads belong in >>>/b/

>> No.11251996

There actually does exist an organic method of autodisvaccination that does not involve self-mutilation, clinically known as the Ouroboros Procedure.

What you have to do is perform autofellatio to eject a portion of the autistic venom and simultaneously reingest it in order to create a feedback loop that essentially functions as a personalized antidote that cancels any existing afflictions of neurodevelopmental debilitation being caused by the vaccine in your body.

>> No.11251999

Autism causes vaccines

>> No.11252020

>>11250352
just order a helium exit bag; it’s called an exit bag bc it will remove all the vaccines (dead viruses) in ur system thus creating a vaccine exit
follow instructions quickly, and painlessly ur autism will also be removed

>> No.11252085

>>11251961
I’m not trolling faggot

>> No.11252108

>>11250352
>>>/pol/

>> No.11253081

>>11250677
Nigger

>> No.11253091

>>11250676
I'm a Britbong yet I have 4 shotguns? explain that.

>> No.11253097

>>11251871
Exposure to a decent level of backgroud dirt and grime will help your immune system form a sensible balance instead of living in a germless world and your immune system going nuclear the first time it's exposed to a pathogen.

>> No.11253108

You can reverse every mental disorder, physical disease, and vaccine induced injury (excluding death, of course) with a natural diet void of anything processed. If it doesn't reproduce naturally, don't consume it. Naturally raised meat sources but do not cook them above a temperature of 212°F or you risk making it carcinogenic.

Your guttural health is directly linked to your brain so you are literally what you eat. Change your diet, change your mind. That simple.