circumcision

[Anonymous No.11250300]

>circumcised males enjoy food more, a recently uncovered study shows

>The study, initially blocked and hidden by the World Health Organisation in 1992, was conducted by Dr. Herman Schultz. He concluded (that) circumcised men had sharper senses of both taste and smell, and expressed their gratitude for food more than uncircumcised males of the same ages and ethnic groups. Additionally, they were more likely to be able to name specific ingredients used in cooking, often stating the cooking method and time, with a margin of error of only a few minutes.

>The study was likely blocked by the WHO as many countries do not medically recommend circumcision at birth and did not wish to encourage what Schultz quoted as "a questionably useful medical procedure". Most countries do not see circumcision as a necessary practice.

>"Simply put, to be free of the foreskin is one less worry on the male mind, allowing it to focus on other things, of which enjoying food is merely one of many. It is no coincidence that many of the world's most accomplished men have undergone the procedure"

[Anonymous No.11250307]

[Anonymous No.11250309]

>>11250300
Circumcision also makes /pol/tards seethe

[Anonymous No.11250310]

>>11250307
not an argument, retrard.

[Anonymous No.11250313]

>>11250310
it is literally an argument as to why should should take dumbass """studies""" seriously. Anything that begins with "studies suggest" can be fucking disregarded.

[Anonymous No.11250330]

>>11250310
>circumcised males enjoy food more
>pic criticizes those that misinterpret studies and simplify them to gain more clicks
yes it's an argument.

[Anonymous No.11250331]

>>11250300

[Anonymous No.11250420]

Among the many things you can do with your dick, eating isn't one of them.

[Anonymous No.11250422]

>>11250300
>foreskin as the result of millions of years of selective advantages in evolution
>chop part of dick off for whacky religious reasons.
I’m going to keep mine.

[Anonymous No.11250566]

>>11250422
>I have it, therefore I need it
Dumbass argument

[Anonymous No.11250569]

>>11250566
He didn’t say he needed it.
You’re a liar, like so many who shill for bad ideas

[Anonymous No.11250572]

>>11250300
Circumcision is a human rights violation so it should be illegal. It’s that simple.

[Anonymous No.11250578]

>>11250566
Cogito ergo est

[Anonymous No.11250595]

You could extrapolate cut men have heightened senses due to infant trauma.
I remember reading some studies that cut men were more likely to be pain-adverse than uncut.
One good thing from the operation does not justify it, and Amerigolems will do anything to defend their semitic culture.

[Anonymous No.11250607]

>>11250595
>You could extrapolate cut men have heightened senses due to infant trauma
literally psuedoscience

[Anonymous No.11250609]

>>11250300
>>11250607
>circumcised males enjoy food more, a recently uncovered study shows

Literally pseudoscience.

[Anonymous No.11250746]

>>11250566
I think he just means that we wouldn't still have it if we needed to cut it off, so really the opposite of what you are saying

[Anonymous No.11250755]

>>11250300
Actually it makes me enjoy food less because my circumcision taught me not to focus on the trivial things in life like meaningless senses such as taste, or pleasure. In fact, I hate food. For meals, I sous vide all the ingredients for the week in a giant sous vide bag, then blend the daily meal in a blender, so I average total of 15 minutes per week of cooking, eating, and dishes. I eat the exact same thing every day. I don't want to be beholden to the pleasures and prejudices of my flesh-prison. After all, my time is limited.

[Anonymous No.11250771]

>>11250569
Yes he did say it. Learn how to read.
>>11250746
His argument was that evolution gave human foreskins and that they're somehow necessary because of it which is a stupid argument because the same could be said about the appendix, coccyx and wisdom teeth and it would be wrong.

[Anonymous No.11250789]

>>11250609
I dont know why you responded to me, I already admit the OP is bullshit.

[Anonymous No.11250840]

>>11250309
My lost foreskin will probably have more worth than you entirely.

[Anonymous No.11250857]

>>11250300
>Dr. Herman Schultz.

[Anonymous No.11250862]

>>11250857
Yes, a German name. What's your point?

[Anonymous No.11250864]

>>11250857
>all germans are jews
are amerimutts really this stupid?

[Anonymous No.11250921]

>>11250864
>>11250862

Are Germans really this naive and cucked?

[Anonymous No.11250933]

>>11250300
Oh of course, (((SCIENTIFIC))) STUDIES, it’s SCIENCE, bbc and cnbc say. We should trust another one of these very well thought statistics

[Anonymous No.11250938]

>>11250921
Take your meds.

[Anonymous No.11251443]

>>11250300
I'm glad there are benefits to circumcision as well.
This kind of explains why Americans do better than Europeans when it comes to science, money and development.
Americans are basically circumcised Europeans.
In addition to this the jews are the best americans and they're the group that have a huge chance of being circumcised.

[Anonymous No.11251449]

>>11250840
>someone actually made this image
Well, social media conclusively lowers IQ

[Anonymous No.11251462]

I was circumcised late so I remember it.
Not as an infant. What effects did that have on my brain?
Do I get advantages?

[Anonymous No.11251553]

>>11251449
Looks like it struck a nerve.

[Anonymous No.11251760]

>>11250300
Have to enjoy somthing since your dick is sensless

[Anonymous No.11252113]

>>11251462
>Not as an infant. What effects did that have on my brain?
None
>Do I get advantages?
Better hygiene

[Anonymous No.11252116]

>circumcision
who cares lol

[Anonymous No.11252120]

>>11250300

I wonder who is behind this study

[Anonymous No.11252121]

I wonder who is behind this study

[Anonymous No.11252122]

>>11252120
A German scientist, it literally says it right there.

[Anonymous No.11252124]

>>11250300
>circumcision and mass immigration so you can best taste exotic ethnic food

[Anonymous No.11252125]

Give me my foreskin back you Jew cunt

[Anonymous No.11252293]

>>11250300
This boils down to
>Americans enjoy food
which surprises exactly nobody, since first world countries don't mutilate their children and aren't as fat.

[Anonymous No.11252297]

>>11250771
>he did say it
You're delusional.

[Anonymous No.11252437]

>>11252297
>>foreskin as the result of millions of years of selective advantages in evolution

[Justin Ramsey No.11252442]

I hate bad Nassau cops
Post their names on the Internet please

[Justin Ramsey No.11252444]

My request of helping you resolve crime on Earth? Kill those cops family members SOON after I’m gone.
Some have already died.

[Anonymous No.11252472]

>>11252437
>it's there because of evolutional advantages
vs
>I need it

You could well survive without your pinky finger or appendix, yet, evolution gave them to you.

[Anonymous No.11252490]

>>11252472
Are you too autistic to read between the lines?
If someone said that evolution gave them a trait it's implied that it is also needed or serves a purpose.

[Anonymous No.11252540]

If you can't enjoy orgasms as much, I guess you have to enjoy food more. Compensation.

[Anonymous No.11252556]

>>11252490
I'm not the dumb one autistically defending my idiotic mistake here instead of just accepting defeat.
Serving a purpose != necessary for survival. See for other examples sexual signals in arbitrary animals. Evolution also sometimes creates traits that don't serve a purpose at all. How's your coccyx feeling today?

[Anonymous No.11252567]

>>11252556
I made no mistake tho.
Once again, the point was that just because it exists it doesn't have to have a purpose, just like the appendix or wisdom teeth.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/vestigial

[Anonymous No.11252577]

>>11252113
>Smegma smeared pants
>Better hygiene

[Anonymous No.11252583]

>>11250307
This can be fixed by going back to feudalism, establishing a direct line from a patronage based research cabal to the hands of state.

[Anonymous No.11252616]

>>11252567
You're switching statements now. You accused him of having said something that meant
>I have it, therefore I need it
which he simply hasn't. Don't act foolish now by diverting attention. That was the point.

[Anonymous No.11253690]

There's absolutely nothing wrong with male circumcision, study says it looks better, it's cleaner and it reduces chances of stds. People who advocate against it are tinfoiled poltard and probably anti vaxers too.

[Anonymous No.11253693]

>>11250300
Uncircumcised men enjoy sex more, so it's literally just circumcised people coping for their shittier sex lifes. Small wonder Americans are so fat.

[Anonymous No.11253703]

>>11253693
(And puritan.)

[Anonymous No.11253723]

Circumcision is a barbaric mutilation and should carry a prison sentence for both the parents and the doctor for violating bodily autonomy and the hippocratic oath. If you want to chop your dick up later in life because you are one in 999999999 who have phimosis so bad it's incurable even with stretching then fine, it's a legitimate medical option, but that is literally the only exception.

Thank you parents for not mutilating me.

[Anonymous No.11253768]

>>11253723
This.

[Anonymous No.11253784]

>>11250310
cry for me, you mutilated subhuman

[Anonymous No.11254023]

>>11253693
Theres more to life than sex which this study claims.
If the dick sensitivity is over 9000 with the foreskin on, then its clear it would take up large parts of the brain

[Anonymous No.11254032]

>>11250300
>circumcised
>big nose
>won't shut up about food
yep, that describes Jews

>come on goyim cut your dick off you'll enjoy food more and become a fat cunt like all the circumcised goyim of America
th-thanks

[Anonymous No.11254089]

>>11250300
This doesn't surprise me.
Jews seem to have a thing for CONSUUUUUUUMERISM

I'm basing this entire theory on the existence of the prevalence of names like Goldstein, Silverberg, Shekelfiend, Perlman... etc etc.

[Anonymous No.11254092]

>>11250300
They have to enjoy food more because they enjoy sex less

[Anonymous No.11254096]

>>11250862
Germany was conquered by the jews during the war.

[Anonymous No.11254112]

(((Schultz)))

[Anonymous No.11255075]

>>11254032
Not an argument

[Anonymous No.11255077]

>>11254112
why do americans think all german names are jewish

[Anonymous No.11255094]

>>11255077
Siemens, Blaupunkt, Mercedes, Merkel?

[Anonymous No.11255356]

>>11255077
Because many Jews with German last names moved to the U.S..

[Anonymous No.11255379]

>>11255077
Because they're retarded

[Anonymous No.11255688]

>>11255077
(((german))) names