Tooker vs Sol vs 4chan

[Solivagus/ECHS No.11224383]

I forgive you, Tooker-senpai, for trying to say you solved RZ before I did.

>PROTIP: Wikipedia actually solved it, when you view it on an eternal scale. Some humans just don't believe that information/truth/knowledge is right in front of them at all times. Weird shit, right tooky-wooky?

[Anonymous No.11224395]

>>11224383
Tooker absolutely blew most of the hypothesis out of the water. Tf you talking about, it's practically disproved.

[El Arcón No.11224403]

>>11224383
Nothing gives your enemies so much opportunity to undermine you as letting them go when you have an opportunity to kill them.

[Anonymous No.11224404]

>>11224383

[Solivagus/ECHS No.11224426]

>>11224403
That is an amazing lack of imagination you have there Tooker. Is death really for you the ultimate orgasm? Are you SURE you wouldn't want to try my whores of babylon?

>>11224395
Tooker rage-posted until he had a following. Much like every other religion. I'm totally cool with that, not the first I've seen rise OR fall. Woof woof.

>>11224404
Why would /pol/ hide itself? What sort of meta-hide-n-go-seek game is /pol/ trying to achieve? Is it some sort of hyper-stealth wank? Totally keen to understand, if your explanation extends beyond dropping memes and running away hoping that someone will come over to your place to play.

[Hoaxfag No.11224700]

>>11224426
>>11224403
I am the king schizo on this board suck dicks hacks

[Anonymous No.11224708]

I hate you so fucking much, schizovagus.

[Hoaxfag No.11224738]

>>11224700
Fuck you man, you are the one with the time to pretend to be me....
I am king schizo though.
*Rides wave after wave of exquisite euphoria*

[Solivagus/ECHS No.11224746]

>>11224700
Hi King! Thanks for being so awesome and letting us be but the smallest, oh so littlest thing!

[Hoaxfag No.11224759]

>>11224746
Haha man I can tell everyone at my mandatory AA meetings that today I was elected as "Hoaxxy! The king of /sci/!"
Man that's gonna be sweet.
Oh wait....no it isn't.
*Reflects on life briefly*

Hey are you the guy that got expelled for doing that occupy thing just before you got your pHd?

[Anonymous No.11224762]

>>11224426
Sol, what are the cheat codes for giving myself a bigger penis?

[Solivagus/ECHS No.11224766]

>>11224759
Sure, whatever narrative you need, brother-of-running-away-from-conjecture-or-conjugals!

>>11224762
Find a woman who prefers anal.
>done and done

[Anonymous No.11224768]

>>11224766
holy shit dubs and based. Sol is clearly better.
I am now going to burn my J Tooker merch, and use his book as a cum binder.

[Solivagus/ECHS No.11224770]

>>11224768
https://www.dropbox.com/s/4af08vuja9xohzj/RZ_Proof.pdf?dl=1

>Now in many-many languages!

[Hoaxfag No.11224780]

>>11224762
You type the letters and numbers from your ATM card into your phone and order a penis enlargement pump, stop using it before you get past 9 inches though.

[Hoaxfag No.11224789]

>>11224780
stop trying to be me fag I am the king schizo

[Hoaxfag No.11224795]

>>11224789
Stop posting under MY pseudonym

[Anonymous No.11224894]

>>11224766
What is the narrative?

Also the only thing I'm running from is my haunted past ;)
And is that pocohontas? If anything you would want the little mermaid to do anal the most, just the mechanics of trying to spawn with a mermaid, I mean have you ever beaten off in an aquarium? It floats around everywhere,you know...even though the fish eat it like....almost straightaway,
Deffo do Arielle in the butt, just purely for convenience.

[Solivagus/ECHS No.11224896]

>>11224894
I'm unsure as to why this information is being exchanged, am I on some priority-fetish chaingang?

[Anonymous No.11224897]

>>11224383
based took

[Hoaxfag No.11224904]

>>11224896
Just noticed that "we need a Disney Princess who prefers anal" pic you uploaded, of all the Disney princesses that you need to be up for anal it's gotta be the fish one right? Fish don't have normal vaginas it's a whole different down stairs mix up.

[Solivagus/ECHS No.11224908]

>>11224897
>>11224904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGMM9iihd4s