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Some guy at my school is saying he’s about to be the most influential person of the 21st century because he invented a way to manufacture Graphene out of hemp. He says he already made 10 lbs if Graphene in his kitchen somehow, and he’s going to be one of the richest people on earth.

My bullshit meter is off the charts but I have no way to disprove it. I’m sensing delusions of grandeur. Anyone know anything about Graphene? Is this even possible?

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Ignored thread for posting cumbrained material to try to drag fellow /sci/entists down. Change your ways and fix yourself before you speculate on carbon formations.

>> No.11197673

Some guy at my school is saying he’s about to be the most influential person of the 21st century because he invented a way to manufacture TIME SAND out of shitposts. He says he already made 10 trillion gigajoules of TIME SAND in his kitchen somehow, and he’s going to be one of the richest people on earth.

My bullshit meter is off the charts but I have no way to disprove it. I’m sensing delusions of grandeur. Anyone know anything about TIME SAND? Is this even possible?

>> No.11197690

>>11197673
[math] \widehat{\infty} [/math]

>> No.11197711

he's a moron

either he's delusional, or he stumbled upon something but he's bragging about it, counting chickens before he even has an egg. If it's real, his idea will be stolen.

>> No.11197734

>>11197667
Hemp-based graphene was created years ago.

>> No.11198075

>>11197667
Sometimes the followup discoveries are relatively easy to do once the initial hard discovery is made; steamboat was famously patented by many different people in different places.

>> No.11198185

Some guy at my school is saying he’s about to be the most influential person of the 21st century because he invented a way to manufacture LSD out of cum. He says he already made 10 lbs if LSD in his kitchen somehow, and he’s going to be one of the richest people on earth.

My bullshit meter is off the charts but I have no way to disprove it. I’m sensing delusions of grandeur. Anyone know anything about cum? Is this even possible?

>> No.11198201

>>11197673
kek
>>11197690
this but unironically
>>11198185
KEK I love this thread.

>> No.11198882

Some guy at my school is saying he’s about to be the most influential person of eternity century because he invented a way to manufacture Dark Energy out of Spoons. He says he already made -10^[TREE(3)] kJ of Dark Energy in his kitchen somehow, and he’s going to be one of the richest people on earth.

My bullshit meter is off the charts but I have no way to disprove it. I’m sensing delusions of grandeur. Anyone know anything about Dark Energy? Is Spoons even possible?