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So what is it?

>> No.11191903 [DELETED] 

>>11191870
my dick

>> No.11192145

>>11191903
probably this
study for most of my life to discover the fact that this anon's putrid, stinky cock, which he has damaged and mangled through pulling for an extra inch, so happens to be the 5th force of nature.
physics YYAAAAAAAAY IFLS

>> No.11192178

>>11191870
meme power

>> No.11192179

>>11192145
this post was very low iq and you should be ashamed and not post here for a long while

>> No.11192182

Your mom
My dick is the force carrier

>> No.11192183

>>11191870
the smell dimension

>> No.11192187

>>11192145
not-even-reddit tier shitpost

>> No.11192202 [DELETED] 

>>11192187
>>11192179
my work here is done.
LMAO YOU GOYS ARE FUNNI UPVT'd
very BBBBAAYYYSED

>> No.11192212
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whatever it is, it's mediated by x and y bosons in glashow georgi unification.

>> No.11192226

>>11191870
dark matter

>> No.11192235

>>11191870
Racism

>> No.11192240

This is the kind of shit I browse sci for. I'm just a midwit (at best) wage slave but I come here to listen to art people talk about shit because it distracts me from my mundane life. What do you guys think it is?

>> No.11192243

>>11192240
*Smart

>> No.11192277

>>11192145
kek

>> No.11192293

>>11191870
They probably calibrated their machine wrong.

>> No.11192321

>>11192240
It's dark matter
https://www.businessinsider.com/physicists-discovered-new-fifth-force-of-nature-dark-matter-problem-2019-11

>> No.11192368

>>11192321
Dark matter doesn't exist, its a fictitious substance that Ken Freeman invented as a joke way of solving the galactic rotation curve mystery, it was his version of the Roger Thompson joke, but Ken Freeman was such a boss that people decided to take it seriously. Roger Thompson was the guy who earned the nobel prize for fullerenes, but he was never prepared to instruct classes so whenever he was demonstrating things on the chalkboard and he got stuck he'd whip out made up constants to solve the issue since he knew his students were usually not paying close enough attention to notice.

>> No.11192371

>>11192368
Made up math is all anything is. It's merely describing whats happening. It can be called dark matter or clown penises, who cares, the math works.

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>>11191870
Love, obviously.

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>>11192371
>who cares, the math works.
Right, as long as you can massage the math to make it work out and the substance you're claiming exists is fundamentally unobservable you're golden, all you need to do is get the peer review committee to back you up and nobody will suspect that your scientific publication callously disobeys the scientific method as a matter of convenience. Fuck the scientific method if it gets in the way of career advancement up the ivory tower academic staircase. Lying has no consequences after all, the Bogdanov brothers demonstrated that and even got it published in a highly respected journal https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bogdanov_affair

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>>11192400

>> No.11192461

>>11192458
Kek

>> No.11192467

>>11192226
arguably dark energy

>> No.11192626

>>11191870
gum

>> No.11192669

>>11192400
Dark matter does make testable predictions though and many of those predictions have been verified. It being directly unobservable is unimportant.

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love

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>>11192669
That isn't the case, Ken Freeman's original concept of dark matter was reverse engineered by figuring out how much invisible mass would need to be present in a galaxy to account for the galaxy's apparent rotational velocity in a very simplistic model of how gravity works in a galaxy. This was the early 1980s and vast computing power wasn't available back then for simulations involving copious point masses, there weren't (and still aren't) analytical functions which describe multibody gravity which includes factors for the light travel time of gravitational disturbances as well as Hubble expansion, neither of which are small enough to neglect across the width of a galaxy.
Furthermore there are other "lesser" (non-Harvard) astronomers who have some models which can predict galactic rotation curves without needing to create imaginary invisible matter to make the numbers add up. Theres an Iranian guy who published something in 2013 which impressed me with thoroughness and accuracy, but Kip Thorne suspiciously won't give the guy the time of day.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galaxy_rotation_curve#Alternatives_to_dark_matter
Einstein arrogantly (stupidly) ignored Bose for years until Einstein realized that Bose understood physics better than himself and could be useful.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satyendra_Nath_Bose#Bose–Einstein_statistics

>> No.11193040

>>11191870
The aether/quintessence

>> No.11193062

>>11191870
Probably a force resulting of the breaking of a symmetry based on imaginary extra dimensions. As the force is, obviously, propagated through multiverse string, it is not affected by classical time, but only by the space-time variable constant of the lagrangian operator.
This force might explain how the never-observed-dark-matter is not interacting with light.

The application of the research perform on this force are difficult to imagine... but for sure it require a lot of funding and a few satellite in the sky.

>> No.11193066

>>11193040
this, someone needs to make a chad aether vs virgin dark mater

>> No.11193129

>>11191870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuvwcsfXIIo

>> No.11193131

>>11192240
>art people
lmao

>> No.11193133

>>11193062
based dark force existing only through three degrees of indirection of detectable evidence.

>> No.11193384

>>11193066
>dark mater
>nigger.jpg

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>>11191870
Love

>> No.11194260

Modern physics is for losers

>> No.11194275 [DELETED] 

>>11191870
[math]\mathcal{It's...}\mathbb{MY \DICK}[/math]

>> No.11194282 [DELETED] 

>>11194275
[math]\mathbb{MY DICK}[/math]

>> No.11194293

>>11191870
Memes

>> No.11194302 [DELETED] 

>>11194282
[math]mathfrak{MY \; DICK}[/math]

>> No.11194304

>>11194275
>>11194282
I can't see it therefore it doesn't exist.

>> No.11194308 [DELETED] 

>>11194302
[math]\mathfrak{MY \; DICK}[/math]

>> No.11194312

>>11194245
Gravity is love

>> No.11194318 [DELETED] 

>>11194304
[math]\mathbb{Do you see the \;}\mathscr{GRAVITATIONAL FORCE \,}\mathfrak{?}[/math]

>> No.11194329 [DELETED] 

>>11194304
>>11194318
[math]\mathbb{DO\;YOU\;SEE\;THE\;}\mathfrak{GRAVITATIONAL\;FORCE}\mathbb{\,?}[/math]

>> No.11194336 [DELETED] 

>>11191870
well... it's clearly [math]\mathfrak{MY\;DICK}[/math]