Ate some aluminum foil by accident

[Anonymous No.11173767]

Ate a bit of wrapper from a chocolate bar, about 1/2 inch on each side, how do I prevent brain damage from aluminum dissolving in the stomach acid and entering my blood

[Anonymous No.11173785]

>>11173767
This is actually vary serious OP. Go to the ER and get your stomach pumped ASAP. Normally aluminum forms an oxide layer to prevent dissolution, but foil is thin and malleable enough to dissolve anyway. The longer you wait the more Al3+ will find their way into your brain.

[Anonymous No.11173800]

>>11173785
man come on, it's probably that one paranoid schizophrenic poster and now he'll go apeshit over some foil lol

[Anonymous No.11174176]

>>11173767
low quality bait retard try harder next time

[Anonymous No.11174348]

>>11174176
>Aluminum isn't bad for your brain

[Anonymous No.11174357]

>>11174348
>candy bars consumed by billions each year have somehow flown under the radar despite being deadly due to aluminum packaging ending up in the brain and causing damage

[Anonymous No.11174362]

>>11173767
Lindt exists also in USA :') ?

[Anonymous No.11174367]

>>11174357
>It simply isn't possible for a company to manufacture a product for sale using chemicals that have adverse health effects

[Anonymous No.11174380]

>>11174367
>extremely simple cause which if true would be responsible for a huge number of alzheimer's cases has simply flown under the radar to researchers despite brainlets on /sci/ being able to think it up

[Anonymous No.11174400]

>>11174380
>Any negative effects from consumer products are omnisciently recognized and immediately addressed

[Anonymous No.11174416]

>>11173767
Sorry to inform you again, but this is the 4th thread you've made on this.

[Anonymous No.11174425]

>>11174348
How does Al affect the brain?

[Anonymous No.11174429]

>>11173767
>aluminum
>>11173785
>aluminum
>>11174348
>Aluminum
>>11174357
>aluminum

[Anonymous No.11174434]

>>11174429
Duurrrrrrrrr drooooooool durrrrrrrr go be a fucking fatshit fuckfit britbong somewhere m8e

Fucking ahoy cockslut

[Anonymous No.11174560]

Aluminium builds up in your brain over time and causes Alzheimers disease late in life, prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.11174562]

>>11174400
You win.

[Anonymous No.11174770]

>>11174429
legit.in all the fucking world it its A-LU-'MI-NIUM nor a-'lu-mi-num fucking retarded muricasn and anglos in general

[Anonymous No.11174781]

>>11174429
>>11174770
Either of you, without googling it, tell me why there are two different spellings.

[Anonymous No.11174896]

>>11173767

Nothing to worry about. Choking on it would be your worst worry, second would be blocking the digestive track. Actually worrying about your stomach acids magically dissolving it is not an issue.

[Anonymous No.11175044]

Michael J Fox got parkinsons from smoking weed out of too many pepsi cans. Tragic

[Anonymous No.11175092]

>>11174425
https://youtu.be/uq-gYOrU8bA

[Anonymous No.11175106]

>>11175044
aluminum can cause Parkinson's? I knew it could increase chances of developing Alzheimer's but never heard of anything about Parkinson's

[Anonymous No.11175385]

>>11173767
Calm down. There is aluminum on soda cans, deodorants, and other stuff. People use it all the time. Unless you ate, like, 10 pounds of chocolate with their wrappers on, and even then you have more problems than aluminum.

[Anonymous No.11175427]

>>11174560
Although possibly true, Al compounds are found in many things.

Anti-acid tablets contain AlOH and people down them every day in the millions.
Could this negatively affect them in the long run? Surely but they won't kill you.

[delta !!vefTs/S0rqE No.11175437]

>>11173767
If you're really concerned, which you probably shouldn't be, there is a herb called "horsetail" that is rumored to help chelate aluminium from soft tissues.

[Anonymous No.11176110]

>>11174416
He is already showing signs of Alzheimers

[Anonymous No.11176210]

>>11173767
It's too late. I hope you drew up a will.

[Anonymous No.11176952]

When aluminium gets digested, hydrogen gas gets produced in the stomach. Just die yourself to a post and try to avoid floating away until you fart the gas out and float back to the surface.

[Anonymous No.11177014]

>>11174781
molecular vs atomar

[Anonymous No.11177365]

>>11175437
Hey, it's OP here. I just ate a buttload of tumeric and now i feel normal

[Anonymous No.11177503]

I chewed and ate aluminum foil as a kid because I was bored. No noticeable effects, 125 IQ, top of my class in uni.

[Anonymous No.11177514]

>>11174400
>something as serious and as widespread as chocolate bars causing alzheimer's has never once been conceived by alzheimer's research despite being so obvious that a literally brainlet on /sci/ can come up with it

[Anonymous No.11178220]

>>11177514
We're still going?
>If a topic seemingly hasn't been investigated yet then it must mean it's benign

[Anonymous No.11179401]

>>11173767
Now you have alzhaimers.

[Anonymous No.11179919]

>>11175044
>Michael J Fox got parkinsons from smoking weed out of too many pepsi cans. Tragic

Nah. He reportedly was a diet cola addict during his working years.

The same addiction gave the late Gene Siskel, the movie critic of Siskel & Ebert fame, an aggressive brain tumor.

In fact, not to be left out of things, Roger Ebert also contracted cancer and died. Not sure if it was from aspartame, but having to review all those crappy B-movies over the years prolly was a contributing factor...

[Anonymous No.11179981]

>>11173767
the pineapple version of these chocolate bars are great i highly recommend.