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>that one twink in math class doing better than everyone else
I fucking hate him bros

>> No.11152238

>>11152222
Usually tall, spherical cranium, acne, thinning hair, huge nose, thin features, low adiposity, extremely autistic, white, dark hair light eyes

>> No.11152246

>>11152238
>Jewish

>> No.11152251

>>11152246
he said lights eyes, not brown

>> No.11152325

>>11152222
hes pretty cute :3

>> No.11152331

>>11152222
im pretty sure theres no twinks in my math classes

>> No.11152339
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>>11152222
That's me. I'm 18 and a senior in high school but I take math classes at local uni. I'm mulatto. Cry about it.

>> No.11152342

>>11152339
So did you get your cock genes from your daddy or your mommy~?

>> No.11152348

>>11152222
>>>/soc/

>> No.11152359

>>11152339
You do realize at least one person from your math class at uni wants to have sex with you, right?

>> No.11152363

>>11152342
Pretty sure my dad has a small dick because he eloped with a white woman

>> No.11152376
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>>11152359
Yeah and I don't even mind it

>> No.11152389

>>11152222

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3UWsHVqN8M

>> No.11152391

>>11152222
Date him bro

Maybe he'll give you some pointers

if you know what i mean

>> No.11152398

>>11152391
most twinks aren't homos to be fair

>> No.11152418

>TFW this is me
It's actually hard as well because I know answering literally every question asked by the professor will piss off my peers but it'll result in better standing for me with the teachers so I have to balance my standing with my peers and the professors.

So I have learned over the years to only answer the absolute hardest questions asked and leave the mediocre ones unanswered to give my peers the chance to answer them. After all the networking effect is a large contributing factor towards a healthy career trajectory.

>> No.11152438

>>11152246
>thing I don't like/bad thing
>it's jew!
Based and redpilled maga 1488 dilate cucks

>> No.11152465
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>>11152246
>>11152438
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashkenazi_Jewish_intelligence

If there is a Jewish person in the class it's extremely likely that he would be Jewish.

>> No.11152466

>>11152376
You don't mind getting fucked in the ass by an older man?

>> No.11152567
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>>11152465

>> No.11152600

>>11152466
>twink
No, I don't think I mind

>> No.11152665

>>11152600
I want to breed you

>> No.11152680

>>11152398
Unfortunately
God, I wish I had a twink polymath bf
Imagine spending the whole day together in bed, discussing theorems and ancient greek in between kisses

>> No.11152686

>>11152222
in my experience most men good at real math (not undergrad shit) look like cavemen. probably why russians are so good

>> No.11152689

>>11152222
he is fat and looks like a fucking retarded autist.
Just look at his puffy face lmao.

>> No.11153369
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11153369

>>11152418
>tfw too tall to be a category theorist girl or a smart & cute twink

>> No.11153645

>>11153369
> category theorist
Do you know how to calculate the homology of an orientable surface of genus g?

>> No.11153663

>>11152680
Hey!

>> No.11153750
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>>11153369
holy FUCK I know that feel
>my uni has like a 7:1 male to female ratio
>lots of good looking guys on campus who don't get laid
>maybe I can become the girl(male)friend
>always had a slim waist
>nice hips thatd be even better if I worked them out
>smooth skin and total lack of facial hair
>6'7"

>> No.11153755

>>11153645
i calculate your homology to be hardcore GAY booyeah!

>> No.11153803

>>11152222
based twink. attraction to females is a mental illness.

>> No.11153815
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>>11152222
I had that. The fucker would always come into class like "Oh god I forgot to study! If I get a B on this test I'm dropping out" like shut the fuck up nigger we know you studied for 15 fucking hours yesterday.

And the shit would always get a better score than me too. Whenever I got a 98 he got a 99. Whenever I got a 100 that fucker got a 102 with the extra credit. I was always second best when he was in the class.

>> No.11154036

>>11152222
Dont be so envious anon. All you have to do is ask and I'll come over and tutor you.
>>11152238
Me, but minus the thinning hair and acne.

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>>11153815
Got told this story by this kid many years after the event:

> be 15 years old
> have fight with father
> father kicks him out of house, never to return
> live in small town, so walk all night to bigger town, ask friend's family if I can stay.
> stay at friend's house, enroll in new school
> put in lower class at first
> study hard
> 199/200 in math exam. Yay I must have come first!
> Some asshole got 200/200

I was that asshole. 50 years later he still holds it against me.

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>>11153750
I'm so sorry for you, I empathize so much with your pain

>> No.11154128

>>11152222

He's clearly jewish. Just top him and infect him with HIV, they're into that intersectional shit.

>> No.11154314

>>11152465
>If there is a Jewish person in the class it's extremely likely that he would be Jewish.
no shit sherlock

>> No.11154349

>>11153750
become a twunk then

>> No.11154746

>>11154036
>Dont be so envious anon. All you have to do is ask and I'll come over and tutor you.
I wish I could just walk up to him and ask him. I don't know him that'd be weird.

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11154839

>>11154070
>50 years later
Old man anon.
>>11152418
I only answer the really easy questions because no one else does and the professor starts looking at the class like we're retarded.

>> No.11156340

>>11153750
fag

>> No.11156752

>>11153750
Thst must be hard

>> No.11156768

If I have no natural inclination towards mathematics, is it possible to learn and git gud?

>> No.11156819

>>11152680
>Imagine spending the whole day together in bed, discussing theorems and ancient greek in between kisses

You know, honestly, and I am being honest here, that after years of lurking and the occasional "for teh lulz" posting, I've come to the foregone conclusion that this one, one singular post, indeed is the most outstanding example and personification of the gayest thing ever to be written on 4chan, or anywhere else in recorded human history, bar none.

>> No.11156855

>>11156768
Music is unironically = math

Study after study shows that yes getting good at math literally just takes time. Take 1-2 math courses every semester at a university along with a STEM major and you will get good at math.
Necessity, authority and inner drive is what guides us. You really need only 2 of the 3.

I'm a HS dropout who is getting ready to take pre-calc next semester at uni with a 3.4 gpa. Self teaching works, but having the test there to scare the fuck out of you is better

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>>11156819
And that's what makes it the best post on this website

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>>11152238
accurate

>> No.11156946

>>11152222
>the multiple twinks in math classes who aren't at the top of the class because I have the highest grade

>> No.11156951

>>11156946
So you could say that you're the Top and they're Bottoms?

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This entire fucking board is cumbrains, /pol/ and uni blogs now, jesus fucking christ

>> No.11157081

>>11152222
He cute. Why are't you fucking him?

>> No.11157764

>>11156855
Well, I'm headed into computer programming, of which all the mathematics and algebra you'd need for that is handled by modern programming languages, but I still need to learn logical problem solving for that. I've been thinking about taking up math anyway, for my own scientific purposes.

>> No.11158402

Oh hey that's me

t. Trans girl taking grad classes at 19

>> No.11158410

>>11152339
Ayo I'm 18yo brown latino senior taking math at local community college homie
Nice post number too

>> No.11158411

>>11152567>>11152465
You are funny haha funee

>> No.11159711

bump, don't let the most based thread die