Breeding with Eidetics

[Anonymous No.11100058]

I am an eidetic man and i want to have children. For this purpose i am searching for a good woman or some good women.
This is an example of an eidethic autist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsJbApZ5GF0
I have Autism, but i have not a retardation or something. I know it´s not the best place to ask, but once i saw a post from a woman wanting to breed with an eidetic one.

[Anonymous No.11100073]

>>11100058
Hello. I am 1 (read: one) and would like to become 2 (read: two).

[Anonymous No.11100075]

the kind of shit that gets posted on this board i swear to god

[Anonymous No.11100081]

>>11100058
I too enjoy internet time at the psych ward.

[Anonymous No.11100090]

>>11100081
E-Eets nott f-funneh...

[Anonymous No.11100093]

>>11100073
>become 2

Get would be better

[Anonymous No.11100154]

>>11100093

[Anonymous No.11100176]

>>11100058
hello! I am a beautiful woman and I'll marry you if you manage to spell out "marryme" in consecutive posts 1 letter at a time

[Eidetic Autist No.11100186]

>>11100058
I don´t care much for a perfect shape. The woman must be healthy and a nice person.

[Anonymous No.11100195]

>>11100176
Hello i am a mass murder with an anger problem. And i wonder if you could spell sorry after i met you.

[Anonymous No.11100223]

>>11100195
what an awful post. think of something funny before you respond autismus

[Anonymous No.11100227]

>>11100176
I want to breed. This is not about childish love. There was a post once from a woman on this board which wanted to breed.

[Anonymous No.11100254]

>>11100227
no go. most men only want sex, it's basically same idea for you. you don't get it unless you bring me jewelry and say romantic shit.

[Anonymous No.11100287]

Dear Madam,

I saw your "forever alone" lament on the 4channel "Science and Math" and noticed that I, too, am forever alone -- de facto, not de jure. Although I have not completed high school, I am planning to go back in September next, and meanwhile am keeping abreast on the latest developments through a plethora of Science and Mathematics podcasts and YouTube channels. I have a measured IQ of 133 (Stanford Binet) and have sampled a number of prophylactic brands -- I must confess I found the LARGER sizes more comfortable.

Do write back at your earliest convenience, as my patience knows its limits. My passionate Id may be easily inflamed, but my cold and rational Superego remains at the controls in our relationship. Truth be told, I have been hurt before, and have had difficulty of late in conferring trust upon others when it matters most. Yet I am more than willing to give it another go with a scientific-minded girl -- with a sinless, sinuous, supple woman such as you, yourself appear to be.

I have a car and am willing to travel up to 400 km (no, not miles) out of Cleveland. Reply to this post and we'll see if I might just be Cleaving to your hand. :)

[Anonymous No.11100305]

>>11100254
Not exactly the same. I want to raise the children and even want a steady relationship, but i want to breed as much as i can.

[Anonymous No.11100306]

>>11100287
C-Can you 360 walk away?

[Anonymous No.11100314]

>i want to breed as much as i can

[Anonymous No.11100317]

>>11100287
>Posts the person he thinks is behind OP
>Thinks that such a post must be from a clichee

[Anonymous No.11100321]

>>11100305
H-Here -*uwarp*- Here's a piece of advice. Most women tend not to share the same goals as you. -*uwgh*- F your sake an-*uwarp*- and/or themselves, you're better off just finding a surrogate mother or use-using that high IQ of yours to clone yourself or go f-*uwarp* literally build robots to take care of them. Trus-*uwarp*-trust me. I've been burned one too many times. Fuc-*uwarp*-Foc-focus on science.

[El Arcón No.11100327]

>mfw

[Anonymous No.11100330]

>>11100327
>those pixels
Please. Stop.

[El Arcón No.11100333]

>>11100330
How about you help me then?

[Anonymous No.11100335]

>>11100333
I'm listening.

[Anonymous No.11100340]

>>11100058
As long as she’s young and pretty and nice, your kids will turn out fine

[Anonymous No.11100344]

>>11100321
>you're better off just finding a surrogate mother

Yeah right. This might be good. I thought of buying women from asia or someplace where those arabs by a harem..

[Anonymous No.11100356]

>>11100321
>cloning

[El Arcón No.11100362]

>>11100335
That is helpful to an extent because I speak so that people will listen, but it is not particularly helpful.

[Anonymous No.11100366]

>>11100356
M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N

[El Arcón No.11100371]

>>11100356
They were saying the one guy was raising his cloned mother as his daughter, and if I'm not mistaken he was presenting that clone to me as the daughter of my friend whose blood I wanted to unite with my own.

[Anonymous No.11100377]

>>11100371
I...I also have this particularly sad cat...

[Skinned chicken wizard, the et(...) No.11100413]

Behold my awesome mathematical prowess!
Bring me your daughters so that they may carry my seed!
My will is the will of god!
Feed me grapes!

[Anonymous No.11100415]

>I have Autism
Wow i would have NEVER guessed

[Anonymous No.11100495]

>>11100413
BEHOLD A MAN
A TRUE MAN!
A FEATHERLESS BIPED
PRAISED BE HIS NAME!

[Slick and uncooked bird busine(...) No.11100640]

>>11100495
Ba'hee Nadaramoo Priss Dimmie!

Zone priss dimmie bana.

[Anonymous No.11100881]

Dear women, I am a math nigga and I want to create a god level mathematician. You require to be intelligent to breed with me.
If the child comes out unintelligent I will burden you of raising it and seek a better cattle for bringing me my god level mathematician.
If it is smart but not a son I will also burden you with raising it alone and seek for a perfect creation.
you child will probably come out brown, like a light caramel or tawny.
I seek great maternal characteristics.
A mother should be attractive and beautiful, no uglies.
I'm not interested in casual sex, but a women shouldn't sleep around, no sluts. I am willing to compromise and give you sex on the weekends if you really just must have it. I was only intending to have intercourse as to create the child, as I do not believe in artificial means.
I will not show affection to you ever, and only will to my perfect child. I hope you won't show affection to me, and I expect you to dress properly at all times.
I am naturally violent, but don't mean to be, you should learn to deal with me. I will try to be a good person to you as I believe a good marriage makes a good child. But I will not sleep in the same bed with you and require separate beds.
I despise whores. if you exhibit anything I might consider whore-ish, like showing your ankles in public, then I will no longer feel a responsibility to raising any child with you and will find a new cattle.
I require the child be taught latin as a second language. I keep a collection of arthropods and intend to share my hobby with my son.
if the first child does not show signs of genius to me I am willing to try a second time, but if the other children do not met the proper conditions I will not show affection to them, and I will care very little about them.
>>11100195
kek
>>11100254
>romantic shit
your face is too pretty to bruise, so I won't hit your face.

[Anonymous No.11101810]

>>11100058
>have Autism
>i
>have not a retardation
I have not good news for you, OP...

[Anonymous No.11101818]

>>11100058
Eidethic? Do you have AIDS or something?
Also cool video bro.Really enjoyed it

[Anonymous No.11101827]

eyyy put me in the screencap for this ebin thread

[Anonymous No.11102535]

>>11100881
Based
Go forth and multiply anon

[Anonymous No.11102546]

>>11100058