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>"H-hey Anon... Long time no see :3 Ummm.... I'm sorry about how things ended and how our thing turned into a huge number. Speaking of numbers, wanna see see a project I've been working on? I'm actually looking for investors here, teehee. Oh nothing big, just a calculating machine that can beat every single modern supercomputer.... You wouldn't interested.... Right?"

>> No.11085896
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I worked in one of those labs for two years, AMA.

I didn't steal any gold.

>> No.11085906

>>11085882
>into a huge number

that's a weird expression

>> No.11085912
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>>11085896
How many people you think she had whacked?
Did you ever meet her in person?

>> No.11085937 [DELETED] 

>>11085912
I'm talking about the qubit incarnation of quantum computers, not whatshername pharma

>> No.11085940

>>11085912
I'm talking about the qubit semiconductor chip incarnation of quantum computers, not whatshername pharma

>> No.11085949

>>11085940
Disappointing

>> No.11085970

>>11085896
What kind of major and internships did you have?

>> No.11085997
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>>11085970
I'm a physicist.
I wrote the measurement interface and drivers. In fact a version of it is public
https://github.com/Nikolaj-K/lab-control-GUI

>> No.11086205

>>11085997
are you severely or only moderately depressed?

>> No.11086224

>>11085882
I'm in. The retard stare sold me.

>> No.11086283

>>11086205
I didn't like to check all functionalities in the lab because it literally had no windows, but thankfully it could be avoided for the most part.
I don't know how Chemists do this sort of lab work, standing around in tiled rooms all day..

>> No.11087308

is she related to Q com?

>> No.11087322
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>I.....I...I-I-I'MMMM GONNNNNAAA.....
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMputate!!!!

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>>11087322
>>11087322
I don't know which Wojak this is one is supposed to be, but I hate him and I want to take away his blessings, many of which I expect he has been taking for granted.

>> No.11087735

>>11087322
Okay, this is epic.

>> No.11088015

>>11085896
Can they run Simulated annealing algos
Metropolis–Hasting, Monte Carlo ecc???

>> No.11088094

>>11085997
based soulful physicist UX

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>>11088015
The lab is about producing stable enough qubit and checking fundamental behaviour of them - not implementing computations on the bits (not having them represent numbers).

>>11088094
I've reused the infrastructure a couple of times as well. It's nice to have a big template from which you then only need to delete stuff to get to where you want.