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11047051 No.11047051 [Reply] [Original]

How does one conduct research like a Chad?

>> No.11047063

>>11047051
Chads don't conduct research. They're too busy working for six figures a year at a bank and having sex.

>> No.11047085

>>11047063
>Chads don't conduct research.
never gonna make it

>> No.11047439

No ethics board approval

>> No.11047455

>>11047051
I eyeball all of my measurements, I am a human spectrometer

>> No.11047493

>>11047085
>Work constantly and thankfully as an intern (see: suck dick) just to get a job
>Petition and write applications (see: suck dick) for grant money
>Thank people who didn't have anything to do with the project (see: suck dick) to even have paper noticed

>>11047051
Chads don't do research. They're the guys with tenure who get OTHER people to do research, while still getting all the credit.