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Calculate this, nerd

>> No.11019303

based

>> No.11019306
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11019306

I-i'll get a good job and end up making more money than you!!! just you wait!!

>> No.11019307

>>11019301
rude

>> No.11019310
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>>11019301
Insecurity + Impulse = Interaction

>Your turn, Universe. *twiddles thumbs*

>> No.11019314
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>>11019301
ok

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11019324

*teleports behind you*

*shhhhhhiiiiiinnnng*
>N-Nani!??

Omae wa mou shindeiru.

>> No.11019325

>>11019324
Then why bother teleporting behind me to report on my status that existed prior to your action, which was predicated by the expression of my eternal state?

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>>11019301

>> No.11019329

>>11019306
A funny story about that:

One of my bullies ended up being a multi millionaire in his mid 20s because of daddies contacts.
I am 26 and failed 100% of my first two Semester (I did study, but I am retarded) and cry myself into sleep as a khv.

>> No.11019330

>>11019325
I think it's because the teleporting and the slicing-in-half of the assailant (not explicitly stated) happen simultaneously, and thus when the moment where the assailant realizes what happened, we have...

>> No.11019361

>>11019330
An assailant that attacks themselves, back in time, in order to prevent themselves from inventing teleportation.

Gotcha.

>> No.11019372

>>11019301
F=A/2.33^n/1
Would you like me to calculate your kcal needs if you beat me up for 5 minutes everyday?

>> No.11019386

>>11019310
>>11019325
>>11019361
lay off the thesaurus, schizo

>> No.11019387

>>11019372
Why not just the kilopascal output of 1 knuckle sandwich, converted to calories, of which the equivalent would be pressed into a compound pill that I take daily for permanent punch protection?

>>11019386
Omg! Anonymous still thinks that anyone interacting with me will ever be respected! Fucking AMAZING! I love this power!

>> No.11019422

>>11019301
>mmm, well let me see, mass times speed...the angle of rotation...momentum...OWWWW FUUCK that hurt Chad. what the fuck.
>>11019306
false chad will get more money than you, faster, easier, and he probably won't lose his job to a bunch of poos.
>>11019329
it's a social system, what did you expect.

>> No.11019488

>>11019422
If their expectation of society is incorrect, then obviously it isn't a society worth being included in if at 'this' point they have no lesson or people available to introduce them efficiently in order to participate.