/sug/ Starship Update General

[Anonymous No.11012929]

Begins at 5:00 PST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOpMrVnjYeY

I don't think they've done update livestreams like this before, so hopefully they're going to announce something big

[Anonymous No.11012937]

Good. I am sexually frustrated anyways.

[Anonymous No.11012941]

>>11012929
>live in 3h
>its already bedtime
guess i will watch hot zone then this

[Anonymous No.11012963]

>crack
>siiiiip
Yep, that's a rocket.

[Anonymous No.11012991]

S O O N

O

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[Anonymous No.11013050]

>>11012963
>>11012929
What is this fucking thing?
Name please.

[Anonymous No.11013059]

>>11012963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JGkJ6bezDQ

Elon Musk's music starts playing in the background as he enters the stage

[Anonymous No.11013073]

>>11013050
Glorious flying trashcan shitheap prototype that will revolutionise spaceflight.

[Anonymous No.11013077]

>>11012963
thats not the actual thing they are going to shoot into space, right? its just a mock-up?

[Anonymous No.11013079]

>>11012929
>I don't think they've done update livestreams like this before
Previous updates have been at IAC events, as well as the Dear Moon event.

[Anonymous No.11013083]

>>11013077
20 km and 100 km version later in Nov.

[Anonymous No.11013088]

>>11013050
Starship. It is a starship. The architecture, if everything works out, should be capable of landing humans on any planet or moon in the solar system (except Venus, Mercury and the gas giants, each for obvious reasons). Right now it's a stainless steel water tower with three advanced rocket engines and some wings.

[Anonymous No.11013089]

>>11013083
right, so this one is just a test platform. its not actually going into space. they going to hover it or something, right?

[Anonymous No.11013093]

>>11013050
the robot dildo to end all
robot dildos and revolutionize space travel.

[Anonymous No.11013096]

>>11013077
It will reach space but probably not orbit. It will serve to refine production methods (this weighs 200t dry, the goal is 120t or less) and verify aerodynamic models, flight control, landing, etc.

[Anonymous No.11013100]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO0-gyT2_z4

[Anonymous No.11013111]

>>11013089
If we define space as 100KM, then it will go to space.

[Anonymous No.11013121]

Please don't turn into Shuttle 2.0. Spaceflight doesn't need to be held back for another 30 years.

[Anonymous No.11013134]

>>11013089
it may end up going to orbit, if they get the Boca Chica Spaceport up and running with all the regulatory bullshit that entails

[Anonymous No.11013135]

2 1/2 hours to presentation

[Anonymous No.11013149]

presentation delayed two hours due to rain; won't start until 02:00 UTC

[Anonymous No.11013150]

>>11012941
it's easy
>start stream
>leave computer running (you might have to subvert your screen saver)
>wake up to awesome Test Shot Starfish music

[Anonymous No.11013156]

>>11013149
nice I am off to bed nigh all

[Anonymous No.11013160]

>>11013149
Sauce

[Anonymous No.11013163]

>>11013160
https://twitter.com/SpaceX/status/1178058268331012096

>Watching some weather in the area; moving Starship update to no earlier than 8:00 p.m. CDT

[Anonymous No.11013173]

>>11013149
>2 hours
>7 pm to 8 pm
Math hard?

[Anonymous No.11013182]

>>11013173
elon said 6 originally

[Anonymous No.11013183]

>>11013163
is it an outside event or an event with a surprise launch????

[Anonymous No.11013184]

>Post yfw Elon launches Starship tonight as a fuck you to NASA

[Anonymous No.11013186]

>>11013182
What is "originally"? 10 years ago? Because as far as the stream link was accidentally released few days earlier, it was set at 7 pm. The stream link today is also set at 7 pm.

[Anonymous No.11013187]

>>11013163
DO IT INSIDE FUCK

[Anonymous No.11013188]

>Elon time

[Anonymous No.11013191]

>>11013187
NASA does presentations inside with powerpoints. Elon is about the real hardware.

[Anonymous No.11013199]

>>11013184
the engines aren't plumbed up

[Anonymous No.11013204]

>>11013183
>is it an outside event or an event with a surprise launch????
I wish, but no. The Starship is nowhere near ready to fly.

[Anonymous No.11013209]

>>11012963
*sip*
yup, they don't blow up like they used to

[Anonymous No.11013211]

>>11013199
>As if they're not

[Anonymous No.11013214]

>>11013050
"Chrome boy Barry" according to some

[Anonymous No.11013230]

So now not only is Elon delaying Commercial Crew but now his presentations.

It's like he doesn't care about American Space

[Anonymous No.11013233]

>>11013230
SEETHING

[Anonymous No.11013239]

FALCONE ONE SPOTTED IN BOCA CHICA

[Anonymous No.11013244]

>>11013239
>doubt

[Anonymous No.11013246]

>>11013244
Look at LabPadre's main stream, they're moving it with cranes right now.

[Anonymous No.11013249]

They are raising a Falcon 1 next to the Starship, 11 years to the day it flew!

[Anonymous No.11013251]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aDOpyUmfL4
GET IN FAGS

[Anonymous No.11013259]

>>11013121
If this thing sucks, they won‘t keep flying that shitty version for long.

[Anonymous No.11013262]

Musk says first city on Mars will be built on 'rock and roll'

[Anonymous No.11013264]

[Anonymous No.11013266]

FALCON 1 SPOTTED https://twitter.com/SpaceXUpdates/status/1178065833685405696

[Anonymous No.11013268]

https://twitter.com/SpacePadreIsle/status/1178067217256271872

[Anonymous No.11013273]

>>11013268
God damn that really shows how huge starship is. And that's only the top part, when it has the booster underneath it's going to be insane.

[Anonymous No.11013275]

>>11013239
Did they have that lying around all this time?

[Anonymous No.11013277]

elon musk and estronaut?

[Anonymous No.11013279]

>>11013275
I believe it was sitting in a yard at a SpaceX facility for years (from Google map pics).

[Anonymous No.11013286]

>>11013277
can't see it

[Anonymous No.11013287]

>Falcon One becomes a payload missile for Starship

[Anonymous No.11013292]

[Anonymous No.11013293]

>>11013121
This isn't a government rocket. If something's wrong with it, they can fix it quickly by the next version. They won't have to keep flying crap hardware for decades.

[Anonymous No.11013295]

>>11013277
estronaut isn't within the fenced area, he's maybe 1-2km away and talking to a camera.

[Anonymous No.11013298]

>>11013292
[insert manlet jokes]

[Anonymous No.11013301]

>>11012937

[Anonymous No.11013314]

>>11013121
Fallback is Falcon Heavy, or Falcon Super Heavy. Not a bad fallback.

[Anonymous No.11013315]

>>11013292
Virgin Falcon vs Chad starship

[Anonymous No.11013316]

>>11012929
Why specifically does the Starship have so many seams and why couldn't they fabricate it out of longer sections of stainless steel?

The whole thing looks like some crazy person wielded it together in their backyard over a twenty year period.

[Anonymous No.11013319]

>>11013316
>The whole thing looks like some crazy person wielded it together in their backyard over a twenty year period.

thats the point.

>why couldn't they fabricate it out of longer sections of stainless steel?

$

[Anonymous No.11013323]

>>11013316
They made it smaller modular because its cheaper to do so than to spend exorbant amount of time/effort on creating a much larger piece. Cost/time sacrifices. If we could produce a fully pieced long together steel that cost less time/effort/money than multiple modular pieces welded together, they would.

[Anonymous No.11013328]

>>11012929
Fuck this planet. I am 34 now. I am going to mars in old age. Fuck my children.

[Anonymous No.11013342]

idk if I should stay awake it's 00:26 here

[Anonymous No.11013346]

>>11013342
Maybe take a nap now if possible

[Anonymous No.11013352]

>>11013346
I can't use an alarm

[Anonymous No.11013356]

>>11013342
>>11013352
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aDOpyUmfL4
take nap, leave audio playing, nap in chair, not bed

[Anonymous No.11013360]

>>11013356
oops didn't mean to quote the link, forgot I had it selected

[Anonymous No.11013365]

>>11013356
I'll try this

[Anonymous No.11013375]

>>11013292
Looks like a crushed up soda can

[Anonymous No.11013407]

>>11013292
thats a big rocket

[Anonymous No.11013408]

>>11013407
FOR YOU

[Anonymous No.11013410]

>>11013407
for you

[Anonymous No.11013412]

>>11013407

[Anonymous No.11013419]

>>11013407
It is merely an upper stage

[Anonymous No.11013423]

Should I just go to bed or pop 2 adderalls to stay awake and focused for the presentation?

[Anonymous No.11013426]

>>11013423
go to bed

[Anonymous No.11013429]

>>11013423
2 more hours. Go to sleep for 2 hours, and put a timer on google "2 hour timer" and have the audio set right so you can hear shit.

[Anonymous No.11013431]

>>11013423
It's going to be a presentation with no actual flight, worth staying up this late?

[Anonymous No.11013433]

Can't wait for Elon to come undone with the Falcon 1 stuff

[Anonymous No.11013436]

do we know how large the audience will be?

[Anonymous No.11013437]

>>11013316
The newer ring segments at cocoa are one piece with a single seam.

[Anonymous No.11013440]

>>11013436
well they're in the US, so probably pretty fat

[Anonymous No.11013445]

>>11013440
kek

[Anonymous No.11013446]

>>11013440
Savage

[Anonymous No.11013451]

>>11013433
literally every fucking time

[Anonymous No.11013458]

>>11013451
Especially so this time with the first stage there

[Anonymous No.11013463]

>>11013458
he does NOT need to cry literally every time he sees or talks about Falcon 1 I mean goddamn

[Anonymous No.11013473]

>>11013292

[Anonymous No.11013475]

>>11013463
Consider the rollercoaster he went on during that time. Both his companies on the verge of death, his marriage falling apart, his bank balance rapidly approaching zero, right as the world economy fell off a cliff. It was a difficult period.

[Anonymous No.11013478]

>>11013431
Last one was pretty good. I'm hoping he says something like 'Starship is taking too long so we're doing a moon mission with Falcon Heavy, and next launch will be to construct a fuel depot'

[Anonymous No.11013479]

>>11013473
[muffled ayyylmao in the distance]

[Anonymous No.11013481]

>>11013478
And like every presentation, plants and designs will very likely change again over the next year so it's up to you if it's worth staying up for the speech.

[Anonymous No.11013482]

>>11013436
Locally? Probably around a hundred or so. Over the internet? I'd guess somewhere between 100K-1M with geomean of 316K+-50K.

[Anonymous No.11013491]

>>11013323
>>11013437
Thanks. I figured that it had more to do with their temporary manufacturing process or it was a supply issue, as does seem very counter initiative that having so many welds would be the most cost effective way to make a part that is basically just a giant sheet/plate metal ring.

[Anonymous No.11013513]

>>11013433
It's so fucking awkward man

[Anonymous No.11013517]

Musk just crawled inside

[Anonymous No.11013519]

>>11013517
sauce

[Anonymous No.11013520]

>>11013517
Reportedly he said "fuck this gay Earth" before entering Starship Mk1.

[Anonymous No.11013521]

>>11013517
lewd

[Anonymous No.11013542]

>>11013517
>Starship presentation is happening INSIDE the vehicle
oh god please let it be true

[Anonymous No.11013545]

>>11013542
>the doors suddently close
>suprise mars trip!

[Anonymous No.11013546]

>>11013542
Nah that's just Elon installing the Arc Reactor.

[Anonymous No.11013547]

>>11013521
>b-but Elon-Kun that's where my most sensitive avionics ar- what are you doing!? don't touch that or I'm gonna c- AAAAAAHHHNN <3

[Anonymous No.11013548]

>>11013545
>We are going to make a pit stop at KSC to refuel. Make sure to eave at NASA who still can't get their shit together with SLS

[Anonymous No.11013553]

Why weren't you invited to the event anon? Aren't you a spaceflight expert in the field?

[Anonymous No.11013557]

kino

[Anonymous No.11013570]

ALRIGHT BOYS how much longer

[Anonymous No.11013573]

From Foust

[Anonymous No.11013575]

>>11013553
I'm at the event. I just saw Elon Musk a few minutes ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued waiting for it to start and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.

[Anonymous No.11013578]

>>11013553
I'm not done with my engine yet. Don't want to show up to one of these events empty handed.

[Anonymous No.11013585]

look at that stainles steel shine

[Anonymous No.11013588]

A big bus has arrived to the area

[Anonymous No.11013593]

>>11013585
>Elon Musk makes a presentation near sunset, but no one sees it because they all got blinded by the setting Sun glinting off Starship
>Ol' Musky expresses his disappointment that no one saw his "Falcon 1 talk"

[Anonymous No.11013594]

Interesting that google maps is showing heavy traffic at Boca Chica at the moment.

[Anonymous No.11013598]

>>11013585
Once standardized production of these beasts kicks off and smooths out all the wrinkles it'll be impossible to take a photo that ISN'T pure sex and kino.

[Anonymous No.11013603]

>>11013575

[Anonymous No.11013605]

>>11013594
Since there probably isn't anything out there to detect traffic other than online cell phones reporting their GPS, that's probably what it's seeing.

[Anonymous No.11013606]

>>11013575
pics or fake

[Anonymous No.11013608]

Badge design

[Anonymous No.11013614]

>>11013575
Haven't seen this copy-pasta in a while.

[Anonymous No.11013625]

>>11013575
I once met Elon at a local coffee shop. I asked for an autograph because, while I'm not a fan, my wife's boyfriend is. Get this, the guy is pretty chill and we took a photo and he signed it as well. However at the end, I said "thanks for helping out with my wife's boyfriend" and he gave me a weird disgust look. Huh? I didn't say verbally anything but my facial expression apparently did. So he said, "well, next time, don't be troll."

[Anonymous No.11013652]

>>11012963
>>11013209
A fully fueled BFR stack going RUD would quite literally release the same amount of energy as a decent sized nuclear bomb. The explosion would be in the several kiloton range.
That being said, this energy is released rather slowly as the fuel combusts and does not produce a super strong shockwave, but there would be a gigantic fireball.

[Anonymous No.11013655]

Media people are allowed near SS now

[Anonymous No.11013663]

>>11013655
>SS

BASED ELON

[Anonymous No.11013664]

>>11013655
This is it? What a disaster

[Anonymous No.11013665]

>>11013655
I wonder what sound it would make if you knocked on it hard

[Anonymous No.11013667]

>>11013664

[Anonymous No.11013668]

>ULA and SLS shills working overtime on weekend

[Anonymous No.11013669]

[Anonymous No.11013671]

>>11013667
>Guy at the bottom laughing at how shitty it looks

[Anonymous No.11013672]

>>11013665
https://youtu.be/LCalLrlA_cI

[Anonymous No.11013675]

>>11013655
Those top fins look like foreskin

[Anonymous No.11013677]

>>11013608
sex

[Anonymous No.11013679]

>>11013655
>be ULA spy
>plant bomb on base of starship
>detonate on fly day

[Anonymous No.11013683]

>>11013669
Say, whatever did happen to Starhopper after its last flight?

[Anonymous No.11013687]

>>11013683
Engines were removed and the "ship" was left in place.

[Anonymous No.11013688]

>>11013669
It's a fucking grain elevator

[Anonymous No.11013689]

>>11013683
It's still sitting out at/near the pads.

[Anonymous No.11013691]

>>11013675
Lay off the COOMING, it's affecting your vision.

[Anonymous No.11013692]

Will Elon have the balls to crucify the SLS program?

[Anonymous No.11013696]

Sunset

[Anonymous No.11013697]

>>11013692
He already did by putting together an actual heavy rocket on his pad. Hardware over words on paper for SLS.

[Anonymous No.11013706]

>>11013692
Not too soon. Hope he waits until Starship actually does 20/100KM successfully.

[Anonymous No.11013709]

someone tell OSHA Elon doesn’t have proper PPE on

[Anonymous No.11013713]

Reminder, the entire 12,000 Starlink launch/build cost 12 billion dollar.

Suppose SpaceX gets 20 million customers paying $50 per month for a year. That's $12 billion covered in 1 year. Or lets just say only 5 million people use Starlink @ $50 for gigabit. Then in 4 years, they can pay their cost.

[Anonymous No.11013716]

>>11013713
The real money is from HST and backload

[Anonymous No.11013719]

No way there's room for 100 people in there.

[Anonymous No.11013721]

>>11013713
But the sats all need replacing every five years.

[Anonymous No.11013722]

>>11013667
UUUUUHHHGGGG, look at the wyte peepoo here! So undivese! I don't even see a single burka!

#CancelSpaceX
Donate to my patreon

[Anonymous No.11013723]

>>11013713
Consider that Starlink launches, some of them, will also be rideshare launches. They will literally make money on the launch itself. Starlink has NEGATIVE LAUNCH COSTS.

[Anonymous No.11013725]

Post things with better build quality than """""starship"""""

I'll start.

[Anonymous No.11013726]

>>11013722
fuck off nigger literally nobody cares

[Anonymous No.11013727]

>>11013709
from that angle it looks like that guy is molesting Elon

pretty based tbqhf

[Anonymous No.11013728]

>>11013723
How? The fairing is packed to the brim with satellites.

[Anonymous No.11013729]

>>11013726
trolled

[Anonymous No.11013731]

>>11013723
The $12 billion is also a charitable market cost on F9, not internal price or Starship launches. >>11013721
In 5 years, Starship will do the launches and they would have reduced the cost of launching satellites to 1/10th the price and the satellites would probably be much cheaper/robust than current gen's satellites. Thus SpaceX could offer 1 gigabit for $20/$30 and still make profit and kill every one else in the industry.

[Anonymous No.11013734]

>>11013725
Now build that 9 metres wide and 50 metres high

[Anonymous No.11013736]

>>11013727
>do you like this
>p-please welder-san, don't touch t-there
>mmmhhh, you like it don't you
>aaaaaaaaah~~~ p-please stop!
>you and I are going to have a wild night today, elon-kun~~

[Anonymous No.11013737]

>>11013728
https://www.geekwire.com/2019/spacex-sweetens-deal-satellite-rideshare-program-starlink-plays-role/

[Anonymous No.11013743]

>>11013736
He's holding a camera you moron

[Anonymous No.11013745]

30 minutes, I suspect the stream will come on in 20.

[Anonymous No.11013746]

When will ROSCOSMOS build a competing rocket?

[Anonymous No.11013747]

>>11013713
I could easily see them picking up much more than 20m customers.

[Anonymous No.11013750]

>>11013747
They can only have so many customers in a given area. The service is next to useless in cities.

[Anonymous No.11013752]

>>11013575
I'm at the event. I just saw Neil DeGrasse Tyson a few minutes ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued waiting for it to start and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.

[Anonymous No.11013754]

>>11013746
They can barely keep their Soyuz from getting drilled on

[Anonymous No.11013755]

>>11013746
probably 20-30 years from now

[Anonymous No.11013758]

>>11013746
Doubt that they can build something that competes against BFR since they apparently have worse corruption than that NASA, and NASA can't make a 'new' rocket it save it's life.

[Anonymous No.11013760]

>>11013743
no

[Anonymous No.11013761]

>>11013553
reminder that this game will be a massive disappointment on all levels

[Anonymous No.11013763]

>>11013746
>Roscosmos says fuck it, crash development program
>Copy Starship outright
>Engines have the loosest tolerances ever flown, runs on liquid oxygen and any flammable liquid
>Compensate for low efficiency by making it b i g g e r
>Soyuz style "giant matchstick" ignition
>production model is Mk 1 level of jank
>new space race becomes increasingly enormous reusable 2STOs

[Anonymous No.11013764]

>>11013747
Absolutely, but it will take few years to ramp up mainly because ground station receiver manufacturing might not be "there" yet to provide all 20 million with dish in 1 year. I think 1 million i first year, 5 in next, 15 in 3rd year and so on depending on how their rollout works and the public knowledge/trust.

[Anonymous No.11013766]

>>11013755
It's a real shame these friggin oligarchs can't get their shit together and spend some of their money on space instead of stupid megayachts etc.

[Anonymous No.11013768]

>>11013763
Is it 2STO or TSTO?

[Anonymous No.11013769]

>>11013763
>SpaceX and Roscomos cooperate in new Starship-Soyuz project
>Two giant rockets touch tips in LEO

[Anonymous No.11013777]

>>11013761
All KSP2 has to do is be better than KSP1, and the bar for that is set so low that you would have to be from /v/ to be disappointed by it.

[Anonymous No.11013778]

>>11013766
Just tell them to develop a megayacht that is also a spaceship

[Anonymous No.11013781]

>>11013750
This

[Anonymous No.11013782]

>>11013761
>>11013761
>will
It already has been
>made in unity
>already bad performance in gameplay showcases
>made by different studio

[Anonymous No.11013783]

>>11013768
Its TSTO.

[Anonymous No.11013784]

>>11013769
Nah, you're thinking too small. Imagine the sheer fucking size of station module you can yeet with Starship / Starshipski. SpaceX-Roscosmos-Bigelow 1km spin station.

[Anonymous No.11013786]

>>11013782
>made in unity
agreed
>already bad performance in gameplay showcases
agreed
>made by different studio
This is actually a good thing. Squad is pretty incompetent.

[Anonymous No.11013790]

Lights on

[Anonymous No.11013791]

>>11013750
It's more for rural areas, there are a fuck load of cunts on either shithouse tier monopoly dsl plans or have no internet at all. Well in excess of 20m.

[Anonymous No.11013792]

>>11013782
There is nothing wrong with using Unity.

[Anonymous No.11013793]

Elon delighted confirmed
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1178107012141535232

[Anonymous No.11013795]

>>11013778
I'm surprised more billionares aren't doing this desu. Every one of their rich "friends" has a yacht or a fleet of them, but who has a yacht in SPACE.

[Anonymous No.11013796]

>>11013722
shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.11013798]

>>11013750
Canada alone has enough rural/exurban population with mediocre or shitty internet to make Starlink viable. America has ten times that.

[Anonymous No.11013801]

>>11013795
Because for a long time launches were nearly half a million per pop thanks to the Shuttle. Who's going to drop that cash just to fart around in LEO?

[Anonymous No.11013804]

>>11013801
You mean half a billion I guess

[Anonymous No.11013805]

>>11013801
>half a mil
*half a billion

[Anonymous No.11013806]

>>11013734
You should try and hammer out those dents first

[Anonymous No.11013807]

>>11013768
TSTO

[Anonymous No.11013808]

>>11013795
I expect bespoke Starships to be a big industry for anyone who can afford to own a 747. Military customers? This is the most capable satellite retrieval / destruction / launch platform ever built. Logistics? FedEx will have a fleet of them. Space yachts. Space hotels. Every company that wants to do microgravity research can just fucking charter a Starship. If it's actually 747 cheap to operate, it will become 747 common.

Oh, and one more thing.

Space Force One.

[Anonymous No.11013811]

>>11013804
>>11013805
Yeah, oops. Saw ~$500 million can my brain misfired.

[Anonymous No.11013815]

>>11013793
>Delight, simply delight!
>>11013798
I am currently monitoring this thread through an unreliable overpriced slow as fuck connection, I would commit thought crimes to get a Starlink subscription as early as possible.

[Anonymous No.11013816]

>>11013798
I'm guessing villages in the middle of nowhere might have a single big antenna and then share the signal around via powerful WiFi or something, rather than everyone having their own Starlink connection?

[Anonymous No.11013817]

>>11013801
Some jew that has more money than he knows what to do with?
>>11013808
>microgravity
Don't forget partial gravity by attaching 2 starships with wires, if that becomes a thing.

[Anonymous No.11013820]

Exploitable

[Anonymous No.11013822]

21st century fox

[Anonymous No.11013829]

Any other saddo UK anons still up?

[Anonymous No.11013831]

After the presentation I'm gonna shoop up a Starship in the Airforce One livery, should be p. dope

[Anonymous No.11013833]

>>11013829
Yeah. Tea is helping.

[Anonymous No.11013834]

>>11013829
spain

[Anonymous No.11013836]

12 minutes, stream will probably go live soon in few minutes

[Anonymous No.11013837]

Oh man! Better take off in my cool new spaceship!

[Anonymous No.11013838]

>>11013833
Good call, I might sort one out quickly

[Anonymous No.11013839]

>>11013829
europoors bitching about presentation times apparently never tried watching professional starcraft from north america

[Anonymous No.11013842]

>>11013121
There's always amazon, aka the backup.

[Anonymous No.11013845]

>>11013834
Ola

[Anonymous No.11013846]

Stream is already live! just refresh

[Anonymous No.11013847]

>>11013837
baste

[Anonymous No.11013849]

>>11013846
liar

[Anonymous No.11013850]

>>11013845
pa ti mi cola

[Anonymous No.11013854]

>>11013829
germany

[Anonymous No.11013857]

>>11013854
>German
>Appreciates rocketry
Seems about right.

[Anonymous No.11013858]

>>11013857
we kind of invented it

[Anonymous No.11013859]

STARSHIP JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

[Anonymous No.11013860]

He we go. Starship.

[Anonymous No.11013861]

>>11013846
You little cunt, I'm already refreshing constantly regardless.

[Anonymous No.11013864]

>>11013820
>boom lift
pussy should've taken a scissor lift

>this thread is now a sticky
GET HYPE

[Anonymous No.11013865]

FIVE MINUTE WARNING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klVe7_2UEQ8

[Anonymous No.11013867]

boasting in a sticky bread

who /herebeforesticky/ here

[Anonymous No.11013868]

>>11013808
You won't be able to buy them because of security over rocket technology.

[Anonymous No.11013870]

wonder if MZ is here?

[Anonymous No.11013872]

STREAM IS LIVE

[Anonymous No.11013874]

Sticky ÙwÚ

[Anonymous No.11013875]

3 MINUTE

MY BODY IS LADY

[Anonymous No.11013876]

>>11013829
Yeah just made a quick brew and had a shit ready for the presentation.

[Anonymous No.11013877]

>>11013839
No bitching, just chat about tea. This is the British way anon

[Anonymous No.11013878]

>>11013865
it says 3 hours on my countdown

[Anonymous No.11013880]

>>11013878
Hit refresh.

[Anonymous No.11013882]

Incoming Elon autism

[Anonymous No.11013883]

>>11013868
Proliferation is a bygone conclusion if you want a commercial space industry, much less privately funded space colonization. And besides, who cares? All the countries you don't want to have ICBMs already have them.

[Anonymous No.11013884]

2 min warning!

[Anonymous No.11013885]

LAST MINUTE PREDICTIONS GO
>First customer(s) besides Dearmoon announced

[Anonymous No.11013886]

>>11013875
1:30

[Anonymous No.11013888]

Welcome to the history books friends!

[Anonymous No.11013889]

posting in a sticky

[Anonymous No.11013890]

>>11013858
A couple of billion Ching Chong Chinaman might take issue with that, krautbro

[Anonymous No.11013893]

Wew 4 alarms but i’m up.

Take this, gf. Its your turn to suffer.

[Anonymous No.11013894]

What are you eating right now, lads?

[Anonymous No.11013897]

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

[Anonymous No.11013898]

Laaaaate

[Anonymous No.11013899]

PRESENTATION IS SCRUBBED

[Anonymous No.11013900]

It won't start on time

[Anonymous No.11013902]

>waiting for SpaceX
RIP

[Anonymous No.11013903]

>>11013878
doesn't work
i think my system clock is fucked up because most websites show broken times for things

[Anonymous No.11013904]

inb4 the tesla pickup is shown.

[Anonymous No.11013905]

>>11013885
Space Force / Air Force interest, landing on the Moon by 2024

[Anonymous No.11013907]

>>11013894

[Anonymous No.11013909]

God damn it!

[Anonymous No.11013910]

reeeee

>>11013894
pizza rolls

[Anonymous No.11013911]

>cancelled
see you next year

[Anonymous No.11013912]

>live in 9 minutes

Fuck this is going to be another Neuralink isn't it?

[Anonymous No.11013913]

YOU'RE LATE ELON

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER ELON

[Anonymous No.11013914]

>>11013907
wtf is that burned toast?

[Anonymous No.11013916]

This is quintessential Elon Time

[Anonymous No.11013917]

>>11013882
Literal idiot savant

[Anonymous No.11013918]

>scrubbed
Till next saturday, folks.

[Anonymous No.11013920]

14 min

[Anonymous No.11013921]

15 MIN DELAY

[Anonymous No.11013922]

14 minutes

[Anonymous No.11013923]

fuck sake

[Anonymous No.11013924]

>>11013912
What stream link are you using? Post.

[Anonymous No.11013925]

presentation scrubbed due to upper level winds!

[Anonymous No.11013926]

>new counter

[Anonymous No.11013928]

don't mind me

[Anonymous No.11013929]

Jim was right, Elon delays yet again for 15 minutes

[Anonymous No.11013930]

>13 minute rewind
It's all falling apart!

[Anonymous No.11013932]

Relax guys, it's just a small delay. Imagine how badly it'll be delayed if NASA ran a similar live-stream for SLS.

[Anonymous No.11013933]

>>11013924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOpMrVnjYeY

[Anonymous No.11013934]

HOLD HOLD HOLD
>Reset the clock to 15 minutes

[Anonymous No.11013935]

>15 more minutes
oh nononono

[Anonymous No.11013938]

STOP HITTING THE SNOOZE BUTTON YOU PISSANT

[Anonymous No.11013939]

>>11013933
Are you seeing 12 min now?

[Anonymous No.11013941]

>>11013894
50% rice chex, 30% corn chex, 20% honey nut chex

[Anonymous No.11013942]

ELON IN 30

[Anonymous No.11013945]

God damn it hurry up Elon I'm going out with my bf soon

[Anonymous No.11013946]

>>11013914
That's black pudding you uncultured swine

[Anonymous No.11013948]

>>11013894
I'm still digesting garlic chilli chicken and saag bhaji. Bastards put extra chillis in it tonight I swear

[Anonymous No.11013949]

>>11013929
Fuckin' Birdenstine

[Anonymous No.11013950]

>>11013894
A Klondike bar.

[Anonymous No.11013951]

>delayed again

[Anonymous No.11013952]

pray to the stars

[Anonymous No.11013956]

ATTENTION ULA WORKERS, IF YOU WATCH THIS PRESENTATION I WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO FULL THE SLS WORKSPACE WITH HYPERGOLIC PROPELLANTS.

[Anonymous No.11013957]

Nice. Just enough time for me to vape up some flower.

All aboard the nug train!

[Anonymous No.11013958]

>>11013952
All bow down

[Anonymous No.11013959]

THE GREAT JOURNEY IS UPON US

[Anonymous No.11013960]

>>11013907
Bit heavy on the beans, egg untidy, sausages look cheap, bacon could do with being a bit crispier, and no toast? The black pudding, fried mash and mushrooms aren't bad though, and I can't argue with quantity.

[Anonymous No.11013962]

>>11013957
enjoy your CNN manufactured illness. Smoke like a normal human.

[Anonymous No.11013963]

>>11013945
why are you gay

[Anonymous No.11013964]

>>11013939
>He doesn't have access to the secret livestream that is five minutes ahead.
Heh, nerd.

[Anonymous No.11013965]

The future is upon us.

[Anonymous No.11013966]

>>11013952
i know its the biggest spaceship ever but its still smol compared to watercraft

[Anonymous No.11013968]

WTF SLS FLEW OVER MY HOU- sike!

[Anonymous No.11013969]

Vaping dry flower? I'm looking for one since I stopped using carts

[Anonymous No.11013972]

>>11013907
thinking about thos beans...

[Anonymous No.11013974]

>>11013914
Greedy bastard, that looks pretty good

[Anonymous No.11013975]

Apologize.

[Anonymous No.11013976]

>vaping
enjoy your terminal cancer at age 24

[Anonymous No.11013977]

>>11013945
M-maybe E-e-elon can be ur bf tonight

[Anonymous No.11013981]

>>11013907
that looks pretty good. I could actually prepare some of that in an hours

[Anonymous No.11013984]

It's 3 am here. I'm about to fall asleep. They need to hurry up

[Anonymous No.11013985]

>>11013976
>t. CNN drone

[Anonymous No.11013986]

>>11013960
Cheap sausages are the best ones.

[Anonymous No.11013987]

>>11013962
Vaping straight flower and not concentrates comes with none of that street-dilutant risk as well as no carcinogenic particulate or secondary compounds like smoking.

Choo-choo motherfucker!

[Anonymous No.11013989]

>>11013975
I'm sorry you weren't invited to the event Jim

[Anonymous No.11013990]

>>11013952
For a second I thought there was a bright yellow man in the crowd.

[Anonymous No.11013991]

>tfw gay
>tfw no bf
>tfw women come on to me all the time but never any guys
i cant wait to get off this straightfag planet

[Anonymous No.11013992]

>>11013975
That’s one tough boi

[Anonymous No.11013994]

>>11013975

[Anonymous No.11013995]

>>11013991
fuck you

[Anonymous No.11013996]

>>11013986
When you're about 5 and don't know any better, perhaps

[Anonymous No.11014001]

DELIGHTFULLY
COUNTER
INTUITIVE

[Anonymous No.11014003]

>>11013995
That's his problem anon, no one will fuck him

[Anonymous No.11014004]

>Elon invites Shelby to Starship Mk1 for free
>Shelby obliges, hoping that he will get a chance to roast Elon and promote SLS
>Elon sits Shelby right next to Starship
>presentation starts
>"I have an important announcement about this Starship prototype", Elon says in his mircophone with barely contained excitement
>everyone waits in anticipation
>"this isn't a Starship prototype"
>everyone, even Shelby looks confused
>"its a grain silo!"
>everyone else just awkwardly laughs because "lol its like the water tower"
>but before everyone else could finish laughing and before Shelby can interject about this Slut Launch System Elon grabs a panel on Starship with his chad hands
>he vigorously pulls the panel off and unleashing a flood of grain
>grain flows quickly over Shelby, drowning him in Texan seed
>everyone just stands there in horror

[Anonymous No.11014005]

>>11013991
do some crossdressing then, fag

[Anonymous No.11014007]

>>11013966
it's not the biggest without the big chungus booster

[Anonymous No.11014008]

>>11013991
>he thinks gays will go to mars
Maybe you should watch for tickets to Uranus

[Anonymous No.11014011]

>>11013991
On Mars if you have homosexual thoughts you are immediately killed and recycled for nutrients to grow more vegetables

[Anonymous No.11014013]

LIVE

[Anonymous No.11014012]

LIVE LIVE LIVE

[Anonymous No.11014014]

ITS LIVE

[Anonymous No.11014015]

liv

[Anonymous No.11014017]

STREAM YEAH

[Anonymous No.11014019]

IT LIVES

[Anonymous No.11014021]

here we fuckin goooo

[Anonymous No.11014020]

LIVE LIVE LIVE

[Anonymous No.11014022]

Aw yea we’re in.

[Anonymous No.11014023]

LIVE

[Anonymous No.11014024]

AY DEM BEATS

[Anonymous No.11014025]

WE HAVE OONTZ

[Anonymous No.11014026]

>>11013962
a dry herb vape is basically a fancy-ass chillum, you just stick weed in one end and either a battery or a butane lighter heats the weed, you can do the same thing with any normal pipe by holding the flame at a distance

[Anonymous No.11014028]

Music Happening.

[Anonymous No.11014029]

>>11013991
>tfw gay
>tfw the only guys who ask me out are other gay bottoms
Why can't I ever get asked out by a dom guy for once?

[Anonymous No.11014030]

>>11013991
Download Tinder

[Anonymous No.11014031]

WERE LIVE NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.11014033]

>>11012963
how much caffeine would it take to achieve lift-off?

[Anonymous No.11014034]

LIVE FEED IS LIVE NOW LADS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOpMrVnjYeY

[Anonymous No.11014037]

cute music

[Anonymous No.11014038]

HAPPENINGCON 0.

[Anonymous No.11014039]

H A P P E N I N G

[Anonymous No.11014040]

[Anonymous No.11014041]

>tunnels
>brain-computer interface
>rockets
>cars
>internet
Okay, but when is Elon going to get to what really matters? Either catgirls or robotfus.

[Anonymous No.11014042]

>>11013994

[Anonymous No.11014043]

>>11013986
Preach it brother! Been years since I last had Tesco's sausage and I still miss it on occasions.

[Anonymous No.11014044]

Loving this royalty free music

[Anonymous No.11014046]

>>11014007
What spaceship is bigger without its booster stages?

[Anonymous No.11014048]

>>11014029
Same, but I'm a top

[Anonymous No.11014051]

ERE WE GO

[Anonymous No.11014052]

>>11014041
Elon watches anime so he's on it but he can't reveal his power level.

[Anonymous No.11014053]

Please, Elon get me out of here. I can build the colony really good machine learning tools.

[Anonymous No.11014055]

>>11014005
and post pics

[Anonymous No.11014057]

Shit I've just remembered how much I hate Elon's presenting

[Anonymous No.11014058]

Any other live threads around?

[Anonymous No.11014059]

CRANK IT

[Anonymous No.11014062]

Will trannies be allowed on Mars?

[Anonymous No.11014063]

[Anonymous No.11014064]

>>11014053
me too i can suck everybody's dick

[Anonymous No.11014065]

>>11014062
No.

[Anonymous No.11014066]

>living in a 125+IQ mars colony while Terrastrials destroy themselves.

[Anonymous No.11014068]

>>11014057
Elon presenting is the pinnacle of human achievement

[Anonymous No.11014070]

>>11014057
>suddenly remember the Elon levels of cringe that will be incomming

[Anonymous No.11014071]

>>11014052
He really likes to play it safe. I think the most controversial he went was when he said about nuking mars. He doesn't even entertain the idea of having nuclear rockets, or nuclear power on mars. So I doubt he'll touch genetic engineering any time soon.

[Anonymous No.11014073]

Minecraft music

[Anonymous No.11014074]

>>11013991
>tfw bi masterrace

[Anonymous No.11014075]

>>11014048
will you be my bf?

[Anonymous No.11014076]

[Anonymous No.11014078]

>>11014062
No
it's a colony in a tight space with limited supplies
so a non-reproducing, hormone taking, disease ridden and injury prone individual will be the literal opposite of what is desired

[Anonymous No.11014079]

>That song transition

[Anonymous No.11014080]

>>11014057
>>11014068
>>11014070
The guy needs to take public speaking classes. I get that he wants to be genuine but it's fucking painful.

[Anonymous No.11014081]

>>11014066

[Anonymous No.11014082]

>Countdown clock shows up on stream with launch timeline

[Anonymous No.11014084]

t+1 minute over

[Anonymous No.11014085]

will there be a futa option for the genetically engineered catgirls? asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.11014087]

>>11014062
God damn it, we want to go to space to escape this gay fucking planet. Having you faggots in space defeats the entire purpose.

[Anonymous No.11014086]

>not eurobeat

[Anonymous No.11014088]

>>11014078
If anything, people who can't reproduce will be ideal early on.

[Anonymous No.11014091]

>>11014087
>Tranny starship "accidentally" RUDs

[Anonymous No.11014092]

>>11014080
Sorry, Mars is not for neurotypicals.

[Anonymous No.11014094]

Thank god they switched off the PSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.11014096]

I hear the audience.

[Anonymous No.11014097]

>>11014087
>faggots
but I'm straight

[Anonymous No.11014098]

>>11014053
He'll just make you beam him the code from Earth. Shoulda been a real engineer, codemonkey

[Anonymous No.11014099]

>>11014087
the solar system is ours to conquer, we can have designated gayfag planets, designated shitting cylinders, and catgirl moons

[Anonymous No.11014100]

>>11014085
only if you like them barbed

[Anonymous No.11014101]

GODDAMN IT START THE STREAM ELON

[Anonymous No.11014102]

>>11014094
It was Elon pissing before the presentation. Can't do a talk on a full bladder.

[Anonymous No.11014103]

>>11014094
>crowd noises are still there

[Anonymous No.11014104]

>>11014087
Even going into space won't make you escape that repressed homolust

[Anonymous No.11014105]

>>11014066
>>11014066
Imagine an alternate dimension where SLS launches...Mars will be populated solely by black females and homosexual soi SCIENCE YES “males”
>>11014092
This is the only correct answer

[Anonymous No.11014106]

>>11014078
>non-reproducing
how little you know

[Anonymous No.11014107]

>>11014066
>tfw move to mars but nothing changes really changes
>"mars niggers have, on average, a higher IQ than earth niggers. It's a well-researched fact."

[Anonymous No.11014109]

So on Mars, what will they do with all the poop?

[Anonymous No.11014110]

>>11014088
The best and brightest of humanity can be trusted to use a fucking condom
they don't need all the baggage of a tranny

[Anonymous No.11014111]

ELON RALLY

MAKE MARS GREAT AGAIN

BUILD

[Anonymous No.11014112]

>>11014104
>we
4chan is not your personal group

[Anonymous No.11014113]

>elon every time he mentions falcon 1
$5 elon cries on stream

[Anonymous No.11014115]

t+4

[Anonymous No.11014116]

Let's go Starship!

[Anonymous No.11014118]

>>11014096
>mars
>clearly visible blue earthshine

have you people not seen a hue slider

[Anonymous No.11014117]

>>11014111
WALL

[Anonymous No.11014119]

>>11014112
This isn't 4chan, tourist.

[Anonymous No.11014120]

>>11014109
grow crops on it

[Anonymous No.11014121]

>>11014107
Wouldn’t this be true though?

[Anonymous No.11014122]

>>11014109
recycle nitrogen and bacteria.

[Anonymous No.11014123]

someone's live-streaming it https://twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1LyxBLYvplOGN

[Anonymous No.11014124]

>>11014109
fertilizer

[Anonymous No.11014125]

>>11014062
Yes but only as underground tunnel engineers so they can DILATE

[Anonymous No.11014126]

>>11014109
poop will be incredibly valuable as fertilizer, but assuming you mean things that can't be recycled to fertilizer, it's not like there's anyone to complain if you just dump shit into lava tubes

[Anonymous No.11014127]

jesus why isnt thr stream starting already

[Anonymous No.11014128]

>>11014125
kek

[Anonymous No.11014129]

>>11014115
refresh

[Anonymous No.11014131]

>>11014123
live spacex stream music must be hype

[Anonymous No.11014132]

>>11014125
trannies who still have penis don't need to dilate, silly

[Anonymous No.11014133]

GET ON WITH IT

I WANT TO GO TO BED

[Anonymous No.11014134]

>>11014119
don't remind of this me please

[Anonymous No.11014135]

>>11014127
They're topping off the silo with grain.

[Anonymous No.11014137]

>>11014123
>elon makes all the guests wait 2 hours before giving presentation
Well atleast its warm there right now with 84F

[Anonymous No.11014138]

Faltermeyer-esque FM synth tunes. nice

[Anonymous No.11014139]

>>11014121
Yes, but you still wouldn't be allowed to talk about it or else the intergalactic tribunal on planetary equality will get you fired from your space job

[Anonymous No.11014140]

>>11014123
rotate your phone, fuck

[Anonymous No.11014141]

IS THIS GRIMES?
IS HE PLAYING HIS EX'S MUSIC?

[Anonymous No.11014144]

>>11014118
Mars has blue sky at dusk.

[Anonymous No.11014145]

>>11014138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV-hSgL1R74

Almost heard this tune

[Anonymous No.11014147]

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM ON

[Anonymous No.11014148]

>>11014112
It’s mine, newfag. Who the fuck are you.

[Anonymous No.11014149]

Apologise to him.

[Anonymous No.11014151]

>>11014139
SJW culture isn't sustainable, we'll be past it within 30 years.

[Anonymous No.11014153]

>>11014141
No, but he still follows her and rt'ed a new song of hers like a month ago

[Anonymous No.11014154]

OK now I'm worried that they will just cancel the show.

[Anonymous No.11014155]

>>11014133
Shoulda lived on the Best Coast, it's only 6pm here

[Anonymous No.11014156]

>>11014109
My theory: feed to Black Soldier Fly Larvae, then use them as manure (or protein). I think there's a problem with directly using human waste as manure isn't there?

[Anonymous No.11014157]

>>11014154
Don't worry, they cancelled. Time for you to go to sleep.

[Anonymous No.11014159]

How many qt female(female) engineers do you think will be at the afterparty?

[Anonymous No.11014160]

>>11014141
real thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqNbHjYeFbg

Elon Musk cashed all his checks
(and Grimes is on the moon)
Now he’s having cyborg sex
(with Grimes on the moon)
We got Art Angels meets Spacex
(feat. Grimes on the moon)

[Anonymous No.11014161]

>>11014149
IT'S
TIME
TO
DELIVER

[Anonymous No.11014163]

GET ON WITH IT

[Anonymous No.11014165]

When will the livestream start? It's time

[Anonymous No.11014166]

>>11014139
Mars will eventual become a collection of scientific, agrarian, nationalist feudal states with robots filling lower serf roles. Don’t worry

[Anonymous No.11014168]

>>11014160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVwJqEXWSOQ

[Anonymous No.11014169]

>>11014159
Elon will be fucking them all.

[Anonymous No.11014170]

>>11014160
>tfw no goth gf that cosplays as catgirl

[Anonymous No.11014171]

>>11014149
I'm sorry that SpaceX isn't delivering on their promises on time after ~$9 billion in taxpayer money and ~$2 billion in gifted real assets from NASA.

[Anonymous No.11014173]

Livestream's on Elon time

[Anonymous No.11014175]

>>11014156
Yeah the problem is that organic humans are disgusting disease-ridden fleshbags which excrete biohazards

Mars will belong to the transhumanist master race, inferior biologicals NOT welcome

[Anonymous No.11014176]

ULA SNIPER KILLED ELON
RIP!

[Anonymous No.11014178]

>>11014149
I am looking forward to the NASA announcement on Artemis. In the meantime, SLS is years behind schedule. Everyone expects to see the same level of enthusiasm focused on the the investments of the American taxpayer. It's time to deliver.

[Anonymous No.11014180]

[Anonymous No.11014182]

STARTING CLAPPP

[Anonymous No.11014183]

>>11014126
Human waste is a really poor fertilizer.

[Anonymous No.11014187]

Actual start

[Anonymous No.11014188]

>>11014166
So... Anarcho-communist?

[Anonymous No.11014189]

its happening

[Anonymous No.11014190]

IT’S HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.11014191]

OH SHIT

[Anonymous No.11014192]

IT'S STARTING BROS

[Anonymous No.11014193]

ITS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.11014194]

wooooo

[Anonymous No.11014195]

Ok this is going to be a fucking shambles

[Anonymous No.11014197]

WiNDY weather

[Anonymous No.11014198]

WINDS OF THE FUTURE

[Anonymous No.11014199]

OH SHIT HER WE GO

[Anonymous No.11014200]

huheaho

[Anonymous No.11014201]

>it's tied down well
That gave me the image of the top flying off again and falling on the crowd

[Anonymous No.11014202]

the cringe is already starting

[Anonymous No.11014205]

>it falls on the audience due to wind

[Anonymous No.11014206]

>5 seconds in and he's already dropping spaghetti
classic Elon

[Anonymous No.11014207]

>>11014183
Better than no fertilizer at all, which will be the case until they get industry up

[Anonymous No.11014208]

HERE WE GO

[Anonymous No.11014209]

the
thee
uh
the
uh
team
the
uhhhhh
uuuuuuhhhhhhh
UUUUUUUHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.11014210]

Hum
Huh

[Anonymous No.11014211]

Wtf it looks tiny.

[Anonymous No.11014212]

wow what a great audience

[Anonymous No.11014213]

>>11014195
as is tradition

[Anonymous No.11014214]

URGENT NOTICE: JIM BRIDENSTINE HAS BROKEN INTO SPACEX’S BOCA CHICA COMPOUND AND IS WIELDING AN ASSAULT RIFLE, HE’S MASSACRING THE MEDIA AT THIS VERY MOMENT! PLEASE EVACUATE!

[Anonymous No.11014215]

Dude

It's windy

[Anonymous No.11014216]

>>11014195
What are the odds that Starship will fall onto the crowd?

[Anonymous No.11014218]

it-t-t-t-t-t-t's p-p-p-p-p-retty wind-d-d-d-y here

[Anonymous No.11014217]

I forgot how much this prick stutters, you think with his "superhuman work ethic" he could take a few hours each week to get some fucking public speaking training to make this actually bearable

[Anonymous No.11014219]

SpaceX ASMR

It feels like someone is blowing in my ear.

[Anonymous No.11014221]

is that shit leaning

[Anonymous No.11014222]

16 MPH wind

[Anonymous No.11014223]

>woooo it is starting
>elon speaks
>cringe intensifies
Watching this is like watching people hit on chicks in high school.

[Anonymous No.11014224]

>so i-w-w-it-t-iw-wiw-iw-t-t- the point of this
god damn it Elon

[Anonymous No.11014225]

UM SO WEuhBbuUhubUB uh whuWHUT um

[Anonymous No.11014228]

its really windy guys

[Anonymous No.11014229]

Falcon 1 is wobbling

[Anonymous No.11014231]

HE'S ALREADY STUTTERING
>HE'S ALREADY STUTTERING
HE'S ALREADY STUTTERING
>HE'S ALREADY STUTTERING
HE'S ALREADY STUTTERING
>HE'S ALREADY STUTTERING
HE'S ALREADY STUTTERING
>HE'S ALREADY STUTTERING

[Anonymous No.11014232]

[Anonymous No.11014233]

>>11014209
>can I get uuhhhh a uuuuhhhhhhhhhh a BIG uummmmmm FALCON uuuuuh the uuuuhmmm ROCKET?

[Anonymous No.11014234]

He sounds like he's in a good mood

[Anonymous No.11014235]

man elon sounds PUMPED
and I'm PUMPED

[Anonymous No.11014236]

He's trying his best as*holes

[Anonymous No.11014237]

Honestly, so far this is among his most coherent presentations

[Anonymous No.11014238]

>>11014212
I understood that reference.

[Anonymous No.11014239]

PPSSSSSHHSSSSGGGHHHHSSSSHSPPSSHSHSHSSHSHSSSSSSHSHHSSS

[Anonymous No.11014240]

God he's so bad at this

[Anonymous No.11014241]

>Or do you want the future of demographic replacement

ELON NO

[Anonymous No.11014243]

>try to skip the cringe
>its a livestream
why did i stay up for this

[Anonymous No.11014244]

>>11014233
lemee get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
BONELESS falcon with a 2 liter of UDMH?

[Anonymous No.11014245]

Elon's jacket is about to launch in that wind

[Anonymous No.11014246]

Give us something new Elon, we've heard all of this before

[Anonymous No.11014247]

He seriously needs a public speaking class.

[Anonymous No.11014249]

>THAT FUCKING AIRPLANE ANALOGY

god dammit GET ON WITH IT

[Anonymous No.11014250]

Why 9 meters?
Why not go all the way and create a 10 meter diameter vehicle?

[Anonymous No.11014251]

SENATOR SHELBY IS GOING TO NUKE THE PRESENTATION

[Anonymous No.11014252]

>>11014237
yeah

[Anonymous No.11014253]

>airplane analogy again

[Anonymous No.11014255]

[Anonymous No.11014256]

>airplane analogy

[Anonymous No.11014257]

[Anonymous No.11014258]

>>11014249
But the normies

[Anonymous No.11014259]

>>11014238

[Anonymous No.11014260]

>WHEN YOU DRIVE A PLANE

[Anonymous No.11014261]

>>11014245
lewd

[Anonymous No.11014262]

>Space expiration

[Anonymous No.11014263]

what about earth's wind, elon?

[Anonymous No.11014264]

Shitheads he got braindamage from a nigger attack as a kid in South Africa give him a break.

[Anonymous No.11014265]

>a horse

[Anonymous No.11014267]

I only came here for the specs and timelines my dude. Get on with it.

[Anonymous No.11014270]

>>11014249
no ORDER OF MAGNITUDE's yet

[Anonymous No.11014271]

>>11014250
18 is next.

[Anonymous No.11014273]

>>11014253

this is a endless project

[Anonymous No.11014274]

Yes Elon, we know, you said this at the last presentation, and the one before that, and the one before that

[Anonymous No.11014275]

Get to the new stuff Elon

[Anonymous No.11014276]

>>11014238
forgot pic

[Anonymous No.11014277]

he's going to announce some shitty point to point travel starting next year or something far too optimistic and will not happen in the near future isn't he

[Anonymous No.11014278]

FALCON 1 TIME

[Anonymous No.11014280]

T H I C C
A S S P H E R E

[Anonymous No.11014281]

>and uh yeah

[Anonymous No.11014282]

I DONT WANT TO HER THE SPACEX HISTORY AGAIN

[Anonymous No.11014284]

Okay....I survived this long, but I can't take anymore. God speed!

[Anonymous No.11014286]

"U-uu-u-uu-uuu-uuuuu-u-u-u-uh so yeah"

[Anonymous No.11014287]

Seriously, forget about the public. How does his poor public speech skills ever convince investors?
I'm surprised he gets as much funding as he does.

[Anonymous No.11014289]

Weird how his accent seems to go back and forth between South African and American.

[Anonymous No.11014290]

please clap

[Anonymous No.11014291]

I'M GOING TO COOOOM

[Anonymous No.11014292]

we know what spacex is and what it has done!

where is the news musk

[Anonymous No.11014293]

>>11014282
>when the teacher says your presentation needs to be at least 10 minutes long

[Anonymous No.11014294]

>11 years ago SpaceX made it to Space
11 Years later, they're the most successful company and the most ambitious space company in the world right now.

[Anonymous No.11014295]

>history class again

[Anonymous No.11014296]

>no tears
YOU FAGGOTS LIED TO ME

[Anonymous No.11014298]

He's getting through this story without crying for once, progress

[Anonymous No.11014299]

when can i buy a ticket to mars elon

[Anonymous No.11014302]

>>11014287
VISION
I
S
I
O
N

and autism

[Anonymous No.11014301]

OOOOOOHHHHH BO BURN

[Anonymous No.11014303]

Can we just get someone with charisma to do these to a fucking script

[Anonymous No.11014304]

>nervous laughing

[Anonymous No.11014305]

>>11014287

investors think that nerds = money

[Anonymous No.11014306]

We're reaching "um" levels that shouldn't be possible.

[Anonymous No.11014308]

>>11014296
go ahead and cry, prove them right

[Anonymous No.11014311]

bros space travel makes me really emotional. NASA documentaries always make me tear up.

[Anonymous No.11014312]

They bought a drone!

[Anonymous No.11014313]

We are in YEAR ONE

WE HAVE ELEVEN YEARS OF SPACEX HISTORY TO GO THROUGH

5 HOUR PRESENTATION CONFIRMED

[Anonymous No.11014314]

>>11014306
the ums are actually a secret code

[Anonymous No.11014315]

>drone shot of the presentation
So that's why they wanted little less windy

[Anonymous No.11014316]

Oh god WE KNOW ELON WE FUCKING KNOW

[Anonymous No.11014317]

>>11014287
>How does his poor public speech skills ever convince investors?
That isn't how investing works, I mean, unless you're retarded. Regardless, SpaceX isn't publicly traded.

[Anonymous No.11014319]

AHHH LOUD NOISES

[Anonymous No.11014320]

>>11014304
>When you're giving the talk and they start fueling the Starship and testing the gimbals on the engines behind you.

[Anonymous No.11014323]

>0 crashes

YOU DESTRUCTED ONE OF THEM!

[Anonymous No.11014324]

>haha, the cows are confused

[Anonymous No.11014325]

>Ahaha, the cows are confused

He's like Tommy Wiseau sometimes

[Anonymous No.11014326]

>>11014312
Anon they used a drone to livestream the hopper

[Anonymous No.11014327]

the cows are confused confirmed

[Anonymous No.11014328]

>ha ha ha the cows are confused

[Anonymous No.11014331]

GET ON WITH IT

[Anonymous No.11014332]

*awkward sounds*

[Anonymous No.11014333]

>>11014317
There's private funders though.

[Anonymous No.11014334]

>>11014316
But the normie masses don't. He has to talk to them too, for public support.

[Anonymous No.11014335]

>hahaha tthe cows are confused

[Anonymous No.11014337]

>>11014317
SpaceX has investors.

[Anonymous No.11014338]

SIXTY FIVE THOUSAND FEET

[Anonymous No.11014339]

>>11014323
They expected one of us in the wreckage brother

[Anonymous No.11014340]

>>11014331
YES, GET ON WITH IT!

[Anonymous No.11014341]

this bad. wow

[Anonymous No.11014342]

>1-2 months
Any insiders got an idea how realistic this is?

[Anonymous No.11014343]

Thank you Elon for inspiring me to focus on improving my speaking skills.

[Anonymous No.11014344]

>1 to 2 months
so after Artemis lands a woman on the moon.

[Anonymous No.11014345]

>>11014324
>haha, the cows are confused
when Elon watches the first batch of 100 passengers realize that he's actually sending them to his secret moon base to run nazi experiments on them

[Anonymous No.11014350]

“Haha pretty epic”

[Anonymous No.11014351]

>>11014341
shoo shoo shill

[Anonymous No.11014352]

ELON!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXE8LdXzeHM

[Anonymous No.11014354]

>the falcon heavy recap video
goddammit GET ON WITH IT

[Anonymous No.11014355]

ELON GOING FULL AUTISM

[Anonymous No.11014356]

>>11014317
Spacex has private investors. So many, in fact, that they can be pretty selective about who they allow to buy shares.

[Anonymous No.11014358]

Boring...

[Anonymous No.11014359]

>plays the fucking fh video

GUYS DID YOU SEE MY VIDEO

I'LL PLAY IT AGAIN IF YOU FORGOT

[Anonymous No.11014361]

SPIT IN THE EYES OF FOOLS CONFIRMED

[Anonymous No.11014364]

>>11014287
Different audiences. Ever spoken to hundreds of people live with hundreds of thousands more online anon? Public speaking is a very particular skill.

[Anonymous No.11014366]

Falcon heavy was kino though

[Anonymous No.11014368]

NOBODY ASKED FOR THE HIGHLIGHT REEL, ELON YOU SPERGY CUNTHEAD

GIVE US THE UPDATES

[Anonymous No.11014369]

>everyone was so hyped for Elon they forgot how much of a nervous speaker he is

[Anonymous No.11014370]

>>11014359
>HOLY FUCK SPACEX LAUNCHED A TESLA I DIDNT KNOW

[Anonymous No.11014371]

I WANT OC
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.11014372]

i always look forward to these things, then i remember how insufferable elon is

[Anonymous No.11014373]

Be thankful he didn't play the failed landing compilation when he mentioned it.

[Anonymous No.11014375]

[Anonymous No.11014376]

Don't you retards understand that in order for us to become a multiplanetary species, the general public has to be excited about sapce? Fucking retards, all of you

[Anonymous No.11014377]

>>11014354
>its only been 1 year since FHeavy launched
>people are already tired of FHeavy
What a time to live in.

[Anonymous No.11014380]

yeah

[Anonymous No.11014381]

>>11014356
google at 10%

[Anonymous No.11014386]

Boy oh boy they do have some good footage. Epic

[Anonymous No.11014387]

>yeah
Elon sure knows how to weave a presentation

[Anonymous No.11014388]

Feels like a recap episode. Get on to the hood stuff pls.

[Anonymous No.11014389]

Someone feed him the next line for Christ's sake!

[Anonymous No.11014390]

WE HAVE HOURS OF FOOTAGE ON YOUTUBE TO GO THROUGH FRENS

BUCKLE UP

[Anonymous No.11014391]

[Anonymous No.11014392]

yeah.. yeah... HAHAHA ...umm

[Anonymous No.11014393]

...i never thought that would happen... glad that it did... yeah...

[Anonymous No.11014394]

elon for FUCKS sake

[Anonymous No.11014395]

yeah

[Anonymous No.11014396]

>>11014369
this is literally going better than expected, I assumed we'd have ten solid minutes of Falcon 1 related crying and "yeah..."

[Anonymous No.11014397]

>>11014373
Woulda preferred that.

[Anonymous No.11014398]

I'm going to bed. Link me Scott Mannley's recap.

[Anonymous No.11014399]

Fucking hell

Let me know when gets to the point

[Anonymous No.11014400]

>>11014376
Then maybe he can recite just a little more.

[Anonymous No.11014401]

So uh yeah

[Anonymous No.11014404]

Aliens: Confused

[Anonymous No.11014405]

y e a h
e
a
h

[Anonymous No.11014406]

post yfw euros stayed awake for this

[Anonymous No.11014407]

elon is the kanye of space

[Anonymous No.11014408]

you know most people don't know what spacex

cmon /sci/ what are you expecting some E3 fucking style reveal that they have quantum warp drives?

[Anonymous No.11014409]

>>11014376
You’re the retard Musk and Bezos are country tier wealth on their own.

[Anonymous No.11014410]

>>11014333
>>11014337
>>11014356
Yes, but institutional investors and Elon's billionaire friends are not going to be scared off by autism alone, that was the point. They're not judging SpaceX based on his public speaking skills.

[Anonymous No.11014411]

>It's a cllipshow episode

FUCKING DROPPED

[Anonymous No.11014412]

>when the 'tism hits hard
fucks sake elon

[Anonymous No.11014414]

>it's not 85 tons
>it's 120
uhh

[Anonymous No.11014416]

Who is this

[Anonymous No.11014415]

Meanwhile the real thing looks like a slapped together shed

[Anonymous No.11014417]

>sees the error in dry weight

AUTISM ACTIVATE

>giggles

[Anonymous No.11014418]

>>11014409
>he thinks a company alone can change humanity's general culture about space
literally kill yourself

[Anonymous No.11014419]

>super epic

[Anonymous No.11014420]

FINALLY STARSHIP

[Anonymous No.11014421]

>>11014416
Me in the center

[Anonymous No.11014423]

>SUPER EPIC

[Anonymous No.11014424]

>>11014411
He ran out of budget building the water tower.

[Anonymous No.11014425]

SUPER

E P I C

[Anonymous No.11014427]

>>11014410
did you see spacex's last raise? They have zero problems getting money from anyone in the world

[Anonymous No.11014429]

>99t would be 'super epic'!

[Anonymous No.11014430]

NEW DESIGN

again.

[Anonymous No.11014431]

Stutter-senpai

[Anonymous No.11014432]

>>11014406
delet

[Anonymous No.11014433]

[Anonymous No.11014437]

For such a pioneer, it's always amused me how much of an autismo Elon is at presenting.

[Anonymous No.11014438]

N-Next slide..

[Anonymous No.11014439]

>When you get to vaccum there's no air

This fucking guy is in charge of anything?

[Anonymous No.11014440]

ITS GOING TO DAB

[Anonymous No.11014442]

>>11014406

[Anonymous No.11014444]

>>11014388
It's a "last season" recap. This is the first episode of the new season.

[Anonymous No.11014443]

technically speaking, it's super epic

[Anonymous No.11014446]

Oxygen as fuel?!?!

[Anonymous No.11014447]

>can I get uhhhhhhh 120t dry weight

[Anonymous No.11014448]

>>11014439
>essentially no air

[Anonymous No.11014449]

MY HAND IS THE ROCKET

[Anonymous No.11014450]

>>11014446
propellant

[Anonymous No.11014451]

Elon just say you made the design on KSP fucking around

[Anonymous No.11014452]

MY HAND IS THE ROCKET

– Elon Musk

[Anonymous No.11014453]

>Has all the videos and slides

>talking with hand

[Anonymous No.11014454]

elod did the nazi salute cancel him

[Anonymous No.11014456]

>>11014446
Technically, "fuel" is the source of energy a rocket harnesses to throw it's propellant. So yes, oxygen is a part of a rocket's fuel.

[Anonymous No.11014458]

>>11014433
>Payload up to 150 tons now.
N-nani?!

[Anonymous No.11014459]

>>11014446
For aliens that live on a planet with a methane atmosphere, oxygen would be considered a fuel for them.

[Anonymous No.11014460]

did spacex buy 4chan?

[Anonymous No.11014461]

>elon pulling math
>local/media gets confused

[Anonymous No.11014462]

>>11014398
SLEEP SAFE!

[Anonymous No.11014463]

>>11014449
>>11014452

>nervous laugher

[Anonymous No.11014464]

Why does he explain basic physics concepts in these talks? These are people who are specifically watching a technical presentation on rocket design, we know what orbit is

[Anonymous No.11014465]

Why did I stay up for this, what the fuck is the point of this presentation?

[Anonymous No.11014466]

>people often think the space station is stationary
literally who thinks that?

[Anonymous No.11014468]

>>11014453
What a cute girl

[Anonymous No.11014469]

I'm going to kill myself if he keeps going on these tangents lol

[Anonymous No.11014471]

NEWS JUST IN THERE'S LITTLE TO NO AIR IN SPACE

[Anonymous No.11014470]

ELON WE ALL KNOW HOW ORBITS WORK FUCK

FUCK THE NORMIES

[Anonymous No.11014472]

everybody knows this already why are you explaining the very basic shit to a crowd of space fans

[Anonymous No.11014474]

This is physically fucking painful

[Anonymous No.11014475]

>>11014464
For the dumb journalists.

[Anonymous No.11014476]

>my dick is the rocket
ABSOLUTE MAD LAD

[Anonymous No.11014477]

HEY ELON SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GIVE US THE GOODS

[Anonymous No.11014478]

I remember I uploaded a YouTube video similar to the falcon heavy one they showed a few minutes ago, and then a few weeks later SpaceX uploaded an almost verbatim copy of it. SpaceX's version was obviously better but I'm still a salty about that

[Anonymous No.11014479]

>>11014427
Yes, I didn't assert that wasn't the case. I really wish you autists could read between the lines instead of constantly trying to correct statements no one else would have problems with.

[Anonymous No.11014480]

heuhueheuhueuehhe

[Anonymous No.11014481]

>>11014466
you'd be surprised how many people do

[Anonymous No.11014483]

You guys are 5 minutes behind? You keep talking about old stuff. We are on the Mars colony now.

[Anonymous No.11014484]

>starship flipping at 200m
jesus christ, the infographics were right

[Anonymous No.11014485]

>ha ha ha ha crazy

[Anonymous No.11014486]

Need a webm of that little hand motion dance pronto

[Anonymous No.11014487]

totally nuts

[Anonymous No.11014488]

>so uhhhh cool

[Anonymous No.11014489]

"is this better than the hand"

thanks elon

[Anonymous No.11014491]

>"It will be nuts to see that land"
>"..."
>"...want to see?"

[Anonymous No.11014492]

>NASA tells you that they need results after years and years of delay
>puts rocket together in the last minute
I almost don't want to see this disaster in the making.

[Anonymous No.11014493]

THAT FUCKING AUTIST LAUGH

[Anonymous No.11014495]

>>11014474
You've never watched The Musk speak in public before, have you

[Anonymous No.11014496]

>>11014484
That's going to look fucking terrifying.

[Anonymous No.11014497]

im not defending his shit presentation skills but you gotta remember the tards who get invested in this stuff for the hype of space, there are probably a statistically significant number of people watching this that think that space stations are in a stationary position.

[Anonymous No.11014498]

Genuinely why is this a presentation. There is nothing new at all.

[Anonymous No.11014499]

>>11014493
mahahihah aynhhhaaahha yeah ahnnnahay

[Anonymous No.11014500]

>guise I kno eimsteib
pseud flag

[Anonymous No.11014502]

>>11012929
OK that is the fakest bullshit i've ever seen,

[Anonymous No.11014503]

wow, that trajectory looks like it might be gut wrenching.

[Anonymous No.11014504]

>>11014466
The space station doesn't exist

[Anonymous No.11014506]

If you look at the audience you can tell they have no clue which direction to look at - At Elon? the wall with the presentation? the Starship? wtf?

[Anonymous No.11014508]

S I X
I
X

[Anonymous No.11014509]

>>11014466
Most people are borderline retarded

[Anonymous No.11014511]

Will he talk about this meme mission

[Anonymous No.11014510]

Elon will soon be performing card tricks for the audience

[Anonymous No.11014512]

Really a great number

[Anonymous No.11014513]

>>11014459
I mean, fuel and oxidizer are pretty well defined by the chemical reaction, not by which is available in the ambient atmosphere.

[Anonymous No.11014514]

wait what?
New engine bells?
New raptor?

[Anonymous No.11014515]

*UM UM UMM*
I'm gon-
*UM UH UM*
I'm GONNA
*UM UM*
I'M GONNA um SAY THE um N-WORD

[Anonymous No.11014516]

I'm surprised that he could keep it together on Rogan without spilling this much spaghetti

[Anonymous No.11014517]

>biggest nozzle possible

[Anonymous No.11014518]

>in space-geek terms this is like really a great number

[Anonymous No.11014519]

"in space geek terms this is like, really a great number"

[Anonymous No.11014521]

>>11014466
People who don't understand orbital mechanics.

[Anonymous No.11014523]

>A lot of ways to skin the cat
What the fuck Elon

[Anonymous No.11014525]

GO BACK ONE SLIDE YOU FUCKING INTERN

[Anonymous No.11014526]

I pray somebody makes a video compilation of all the awkward stuttering and filler words from this speech and uploads it to youtube.

[Anonymous No.11014527]

Finally, heat shield info

[Anonymous No.11014529]

He just realized they aren't showing his slides


MOM RUN THE LAPTOP RIGHT, YOU ARE RUINING MY SCIENCE PROJECT REEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.11014528]

HAHAH OHHHH NOOO HEAT TILES WE SHUTTLE NOW

[Anonymous No.11014531]

>>11014449
>>11014452
Could be worse.

[Anonymous No.11014532]

hes so fucking autistic

[Anonymous No.11014533]

>thermal protection system tiles

RIP starship passengers

[Anonymous No.11014535]

>301 Stainless

[Anonymous No.11014536]

>>11014532
hes just like me

[Anonymous No.11014538]

What's that flat area on the aft windward side? That's new.

[Anonymous No.11014540]

THIS IS THE MOST AUTISTIC PRESENTATION IN HISTORY

[Anonymous No.11014542]

>>11014515
ELON NO

[Anonymous No.11014543]

pic related is starship in 2020

[Anonymous No.11014545]

>>11014483
Fucking hell you are right. Put it on more than 1x speed

[Anonymous No.11014544]

I want to go to bed elon get on with it

[Anonymous No.11014547]

>>TILES
OH NO IT'S ANOTHER SHUTTLE!

[Anonymous No.11014551]

This guy does not belong on a stage. Total narcissist

[Anonymous No.11014552]

Reentry can't melt steel tiles

[Anonymous No.11014554]

i feel sorry for whoever has to transcribe this

[Anonymous No.11014556]

Cancel this program, environmental review should kill spacex. How dare they

[Anonymous No.11014557]

>>11014551
Suck my farts

[Anonymous No.11014558]

We knew since spring they had dropped the methane sweat system.

The tiles will be better then the NASA shit.

[Anonymous No.11014559]

>tiles
RIP

[Anonymous No.11014560]

>>11014547
>and uhm we're gonna gonna ummm have solid rocket boosters to ummm help the ship to launch ummm yeah

[Anonymous No.11014561]

well we all already know jet fuel can't melt steel, but can rocket fuel?

[Anonymous No.11014563]

Jesus fuck Elon get on with it

[Anonymous No.11014564]

>>11014551
how does speaking like a retard indicate narcissism

[Anonymous No.11014565]

I retract my claim earlier that this is a better presentation than usual. In the past he said too little and made it awkward, now he's saying too much.

[Anonymous No.11014566]

>>11014551
At this point, Elon giving cringy presentations is a feature not a detriment.

[Anonymous No.11014568]

>>11014516
rogan is a comedian and has a stash of drugs

Dude knows how to get comfy no matter how nervous you tend to get

[Anonymous No.11014569]

OH MY GOD SOMEONE END THIS

[Anonymous No.11014570]

Has he really taken five full minutes to say that steel is light?

>This autism about dollars

[Anonymous No.11014572]

Jesus those prices really fucking got him

[Anonymous No.11014571]

What's wrong with tiles?

[Anonymous No.11014573]

Elon is actually subliminally trying to let us now 9/11 was an inside job. Rocket Fuel can't even melt steel

[Anonymous No.11014574]

I will never be excited to hear this stuttering autist speak again

[Anonymous No.11014576]

$130 a ton for carbon fiber?

I'm making myself a house out of carbon fiber lads

[Anonymous No.11014577]

this is making a spooky amount of sense though

[Anonymous No.11014578]

I wonder how long those tiles last.

[Anonymous No.11014579]

Elon I get you don't like the wind and you're a blatant autist, but write a fucking script and have a teleprompter

[Anonymous No.11014580]

>STEEL IS CHEAPER THAN CARBON FIBER
>STEEL GOOD FIBER BAD

[Anonymous No.11014582]

why are you faggots acting like you never seen elon talk before?
He is a massive sperg, that isnt a secret, fucking newfags.

[Anonymous No.11014581]

>>11014564
show face at any cost

[Anonymous No.11014583]

25 hundred dollars a ton- wait uh no it’s- let’s try that again

[Anonymous No.11014584]

SHOTS AT NASA

[Anonymous No.11014585]

>Rocket ships are made of steel now
wew lads

[Anonymous No.11014586]

>>11014535
This is a standard commodity steel. They make countertops and sinks out of this stuff.

[Anonymous No.11014587]

Jesus Christ I opened the stream without even looking at it and I was wondering who was the spaz that was speaking until I changed the tab and found out it was Musk.

This is the most embarrassing presentation I've heard given how big of a project it is. Its like he barely prepared for it. What an autist.

[Anonymous No.11014588]

I could hear daddy Elon speak for hours and hours

[Anonymous No.11014589]

>>11014571
easy to damage, hard to check every single one thoroughly
lots of points of failure

[Anonymous No.11014590]

>normies shitting on Elon for, of all things, being an autistic speaker
NORMALFAGS DO NOT BELONG HERE
GET OUT
GET OUT
GET OUT

[Anonymous No.11014591]

>>11014564
Because he keeps demanding to be the guy on stage, center of attention, despite the fact he's awful

[Anonymous No.11014592]

reminder bluepilled fags

Steel is god's gift to mankind

No way the towers fell on their own

[Anonymous No.11014593]

>>11014542
YOU SEE, UM
THE WORD IS ABOUT 6 LETTERS um LONG
I'M GOING TO UM START AT THE FIRST UM LETTER
AND USE PHONICS to Um TO um SAY THE WORD
um STARTING WITH N-

[Anonymous No.11014594]

>>11014577
>engineers good at their jobs
>spooky

[Anonymous No.11014595]

>>11014574
see you next year

[Anonymous No.11014597]

>that booster
WOWEE, THAT THING SURE IS BIG

[Anonymous No.11014598]

those fins on super heavy

[Anonymous No.11014599]

You idiots love Elon so much yet I never see you buy/drive Teslas.

[Anonymous No.11014601]

>301 stainless steel is the lightest possible reusable rocket
>$2500 per ton of Steel vs $130000 per ton of Carbon Fiber
>Steel can built in outdoor because resilient to elements
>Can be welded/reused for parts on mars/moon without issues (unlike carbon fiber)

[Anonymous No.11014602]

HOLY FUCK THOSE CHONKY GRID FINS

[Anonymous No.11014603]

Fuck, super heavy looks demonic.

[Anonymous No.11014605]

>austin said you can weld it on mars
>yeah that's a good point"

Wait did Elon not actually think of that before Twitter told him

[Anonymous No.11014606]

>Let's see.. uhhhh The booster. The booster is uhh…
Great job elon

[Anonymous No.11014607]

>>11014592
a plane crashed into them

[Anonymous No.11014608]

>37 engines
Yo dawg we heard you like explosions so we built a N1 out of sheet metal so you can explode while you launch

[Anonymous No.11014609]

TWICE THE THRUST OF A SATURN V

[Anonymous No.11014610]

>>11014597
>YA WANNA LAUNCH IT OR SOMETHIN?

[Anonymous No.11014611]

>>11014599
>implying I'm not at the poverty line

[Anonymous No.11014612]

>>11014599
Only just released in my country

[Anonymous No.11014614]

>You basically just need a lot of force pushing up

[Anonymous No.11014615]

>>11014608
>soviets couldn't do it 50 years ago so it will never be possible

[Anonymous No.11014617]

>>11014506
hehe

[Anonymous No.11014619]

>Actually want a high thrust to weight
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT GOLDEN AGE OF SPACE CONFIRMED

[Anonymous No.11014620]

>>11014587
Have you literally watched a single Elon presentation ever? This is his normal. He's just autistic.

[Anonymous No.11014621]

Blame SpaceX for this presentation more than anyone. Who thought it was a good idea to have it outside with the wind blowing into the mic and then film it with a potato from 30 feet away?

[Anonymous No.11014622]

THE REAR LEGS ARE THERE FOR LEGS

[Anonymous No.11014623]

R-r-r-rocket g-g-goes up! u-up f-Fast!

thanks elon

[Anonymous No.11014624]

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

[Anonymous No.11014625]

"they're just legs" part 2

[Anonymous No.11014628]

>THAT RAPTOR FIRE

MY FUCKING DICK

[Anonymous No.11014629]

BIG
THICC
MAGNUM
DONG

[Anonymous No.11014630]

braaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[Anonymous No.11014631]

ITS TIME TO DELIVER ELON!

[Anonymous No.11014632]

>>11014599

[Anonymous No.11014634]

HISSSSS!!!
F I R E Y F L A M E

[Anonymous No.11014635]

>37 engines

we are the USSR now

[Anonymous No.11014636]

RAPTOR IS SEX HOLY FUCK

[Anonymous No.11014637]

Alright we get it you don't have to show it firing for one minute

[Anonymous No.11014638]

That startup for the raptor firing was smooth as fuck

[Anonymous No.11014639]

>>11014620
>Just
That's like saying the station nightclub was "Just" hot

[Anonymous No.11014640]

ok the engine firing was pretty cool

[Anonymous No.11014641]

God almighty that is one beautiful engine

[Anonymous No.11014642]

>>11014599
>You idiots love Elon so much yet I never see you buy/drive Teslas.
Uh, how many cars have you seen /sci/ posters drive?

[Anonymous No.11014644]

>>11014601
120 tons of steel payload to mars.

[Anonymous No.11014646]

>>11014621
bad stage positioning, musk, the rocket, and the screen are all competing for the audience's attention

ya'll should watch the original BFR presentation to get a better idea of how Musk usually presents. this one is pretty bad.

[Anonymous No.11014647]

>that Raptor test fire

[Anonymous No.11014650]

>>11014590
seriously though he could get a teleprompter, prepare a speech, get some training to get rid of the stutter, maybe some meditation and breathing exercises. Or just let an employee do it.

Or maybe just leave out the "um"s and the "ah"s. Consciously pausing instead of doing that will make a HUGE difference.

[Anonymous No.11014652]

>>11014638

[Anonymous No.11014653]

>>11014582
Good post.

This is literally Elon 101, why are you retards complaining.

[Anonymous No.11014655]

not gonna mention the COPV that broke off it

[Anonymous No.11014656]

>>11014638

[Anonymous No.11014658]

PRETTY

[Anonymous No.11014660]

>trashcan

[Anonymous No.11014661]

dude star wars lmao

[Anonymous No.11014662]

FOR YOU

[Anonymous No.11014663]

>>11014650
>Or maybe just leave out the "um"s and the "ah"s. Consciously pausing instead of doing that will make a HUGE difference.
That's pretty tough to do for some people.

[Anonymous No.11014664]

>millennium falcon (spelled wrong) comparison included
>no comparison to real rockets

[Anonymous No.11014665]

DRONE SPOTTED

[Anonymous No.11014667]

[Anonymous No.11014668]

big dong

[Anonymous No.11014669]

You could carry the materials for another starship on a starship

[Anonymous No.11014670]

>includes a fucking star wars ship in his presentation
fucking hell

[Anonymous No.11014672]

SUPERHEAVY LAUNCHES FROM BOCA CHICA CONFIRMED

[Anonymous No.11014673]

>>11014662
My cock on the right

[Anonymous No.11014674]

>mfw that was only the launch pad

[Anonymous No.11014675]

cumming

[Anonymous No.11014676]

MILLENIUM?

[Anonymous No.11014677]

>please clap

[Anonymous No.11014678]

The ITS crane is back, baby

[Anonymous No.11014679]

>Space Balls the Reusable Rocket

[Anonymous No.11014680]

>>11014672
TEXAS BECOMES INDEPENDENT SPACE FAIRING STATE

[Anonymous No.11014681]

21st century milkstool launch pad

[Anonymous No.11014682]

>>11014599
You're right, I drive an old Lancia Delta Integrale. Teslas are fun and all but they feel more like appliances than cars

[Anonymous No.11014683]

3D renderings
is this an E3 conference?

[Anonymous No.11014685]

>that fucking tower

[Anonymous No.11014684]

G R I D F I N S

[Anonymous No.11014687]

>>11014670
Where do you think their current rocket got it's name from?

[Anonymous No.11014689]

>>11014683
Was gonna say, with his bad speaking, he should just do a SpaceX Direct and film it before hand.

[Anonymous No.11014690]

>>11014683
.>NOT ACTUAL GAMEPLAY FOOTAGE
>SUBJECT TO CHANGE
>PREVIEW FOOTAGE ONLY

[Anonymous No.11014691]

new ksp dlc confirmed

[Anonymous No.11014692]

ASS TO ASS

[Anonymous No.11014693]

ASS TO ASS

[Anonymous No.11014694]

>>11014650
um's and ah's are hard to get rid of. people often dont even hear themselves saying it when theyre speaking despite how often they're used. consciously pausing has worked pretty good for me though. it's a little weird at first to think that just pausing and not saying anything is less awkward and presents better than filler words.

[Anonymous No.11014699]

L E W D

[Anonymous No.11014700]

ASS2ASS
S
S
2
A
S
S

[Anonymous No.11014701]

ASS TO ASS

[Anonymous No.11014702]

ASS
TO
ASS

[Anonymous No.11014703]

GAY SPACE SEX

[Anonymous No.11014704]

this is the kind of tech we could have had in the 1800s if africa ruled the planet guys

[Anonymous No.11014705]

>to mars!... exactly

[Anonymous No.11014706]

ELON JUST MADE THE SIEG HEIL SIGN

[Anonymous No.11014708]

They need to make the whole slideshow videos public later on.

[Anonymous No.11014711]

“Haha alliteration”

[Anonymous No.11014712]

rapidly reusable...rapidly reusable rockets...heh... alliteration...

[Anonymous No.11014713]

T-that was kinda hot.

[Anonymous No.11014714]

>>11014692
>>11014693

[Anonymous No.11014715]

>>11014692
>>11014693
>>11014700
>>11014701
>>11014702
Nice

[Anonymous No.11014716]

[Anonymous No.11014717]

3 points can always be on the same plain. So if a landing sight on Mars is slightly uneven. It matters less. 4 legs will have lower tolerances.

[Anonymous No.11014718]

>>11014714
gonna need a webm of that sim with the music

[Anonymous No.11014719]

ASS 2 ASS

[Anonymous No.11014720]

>>11014708
>Ass to ass!

[Anonymous No.11014721]

>harder to dock with the ISS than to refuel
FUD-fags BTFO

[Anonymous No.11014723]

Someday, attain the fuel from the moon, fly it cheaply to LEO, refuel rockets.

[Anonymous No.11014724]

>>11014708
BLACKED

[Anonymous No.11014725]

>>11014704

[Anonymous No.11014726]

>mothetfucking
>tiles

[Anonymous No.11014729]

>it's harder to dock with the space station than refuel
doubt

[Anonymous No.11014732]

How the fuck do the crew even disembark? they would be all the way art the top, do they jump?

[Anonymous No.11014733]

>>11014721
SHELBY ON SUICIDE WATCH

[Anonymous No.11014734]

>>11014721
>harder to dock with the ISS than to refuel
I wonder why. What's special about the ISS that makes it hard to dock with?

[Anonymous No.11014735]

[Anonymous No.11014736]

>>11014694
Just have to practice. I used to present all the time for work, and you just have to put yourself through it enough times to flush out all of these flaws. Elon clearly is too busy

[Anonymous No.11014737]

>>11014708
BLACKED.space

[Anonymous No.11014739]

[Anonymous No.11014740]

>Mars meme again

Get your rocket working first

[Anonymous No.11014741]

>>11014667
looks like an arrow worm

[Anonymous No.11014742]

WE’RE GOING TO SATURN FUCKERS

[Anonymous No.11014744]

elon confirms no ayy lmaos

[Anonymous No.11014745]

>He's talking about fucking aliens now

[Anonymous No.11014746]

guys trust me, I'm not an alien, I've never even seen an alien

[Anonymous No.11014747]

Area 51

"Yeah that was a funny meme"

[Anonymous No.11014748]

>area 51 meme
lmao

[Anonymous No.11014750]

Thats a popular meme!

[Anonymous No.11014751]

OH NONONONONO HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA WHAT IS HE DOING?

[Anonymous No.11014749]

>>11014734
NASA pussyfooting

[Anonymous No.11014753]

i can't fucking bear listening to this

[Anonymous No.11014752]

Elon knows all about popular memes

[Anonymous No.11014755]

Area 51... you know... that's a popular meme

[Anonymous No.11014756]

>>11014740
>what's hype?

[Anonymous No.11014757]

>>11014708
>ASS TO ASS

[Anonymous No.11014758]

>>11014734
It's got people and solar panels that are so sensitive they can't have a lot of RCS gas being thrust around. They also have to worry about vibrations from a large ship when docking

[Anonymous No.11014759]

This is cringe as fuck

[Anonymous No.11014760]

>>11014739
AEIOU

[Anonymous No.11014761]

REFERENCEING MEMES

[Anonymous No.11014763]

"I'm taking over the moon whether you retards like it or not!!!"
based

[Anonymous No.11014764]

>>11014726
I am pretty worried about this aspect

[Anonymous No.11014765]

>>11014739

[Anonymous No.11014766]

>>11014756
Pointless currently

[Anonymous No.11014767]

what the fuck is going on right now, holy fuck this is so hilarious

[Anonymous No.11014768]

>>11014760
JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN

[Anonymous No.11014771]

>>11014739
Comfy

[Anonymous No.11014772]

WE DEATH CULT NOW

[Anonymous No.11014773]

>Elon God damn it we JUST fixed your security clearance after that Joe Rogan stunt and now you're joking about Area 51 FUCK

[Anonymous No.11014774]

>>11014740
>literally standing infront of the prototype
>"I DONT SEE ANYTHING! WHERES THE ROCKET ELON?!?!"
Yikes.

[Anonymous No.11014775]

>>11014763
NO! YOU NEED TO GET PROPER AUTHORIZATION FIRST! AAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.11014776]

>My dick is gradually getting hotter and bigger

[Anonymous No.11014777]

I'm laughing so hard I haven't even heard the last minute of cringe

[Anonymous No.11014780]

Global Warming

OOOOOORRRRR

man-made stuff

[Anonymous No.11014779]

talk about the starship you autist

[Anonymous No.11014782]

SUN WILL KILL US ALL

[Anonymous No.11014783]

He's rambling like a madman

[Anonymous No.11014784]

Notice how he's avoiding all eye contact. Looking at the sky.

[Anonymous No.11014785]

GLOBAL WARMING SKEPTICS BTFO

[Anonymous No.11014786]

More like multi-billion+ years, Elon.

[Anonymous No.11014787]

>spacemusk can't even into cosmic scales
>muh conshushness
yikes

[Anonymous No.11014788]

>>11014729
>>11014734
Two equally-sized vehicles can both be maneuvered as easily as each other; with the space station compared to a capsule, you can effectively only move one.

[Anonymous No.11014789]

>>11014780
BASED ELON

[Anonymous No.11014791]

>lets spread consciousness cause its rare

[Anonymous No.11014793]

>>11014782

[Anonymous No.11014794]

TAKE THE AI PILL

[Anonymous No.11014795]

This is now a consciousness thread

[Anonymous No.11014797]

>>11014751
What ? Explain please. What did the madman do ?!?!?!

[Anonymous No.11014796]

Imagine a conversation between Kanye and Elon

[Anonymous No.11014800]

>All those Blue Origin employees ITT

[Anonymous No.11014801]

oh god

[Anonymous No.11014802]

>>11014620
This is actually the first presentation I've watched by him.
Look man, I suffer from a really bad stutter. So I know how its like going up on stage with one self conscious that I'll look like a retard. But I make up for that stutter by timing my sentences in a way to try and avoid it, by keeping a steady flow so the interruptions don't look too bad, and by actually practicing the fucking speech so I don't spend half the time going "umm"
This guy is a fucking billionaire. He can hire a professional to coach him and he can afford a good speech writer to make up for his deficiencies. Instead he goes up on stage fucks around by barely remembering his speech, going on random rants that don't tie together, and making his entire company look like like a clown show. If the CEO looks like shit the company looks like shit.

Now the spaz is going on about Area 51 what the fuck is his problem.

[Anonymous No.11014805]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.11014804]

why don't we just push the sun further away when it gets bigger?

[Anonymous No.11014806]

its over??????

[Anonymous No.11014807]

>global warming

[Anonymous No.11014808]

What a waste of time

[Anonymous No.11014810]

>>11014784
you dont look individual people in the eye when youre speaking to a group, retard.

[Anonymous No.11014811]

no way

[Anonymous No.11014812]

Was that it?

[Anonymous No.11014813]

wait is that it

[Anonymous No.11014814]

Is this it?

Fuck

[Anonymous No.11014815]

What the fuck he's done? That was the end? No questions?

[Anonymous No.11014816]

As quickly as he appeared, he left...

[Anonymous No.11014817]

... is that fucking all?

[Anonymous No.11014818]

>that was it

[Anonymous No.11014819]

>that's it

[Anonymous No.11014820]

>T-Thank you
THAT WAS IT?

[Anonymous No.11014821]

Is that it?

[Anonymous No.11014822]

>Elon just walks away
>Audience wondering if the presentation is over or if Elon is going to the next step

[Anonymous No.11014824]

Was that seriously it? Where's the big announcements?

[Anonymous No.11014825]

>no timeline
>no cost estimates
?

[Anonymous No.11014826]

THE WINDOW IS CLOSING!

[Anonymous No.11014827]

that's actually it? no way

[Anonymous No.11014828]

whew

[Anonymous No.11014830]

ITS OVER

[Anonymous No.11014832]

Was there a single new thing in this?

[Anonymous No.11014833]

>crowd is just white people
where are the blacks, asians and abbos that are interested in space? surely it's not just white people that care

[Anonymous No.11014834]

>thank you
holy shit that voice crack

[Anonymous No.11014835]

Eurofags who stayed up late BTFO lol

[Anonymous No.11014837]

>>11014810
found the sperg

[Anonymous No.11014838]

He just rehashed everything he had already said.

What the fuck

[Anonymous No.11014842]

>>11014822
classic

[Anonymous No.11014841]

>>11014835
:(

[Anonymous No.11014843]

ELON DID HIS FUCKING BEST, OKAY?

[Anonymous No.11014845]

Wait guys!!! I am there and he is being lifted right now by a crane to enter the SS. He is going to take off and burn the normies who needed to be told you can't feel velocity!

[Anonymous No.11014844]

>>11014824
That SpaceX is behind schedule on Commercial Crew.

[Anonymous No.11014846]

>no new info
what the actual fuck, we waited 2 years for this

[Anonymous No.11014847]

Fuck you elon for not letting me sleep

[Anonymous No.11014848]

Remember that this autist pounds pussy all the time and its all just a act.

[Anonymous No.11014849]

>>11014832
We found out how they're going to launch the full stack.

[Anonymous No.11014850]

It's finally over

[Anonymous No.11014851]

>>11013884
That terraforming plan is awful

[Anonymous No.11014852]

That was a whole load of fucking nothing. I want my half an hour back Elon

[Anonymous No.11014853]

THE WINDOW IS CLOSED

[Anonymous No.11014854]

>>11014808
Great new infos were was released so it will take a week or so to disseminate all those properly.

>Thanks it, thank you.
Elon got the stage fright as his voice started cracking.

[Anonymous No.11014855]

[Anonymous No.11014857]

>>11014825
>no timeline
it's already happening
>no cost estimates
airplane-like operation

[Anonymous No.11014858]

>He just fucking walks off stage and cuts it.
ELON YOU FUCKING RAT, YOU GAVE ME THE SHORT STREAM, HOW COULD YOU GIVE ME, ANONYMOUS, THE OLD SHORT STREAM!

[Anonymous No.11014859]

HE DIDN'T EVEN GET TO SAY THE N-WORD
WTF

[Anonymous No.11014860]

>>11014832
new renders with the new design, weird aft-windward flat area nobody is talking about

[Anonymous No.11014861]

Q AND A Q AND A Q AND A Q AND A Q AND A Q AND A Q AND A Q AND A Q AND A Q AND A Q AND A Q AND A Q AND A Q AND A Q AND A Q AND A Q AND A Q AND A Q AND A Q AND A Q AND A Q AND A Q AND A Q AND A Q AND A Q AND A Q AND A Q AND A Q AND A Q AND A Q AND A Q AND A Q AND A Q AND A Q AND A Q AND A Q AND A Q AND A Q AND A Q AND A

[Anonymous No.11014862]

i guess he just wanted to show off the prototype

[Anonymous No.11014863]

IT WAS AN EARLY SMALL UPDATE. THERE WILL BE MORE IN THE FUTURE. STOP COMPLAINING AND PRAISE LORD ELON.

[Anonymous No.11014864]

I MISSED GOING TO THE STORE FOR ORANGE JUICDE FOR THIS?

[Anonymous No.11014865]

Q&A coming thank god

[Anonymous No.11014866]

What the fuck there was almost nothing new.

[Anonymous No.11014868]

>>11014822
>that couple seconds where everyone just looks around

[Anonymous No.11014867]

Q&A IN 5 MIN
Q&A IN 5 MIN
Q&A IN 5 MIN

[Anonymous No.11014869]

Chris from NASASPACEFLIGHT: Well, there was supposed to be a question and answer session but Elon seems to have left. They’re trying to track him down to answer our questions. #Starship

[Anonymous No.11014870]

>>11014835
>tfw 7:10 pm here
damn it feels good to live in Oregon

[Anonymous No.11014871]

Q&A in 5 minutes

[Anonymous No.11014872]

BONUS Q&A

[Anonymous No.11014873]

NOT
OVER
YET

[Anonymous No.11014874]

THE FAKE OUT
7D intergalactic chess

Q&A soon

[Anonymous No.11014875]

They said on the livestream there will be Q&A in 5 mins

[Anonymous No.11014876]

QnA STARTING NEXT

[Anonymous No.11014877]

Q&A in five minutes.

[Anonymous No.11014878]

>Q&A in 5 mins

[Anonymous No.11014879]

>Q&A
thank god

[Anonymous No.11014881]

Q&A IN 5

[Anonymous No.11014880]

>no big anouncement
C'mon! At least bezos had a moon thingy!

[Anonymous No.11014882]

>>11014843
We need a Heavy or Starship version of this because space waifu

[Anonymous No.11014883]

Elon needed a bathroom break lmao

[Anonymous No.11014884]

q/a in 5

[Anonymous No.11014885]

>>11014859
Ndepots?

[Anonymous No.11014887]

>>11014708
Buttsex

[Anonymous No.11014889]

Q&A IN FIVE MINUTES

[Anonymous No.11014890]

GOTCHA NIGGERS
QUESTION TIME

[Anonymous No.11014891]

>>11014802
bezos is the same in blue moon presentation

[Anonymous No.11014892]

>>11014858
>THE OLD SHORT STREAM!
truly the oldest dirty trick in the book

[Anonymous No.11014893]

>>11014109
POE-TAY-TOES

[Anonymous No.11014894]

When is the Q/A? 7 minutes?

[Anonymous No.11014896]

Elon probably ran off in embarrassment and then someone told him that he had to get his ass back on stage for Q&A

[Anonymous No.11014897]

>>11014837
What do you single out someone in the crowd and stare him in the eye the entire time or do you dart your eyes between every single person constantly

[Anonymous No.11014898]

>POST YFW BURNING MAN QUESTION AGAIN

[Anonymous No.11014899]

had to go snort a quick line

[Anonymous No.11014900]

Oh GOD Q&A, I hope you're ready for even more potent autistic sperging.

[Anonymous No.11014901]

“No wait guys don’t leave there’s a Q and A”
“Guys please”

[Anonymous No.11014902]

>>11014894
Frieza.jpg

[Anonymous No.11014904]

>Everyone there thought it was over and the speech was nothing, crowed headed for the gate.

NO NO NO STAY WE HAVE MORE

[Anonymous No.11014905]

>pls don't leave we've sent someone to go get elon, he's just spooked, it's a big crowd and he has autism, pls patience

[Anonymous No.11014906]

>>11014822
He's so fucking autistic I can't figure out if he does it on purpose or not.

[Anonymous No.11014907]

Q/A TIME

[Anonymous No.11014908]

Q: How much dedicated RAM is optimal?

[Anonymous No.11014910]

>>11014891
Well I guess the rich are rich enough that they don't give a shit what others think.
I can't afford that.

[Anonymous No.11014912]

>>11014900
Thank god its not me up there. Just seeing elon reminds me of my own sperging moments whenever I was forced to do public speech in classes.

[Anonymous No.11014913]

>Elon's autistic self forgot to mention there's a Q&A so announcer has to say it on intercom when half of the audience is already walking out to their cars

TRAINWRECK

[Anonymous No.11014914]

>>11014908
About 6.

[Anonymous No.11014915]

ITS TIME TO DELIVER ELON

[Anonymous No.11014916]

>>11014901
Q&A normie filter
all according to plan

[Anonymous No.11014918]

https://twitter.com/SpaceX/status/1178129849057038337
Launch animation online

[Anonymous No.11014919]

is there a Q&A?
I couldn't when he said it, or by the 1000 posts repeating it

[Anonymous No.11014920]

>>11014897
you scan the crowd, not the people

[Anonymous No.11014921]

STAN LOONA

[Anonymous No.11014922]

>>11014860
I talked about it with my friend in voice chat, it answers my questions regarding how they're going to handle the windward leg bumps

[Anonymous No.11014923]

>>11014897
I scan the audience looking at their forehead

[Anonymous No.11014925]

>>11014905
meanwhile Elon
>"I fucking nailed it."

[Anonymous No.11014926]

>can plan the construction of the first starship
>can't plan a speech properly
We all know Elon doesn't do shit, he just takes the credit

[Anonymous No.11014927]

>>11014822
>>11014906
That's why I love him

[Anonymous No.11014928]

>>11014915
It's time to deliver, NASA.

[Anonymous No.11014931]

>>11014925
Elon is already on his computer cutting up highlight videos for the YouTube channel and the next presentation

[Anonymous No.11014933]

rocket, big and thick
stainless steel, beautiful
engine, nice and hot
up in the air
cook for a few minutes
delicious

[Anonymous No.11014934]

God he is so autistic, he really is /ourguy/

[Anonymous No.11014936]

>>11014926
Hitler was a good public speaker, you don't want to be like Hitler, right?

[Anonymous No.11014937]

>>11014912
it'll be even worse because you'll have sycophants and fanboys asking retarded questions, more likely than not

[Anonymous No.11014938]

>>11013894
uh
boiled water
with crushed burnt seed particulates in it

[Anonymous No.11014939]

Elon is here now. Ask him anything.

[Anonymous No.11014941]

>>11014908
640 should be enough for anybody

[Anonymous No.11014940]

someone make a webm out of that landing simulation slide where it goes from horizontal to vertical then lands

[Anonymous No.11014944]

Starship looks downright evil at night.

[Anonymous No.11014945]

I want to see people on Mars, but why not take a smaller step to the moon first, establish a base there?
Then create fuel from the moon, cheaply fly it to LEO and make Earth launches that much cheaper?
Rather than launching two rockets every single time from Earth.

[Anonymous No.11014946]

>>11014939
will he be my boyfriend?

[Anonymous No.11014947]

>>11014832
Payload has been bumped back up to 100-150T, which is closer to what the original 10m design promised. Also, animation suggests that the landing will be on a concrete pad next to the tower and launch mount, which is more conservative than trying to land on the mount itself (good luck with that on a windy day like today).

Other than that, and confirmation of reusable ceramic tiles for the heat shield, not much. The real meat of the night is most likely going to come from the Q&A that's supposed to start in a few minutes.

[Anonymous No.11014949]

I'm excited for when he uses these to take over the Earth and he has to deliver his first address as Earth emperor.

[Anonymous No.11014951]

QandA or not?

[Anonymous No.11014952]

POLICE SHOWING UP

OH FUCK

HAPPENING

UNLICENSED LAUNCH IN 30

[Anonymous No.11014953]

>>11014905
H-h-hey I'm back w-w-w-with the Q-Q-Q and A

[Anonymous No.11014954]

>>11014926
Meh, he can take all the credit he wants, without him we'd still be up shit creek spacewise

[Anonymous No.11014955]

>>11014937
only the fanboys ask useful questions because the fanboys actually care about technical details, when Elon let mainstream reporters ask questions they followed up "how much will it cost" with "how much will it cost"

[Anonymous No.11014957]

>>11014937
Some of the press like numaleboy and the others will ask technical question for sure and probably Starlink question I'm hoping

[Anonymous No.11014956]

>>11014946
Only if you are a catgirl

[Anonymous No.11014958]

Elon here, did you like my presentaion /sci/?

[Anonymous No.11014959]

>>11014939
What type of coffee does he drink?

[Anonymous No.11014960]

>>11014920
>>11014923
yes no shit. Neither of those things involve making eye contact with anyone.

[Anonymous No.11014961]

the fuck is up with all the cop cars?

[Anonymous No.11014962]

HE FORGOT

[Anonymous No.11014963]

>>11014938
Why? Also, you drink water, you don't eat it. I'm very smart.

[Anonymous No.11014965]

A-Any questions?

[Anonymous No.11014967]

Tim's in line

[Anonymous No.11014968]

>>11014956
sure I-I am

[Anonymous No.11014970]

>the music was too loud

[Anonymous No.11014971]

>>11014961
directing traffic

[Anonymous No.11014972]

WTF there was no music playing at all

[Anonymous No.11014973]

>>11014959
Kopi luwak

[Anonymous No.11014974]

Video here.

[Anonymous No.11014975]

> Oh yeah uhh .... any questions?

[Anonymous No.11014976]

>when you forget the questions

[Anonymous No.11014977]

>>11014960
precisely

[Anonymous No.11014978]

>>11014970
>his feet hurt

[Anonymous No.11014979]

the everyday shithead is on the stage

[Anonymous No.11014981]

>>11014945
try ACTUALLY THINKING IT THROUGH, mong

[Anonymous No.11014982]

>>11014970
>my feet hurt

[Anonymous No.11014983]

20km or 65 foot flight

[Anonymous No.11014984]

20km or 65 foot

[Anonymous No.11014985]

>>11014972
based schizo elon

[Anonymous No.11014986]

>>11014972
Hes chewing his face off. God knows what area 51 chems hes on.

[Anonymous No.11014987]

>>11014961
Jim and Shelby are trying to break in

[Anonymous No.11014988]

ONE FLIGHT BEFORE ORBITAL TEST

[Anonymous No.11014989]

>>11014972
He was thinking about Grimes
poor guy

[Anonymous No.11014990]

>he actually forgot about the Q/A

[Anonymous No.11014991]

Virgin "Stay for Q&A" Vs Chad "Walk off stage and return 5 minutes later"

[Anonymous No.11014992]

>>11014802
Australia was worse.

[Anonymous No.11014993]

>I'm giving you literally stream of consciousness here
We know, Elon

[Anonymous No.11014995]

Mark3 will start to build in 1 month.

[Anonymous No.11014997]

>>11014599
uhm I'm a poorfag?

I drive a tesla in my vr games

[Anonymous No.11014998]

>>11014991
>Elon takes a fap break from feeling the rush of that presentation

[Anonymous No.11014999]

>>11014993
lol

[Anonymous No.11015000]

>>11014974
>no sound

[Anonymous No.11015001]

yusaku!!!

[Anonymous No.11015002]

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS!

[Anonymous No.11015003]

>>11014981
you hurt my feelings :(

[Anonymous No.11015004]

WHAT ABOUT MARK 2?

[Anonymous No.11015005]

ABSOLUTELY

N U T T Y

[Anonymous No.11015006]

>It's gonna be nutty

[Anonymous No.11015007]

I just realized that Tim Dodd might show up for the Q&A.

[Anonymous No.11015008]

>>11014972
He must be one of the Final Five.

[Anonymous No.11015009]

>>11014991
seriously, wtf, it only takes 2 minutes with a catgirl

[Anonymous No.11015010]

Literally

[Anonymous No.11015011]

>>11015007
he was visible earlier

[Anonymous No.11015012]

If Mk3 is going to orbit and Mk1 is doing the 20km hop, wtf is Mk2 doing

[Anonymous No.11015013]

Mk. N takes N months

[Anonymous No.11015014]

ORBIT IN 6 MONTHS

[Anonymous No.11015016]

less than 6 months to orbit from now, wew

[Anonymous No.11015017]

ORBIT IN LESS THAN 6 MONTHS

[Anonymous No.11015018]

>ORBIT IN 6 MONTHS
SLS BTFO

[Anonymous No.11015019]

most nutty would be believing within 6 months

good luck tho

[Anonymous No.11015020]

ORBIT IN 6 MONTHS

[Anonymous No.11015021]

>by the end of next year, SpaceX will have 5-6 Starship Mk prototypes each one with different iteration changes
>trying for orbit in the next 6 months

[Anonymous No.11015022]

[Anonymous No.11015023]

>>11015011
OH GOD NO

[Anonymous No.11015024]

>orbit in less than 6 months
>accurate to within a few months
This is the new "Falcon Heavy in 6 months" isn't it

[Anonymous No.11015025]

Mk1 in 1 months
Mk2 in 2 months
Mk3 in 3 months
Mk4 in uuuuuh..........4 months?

[Anonymous No.11015026]

ESTRONAUT IS THERE

[Anonymous No.11015027]

>>11015012
E2E?

[Anonymous No.11015028]

this guy

[Anonymous No.11015030]

Imagine taking an apple and peeling it all in one strip, then welding that strip into the shape of a tube.

THAT is how he wants to build the new ships, all one strip of steel.

[Anonymous No.11015031]

>>11015012
Sticking around in case Mk. 1 blows up.

[Anonymous No.11015032]

ITS THE ESTRONAUT

[Anonymous No.11015033]

>>11015012
Testing out a few different options against Mk1's design.

[Anonymous No.11015034]

BASEDSTRONAUT

[Anonymous No.11015035]

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK ITS HIM

[Anonymous No.11015036]

>>11015007
HERE HE IS

[Anonymous No.11015037]

Onions has entered the building

[Anonymous No.11015038]

THERE HE IS

[Anonymous No.11015039]

E-celebs

[Anonymous No.11015041]

oh shit

[Anonymous No.11015042]

>>11015012
Testing the new launch facilities at the cape maybe, but without actually launching?

[Anonymous No.11015043]

FUCK OFF TIM.

[Anonymous No.11015044]

so with the helical wound steel will it look like a drill?

[Anonymous No.11015045]

CHADSTRONAUT

[Anonymous No.11015046]

>>11015030
This makes my steel fabricating dick hard.

[Anonymous No.11015047]

>>11015030

[Anonymous No.11015049]

>he's here

[Anonymous No.11015048]

>bellyflop will happen on Mk1

[Anonymous No.11015050]

Who the FUCK is going to fly in that ship belly flopping on the landing

[Anonymous No.11015051]

Did my nigga Scott Manley not go?

[Anonymous No.11015053]

Hot gas thrusters confirmed

[Anonymous No.11015055]

elon nobody actually asked about the RCS but thanks

[Anonymous No.11015056]

how is it possible that unscripted elon is less stuttery than a planned presentation?

[Anonymous No.11015057]

>>11015051
I think he went to twitchcon instead

[Anonymous No.11015060]

>>11015031
thats my view on it too.

[Anonymous No.11015061]

>>11015028
His question answers why SpaceX wants to buy out Boca Chica Village. They're gonna bellyflop right over Starhopper's pad.

[Anonymous No.11015062]

>>11015050
Pilots with balls that weight 75t each.

[Anonymous No.11015063]

>>11015051
He's streaming right now

[Anonymous No.11015064]

Shit he’s getting off topic from the question

[Anonymous No.11015065]

>>11015057
What a waste.

[Anonymous No.11015066]

>>11014662
How the fuck is that rocket not going to flip around from those fins?

[Anonymous No.11015067]

Alright... how much dick did he have to suck to get up there?

[Anonymous No.11015068]

>>11015050
based japanese samurai art man

[Anonymous No.11015070]

>talking about maneuvers

[Anonymous No.11015069]

>Hey Elon... will it... fly safe?

[Anonymous No.11015071]

[Anonymous No.11015072]

>>11015030
Is this a joke? I don't believe that's what he meant. He means a 9 meter section of stainless, welded into a circle section, and then stacked together with the rest of them.

[Anonymous No.11015074]

>>11015056
because estronaut is asking him what he knows and cares about, thruster minutia

[Anonymous No.11015075]

>Tim's got his own cameraman behind him

[Anonymous No.11015076]

>>11015050
the computer.

[Anonymous No.11015077]

>>11015056
it's probably all psychological
>presentation
vs
>conversation

[Anonymous No.11015079]

>>11015062
Mass increase was to accomodate the balls

[Anonymous No.11015080]

DEEP

AND

THICK

[Anonymous No.11015081]

T H I C C
atmosphere

[Anonymous No.11015082]

HERE WE GO

[Anonymous No.11015083]

OH SHIT BRIDENSTINE

[Anonymous No.11015084]

HE'S GONNA SAY IT

[Anonymous No.11015085]

OH FUCK HES BRINGING UP BRIDENSTINES TWEET

[Anonymous No.11015086]

THE TWEET

[Anonymous No.11015087]

>>11015077
it honestly just should have been the videos an the Q&A

[Anonymous No.11015091]

HERE WE GO

[Anonymous No.11015094]

>>11015056
>He doesn't feel comfortable rambling about thrusters constantly.
W-wait is that not normal guys?

[Anonymous No.11015095]

based fatguy making Elon bare it all

[Anonymous No.11015096]

THE B WORD

[Anonymous No.11015097]

OH NONONONONONONNO

[Anonymous No.11015098]

I just missed it. What did OlMusky say about the tweet?

[Anonymous No.11015099]

based Chris G

[Anonymous No.11015100]

>NASA Jim's comment
Less than 5% of company is focused on Starship right now. So Jim's comment is missing the point.

[Anonymous No.11015102]

>FUCK NASA AND FUCK JIM IM GOING TO MARS WITHOUT SLS

ELON NO

[Anonymous No.11015101]

Well he answered it without sperging out.

[Anonymous No.11015103]

<5% SpaceX company resources on Starship. NASA BTFO EVEN HARDER

[Anonymous No.11015105]

FUCK, I was hoping he would have dunked on boomer-space.

Guess we will have to wait for the numbers.

[Anonymous No.11015106]

>>11015044
Fuck year

[Anonymous No.11015107]

these Q&A is for real.

[Anonymous No.11015108]

>contamination mitigation
>on a colony ship

[Anonymous No.11015111]

>Contamination mitigation

FUCK THAT MARS BELONGS TO MAN

[Anonymous No.11015113]

NO ELON YOU CAN'T CALL JIM BRIDENSTINE THE N-WORD THAT'S RACIST OUR SHAREHOLDERS AAAAHHH

[Anonymous No.11015115]

>>11015103
>>11015100
>All of NASA can't build a rocket out of spare parts
>1/20th of SpaceX can build an entirely new super rocket that achieves stuff no other rocket has done

[Anonymous No.11015117]

I honestly love how this guy knows how to answer every question without asking his subordinates. It was painful watching Steve Jobs answer questions especially when he just task Jonny Ive to answer most of the questions that the audience asked.

[Anonymous No.11015118]

>>11015108
this was literally elon's answer
>humans are a pretty big contaminant

[Anonymous No.11015119]

>>11015115
Out of steel rangs.
In a field.
In the desert.

[Anonymous No.11015120]

>>11015118
>for you

[Anonymous No.11015122]

Good that the Mk. 1 header tank design isn't final so it will keep that big top window. Of course, it was shown in the animations, but nice double-confirmation.

[Anonymous No.11015123]

why are 90% of space reporters named chris

[Anonymous No.11015124]

>WaPo
Jeff hitpost incoming

[Anonymous No.11015126]

>Our contaminant mitigation strategy is to ban blacks from boarding the spacecraft
Woah Elon

[Anonymous No.11015128]

TIGHT IS RIGHT

[Anonymous No.11015129]

long is wrong

TIGHT IS RIGHT

[Anonymous No.11015131]

>>11015076
This. I'm a pilot and I know I'll never get to fly this because it's all going to be HAL's job.

[Anonymous No.11015132]

>>11015119
WUZ

[Anonymous No.11015133]

>Long is wrong
>Tight is right

What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.11015134]

HOLY SHIT ELON JUST SAID GAMERS RISE UP

[Anonymous No.11015135]

>MANAGEMENT BY RHYMING
stock prices decline precipitously

>randomly lists SR-71 trivia
based

[Anonymous No.11015136]

>>11015123
BLACKEDBIRD

[Anonymous No.11015137]

>>11015119
In a desert literally right next to the beach (and only a few miles from the Spring Break mecca of South Padre).

[Anonymous No.11015138]

>management by rhyming
>if schedule is long, its wrong
>if its tight, its right

kek

[Anonymous No.11015139]

"If it's long it's wrong, if it's tight it's right."

- Elon R. Musk, 2019

[Anonymous No.11015140]

What kind of fucking answer is this chode expecting?

[Anonymous No.11015142]

>cable snaps
TIIIMMMBBBEEER

[Anonymous No.11015143]

>>11015133
He is referring to how he likes his men

[Anonymous No.11015144]

OH SHIT SOMETHING JUST FELL OFF STARSHIP AND HIT SOMEONE

[Anonymous No.11015146]

>>11015122
I never actually liked the big top window, I've always liked spacecraft with very small conservative viewports. I can understand though that it might be necessary for people on a long trip to have a big open space and a window to look out of so they don't go fucking nuts.

[Anonymous No.11015148]

>If it's tight it's right

[Anonymous No.11015149]

>>11015144
Don't worry, it only hit Shelby.

[Anonymous No.11015150]

>"YALL SEE THE MARTIAN? YEAH THAT"

[Anonymous No.11015151]

*glass shatters*
"pretty windy"

[Anonymous No.11015152]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.11015155]

Wtf something did just crash in the background

[Anonymous No.11015156]

so far:
MY HAND IS THE ROCKET
HUMANS ARE FUCKED DUE TO THE SUN
HHAAAHHAHAHAHAH COWS
TIGHT IS RIGHT

[Anonymous No.11015157]

>>11015140
>we will have a progressive refugee utopia where people will come across the border and get stuffed inside the mars colony ship

[Anonymous No.11015158]

I-is Elon going to activate the reactor on Mars?

[Anonymous No.11015160]

>>11015126
The "closing window" he was talking about is niggers. I hope we all recognize this.

[Anonymous No.11015162]

BASED Jeff Foust

[Anonymous No.11015163]

>>11015149
ssshh, dont mock shelby, he will nuke the place.

[Anonymous No.11015164]

I'd pay good cash money to get hit by parts of Starship.

[Anonymous No.11015166]

why is fat guy so fucking visibly full of himself

[Anonymous No.11015167]

what's wrong with this fatso

[Anonymous No.11015168]

CHAD STANCE

[Anonymous No.11015170]

damn Foust is fat

[Anonymous No.11015171]

>>11015168
>DO YOU HAVE APPROVAL YOUNG MAN?

[Anonymous No.11015172]

>>11015168
what body type is this

[Anonymous No.11015174]

>>11015168
R O B U S T
O
B
U
S
T

[Anonymous No.11015175]

>>11015168
Did you get permission to do this Elon? The locals may not like it. Do you eat bugs yet?

[Anonymous No.11015176]

>>11015163
>nuking Texas
That's how you get Civil War 2 Electric Boogaloo

[Anonymous No.11015177]

>>11015168
He exudes power

[Anonymous No.11015178]

GRETA IS PLEASED

[Anonymous No.11015179]

>>11015172
Onions

[Anonymous No.11015180]

>>11015168
>I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER, MR MUSK

[Anonymous No.11015181]

>gtfo of boca chica, we want to raze your homes

[Anonymous No.11015183]

>>11015172
peak performance

[Anonymous No.11015185]

>>11015168
What the fuck was his problem?

[Anonymous No.11015186]

>>11015168
Flaunting his gut

Like a man

[Anonymous No.11015187]

>>11015172
kyojin

[Anonymous No.11015188]

>>11015168
THE POWER

[Anonymous No.11015189]

> THE WIND

[Anonymous No.11015191]

>>11015168
OH YEAH?! YOU THINK YOU'RE TUFF LITTLE MAN?! HUH?! HUH?!

[Anonymous No.11015192]

Well now they're going ask for a fortune lmao

[Anonymous No.11015194]

>buy out boca chica
>not a tiny risk to residents

wtf

[Anonymous No.11015195]

inb4 he uses the wind as an excuse when he ends the questions

[Anonymous No.11015197]

>1000 cubic meters

[Anonymous No.11015196]

OH SHIT THE WIND KNOCKED OVER THE ROCKET

[Anonymous No.11015199]

WAGIE GET INSIDE SIX SIDED CAGIE

[Anonymous No.11015200]

TALK LOUDER! I JUST GOT MOGGED BY THE LAST GUY!

[Anonymous No.11015203]

>>11015168
>the virgin Berger
>the chad Foust

[Anonymous No.11015204]

WE CAN MAKE IT BIGGER

[Anonymous No.11015205]

THE COCOA RINGS ARE FOR MK3

[Anonymous No.11015206]

A SECOND CABLE SNAPPED

[Anonymous No.11015207]

>that nervous look back

[Anonymous No.11015208]

>mk 4 starship before booster
give us the full stack already reee

[Anonymous No.11015209]

FOUR UPPER STAGES

[Anonymous No.11015211]

>>11015181
>>11015194
There's like 26 residents in the whole area. It shouldn't even be considered a village.

[Anonymous No.11015212]

>2 Starship at each site (texas/florida)
>then work on booster
>main booster issue right now is to wait for the engine production to increase a bit

[Anonymous No.11015213]

>>11015197
>Wiki ISS
>915.6m3
Wow.

[Anonymous No.11015214]

>crashing noises in the background

[Anonymous No.11015215]

>>11015204

[Anonymous No.11015217]

>>11015168
DON'T THINK WE'VE FORGOTTEN YOUR PROMISE OF GENETICALLY ENGINEERED CAT GIRLS

[Anonymous No.11015219]

> Uh 24 and 31 ... add those... uhh... thats uh... a lot of engines

[Anonymous No.11015220]

>BUILDNG THE GIANT BOOSTER IS NOT A CONSTRAINT
Boeing seething

>1 RAPTOR EVERY 8-10 DAYS
Aerojet BTFO

[Anonymous No.11015221]

>We're only constrained by engines.
18m stacc with 80+ raptors when?

[Anonymous No.11015222]

so in terms of life support, their answer's more room? That's it? What are they gonna do with the poop...

[Anonymous No.11015224]

AN ENGINE EVERY DAY

[Anonymous No.11015226]

1
RAPTOR
PER
DAY

[Anonymous No.11015227]

Next time: very short set of slides with key points (REMEMBER WHAT WE SAID ELON, TALK TO THE SLIDES), video with the main points and voiceover, longer Q&A, perhaps with a counterpart to help shape the discussion.

[Anonymous No.11015228]

>people flying next year
now that's some bullshit

[Anonymous No.11015231]

>1 engine/day for Q1 2020
That's 1 SH a month, fuck that's fast

[Anonymous No.11015232]

>>11015222
Poop goes on all six walls.

[Anonymous No.11015233]

>a raptor per day by Q1
>human flights next year
UNDER BUDGET

AHEAD OF SCHEDULE

[Anonymous No.11015234]

>>11015222
Mandatory constipation.

[Anonymous No.11015235]

>>11015220
NOOOOOOOO BUT WE NEED ANOTHER $3 BILLION FOR THIS SINGLE SLS CORE!

[Anonymous No.11015236]

ALRIGHT WHAT THE FUCK
STAINLESS STARSHIP DEVELOPMENT STARTED LESS THAN A YEAR AGO
NOW IT'LL LAUNCH PEOPLE
NEXT
YEAR


that's fast!

[Anonymous No.11015237]

TEN FLIGHTS IN TEN DAYS

[Anonymous No.11015238]

20 FLIGHTS PER DAY

[Anonymous No.11015239]

>>11015222
poop goes in the empty food bags

[Anonymous No.11015240]

>1 raptor engine every 8/10 days right now
>hopefully 1 engine every 2-3 days
>target is 1 per day


>when will we see people flying?
>hopefully next year
>we'll do many flights of reusable Mk to test out the kinks in short amount of days
>as many as 10-20 times a day

[Anonymous No.11015241]

>10 FLIGHTS
>10 DAYS
>RAPID REUSABILITY

[Anonymous No.11015242]

>20 launches per day

[Anonymous No.11015243]

20 TIMES A DAY

[Anonymous No.11015244]

N E X T
Y E A R
Holy shit, they'll have just barely started Commercial Crew to ISS on Dragon 2, and this tin can that's less than a year old now, will start taking people to fucking orbit

[Anonymous No.11015245]

TEN FLIGHTS
TEN DAYS

[Anonymous No.11015246]

elon giving out timescales off the top of his head again, someone put a shock leash on him

[Anonymous No.11015247]

TWENTY FLIGHTS PER DAY

[Anonymous No.11015248]

>>11015228
He said maybe to be fair.

[Anonymous No.11015250]

do you knows space, anon?

[Anonymous No.11015251]

>>11015242
He's actually doing it.
We're getting out of this dump.

[Anonymous No.11015253]

>>11015236
You always have to add a few years to his predictions

[Anonymous No.11015254]

> Five thousand people to orbit per hour
Elon holy fuck calm down

[Anonymous No.11015255]

>>11015168

[Anonymous No.11015256]

>>11015222
Put it in the walls.

Radiation problem solved!

[Anonymous No.11015257]

>ELON WILL HAVE A MARTIAN BATTLEFLEET IN FIVE YEARS

[Anonymous No.11015258]

VERY fast roccet develops at incredible hihg speed!

[Anonymous No.11015259]

>1000 flights a year
>max theoretical

[Anonymous No.11015261]

>>11015222
Shatsteroid belt

[Anonymous No.11015262]

>>11015227
Next time, have it inside, on an actual stage, with cameras focused on him instead of on a crowd that looks like you stole from from a public bus and told them you were going to kill them unless they stood there.

The worst part is the fucking wind noise.

[Anonymous No.11015263]

Falcon heavy has still only launched once and the booster crashed

[Anonymous No.11015264]

20
GENETICALLY
ENGINEERED
CATBOIS
A
DAY!

[Anonymous No.11015265]

>>11015254
Let's ALL go to Mars!

[Anonymous No.11015267]

>>11015215
>My dick.

[Anonymous No.11015268]

>150,000 tons to orbit per year per ship
WEW L A D

[Anonymous No.11015271]

One thousand flights a year?

[Anonymous No.11015270]

>no 10-20 fucking year timeline for actual people going up
SLS SEETHING

NASA SEETHING

RUSSIA SEETHING

EUROWIENER'S SEETHING

[Anonymous No.11015272]

>this is obviously max theoretical

[Anonymous No.11015273]

>>11015236
Elon time anon

[Anonymous No.11015274]

MUSK DADDY KEEP TALKING

[Anonymous No.11015276]

>tfw the Elon Confederation secedes from Earth, launches a blockade with Mk24 starships

[Anonymous No.11015278]

i tuned in late is any of this going to real?

[Anonymous No.11015279]

Somebody ask him about a cargo variant for satellite/space station delivery already. Or about how many Starlinks he could deliver with a single launch.

[Anonymous No.11015281]

Holy crap Elon's dropping bombs now

[Anonymous No.11015280]

>uuhhh, Elon, thats not a simple problem... sweetie...

[Anonymous No.11015282]

IT'S GOTTA BE DONE

[Anonymous No.11015283]

>>11015168
Big man for a big rocket

[Anonymous No.11015284]

>>11015236
tight is right
tight is right

[Anonymous No.11015285]

>>11015279
And the 18m beast.

[Anonymous No.11015286]

>>11015276
Elon wants to found Zeon, it's fucking phenomenal.

[Anonymous No.11015287]

>>11015263
FH has launched 3 times

[Anonymous No.11015289]

inb4 q&a is cut out when the stream is done

[Anonymous No.11015290]

>low-key calling the entire purpose of ISS trivial
based

[Anonymous No.11015291]

>The life support is difficult Elon
>Naw its easy

[Anonymous No.11015293]

150k tons to orbit.
PER YEAR
PER SHIP

PLEASE ELON, STOP, MY FINS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN.
I CAN'T STOP FUCKING CuuuUUUUUUMMMING!

[Anonymous No.11015294]

Okay nerds answer me this. Elon said to save humanity we need to teraform Mars, yet there is apparently no cure for "climate change?" Why would we have the tech to make a barren planet habitable, yet apparently "climate change" is irreversible.

[Anonymous No.11015295]

Eric-kun asking

[Anonymous No.11015296]

>arse technica

[Anonymous No.11015298]

did burger just trump elons autism with the x 15 joke

[Anonymous No.11015300]

>they're making it stop
goddammit
this Q&A has been gold

[Anonymous No.11015299]

> AMERICAN NAMED B U R G E R

[Anonymous No.11015302]

What is this stance called?

[Anonymous No.11015303]

I** SWITCHED THE DESIGN TO STEEL
IT WAS ME
MEEEEEEEEEEEE
I DID IT

[Anonymous No.11015304]

>>11015291
>literally remove CO2 and H2O, replace with O2
we spent $150 billion on a station to learn this

[Anonymous No.11015305]

>>11015294
Mars is cold
Humans are good at heating up Earth
Its pretty simple
The only hard part is actually keeping an atmosphere and magnetosphere

[Anonymous No.11015307]

>>11015302
the bergerboy bewilderment

[Anonymous No.11015306]

-Tight is right
*haha in the distance*

[Anonymous No.11015308]

HE SAID IT AGAIN

[Anonymous No.11015309]

>>11015302
> The burger embrace

[Anonymous No.11015310]

The X-15 was not technically a plane. Get that brainlet out of here

[Anonymous No.11015311]

life support isn't hard. We'll see.

[Anonymous No.11015312]

LOL he forgot that he already told his lame joke

[Anonymous No.11015313]

>>11015294
No, the point is to get the white race to mars before your kind fucks up earth.

[Anonymous No.11015315]

TIGHT
IS
RIGHT

[Anonymous No.11015316]

HE SAID IT AGAIN
TIGHT IT RIGHT

[Anonymous No.11015317]

>>11015294
there is absolutely a cure for climate change retard, reduced CO2 emissions, that's why ecotards bang the emissions drum

Mars is the opposite, it needs more atmosphere

[Anonymous No.11015318]

>>11015302
>h-h-h-here's the thing

[Anonymous No.11015319]

>>11015294
Liberal logic
Hard to understand

[Anonymous No.11015321]

>>11015291
Note that he only discussed CO2->O2. Reminds me of Zubrin pointing out that food and water for 2-3 years was actually cheap mass-wise and didn't need fancy sewage recycling until you get to colony-level stuff.

[Anonymous No.11015322]

>IF THE DESIGN TAKES A LONG TIME TO BUILD ITS THE WRONG DESIGN

SLS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

[Anonymous No.11015324]

>>11015302
The m’lord (serf in service of a space baron) stance

[Anonymous No.11015325]

DELETE IT.

[Anonymous No.11015326]

>if it weight nothing, it cost nothing
>the best part is no part

>how did you make it build it so fast?
KISS. KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID.

[Anonymous No.11015328]

TESLAS ON MARS CONFIRMED

[Anonymous No.11015329]

POO

[Anonymous No.11015330]

I wanted the Tesla truck

[Anonymous No.11015331]

TELSA ON MARS1!

[Anonymous No.11015332]

>teslas work on mars
nice

[Anonymous No.11015333]

SOMEONE ASK HIM ABOUT THE ABORT MODE

[Anonymous No.11015334]

>>11015322
JIM ON SUICIDE WATCH

[Anonymous No.11015335]

OLDSPACE ON SUICIDE WATCH

[Anonymous No.11015336]

>how did you go so fast
Just do it lmao

[Anonymous No.11015338]

>>11015305
I mean shouldn't we use this technology to save the niggers and south America... Wait, I think Elon has the right idea, fuck 3rd world shitholes the only way to spring humanity forward is to abandon this earth to these fucking savages.

[Anonymous No.11015339]

finally, some 2016-tier questions

[Anonymous No.11015340]

if you don't have a plan it can't go wrong and it's really fast

[Anonymous No.11015342]

>If it takes long to develop it's the wrong design.
NONONO ELON YOU CAN'T SAY THAT BRIDENSTINE AND SHELBY ARE HERE, THEY'VE GOT GUNS ELON GET DOWN!

[Anonymous No.11015341]

>>11015317
Mars is 98% CO2 retard

[Anonymous No.11015343]

reddit

[Anonymous No.11015344]

>from the subre--
alright it's over

[Anonymous No.11015345]

>>11015341
98% CO2 at what pressure nogtard

[Anonymous No.11015346]

SPACEX PLEBBIT

[Anonymous No.11015347]

>>>>>reddit

[Anonymous No.11015348]

>Mars Elon Confederacy circa 2045

[Anonymous No.11015349]

R*DDIT

[Anonymous No.11015350]

>SPACEX SUBREDDIT

[Anonymous No.11015351]

the redditor asking questions that were already answered

[Anonymous No.11015352]

HE NEEDS TO GO BACK!

[Anonymous No.11015353]

WHERE IS THE 4CHAN HACKER REP FOR US

[Anonymous No.11015354]

>>11015341
The atmosphere is too thin to trap the sun's radiation.

[Anonymous No.11015355]

>>11015305
Not him
I heard a cool theory about parking a satellite in Mars's L1 lagrange point that blocks out solar wind in order to keep the atmosphere from stripping away.

[Anonymous No.11015356]

The hell is wrong with that chick i the background its like she's hyperventilating.

[Anonymous No.11015357]

WE DID IT REDDIT

[Anonymous No.11015358]

>>11015350
It's the only non-garbage subreddit on the site though

[Anonymous No.11015360]

WE DID IT, REDDIT!!!!

[Anonymous No.11015359]

>>11015354
Fucking the complementary catgirl in the back

[Anonymous No.11015361]

>Hi Elon, this is anon from 4chan, I have some questions from the /spaceflightgeneral/


Whats our questions boys?

[Anonymous No.11015362]

imagine when F9 is shitcanned and 100% of SpaceX is working on SS. Right now it's 5%

[Anonymous No.11015363]

>>11015358
>ignoring all of the porn subreddits

[Anonymous No.11015364]

Reddit cunts not even listening.

[Anonymous No.11015365]

OMG REDDIT? EPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC

[Anonymous No.11015367]

>>11015353
/sci/ janny at the 2020 update

[Anonymous No.11015368]

>/sci/ sends a rep to ask a question
>Spills spaghetti on mic
>Elon says no essays just questions

[Anonymous No.11015369]

Lame.

[Anonymous No.11015370]

>>11015361
SOMETHING ABOUT THE THICC 18 METER PLEASE

[Anonymous No.11015371]

>>11015322
Shelby on suicide watch

[Anonymous No.11015372]

>>11015361
is your peepee big?

[Anonymous No.11015374]

ITS OVER

[Anonymous No.11015373]

>>11015361
Where are the catgirls?

[Anonymous No.11015375]

>>11015361
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH ALL THE POOP?

[Anonymous No.11015377]

>>11015361
Will Mars be free of *screams loudly* NIGGERS?

[Anonymous No.11015378]

>>11015361
is the window still happening and what's it made of

[Anonymous No.11015379]

Great Q/A session. Lots of new info.

[Anonymous No.11015380]

>>11015361
What does Grimes' pucci taste like?

[Anonymous No.11015381]

>>11015361
Where the FUCK are the catgirls Elon?

[Anonymous No.11015383]

worth staying up 4 this

[Anonymous No.11015384]

>>11015361
tits or gtfo.

[Anonymous No.11015385]

>>11015361
How does Grimes puccy taste like?

[Anonymous No.11015386]

>>11015361
What is your IQ?

[Anonymous No.11015387]

>>11015361
Will the ships spree shooter board for free?

[Anonymous No.11015389]

Redditors always have to say
“Oh well”

[Anonymous No.11015391]

>>11015355
atmospheric loss is massively overrated as an issue, over the timescales that it would matter humans would be gods or dead

[Anonymous No.11015390]

>>11015373
>>11015381
you mean catboys

[Anonymous No.11015392]

>>11015381
>>11015373
THESE

[Anonymous No.11015393]

>>11015380
>>11015385
based

[Anonymous No.11015394]

>>11015361
Will there be traps on Mars?

[Anonymous No.11015396]

>>11015380
My nigga.

[Anonymous No.11015397]

>>11015378
It's this umm new mat-material from uhmm San Francisco and umm it's called uhm transparent umm aluminum and umm yeah

[Anonymous No.11015398]

>>11015361
Will clowns be illegal on mars?

[Anonymous No.11015400]

MARTIAN TBM CONFIRMED

WE MOLE PEOPLE NAO

[Anonymous No.11015403]

>>11015361
What are your plans for Cargo Dragon?
Do you plan to deploy a Starlink-based constellation over Mars for high-bandwidth communication on-planet? If so, will it also double as a navigation constellation, and have you talked to the Air Force about how to do that?

[Anonymous No.11015405]

>>11015361
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN

[Anonymous No.11015406]

>>11015394
> Elon allows only small males to fly under the guise of "saving space", but in reality he is building a trap harem on Mars

[Anonymous No.11015407]

>>11015394
>Traps yes, trannies no.

[Anonymous No.11015409]

How the fuck did some Reddit cunt get a press pass? Where is the 4chan rep to ask him about peepee poopoo and catgirls?

[Anonymous No.11015411]

Dissapointed no one asked about Starlink questions. I need $50 gigabit or $30 100 Mbps.

[Anonymous No.11015412]

>>11015407
long is wrong

TIGHT IS RIGHT!

[Anonymous No.11015413]

4 in the fucking morning here now. But the Q&A was almost worth it. Certainly better than the main presentation, holy fuck. I'm off to bed

[Anonymous No.11015419]

No one asked about the ISRU vaporware

[Anonymous No.11015420]

>>11015361
Will niggers be allowed to go to Mars or is it Whites and Japs only?

[Anonymous No.11015421]

>>11015380
probably really salty

[Anonymous No.11015423]

>>11015409
That would require a channer to leave his mother's basement, anon.

[Anonymous No.11015425]

>>11015406
>Fucking traps is actually much easier in space because you have 6 different surfaces you can do it on

[Anonymous No.11015429]

>>11015419
It's trivial

[Anonymous No.11015430]

>>11015425
>2 in the ears
>1 in the ass
>1 in the mouth
>1 in belly button
>1 in penis hole

[Anonymous No.11015431]

>>11015409
Elon's strategy is bringing fanboys into his inner circle for free promotion

[Anonymous No.11015432]

>>11015419
It's literally an insulated box you push gasses through. I could build this in my fucking garage.

[Anonymous No.11015434]

Did they talk about the internet thing?

[Anonymous No.11015435]

>>11015419
Elon will slap some shit together in a few weeks in the middle of a sandbox, actively pouring dirt and sand and trash allover it while it's assembled. It will cost 1/100th as much as previous life support systems and work fine.

[Anonymous No.11015436]

>>11015066
Tight vector control from 31 raptors on the booster.

[Anonymous No.11015438]

>a thousand flights a year
>first orbital launch in a few months
>150 tons per flight
>more usable volume than the ISS per flight
>first crewed launch next year
>1 raptor a day
>superheavy soon
>a starship a month
everyone in the space community just got btfo

[Anonymous No.11015439]

>SLS over budget by billions
>Starships flying orbital and crews next year

IN A FIELD

WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS

[Anonymous No.11015441]

>>11015436
But only 7 engines will be gimbaled.

[Anonymous No.11015443]

>>11015438
imagine Jim right now

[Anonymous No.11015444]

>>11015411
No doubt briefed to only ask about Starship and Mars.

[Anonymous No.11015445]

>>11015438
I would take that with a grain of salt, but yes, oldspace absolutely btfo.

[Anonymous No.11015446]

Why should I believe that this will be flying in a year?

How many times have the Model 3 and Semi been delayed?

[Anonymous No.11015447]

>>11015419
Bob Zubrin literally built a Martian ISRU device on a shoestring back in the '90s. We know how to do that part.

I still think he should be looking at nuclear, and not just solar, though.

[Anonymous No.11015448]

>>11015432
WAIT A SECOND YOU HAVE TO PRODUCE HYDROGEN TO RUN ISRU? WHY DIDN'T /SCI/ TELL ME? HYDROGEN DESTROYS EVERYTHING!

[Anonymous No.11015451]

>>11015438
sure but thats in elon years.

[Anonymous No.11015452]

how will the nasa boomers ever recover

[Anonymous No.11015453]

How can we push for SLS to be scrapped?

We have to get boomer space in the ground.

[Anonymous No.11015456]

>>11015066
the booster's "fins" are thicc and many

[Anonymous No.11015457]

>>11015443
Probably ass blasted trying to come up with a tweet.

[Anonymous No.11015461]

>>11015438
They'll get bored a year into regular starship operations and then build gigaheavy but instead of a sea dragon mega-rocket they'll just use hundreds of Raptors which will be produced at a rate of one an hour. At some point dump trucks will just regularly leave the raptor factory and just dump huge piles of them in the dirt to be sorted later.

[Anonymous No.11015465]

https://streamable.com/l81m8

[Anonymous No.11015466]

>>11015445
And poor Jeff, he just took too long to get off the ground.

[Anonymous No.11015469]

>>11015447
nuclear in space is a political matter not a technical one, the time to fight that battle would stall the entire project over the time you could have taken to just spam solar/wind

[Anonymous No.11015470]

>>11015446
>How many times have the Model 3 and Semi been delayed?

>The Model 3
I saw 10 of them on my way to Costco the other day, Anon. It took a while to ramp production, but there's a crapload of them out there now.

[Anonymous No.11015472]

>>11015448

Gaseous hydrogen doesn't rape your anus like cryo liquid hydrogen.

[Anonymous No.11015476]

>>11015466
>the steel chad vs the virgin composite

[Anonymous No.11015477]

I hope he showcases the test flight by throwing the Semi prototype into the sun.

[Anonymous No.11015479]

>>11015447
Considering the new management catchphrase Elon was kicking around, he's not focusing on Nuclear because it would take too long. What does make sense though is to ask NASA for the power output specs on their kilopower reactors, and ensure whatever systems SpaceX is developing can accept it as an input.

[Anonymous No.11015487]

>>11015466
Sub-orbital ferociously.

[Anonymous No.11015488]

>>11015448
Ideally, you produce the H2 just upstream of this diagram by cracking it from melted Martian ice. The O2 gets stored as LOX.

[Anonymous No.11015491]

>>11015461
You're not thinking SpaceX here, they'll build mini Starships that will just carry the engines from the factory to the launch site for assembly.

[Anonymous No.11015493]

>>11015438
>FIVE
>PERCENT

[Anonymous No.11015494]

So the next thing to be hype for is mars society, about a month away. The SpaceX rep should be there to give us some details on their project and they are hosting some full on habitat designs that go into full technical details and the top 10 or 20 have been signed off by your boy Zubrin himself so you know that shits gonna be good.

[Anonymous No.11015500]

>>11015494
>fully functioning Mars city within the week

[Anonymous No.11015501]

>>11015466
I wouldn't count out jeff just yet. We don't know how far the development is already behind those closed doors of Blue Origin. And Jeff can sink all his amazon income into spaceflight.

>>11015476
Manowar knows best

[Anonymous No.11015502]

>>11015466
g-gradatin ferociter
>the tortoise vs. the hare doesn't work if the hare never slows down
s-shut up

[Anonymous No.11015503]

>>11015500
>colonization of Alpha Centauri by 2025

[Anonymous No.11015505]

>>11015466
stumble by fumble, egregiously

[Anonymous No.11015506]

i want to see a video of raptor cycling on and off

[Anonymous No.11015507]

LONG IS WRONG
TIGHT
IS
RIGHT!

[Anonymous No.11015508]

>>11015494
low key hype for the new armstrong presentation, if jeff beezie wants to show up starship that's when he does it

[Anonymous No.11015509]

can someone give me a quick rundown?

a lot of what i've glimpsed in this thread sounds way too good to be true

[Anonymous No.11015513]

>>11015479
I agree that at this point, it's too late to develop nuclear from scratch and meet his deadlines. I still think that he absolutely needs to be working on it behind the scenes, though.

I'd also love to see a bus-sized, kilopower-driven RV of a rover for long-range exploration.

[Anonymous No.11015514]

posting in an ex-sticky

[Anonymous No.11015515]

>>11015509
tight is right

[Anonymous No.11015518]

>>11015509
hahahah the cows are confused

[Anonymous No.11015519]

>>11015509
Future starships will be made from a single long strip of steel, welded together in a tube.

[Anonymous No.11015520]

>>11015509
elon claims 1 raptor per day by Q1, human flights as early as next year, a starship per month at peak production, and millions of tons of upmass per year with 20 starships

[Anonymous No.11015522]

>>11015509
OH FUCK THE WIND

[Anonymous No.11015523]

>>11015519
incorrect, just single strips per rings. you need different rings since the thicknesses will change to reduce weight

[Anonymous No.11015524]

>>11015509
Sure. Elon decided he is going to stick the Jannies under the Starship exhaust next flight.

[Anonymous No.11015525]

>>11015509
TIGHT

IS

RIGHT

[Anonymous No.11015526]

>>11015519
which may cause the starship to look like a big shiny drill.

[Anonymous No.11015529]

>>11015519
No, faggot. They will be made of stacked rings, and each ring will be a single strip of steel with a single weld. The rings will still be joined by welds as they are stacked but they won't be made of panels welded together to make long strips anymore.

[Anonymous No.11015530]

>>11015523
no he said all one piece

[Anonymous No.11015531]

>>11015509
MY HAND IS THE ROCKET

[Anonymous No.11015532]

>>11015525
>>11015522
>>11015518
>>11015515
This presentation was one of the most autistic to date.

[Anonymous No.11015534]

>>11015530
all in one piece PER RING and then stack the rings

you can already see this at the cocoa build site

[Anonymous No.11015539]

>>11015446
This anon got it right, never trust Elon. At least twice the time and half the capability. Orbital flights will only happen end of next year at best. Human launch will only happen in 2021. The payload will be at best 50 tons, so less 99.9 % of earth's launch capability and more like 50%. For all of his boasting, I doubt Starship can launch the pressurised volume of the ISS in a single flight, maybe half at that with probably only 50 people. Still better than whatever competition SpaceX can do though.

[Anonymous No.11015547]

>>11015539
>At least twice the time
correct
>and half the capability.
this assumption is why """competitors""" are constantly caught unaware

[Anonymous No.11015548]

>>11015530
One piece per ring as opposed to a dozen panels per ring
>>11015534
this

[Anonymous No.11015549]

>>11015539
>Orbital flights will only happen end of next year at best.
How the hell do you think that's a reasonable assessment when the Starship is already mostly built and their next test launch is likely going to be orbital?

[Anonymous No.11015550]

>>11015549
he's a FUD-y dud-y.

[Anonymous No.11015551]

>>11015534
>>11015548
That guy is trolling you. We had the same discussion earlier in the thread.

[Anonymous No.11015553]

>>11015539
Except this time he's stayed on target for multiple years. He claimed a Mars launch in 2022 back in 2017, and he's still aiming for that. They haven't slipped, if anything the schedule has moved AHEAD several months.

[Anonymous No.11015556]

>11015555
yeet

[Anonymous No.11015559]

>>11015539
If you don't trust Elon, why are you basing your assumptions on Elon? LMAO. Why not just say it will only fly in year 3000 and carry 0 people and instead of saying it will carry 50 ton, why not say it will never fly?

The arbitrary limits based on elon's number is just hilarious because there's no science behind it but personal feelings.

[Anonymous No.11015561]

>>11015556
>>11015555

[Anonymous No.11015564]

hahaha the cows are confused t-shirts when

>>11015556
close but not cigar

[Anonymous No.11015567]

>>11015556
FUCK
>>11015555

[Anonymous No.11015569]

>>11015372
LONG IS WRONG AND TIGHT IS RIGHT!

[Anonymous No.11015571]

>>11015556
Mediocre.

[Anonymous No.11015572]

>>11015532
Peak autist presentation, actually informative Q&A, I'm glad this is the only musk presentation I actually tuned in for

[Anonymous No.11015573]

>>11015567
>>11015564
>>11015561
wasted get

[Anonymous No.11015585]

>>11015573
>worrying about gets
I've gotten like two trips tonight. Really nothing short of quints matter.

[Anonymous No.11015594]

>>11015509
The presentation was mostly just a recap of stuff that we already knew about, plus a couple short animations showing off the latest revisions to the design. The only real piece of news was pushing the expected payload margin from 50T back up to 100-150T where it had been before last year's presentation, which says good things about engine performance and weight mitigation.

The meat was, as usual, in the Q&A, where Elon was quite visibly far more comfortable. Mk. 1 is expected to fly in a month or so, a hop, then hop to 20km/65,000', possibly orbital after that (he's said before that Starship is *barely* SSTO with no payload, so they might not need SH for re-entry testing). Landing will be at the launch site, which explains why they're buying out Boca Chica. After Mk. 1/2, they plan Mk. 3/4 (also built on-site at Boca&Cape), with less slapdash manufacturing (planning to invest in equipment to build each ring out of a single sheet of steel--maybe a use for their defunct 9m mandrel?). Production of *everything* is expected to continue ramping up to insane levels (he expects 1/day Raptor production by spring), and potentially 3-4 flights/day per Starship and ~20/day per SH (the difference being the wait time for Starship's orbit to carry it back over the LZ). That's... insane.

[Anonymous No.11015597]

>jet fuel CAN melt steel beams
>builds spaceship out of steel
Wow Musk's really lost the plot!

[Anonymous No.11015599]

>>11015123
everybody's named Chris, anon
I'm named Chris

[Anonymous No.11015600]

>>11015529
Wanna bet they'll be friction-stir wielded, too?

[Anonymous No.11015604]

>>11015594
>good things about engine performance and weight mitigation.
It says they stretched everything to regain propellant mass fraction
Bigger is easier than lighter (but try telling NASA that and they'll eject you from their building).

[Anonymous No.11015605]

>>11015599
hi chris

[Anonymous No.11015612]

>>11015600
I read somewhere that stainless gums up friction welders but I'm not a rocket welding expert

[Anonymous No.11015614]

>>11015599
how do you know you're named Chris?

[Anonymous No.11015616]

How did the guy with the Tesla/Boring Co questions get in there?

[Anonymous No.11015621]

>>11015594
>maybe a use for their defunct 9m mandrel?
Impossible, because they chopped that thing up and sold it as scrap, remember? 9m mandrel literally does not exist anymore.
>>11015600
Too expensive and it takes longer.
>but muh weld properties
Who gives a fuck, 2% better performance means nothing, if you need 2% more payload make the propellant tanks a bit bigger.

[Anonymous No.11015623]

>>11015612
Hadn't heard that; I'm not one, either.

[Anonymous No.11015624]

>>11015526
A drill that will pierce the heavens, you say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT6LFOIofRE