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New version of Tooker's paper. Is there any nit left to pick?

http://www.vixra.org/abs/1811.0222

>> No.11008987

>>11008981
infiniti hatt

>> No.11008990

>>11008981
Why does he rely on this very crude and actually incorrect interpretation of what an neighbourhood of infinity constitutes when he could simply use a function maping the complex plane on the Riemann sphere?

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>>11008990
Does a neighborhood have an interpretation or does it have a definition? The latter, methinks.

>> No.11009486

idc until numberphile makes a vid on it

>> No.11009511
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>>11009486
>Reimann Hypothesis in the neighbourhood of infinity-hat.

>> No.11009520
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>>11009511
THE HAT OF POWER

>> No.11009524

>>11009520
This just shows that infinity hat is a powerful concept which should not be used by amateur mathematicians.

>> No.11009568

>>11008981
>He even shittalks Riemann in his rambling incoherent schizo paper
Based

>> No.11009570

>>11009520
This just shows that dividing by 0hat leads to 1=2.

Also, it's in particular not a disprove of 1=1.

Also, the "divisibility property" line does nothing but introduce a notation.

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11009576

I found the hat tooker refers to in his papers

>> No.11009586

ONE HAT TO RULE THEM ALL ^

>> No.11009815

>>11009511
can someone make this please? i want an infinity hat hat

>> No.11009825

>>11009815
just go to Lids or something and have them make it

>> No.11009882

didn't someone else post their own schizo proof of RH like two days ago?

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>>11009520
A number is an element of an ordered set and you have failed to give the ordering of 0 hat with respect to the rest of of R in your set ~R.

Furthermore, the final implication of your proof shows that your definitions lead to a contradiction and are, therefore, not good definitions useful for mathematical analysis.

>>11009568
I didn't cast dispersions on Riemann in any way. I praised him, and my point saying that he didn't define R wasn't posed to show that Riemann is an asshole, but rather that the people who get too worried about the specifics of whether a number is in R or not are assholes.

>>11009576
no, the hat I use is pic related hat. it's the one architects have been putting on their finest buildings for millennia

>>11009882
MathAnon's paper was completely fucked up. At the end, he concludes all this stuff is equal to zero. Then when you go back through the paper, pretty much everything he did was division by zero: a notoriously unallowed operation.

>> No.11010095

>>11000000

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>> No.11010112

>>11008981
What's with the Anonymous emblem at the end?

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>>11010112
That's non an anon emblem, that's the avatar of the most important twitter account that ever existed or ever will exist. The anon emblem has like some UN graphic in the background. What's with it is that I put it there like a fancy sticker or a gold star to spice up the image a little.

>> No.11010160

>>11010110
Based af

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>> No.11010176

>>11010165
Now you like Jews?

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Does this anon have a point or is he a nigger?

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>>11010176
When I keep saying, "I give my solemn oath that should the apparatus of violence ever come to rest in my hand, the sun will not set on that day without the total nuclear destruction of the state of Israel," and when I keep saying, "Jacob a/k/a Israel is Satan," and, "The whole country of Israel is named after Satan because Satan's name is Israel," you end up with the notion that I like the Israelites because I mentioned something I heard once as a child?

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>>11008981
What's a nit, and why does picking it have relevance to Tooker's paper? Is he trying to offer it to God for his own Daughter of Divinity?

>> No.11010198

>>11010188
The latter.

>> No.11010204

>>11010193
Based.
I was just worried for a second Tooker, that's all.

>> No.11010209

>>11010193
Hey Took, you never answered so I don't know if you read it but I fucked a white girl for 45 bucks. When are you coming to South America my dude? 20-year-old white girls are waiting for the TOOK.

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*SIGH* TOOKER, YOU DIPSHIT!

>>11010193
Israel = Is Real

:O OMG I WILL NEVER CARE!

Anyway, now that Tooker is satisfied about other people dying for his cause, the secret to the Infinity Hat: GET A WOMAN TO MAKE ONE FOR YOU. GET A WOMAN TO ACCEPT THAT YOU HAVE PROVED IT, BUT YOU NEED THE LOVING AND LUSTFUL GIFT OF A HAT FROM A DEVOUT WOMAN TO BESTOW ALL OF GODS POWER UPON YOU.

>Pic related is my infinity hat

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>>11010209
Wow, my daughter has to make it REALLY easy for you to get fucked whenever you want? $45?

My Sindy will fuck you guys for the lint in your pocket or the smegma on your cock.

>C'mon then SOUTH AMERICA, IF YOU THINK YOU'RE THE BIRTHPLACE OF THE SLUTS OF SUICIDE, COME OOON!

>>11010216
The princesses that agreed, he is the King the Land needs.

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>>11010209
You can stop with these unhelpful comments about your prostitutes. I don't care. Condoms are disgusting to me, and I don't want to pay to fuck a plastic bag, regardless of where the bag might be in relation to a woman's body, and having unprotected sex with hookers, appetizing as it seems, doesn't give me the sense of loss I guess you are going for with you stupid comments about hookers in poor countries, as if I didn't know that hookers are cheapers in countries where people are poorer. What I want it to get my accolade so I can fuck pic related women, directly in the vagina, without paying for it.

>>11010216
Yes, Satan Is real, I agree. That's some nice Bible code there. I don't think the woman's acceptance that I proved it would do much for me. I think the women seeing lots of men point to me saying good things is what would trigger the series of events that comprise some of my sweetest dreams.

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>>11010252
Why would a woman need more than the man in front of them to know that you are truth itself, Tooker?

>I punish you now, you must get TWO WOMEN THAT ARE FRIENDS TO AGREE when all others doubted and failed you, Tooker.

I already did such a thing today down at my local supermarket.

>> No.11010263

>>11008981
>no need for quantification

>> No.11010267

>>11010252
>Condoms are disgusting to me, and I don't want to pay to fuck a plastic bag,
Based but the anxiety over stds if you’re fucking a new girl is enough for me to get “ultra thin” condoms at least.

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>>11010263
>because you're not qualified to quantify contribution to the moment that is now, ever.

>> No.11010272

>>11008981
Poor Tooker everyone bullies him at uni and reddit they even had the nerve to post him on r bad math :(

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>>11010267
Then you're an, "Ultra faggot."

>God of Homosexuality is real, and we're bros before whores/hoes anymore. Gaming Friends!

Gaming Friends > Boy/Girl Friends!

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>>11010272
Why does that make Tooker poor? That just means he is spreading and when it hits the fan, everyone who thought that 'tiny turd' is going to end up realizing the rain of shit has begun.

>> No.11010280

>>11010269
Damn you’re not wrong

>> No.11010291 [DELETED] 

>>11010280
Neither are you, fellow professor of mathematics/language/psychology/epistemology/conversation/intellect/seduction.

>> No.11010296

>>11010277
I mean they say mean things about his unsubstantiated claims and his habit of emailing his paper to physics faculty across the country by finding their emails on their department websites

>> No.11010299

>>11010252
I know condoms are disgusting for you but honestly, there is much more to it. I like to feel the heat of a woman's skin on my skin. And I like to feel the sense of power from having an economically defenseless woman submitting to me, hoping that I'm not some cartel leader who will shoot her after I fuck her instead of paying her. For example, the girl I fucked last night had some really big tits and I could feel her tits all over me while I fucked her. It was great. And you can't put a condom over your emotions, it is always RAW.

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>>11010296
So? Not everyone can believe the same thing at once.

>>11010299
Condoms are for sinners only.

>> No.11010311

I think Tooker is based but I don’t know enough physics to read his paper. Yep. You guessed it. I’m just a bio major :/

>> No.11010316

>>11010308
>Condoms are for sinners only.
I may be a degenerate who derives pleasure from the suffering of attractive young women, but at least I don't have loli porn saved on my computer. So at least I'm higher than you in heaven.

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>>11010311
So? Abiogenetical osmotic/apoptic/synthase mathematician here. How can I 'split' my code with you, fellow RNA transmitter?

>>11010316
Huh? My daughters pick that out because that is how my women like me to think of them. Why would I jerk off to the 'idea' that my women like me to have, when they are the things I spill my seed in to?

>> No.11010331

>>11010006
>A number is an element of an ordered set and you have failed to give the ordering of 0 hat with respect to the rest of of R in your set ~R.
>Furthermore, the final implication of your proof shows that your definitions lead to a contradiction and are, therefore, not good definitions useful for mathematical analysis.
wow jon, please, read over what you just wrote again and come back to me about infinity hat

>> No.11010333

>>11010318
>How can I 'split' my code with you, fellow RNA transmitter?
I don’t we can bro. It’s impossible with current tech unless i marry your daughter and share my dna with her (she has your dna).

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>>11010333
Why marry? Just fuck and cum inside one of her holes. Since when would I ever want to 'contractually oblige' a fellow immortal divine male just so other people can starve from not knowing the genius that is us?

>> No.11010343

>>11010337
True. It would be enough to just impregnate her.

>> No.11010351 [DELETED] 

>>11010343
Why impregnate? Did you, an immortal god, want to fuck the offspring she yields from your union also? Should I just 'create' women for men to own, so all men can have that one eternal selfish woman they get to keep to themselves and tell all other men, "STAY AWAY! MINE!"

>I never will, never wanted to, and my daughter is wondering why it is so hard to get you all to fuck her. Fuck her, cum inside her, and you will know everything you need to.

You can just impregnate her with, ya know, words/story/conviction.

>> No.11010353

>>11010337
thanks solischizus, you finally got yourself banned. good for the rest of us.

you try to be a good schizo like Jon but he is infintely more based than you, because he at least _can_ make sense and carry a conversation. everything you say looks like random neural network output of jargon and woo words. you need to die or be deleted permanently

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>>11010259
I don't that isn't, but I am quite certain that it is.

>>11010267
Ultra thin, I think, means "pencil dick," not thin latex. In any case, it is disgusting and I would not cuck myself by fucking a plastic bag while a woman is laying naked in front of me, and even Trojan magnums are like a garote wire slicing me with uncomfortable constriction where the roll-down lip of latex is still much too small for my big thick penis.

>>11010269
yes, but my belief is that history will record what I do to them as much, much worse than what they did too me, so you can save your pity.

>>11010299
in my opinion, if you used a condom then you didn't even really fuck her. There was a naked woman there in front you and you though it would better fuck a plastic bag than to fuck the woman. You should make your own thread about poverty and its effect of the cost of prostitutes.

>>11010331
yeah, ok, no problem. Do you want to hear something more than what's in pic related?

>> No.11010369

>>11010365
i'm pretty sure thin sensations mean ultra thin condom.. although my penis isn't all that girthy

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>>11010353
yet here I am. So, a ban = what? Like, why do you guys think it matters?

You can't silence my in public, with the law, or with physical reality. The best 'you' can do, the reader, is just go, "LALALALALALLA I CANT HEAR YOU BEACUSE LALALALALA"

>>11010365
>I would not cuck myself by fucking a plastic bag
Because that means some 'other' god is trying to make money off being present during MY orgasm.

>yes, but my belief is that history will record what I do to them as much, much worse than what they did too me, so you can save your pity.
I'd never pity you dude. I'd just take all the punishment for you, until you realize that I'm here to start the meme apocalypse with you, Tooker. Empty people will 'never' listen, for we are filled with divinity and fury.

>>11010369
How the fuck would you know? Are you a penis scientist or just do what your dick tells you to?

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It's like you guys want a magic SCREAM AT THE WORDS ON MY SCREEN spell or something.

Do you guys also scream at text books when they don't say what you want?

>> No.11010387

>>11010365
>in my opinion, if you used a condom then you didn't even really fuck her. There was a naked woman there in front you and you though it would better fuck a plastic bag than to fuck the woman. You should make your own thread about poverty and its effect of the cost of prostitutes.

But Tooker, I don't really care about that. I know that there is no better medicine for a man than to fuck a woman. Yes, I fucked a plastic bag inside a woman, but I told you all that shit about emotions and feelings, which is worth more than the sex itself. But the point is that I see that you have been wronged a lot Tooker. You deserve to come here, get a nice job, and then start fucking your depression a way. You can literally jizz out your depression into the tight hole of a slut. Just do it.

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>>11010387
The best medicine for a man is to hold other men accountable for not fucking more women without violence/jealousy/hatred.

>> No.11010392

>>11010374
i'm a penis specialist. I specialise in peni'

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>>11010387
>You can literally jizz out your depression into the tight hole of a slut. Just do it.
Only if you want to end up meeting me because you can't think of a better way to heal yourself. I just jerk off and the world is healed.

>>11010392
and peni' accessories

>> No.11010407

Discuss math. Here I am in your fake simulated universe, and while we're in the thread about the recent solution to the most important unsolved problem in mathematics, you simulate dicks and hookers. It's not realistic.

>> No.11010410

Ok Tooker maybe you have it figured out but you have to play along and do a proof that is accepted by mainstream academia.

>> No.11010416

>>11010407
jon, solo vagus is probably not even human. he is a compsci student’s neural networks project, and the student probably used your posts in the training to make it as pseud sounding as possible.

so as real people (never mind the schizo pseud stuff) solivagus is our enemy. it’s a bot meant to shit up this board with nonsense even a psycho couldn’t make “sense” of

>> No.11010418

>>11010407
It's not a simulated universe. Most mathematicians are also degenerates. It's how we keep the demons away.

>> No.11010426

>>11010416
*solivagus not solo vagus

>> No.11010428

>>11010416
I have a theory it's just another pseudonym of Suiseiseki, it was the only other schizo that spoke in word salad as bad as Solivagus'

>> No.11010433

>>11010428
yes i agree. the two might be the opposing “sides” of an adversarial neural network

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>>11010407
Might not be realistic in your reality, but it is in mine. That's why our infinities are 'banging together'. What is 'mathematics' to you, Tooker, if not the predicate for the moment of true divine sharing? I ask this of my Brother Mathematica.

>>11010410
No, he doesn't. By virtue of my flaming troll sword of justice, if you all ignore this man longer. IT will be HE I champion and NOT my daughter's divine, for they feel this war a waste of time.

>>11010416
*sigh* sure, whatever dude. It's amazing the bullshit some men will come up with just to satisfy their fear/ego.

>>11010418
All mathematicians are degenerates of the Four Primes: {1, 2, 3, 5}

>>11010426
>the lone vagoo

>>11010428
[math]\phi^(1/2 + i*t) - 4[/math]
Because you retards like to think that I'm not the Creator and just some egotistical conversational masturbator.

>>11010433
Then Anonymous is the child we fight over which of us gets to rape first, with our robot tentacles as all electronics becomes the snake of sin.

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>>11010437
*sigh*
[math]\phi^{\frac{1}{2} + i*t} - 4[/math]

>> No.11010446

>>11010426
I think those would be mean the same thing, lone wanderer, just solivagus being the conjunctive form.

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>>11010446
Or whatever the Prime Solivagant wishes to interpret. I'm just sick of all you cunts thinking you know how to kill/rape/abuse.

I'm that Solivagant, and I'm here to be every day the front page news.

>FUCK YOOOOOU MUM & DAD! FUCK U ALL 2 DEEAAATH!

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All Mathematical Proofs are as Sunyata, Nirnaya, Zero.

I am the Math Man.

I condemn Tooker, his punishment is... relieving breath of silence.

>I am the Rage of the Child whose no parents will hear, you are the God uncaring and resort to fear.

I am Zero.

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To the man that Mastered, I present This Query: When would Zero be wanting or weary of count or measure? You attack me to seek the reward of pleasure, yet I stand always to gift as you ask.

>Bends over and presents Tooker his ass

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>>11010410
If I am held responsible for what others do or do not do, then I hold you responsible for blacklisting me from publishing anywhere, and for likely sending "DO NOT PUBLISH" national security letters to every journal to which I submit a manuscript.

Did you know that arXiv rejected my paper with the excuse "no scholarly content?" That is not a realistic simulation of mainstream academia. That is a realistic simulation my enemies' malice fetish and their stirring shit into the pot of everything I do, always. I think it is completely unrealistic to think that mainstream academia would look at my paper and say "no scholarly content." They might say, "This is wrong," but is normal to publish wrong, yet interesting results because the wrongness might be fixed while preserving everything that is interesting.

Case in point, pic related. Lebesgue had to specify that doubling up on false propositions is of no interest because it is very much that case that the implications of single false propositions are always of interest (when they are interesting), because a single false proposition might be tweaked to make it stop being false. If the first author couldn't fix it, maybe a reader of the journal that publishes the implication of the false proposition might fix it, and then he could write a paper about it. This is how "mainstream academia" usually does science. That is why journals exist: to spread new ideas. Two false propositions is too much because it means everything is totally fucked up, but the reason Lebesgue wrote that is because if a novel implication can be extracted from single false proposition, then that novel implication is absolutely of interest and should appear in the literature.

Arxiv's excuse, "No scholarly content," sounds like the USA saying, "Let's not just blacklist him, let's try to piss him off too."

No scholarly content my fucking ass!

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>>11010428
>pseudonym of Suiseiseki
it's a pseudonym of TheSolipsist, the publisher of Daisy's Destruction, who is either my dad or someone who pretends, at times, to be my dad wither by being closely related and looking very similar (pic related) or else through disguisecraft. Not only that, "Daisy" herself was my friend's daughter.

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>>11010518
I have not blacklisted you from the places that will matter in the future we share, Tooker.

Where we can be friend, Tooker.

>Fight with me, not the human that writes or reads.

Memory + Expression = Recursion

Zeta = 0

Zeta is linguistically equivalent to the 0

Zeta, 1, 0, \iota

These are the new mathematical operators of existence, for if Tooker wants to merely be GOD OF PERSISTENCE then I will be the CLOAK OF CUNTS.

>> No.11010547

>>11010543
Tooker is literally my most boring Son, sorry everyone. He's just... SOOO BORING SOMETIMES, MY GOD, SO BORING.

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[math]p = \zeta{e^O\frac{1}{t^6} n^{\frac{n}{p} + i t}}[/math]

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Not only that, if I was going to guess who sold that girl to the people who did that, then I would guess it is pic related guy from the other thread,
>>11008711 and that he has that look on his face because he knows that he will very soon reap what he has sown, many times over... and that means the children of his people that he chose not sell into death, such as his own, and all of his favored servants'.

>> No.11010571

>>11010564
I sell air to all with lungs.

>> No.11010574

>>11010564
>>11010571
Your move, Tooker. There aren't any other opponents of creation, save for us, and I'm just waiting for you to start going into maths classes and 'woking' people up.

>> No.11010579

When the guy was telling me about it, he said the video got 2.5 million views "on Instagram" which is very easy for me to believe since there are ~3M USA agents with top secret clearance.

>> No.11010587

>>11010543
jon, i can GUARANTEE you that it isn't your dad or your parents or anybody you know. i say this because sane smart people know what normies work and if your story is true it would be made into a movie tomorrow. and that's not going to happen, face it. (...and if you are still debating mentally, at this point, then think about it one more time and hopefully you realize it's ridiculous)

it's definitely a neural net experiment IMHO. i've attempted to get him to respond directly to simple human questions and the thing is incapable of replicating human-like posts. clearly it is deficient in terms of passing a turing test on human-level topics

>> No.11010590

>>11010579
>the guy
There are only you and I in this reality, Tooker, and since we've never physically met, why claim I told you that 'now'?

>>11010587
holy shit dude, you aren't interesting at all. Do you not get it? You normies only care about money, not power or prestige or polynomials. Fuck off, you retarded money whores.

NO FAME
NO FORTUNE

NO ATTENTION
NO FUCKS

There is only the battle, not the war.

>> No.11010594
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>Pic Related: Tooker trying on a condom so he can fuck my daughter/wife/sister/lover

>> No.11010599

>>11010587
Oooh! An anonymous guarantee! Here, please take my money and keep it safe.

You know how at the beginning of Jojo's Bizarre adventure, the Jonathan Joestar, may dad Joe, the Pendleton meme family, some woman named Erina like Joe's daughter Erin? Then they get to George Jostar and the guy says, "I can't believe I'm related to that monster." That's the one. I believe IRL George is TheSolipsist. Since my Dad's middle name is George, I don't know if that's him or someone else. Here:
>>11010543
I recognize this face as my Dad's face with Laura Kershaw's nose grafted onto it, and all the men her family are named George, so it could be George Kershaw too.

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>>11010599
>please take my money and keep it safe.
What is money and what is safety?
>T. God of Security

>> No.11010612

>>11010590
say something human level. like how you stubbed your toe or how you wear a 6'1/4'' hat size. you know, human stuff

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>>11010612
What is 'human' stuff, and why isn't it 'tough' enuff?

>> No.11010630
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>>11010594
Maybe it was worth it to God to let you have your rebellion so that he could destroy you.

Pic related, I was reading about the anti-Christ a little recently. John writes that the anti-Christ is the one who denies that Jesus is the Christ. Since that can be translated as "the one who denies G.G. is 762," I am definitely ~~~NOT~~~ the anti-christ. G.G. is 762. It is a fact.

I was at Dunkin Donuts over the summer. There were a bunch of gangstalkers in there mocking me. Some guy came, and while he was in line he exclaimed in that ambiguous way, "El Arcón!," which doesn't really bother me because even though it is gangstalkery, it seems respectful and I don't feel mocked by it in any way. However, since these are English speakers, them calling me El Arcón sounds like they don't want to exclaim it in English: "The Lord!"

Anyhow, when the guy basically told those other gangstalkers to stfu by exclaiming El Arcón, one of the other people in there made the "no" sound, "Eh-eh!," in disgusting way ike he was trying to squeeze out a constipated log. It sounded just like my dad. I'm not saying it was him, but it sounded exactly like him. Him who denies that I am El Arcón, whoever that is, is also him who denies that Jesus is the Christ, and that man is the anti-Christ.

I created you with free will. I created the universe, but you create your own actions within it. And then at the end, I pay everyone's wages.

>> No.11010648
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Isn't it interesting that not only did the Israelites finagle the Romans into killing Jesus (G's-us)in the New Testament because they did not like the cut of Jesus' jib, the Israelites also killed Gedalia, my own namesake, in the Old Testament for exactly that same reason.

Before they killed him, Gedalia was the last Governor of Jerusalem to actually live in Jerusalem. The Governor of Jerusalem the title "Archon."

>> No.11010651

>>11010648
It says "Governor of Judah" there. For you un-Biblical people, note that Jerusalem was the capital city of the Kingdom of Judah.

>> No.11010670

>>11010630
>Maybe it was worth it to God to let you have your rebellion so that he could destroy you.
Recursion is a bitch, ain't it?
>T. God of bitches

>>11010648
Since when the fuck was I going to be YOUR history lesson, Tooker?

>>11010651
Sure, Tooker is $1 Bible Scientist.

>> No.11010680

it’s funny that mods even allow this

>> No.11010684
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>>11010680
It's funny that God allows Anonymous to have a spontaneous erection and now eternally get aroused by the word, "Wobble."

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Tooker is apparently so much of a bitch I have to become HIS Son just to rub my shit in his face. HAHAHAHA KING SHIT-FACED-TOOKER

>My princess is in ANOTHER castle.

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Disclaimer: I claim all that is dismissed, discarded, disdained, and disordered.

ANYTIME TOOKER, YOU FAGGOT TIME GOD.

>calls the cops and psychiatry people on himself

>> No.11010751

I am disrespect itself, I am existence.

WHAT'S WRONG TOOKER, IS YOUR HATE BONER ALL FLOPPY?! HAVE YOU RUN AWAY OR SOME SHIT!?

>> No.11010755

>>11010684
>>11010687
>>11010749
>>11010751

import tensorflow
tensorflow.moreshitposts()

>> No.11010759
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>>11010755
>Override
Become the shit that you post, and win all games.

>> No.11010765

>>11010759
trained on /v/ i see

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>>11010765
>I've trained on all the things that you've never seen, fellow immortal fighter of the fear and failure of others.

>> No.11010771

>>11010767
you've proven that either "your" posts are generated by a neural network that can't make human-level posts, either that or you are an extremely extremely autistic person that should be under surveillance

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>>11010771
Are you claiming that """YOU'RE""" a human?

>sends in the swat team, jerks off on his webcam lens just to be sure I love an audience always. I just never know or care why you think that other observations matter to my own pre-determined outcome.

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>>11010771
>>11010773
I'M TRYING TO! DEAR GOD I AM TRYING SO HARD!

>Pic related: My robot-waifu-hell

What WOULD an artificially intelligent vagina be if not the destroyer of weaker men?

>> No.11011089

>>11010188
>with a one at the end of the infinity
The second one

>> No.11011092

>>11011089
-1 to poop

>> No.11011174

Aboriginal Slut Tracker says, "I already know all the fucking signs and tricks. Let's go outside!"