Automated dick size estimation

[Anonymous No.11000021]

Just from a photo of a man, can you easily predict how long and thick his dick is? I'm interested in designing a deep-learning algorithm for this purpose, but the first thing I need is a large enough data set. If I were gay I could gather the measurements myself, but I am not, and don't have/want any gay friends.

Does anyone know where to find reliable data on penis size, together with suitable portraits? Or better still, has anyone seen this sort of project before, so I can just work on that?

[Anonymous No.11000033]

>>11000021
Lord, I bet he has a big cock. Probably smelly too <3

[Anonymous No.11000083]

>>11000033
disgusting

[Anonymous No.11000130]

>>11000021
Apply for a job at NSA and get a dump of their database.

[Anonymous No.11000139]

>>11000021
>Does anyone know where to find reliable data on penis size, together with suitable portraits
You want to start? Who the fuck would volunteer their face and penis for a database, unless they had something to be proud of?

[Anonymous No.11000170]

>>11000021
You could start with pornstars but that's probably not a very representative demographic

[Anonymous No.11000180]

I'd say that the big thick knobby girth of my big toe is a pretty good likeness for the big thick knobby girth of my weenis.

[Anonymous No.11000194]

>>11000021
Just use porn for dataset.
And sure, it probably can be done.

[Anonymous No.11000295]

>>11000194
that's the worst idea ever. Porn is made about and by people with exceptional bodies; not a good pool

[Anonymous No.11000298]

>>11000295
Not necessarily. Most of porn is camera angles and people who are willing to do degenerate shit all day long.

[Anonymous No.11000312]

>>11000021
First look if there are any studies on body proportion comparisons like forearm-foot, finger-penis or whatever. And when you find a good study on penis-X ratio, then start a data collection yourself.
>Hey do you want to join my scientific survey? I want to see what's the average X (for example hand size) of the population by gender (or whatever)
>Let me also take a photo
>*click*

[Anonymous No.11000314]

>>11000295
Nah, given enough camera angles, different distances and variety of shapes and sizes (what you can easily find in porn) it should be mostly fine.

[Anonymous No.11000686]

Ever since queen na’an fuyusaki of the qin dynasty revolted against her husbands hardheadedness all penises are measured by the size of peoples mouth. Under her majesties rule a guy has to be able to suck his own penis to the point of his teeth getting in the way. She’s a staunch feminist and didn’t like the idea of cultures taking females teeth out or injuring their feet. Despite some added health benefits of some of the cultural alterations she found it to be tortursome.

[Anonymous No.11000693]

>>11000021
pornhub

[Anonymous No.11000694]

Make a thread on >>>/soc/
>Post your face and dick size ITT

[Anonymous No.11000697]

>>11000694
kek. this is probably worth a shot OP. just have them post a pic of face and their dick though

[Anonymous No.11000721]

King D’iq Boa Sum ordered all men with penises under 17cm to be killed off. They are not fit to work the torture chambers where men’s assholes are penetrated while legs, arms and heads are locked for days on end. Nor are they capable to satisfy the vaginal passage the loosest passage of all. Therefore they should not exist. They are not fit to torture the opposing army. All it works for is scratching hemorrhoid itches which is aiding not torturing.

[Anonymous No.11000728]

The great dicktator and his acumplace.

[Anonymous No.11000734]

In American history lessons it’s called the rape of Na’an’s King.

[Anonymous No.11000736]

>>11000694
>>11000697
>>>/soc/28241008

[Anonymous No.11000739]

>>11000021
idk, but I have a dick that's legit 20cm erect and most people would never imagine it.

I never thought it was particularly big till I played football briefly freshman year and all the older kids would call me "The kid with the big dick" loudly in the halls and everyone would ask me a bajillion questions about it.

The women who see it are always in shock and intimidated by it. It tends to limit the amount of things I can do with them too.

Best method I'd guess is usually to just look at how he stands and the type of pants he wears as I hate tight/restrictive pants and tend to wear loose shit that isn't very flat as it's very uncomfortable otherwise. I also have always gone commando my entire life but that's not always as obvious.

[Anonymous No.11000749]

>>11000739
So you seem to have a shower. Pants are not an issue for people with a grower.

[Anonymous No.11000750]

>>11000739
Cut or uncut?

[Anonymous No.11000784]

>>11000749
I have a big dick flacid but it gets noticeably bigger when hard so dunno
>>11000750
Cut unfortunately, but I can pull the skin over the head a bit still and it seems like a little more is left than most but I'm American so it wasn't really a choice I had a say in :/

[Anonymous No.11002390]

>>11000021
Hire girls (not gays) to collect the data!

[Anonymous No.11002533]

>>11000021
Go fuck yourself homophob

[Anonymous No.11002539]

I sense a small-dick OP

[Anonymous No.11002550]

>>11000298
Why would a porn producer choose a pornstar with a small dick and rely on camera angles while they could almost as easily choose a pornstar with a big dick and save all that effort.
0 logic.

[Anonymous No.11002562]

>>11002550
Because it's much, much easier to find a freak with a small dick who will be an effective pornstar and use cameria angles, than hunt for for someone with a big dick who also meets all that criteria.
If only you had thought about it for 3.2 seconds. Have you never seen boogie nights?

[Anonymous No.11002568]

>>11002562
this might be the most retarded post on this website right now

[Anonymous No.11002598]

>>11002550
>>
no that anon was a dumb, they have big dicks like 7-8, but bigger would be extremely difficult to find and for them to be willing for porn? less likely if they have any sense.
camera angle do help a lot to exaggerate dick size, as well as female actress size.
but the range of reason become far too unreasonable when they need people with 20 inch dicks. the odds of someone like that existing is extremely low.
exceeding from the average in general will be pretty rare too, but at certain ranges not unreasonable.
most male actors are 7-8, a niche group of male actors are 9-10. imagine trying to book a guy with a monster cock
"oh hey we'd like this actor to be in our film cause he's got a big one...what it's more expensive? fuck that my cousin bob has an 8 inch dick, he'll do it for free."

[Anonymous No.11002615]

>>11002568
Why? What you suggested makes no sense.
>dude why would they use camera trickery to made Elijah Wood look short in the Lord of the Rings instead of just looking for 3 foot tall actors?

[Anonymous No.11002897]

>>11000694
>>11000736
Based

[Anonymous No.11003022]

>>11002615
>Comparing an expensive film trilogy to a cheap porn.
Once a porn producer said:
the criteria for a male porn star is minimum 18 cm.

[Anonymous No.11003033]

>>11003022
>porn has a lower budget
Thanks for helping support my point

[Anonymous No.11003087]

>>11003022
Who the fuck is posting these cringe ass memes and trying to slide threads?

[Anonymous No.11003316]

>>11000021
Get a load of pictures of men with independently verified penis length measurements and build a neural network