If /sci/ were a school

[Anonymous No.10942369]

What if /sci/ was responsible for teaching and administrating a school?

How fucked would said hypothetical students be?

[Anonymous No.10942392]

>>10942369
Well first off, who the fuck else is gonna do it? /adv/-tan? Do they even have a board-tan yet? Short of that you have /wsr/, which is only good for homework, and requires people to ask for help to get anything done.

/lit/ obviously has to run the library, which might be adjacent to 4-school, but is too busy fucking /o/ to actually educate anyone. We have /fit/ for P.E., but who has the ACTUAL applied knowledge to be a teacher? Certainly not a puny board like /his/ or /out/.

All told, even with /biz/ backing, we'd barely be able to run enough to convert even /a/ fraction of /b/ into the amount of academics necessary to get something like /diy/ to university levels of function. Our best bet it to run a highschool, and at that, we are obviously overqualified.

>hypothetical
Go fuck yourself. 4chan is a perfect microcosm of the world.

[Anonymous No.10942404]

>>10942392
>/tv/ running a film school
>/sp/ managing the /fit/ sports team
>/pol/tards teaching political science

Gentleman, I present to you

Moot International University or M.I.T

[Anonymous No.10942407]

>>10942369
Very fucked teachers would be either autist who cant explain themselves, sci pops reditors, schizos, etc

[Anonymous No.10942415]

>>10942392
Cringe

[Anonymous No.10942421]

>>10942415
>Not wanting to learn from Mr. Tooker in person

[Anonymous No.10942574]

>>10942404
who?

[Anonymous No.10942578]

>>10942574
Not WHO

But WHERE?

[Anonymous No.10942580]

>>10942404
I can't wait to see /b/ managing the special needs department.

[Anonymous No.10942586]

>>10942578
>The entirety of 4chan manages to raise enough money to build a school in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, Africa to justify the UN giving it money as part of a education mission

Which said African country shall be lucky?

[Anonymous No.10942591]

>>10942580
You mean /d/isabilities?

[Anonymous No.10942595]

>>10942369
Pretty sure /sci/ would get serious and not act like retards if this were a real scenario.

[Anonymous No.10942596]

>>10942591
/d/ would do counseling for all the kids who get molested.

[Anonymous No.10942598]

>>10942596
>for all the kids who get molested.
so all of them?

[Anonymous No.10942607]

>>10942598
>Every single kid gets molested and if they tell then they get sent to a counselor who does nothing but draw dicks
The 4chan Academy, my friends.

[Anonymous No.10942613]

>>10942596
>>10942598
>>10942607
Is molestation really that common? Glad my family wasn't fucked up like that.

[Anonymous No.10942645]

>mandatory IQ test of each student
>whole of first year maths is just category theory
>cs students socially stigmatized, ridiculed and treated as 2nd rate students
>engineering department is a gay bar
>campus security are literally nazi death squads shooting premeds, non-stem and everyone who complains about not being able to build muscle on sight

[Anonymous No.10942653]

Just replace every thread with a sticky that links to a textbook, It wouldn't be that different from any other online school except the teachers aren't totally retarded, just very autistic and or mentally ill.

[Anonymous No.10942676]

>>10942645
>open door guest lecture policy
>more schizos masquerading as lecturers and researchers than lecturers or researchers

[Anonymous No.10942678]

>>10942676
So basically TEDx?

[Anonymous No.10942759]

>student body consists of tranny discorders

[Anonymous No.10942789]

>>10942676
>mandatory IQ tests
we already have those, and everyone has to take 3

[Anonymous No.10942879]

>>10942369
The subjects would be typical /sci/ topics:
>IQ
>climate change
>flat earth
>stupid questions
>CS hating
>is this STEM major a meme
>what is the evolutionary advantage of
>you should be able to solve this manga girl

[Anonymous No.10942933]

>>10942879
>manga girl
>not makise kurisu
newfag, die

[Anonymous No.10943388]

>>10942879
Looks like a average curriculum out of any Ivy League

[Anonymous No.10943418]

>>10942678
lel

[Anonymous No.10943937]

>>10942586
>Which African Country
Chad.

[Anonymous No.10943975]

>>10942879
don't forget
>racial differences in intelligence

[Anonymous No.10943982]

>>10942404
>/pol/ teaching political science

Holy fuck. I can only imagine how awful that class would be

[Anonymous No.10943985]

>>10943937
This, or Niger.

[Anonymous No.10943988]

>Tooker for Mathematics
>muscleguy for P.E.
What else?

[Anonymous No.10944024]

>>10943988
James Watson for biology

[Anonymous No.10944302]

>>10943988
If only we could get Norman to teach Mathematics too

[Anonymous No.10944310]

>>10943988
Professor Leonard head of tutorials
Mochizuki guest lecturer
Whitehead Philosophy
Charles A. Murray Anthropology

[Anonymous No.10944323]

>>10942645
>category theory
like as a stress test?

[Anonymous No.10944360]

>>10942404
>/sp/ managing the /fit/ sports team
i need this

[Anonymous No.10944372]

>>10943975
that's IQ thread

[Anonymous No.10944379]

>>10942369
>Hey class, today we'll learn something saw on a youtube video
>uuh miss (male), can you explain anything that's going on?
>go back to /pol/

[Anonymous No.10944381]

>>10942613
3/4 of Americans have been molested as a child. Not even joking those are the real factual stats.

[Anonymous No.10944519]

>>10944379
Kek

[Anonymous No.10945656]

>>10942369
I would beat the shit out of everyone
I'm a 6'2 x 182lbs chad that studies chemistry, I am kind but when I get mad ohh boii you need to run

[Anonymous No.10945684]

>>10945656
> 6'2 x 182lbs
So... a normal weight?

[Anonymous No.10945687]

>>10945656
You're a manlet
Be me
>6'6"
>Herculean build 220lb
>Physics
You don't stand a chance

[Anonymous No.10945719]

>>10945687
>20’6
>30000+lbs pure white matter, requires a large body of deuterium oxide to sustain own weight
>Speculative applied biomathematics in relation to quantum chemistry and physics
I will engulf you like a tide of brainmatter and drown your pathetic ego in my eldritch intellect, you puny aspirant

[Anonymous No.10945733]

>>10945719
I just spit my beer
Holy shit that was fun to read
I haven't kek'd that hard in eons.

[Anonymous No.10945740]

>>10945684
Errata corrige: wanted to type 192lbs
>192 lbs of fucking muscles is normal
>>10945687
fucking kek
but I am an expert in MMA, I can beat a gorilla bare hand. You don't stand a chance. Also, we all know chemists get more pussy than physicist

[Anonymous No.10945745]

>>10945719
I can beat a gorilla bare hand. I have no reason to think I would lose to such a gigahuman. I just need to hurt you on ligaments.

[Anonymous No.10945763]

>>10945745
There are no ligaments to hurt, only brainmatter. I have calculated every move you will ever make, every simple signal that passes through that ramshackle frontal cortex of yours. I see every crease on your goddamn scrotum during every stage of your life. With the power of my immense mind, i have analysed, predicted and countered your every love before your grandfather was even a tingle in his mothers slit. You beating me is less likely than a single, decrepid ant killing the exterminator tasked to remove its verminous kind, and just like an exterminator, i will gass your ass intellectualy until all that’s left is a shriveled husk, bereft of live and mind.

[Anonymous No.10945775]

>>10945740
>chemists
lol a dishwasher couldn't get close enough to beat me, I invented a super-capacitor that can unleash a 50 gigawatt Gaussian beam of energy. I hold the moon hostage against the world totalitarian state. No man can defeat me.

[Anonymous No.10945781]

>>10942369
idk about the others but you at least will be extremely well off, just have a little patience. for me please.thanks (8'_'8)

loloolol

[Anonymous No.10945789]

>>10945781
Weird post

[Anonymous No.10945795]

>>10945719
he's just like me

[Anonymous No.10945843]

>>10945763
Based and copy. I'll try to copypaste with this whenever I'll have the occasion. Still, I can fucking kill a gorilla bare hand, you're not my match.
>>10945775
>dishwasher
How dare you, you virgin physicist, I'm getting a Ph.D. in computational chemistry, I don't use beaker and other stuffs in which you can cook. But I still can find those stuff and I'm going to throw at you a beaker with a solution of perchloric acid 1,0 mol/L. You don't have the money to build a super-capacitor in time, instead I can get my weapon more faster than you.

[Anonymous No.10945853]

>>10945843
It would suck to get acid flung desu
I don't want that mental imagery inside me

[Anonymous No.10945865]

>>10945853
>I don't want that mental imagery
See? Physicists are pussies. I, a chad chemist, am not afraid of using dangerous elements. I'd burn my own face with perchloric acid FOR DIDACTIC PURPOSES, I, AM THE REAL CHAD SCIENTIST WHO DEVOTES ITS LIFE TO CHEMISTRY
I can also beat a gorilla barehanded, did I already mentioned this?

[Anonymous No.10946546]

>>10945865
based schizo

[Anonymous No.10946637]

we'd be building shit like 3d models and designing games we need to do this from our local librarys but we gotta start pushing for better resoucres theyre starting to put 3d printers in but we need projectors and small work stations for various projects

[Anonymous No.10946643]

kit bashing like this should be produced in librarys in this day and age

[Anonymous No.10946666]

most personel would carry something like this as your personal workstation

[Anonymous No.10946670]

the average bench would look like these

[Anonymous No.10946677]

im trying to get a collective to intorduce this sci eara to librarys so far ive got the title I.D.I.O.T.S,, International Data and Intelligence Organization for the Transformation of our Species need a better name and we can start to push projects like this into librarys theyd be fricken awwsome

[Anonymous No.10946680]

what librarys in 2020 should be like

[Anonymous No.10946684]

2020 emporiums for random projects full of creativity

[Anonymous No.10946690]

sci fi worstations with global projects inorporated stand with me in idiots and we get this shit on the road already

[Anonymous No.10946691]

[Anonymous No.10946693]

[Anonymous No.10946701]

we need 2020 Emporiums which are global research centres full of model kit bashing and comic con shit

[Anonymous No.10946911]

godammit batman we need the real avengers to put this together i think well call the project Glow

[Anonymous No.10946920]

these centres would encourage the masses to study the impossible shit over night

[Anonymous No.10946925]

>>10946701
You have my vote.

[Anonymous No.10946935]

>>10942369
If it was /sci/ as a board then it would beyond fucked. Nothing would every get taught because people here are too much of absolute spergs to properly communicate anything and they'd be too busy trying to flex on all of the students (If they even accept any).

[Anonymous No.10946968]

>>10942933
you know what he meant, also /x/ ufo posts should be on that list.

[Anonymous No.10947034]

>>10946925
thank you anon help with the next step ill post this picture every day till we expand the idea i need help gaining numbers and dent names for the project and what aspects should we incorporate who do we bring on board first if we all write to tesla or richard branson with the same idea someone has to click it eventually we need loads on this its gunna be super i might call the project glow so its simple and have you got a better picture as the calling card for this project

[Anonymous No.10947042]

>>10946968
join the Glow project anon hundreds of fo shit talking bout a ufopia

[Anonymous No.10947045]

[Anonymous No.10947049]

[Anonymous No.10947090]

emporium 2020 anomomous said hed hed give me 5 million if he had it to support this project so i might call it for now the 5 million dollar project this thing needs a facebook account

[Anonymous No.10947352]

>>10943937
>Chad's main export is Chads
I'm in

[Anonymous No.10947395]

>>10943982
> Please sign the syllabus:
"Niggers, shitskins, curry niggers, goyims, amerifats, sheep fuckers, wogs and chavs. I hate them"

Then no homework just hyperlink YouTube vids when professor redpill asks you questions

[Anonymous No.10947579]

>>10947395
>professor is literacy Dennis Prager on coke

[Anonymous No.10947594]

>>10947049
Out of all the eVTOL concepts I've seen, this is definitely the coolest. Looks like a spinner from blade runner.

Also technically isn't this design powered by a gas generator? So not really an eVTOL.

[Hirnlein No.10948737]

>>10946680
That's actually a pretty neat idea.

[Hirnlein No.10948740]

>>10943982
>>10947395
>>10947579
What, is it leftist drivel hour or something?
Is that Marxism still feeding your ego?
Oh wait, it's not feeding you anything!

[Anonymous No.10948795]

>>10945656
>>10945687
>>10945719
>>10945740
>>10945745
>>10945763
>>10945775
>>10945843
>>10945853
>>10945865
>>10946546
Include me in the screen cap

[Anonymous No.10948800]

>>10943982
It would be based. But I would end up encouraging people to read French theorists, suggesting that culture can work semi-autonomously of race, and that the trans issue is more ambiguous than they suggest.

[Anonymous No.10948806]

what if /sci/ were able to live out its eugenic policy dreams and turn an entire 3rd world african nation into 145+IQ super humans via several generations of hard selection?

[Anonymous No.10948826]

>>10947594

[Anonymous No.10948832]

>>10946546
>>10947395
>>10947579
>>10948795
reddit go back

[Anonymous No.10948834]

[Anonymous No.10948837]

>>10948795
Include you in which screen cap? Why would I take a screen cap? What do you mean by this

[Anonymous No.10948840]

>>10948806
>what if /sci/ were able to live out its eugenic policy dreams and turn an entire 3rd world african nation into 145+IQ super humans via several generations of hard selection?
You're confusing /sci/ and /pol/tards and inceltards obsessed with IQ and other pseudoscience shit.

[Anonymous No.10948847]

>>10948840
IQ isn't pseudoscience as anyone who has taken even a cursory look at the Taleb paper breakdown threads can conclude. though some conclusions are taken out of context.

[Anonymous No.10948855]

>>10948847
IQ is pseudoscience
FTFY

[Anonymous No.10948859]

>>10948855
How is it a pseudoscience?

[Anonymous No.10948864]

>>10948859
By being pseudoscience

[Anonymous No.10948872]

>>10948859
It turns out there is a steady 1 SD gap between niggers and liberal whites in iq which will never be closed by altering their environment. this is the only reason they deny IQ but accept things like implicit bias and the existence of a free press

[Anonymous No.10948879]

>>10948859
>hurr durr the brain, the most complex organs in the known universe which we basically know NOTHING about can be categorized in a linear univocal set of value hurr durr

now I'll wait for the incels
>hurr durr male genetic is superior hurr durr

[Anonymous No.10948886]

>>10948872
No, those who denies its scientific credibility are those who are actually scientist
t. a scientist with an actual very high IQ who took it when he was 18 OUT OF CURIOSITY but understand its scientific fundaments

[Anonymous No.10948888]

>>10948795
>>10948832
>>10948837
Can someone explain please?

[Anonymous No.10948971]

>>10948886
Are we confusing IQ and intelligence here? I recognise IQ as a flawed metric but it has validity in examining distributions of cognitive ability.

[Anonymous No.10949035]

>>10948971
>but it has validity in examining distributions of cognitive ability.
No it doesn't. Cognition as a whole, is way more complex than understanding some patterns, series or matrix only buy deduction.
>I recognise IQ as a flawed metric
>Recognise it's flawed
>Think would be accurate to examine a distribution after a minimalistic flawed test
TOPKEK

[Anonymous No.10949042]

>>10949035
it appears we will not be able to settle our differences.

[Anonymous No.10949049]

>>10949042
I agree. You're just too uneducated compared to me.

[Anonymous No.10949317]

>>10948837
>>10948832
>>10948795
CAN SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN WHAT HAS IT TO DO SCREENCAP AND REDDIT HERE EXPLAIN I'LL ASK FOREVER

[Anonymous No.10949421]

>>10949317
[math]LURK MOAR[/math]

[Anonymous No.10950747]

>>10949421
>lUkRmOaR
Fucking idiot I've been lurking in chan before you were sucking milk from your mom breast

[Anonymous No.10950876]

>>10950747
and yet you can't do basic mathematics

[Anonymous No.10950879]

>>10950747
Yet here we are.

[Anonymous No.10951662]

>>10949049
have sex

[Anonymous No.10951667]

>>10948886
I don’t care who denies its credibility its fairly obvious there is a mostly genetic explanation for human behavioral phenotypes, this is almost assured to be the case given what we know about quantitative traits.

[Anonymous No.10952114]

>>10949421
Dude how do lurking on 4chan has something to do with reddit? Never been there lol

[Anonymous No.10952180]

WERE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME PROJECT ITS A PHYSCIAL LAB OPEN TO THE PUBLIC THAT NEEDS TO BE DEVELOPED LETS STAND TOGETHER ON THIS

[Anonymous No.10952199]

EMPORIUM 2020

[Anonymous No.10952225]

emporium 2020 we need richard branson to invest in this

[Anonymous No.10952742]

[Anonymous No.10952781]

>>10942645
This

[Anonymous No.10953004]

should be a fucking co- ordination test to pass the depop regulations thier wouldnt all that many people left alive i can tell you

[Anonymous No.10953020]

>>10942415
ditto

[Anonymous No.10953520]

>>10945656
This guy gets it. I would beat up the autists and schizos, round up the few competent people here and run an actually good school.

[Anonymous No.10953896]

The optimum theory guy wrote a lot about this. Hes a schizoid and autists so take it with a grain of adderall. Something about a wall less "project" based school where students choose their own projects as long as they understood the core principles of his autist theory. Apparantly he thought that understanding the "optim theroy" was enough to diversify into any project

[Anonymous No.10953911]

>>10953896

Oh and heads up. A based anon found reddit accounts that might have been the optimum guys, and opiumum guy has some... erm... disqualifying political views if true. He allegedly was posting in 2015 that a wall was the wrong approach to the mexican problem and that every american should be getting $1000 a month tied to citizenship. Its insanity i know. And discredits anything he has said since or ever but its good for lulz

[Anonymous No.10953925]

>>10953896
>>10953911

Can you imagine of every American was getting $1,000 per month no strings attached like they do across the middle east but has a media blackout because Muslims are aleays wrong, always?

Why, mothers so stay home with children and homeschool one on one... it would he antithetical to all of humanity!

Think of it... mothers with their children!!! Teaching their children!!!!!


We all know that because of global warming humanity needs to die off, so the idea of even having children is agaisnt all of our values, and then the idea that not only do these meat bags have children, but actually teach and care for them!!!! BAHAHAHAHHA what nonsense!!!!

[Anonymous No.10954040]

>>10953925
https://youtu.be/FzoXQKumgCw

[Anonymous No.10954072]

>>10954040

I am the person you are responding to and I completely agree!!!

This idea that mothers and father would be empowered to raise and teach their own children is schizophrenic nonsense!!!! No, as you and I know, global warming means that we must stop reproducing.

AnDrEw YaNg and others who promote a social system based around family and community are clinically ill!!!

Family.

Community.

Bahhh

Let the human race all die, boys like you and me say!!!

Of course there is a caste f around a million in the USA who live entirely on interest from the working class, which is why inflation goes up while wages stay the same, because they are printing their own money and living without even working, for generation... But they are based Gods and know everything and far superior to us.

They deserve to reproduce because they are not swine like we are.

[Anonymous No.10954090]

>>10954072

This anon is correct. As a working scientist I have been told not to reproduce because my work is too important, furthermore because of global warming it would be irresponsible to further my genetic line which existed for billions of years.

My boss who said this pops by the office every year or so, in between his yachet sex parties, he has 11 children and is completely right.

I will not reproduce. It would be irresponsible. My boss and his 11 yacht children are right.

They actually print money. Literally. They just print it. No work. So based. Thats why inflation goes up and wages stay the same. Cuz they just print money. So based. I wish to suck his cock someday but never will I reproduce.

[Anonymous No.10954382]

Emporium 2020

[Anonymous No.10955889]