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1091568 No.1091568 [Reply] [Original]

Bio/med fags, I need your help here.
My girlfriend and I were skinny dipping in a lake earlier today, and long story short, we ended up grinding on each other for a while. I obviously was aroused, and wasn't wearing a condom, because we were not planning on having sex. I didn't orgasm or even come close, and there was no penetration, but there was brief direct contact between the head of my erection and her vagina.
The water was cold, probably like 55° F.
Is it possible at all that she could get pregnant from this encounter?

>> No.1091575

If not trolling... Did you even cum?

>> No.1091576

Bump, please, /sci/, this is urgent.

>> No.1091589

>>1091568
>>1091568
hey I slept in my parents dresser drawer

fuck you image

>> No.1091591

yes it is possible.

>> No.1091598

>>1091575
No, I didn't.

>>1091591
How likely?

>> No.1091606

I dont know anything about sex or ejaculation for that matter. but I'll bump your thread

>> No.1091608

You're actually pretty screwed, OP.

>> No.1091614

NO YOU FAGGOT

9/10 FOR PLAUSIBLE TROLL

>> No.1091616

IF YOU DIDNT SPOOGE THEN THE CHANCES ARE NIL
THAT MEANS ZERO IN PORTUGUESE OR SOMETHING
CHANCES 0%
(EXCLUDING IMMACULATE CONGESTION)

>> No.1091620
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1091620

Possible, but the probability is vanishingly small.

Also, pic related

>> No.1091621

Oh man.
Oh man.
I can't even tell you how fucked you are.

I hope you're planning to settle down.

>> No.1091627

>>1091598
Then aside from you sustaining an erection and precumming sperm that were still alive in your urethra (if you fapped recently and hadn't urinated since then), then chances are absolute 0.

>> No.1091631

>>1091575
he was hard precoital semen cums out

>> No.1091630

>>1091620
No, I'm serious.

>>1091616
I should rephrase my question. It is possible. I know this. pre-cum can contain small amounts of sperm, which is why the pull-out method doesn't always work.

My real question is how likely?

>> No.1091629

There's maybe a chance that pre-ejaculate could impregnate a woman. But if direct contact really was brief, then chances are looking pretty slim.

But I don't even know.

>> No.1091625

A guy and a girl naked in close proximity have a 100% chance of conceiving a baby. Dump her OP! Dump her before its too late.

>> No.1091639

OP you need to kill your bitch. Otherwise she's going to have a kid and make you be a baby daddy and take all your money to buy plastic surgery then dump you for a rich black guy but still make you pay child support.

>> No.1091641

>>1091568
That image made me think of something
Why is it bad to put babies in animal cages? Wouldn't it actually be safer as opposed to a crib since the child has no chance of attempting an escape over the edge and falling and killing itself?
I mean, if the cage is large enough so that the baby'd be comfortable, I don't see how it isn't a better choice.

>> No.1091646

What's the chance of throwing a paper ball into a normal waste basket, from 10 feet away, in heavy winds, while being distracted by the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders dancing naked?

>> No.1091651

>>1091630

/Sci/ probably lesson 101:


50% chance she's not pregnant
50% chance she's pregnant

>> No.1091654

dude OP why don't you just ask her if she is pregnant?

>> No.1091655

not zero chances but pretty damn close.

>> No.1091657

God will conceive a baby in her to punish you for your promiscuity.

>> No.1091659

In all seriousness OP, you have very, very little to worry about. If you are really worried, then you should go buy the morning after pill, which you can get at pretty much any Rite-Aid or pharmacy.

/Fuck yeah, Love Line knowledge up in this bitch

>> No.1091667

>>1091568
50 to 75% chance she is pregnant
100% chance you both now have HIV