Science Humor

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Science Humor Anonymous Sat, Aug 17, 2019 19:39:38 No.10896879 [Reply] [Original]

Let's have a science humor thread going, gentlemen.

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>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 17, 2019 19:41:47 No.10896888 i predict this thread will be an unfunny IFLS wasteland

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>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 17, 2019 19:50:48 No.10896912 File: 223 KB, 1600x900, yccc3f4vcwsxyj6eydy2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10896882 >Your energy balls are A N G E R Y

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>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 17, 2019 20:15:53 No.10896954 File: 48 KB, 640x673, mitosis-boom-posted-withrepost-dank-science-memes-just-did-surprisingly-Efe163c0b357bda0df4c1884883eaa871.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 17, 2019 20:16:55 No.10896958 File: 58 KB, 571x425, 70a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 17, 2019 20:33:58 No.10896989 File: 156 KB, 580x767, 1565125124122.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread is fucking cancer >sage

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 17, 2019 20:58:51 No.10897044 >>10896989 Who are you quoting?

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>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 18, 2019 01:41:55 No.10897664 File: 12 KB, 263x200, pC8jf5t4eWCDKcMu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10896989 You're wrong. This thread kicks ass.

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>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 18, 2019 01:45:58 No.10897673 File: 150 KB, 498x498, 4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10896888 trips of truth

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 18, 2019 02:05:58 No.10897701 File: 119 KB, 841x517, 1563909653859.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10897044 >meme arrows are only for quoting

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 18, 2019 02:23:46 No.10897722 >>10896879 What do you call a thousand microphones? >a mega phone What is the chemist favorite ride at Disneyland? >The Ferrous Wheel After Einstein got married he worked on his theory of relative titty. >(Einstein married his cousin fyi)

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 18, 2019 04:12:23 No.10897859 >>10896879 Jesus god I fucking hate puns.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 18, 2019 08:11:19 No.10898088 >>10897701 >>meme arrows

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 18, 2019 08:23:40 No.10898112 >>10896958 fukken lol

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 18, 2019 08:32:20 No.10898128 >>10897701 whomst art thou quothing?

>>	Sage Sun, Aug 18, 2019 09:17:51 No.10898186 Reported for underage, fuck off to rebbit and never come back

Anonymous Sun, Aug 18, 2019 11:24:44 No.10898372

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Not funny, just stupid stuff made and posted by 'murican high school idiots.

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>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 18, 2019 12:05:28 No.10898440 Whats with the redditors on /sci/?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 18, 2019 12:12:19 No.10898452 >>10896879 Someone please 'splain

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 18, 2019 12:27:25 No.10898480 >>10898452 My toe sis

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 18, 2019 12:29:22 No.10898484 >>10896879 mitosis My toe sis

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 18, 2019 12:31:20 No.10898489 >>10896879 Good god this thread is terrible. It's a summerfag sunday.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 18, 2019 13:14:19 No.10898545 >>10897722 lol

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 18, 2019 13:20:45 No.10898556 Heh, only a real science nerd would understand this thread :)

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 18, 2019 13:28:09 No.10898566 OMG this thread is fucking EPIC only a true /sci/entitian would get these EPIC memes

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 18, 2019 13:34:06 No.10898579 >>10898480 >>10898484 kek

Anonymous Sun, Aug 18, 2019 14:27:50 No.10898669
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did you guys know calling reddittards reddittards doesn't affect them because they're proud of being reddittards
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1qIT-INew4
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summer fags are most active on the weekends.
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kek

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 18, 2019 19:39:41 No.10899347 >>10896879 >mitosis I was thinking of incest but alright. t. /a/

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 18, 2019 19:53:06 No.10899379 >>10898440 they think science is so cool so this is the first board they look at besides the really popular ones

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 19, 2019 01:24:43 No.10899956 >>10898440 >>10898489 >>10898669 >summerfags >redditards Found anons from /b. Chill out guys, no need for a chimpout just because you don't like what was posted. Let men post what they will.

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 19, 2019 01:31:11 No.10899961 >>10899957 The only decent one so far

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Anonymous Mon, Aug 19, 2019 01:34:29 No.10899970
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>tfw electron
>personally far away from vacuum energy state, i have a lot of potential but don't have the energy to activate it
>be usual smart but lazy lepton
>my parents keep telling me to "just tunnel through, champ"
>don't understand that the quark epoch is over and you can't just walk into an atom and expect the nucleus to hand you a quantum state anymore
>dad forces me to go volunteer at local hydrogen cluster
>get bullied by chadrons nonstop.
>don't resist because my actions are governed by weak interaction
>be K-captureless virgin, never even saw an electron neutrino in my life before
>see cute baryon hanging out with her friends.
>solid +1/1 charge. most particles around me barely pass for +1/3
>mentally picture her performing electron capture on me
>think about life together as a neutron
>try to talk to her, too intimidated by her electric field so i don't make any moves
>tfw occupying her 1s orbital. too dumb to realize i'm just an orbiting beta particle to her
>suddenly huge ass carbon atom comes in
>literally instant chemistry with my oneitis proton girl, she forms an MO with him instantly
>he's not good to her at all. he's bonded with 3 other protons in a fucking hydrocarbon while he's seeing her
>bonds are weak singular but being a fucking organic molecule everyone wants him. my baryonic love is fucking replaceable to him, but i know she's just going to fall for a metal ion or something afterwards
>it's not fucking fair

i'm considering just accelerating into a positron and annihilating myself at this point

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 19, 2019 01:44:16 No.10899984 File: 94 KB, 680x788, 73a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10899970 10/10 would donate a proton to

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 19, 2019 01:50:50 No.10899986 >>10899956 >le reddit spacing fuck right back off where you came from

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 19, 2019 02:02:28 No.10899995 >>10896879 Worst sci humor thread I've ever seen

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 19, 2019 02:04:03 No.10899998 File: 27 KB, 720x303, 5ac1b8838a7aff89af3ff677ba3f070d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10899986 lmao Try to calm down, anon, it's not good for your heart.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 19, 2019 02:52:40 No.10900070 >>10899998 I am very calm, faggot nigger.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 19, 2019 03:08:21 No.10900096 >>10900070 >>10899998 >>10899986 >>10899956 Tfw you realize that both idiots are summerfags from reddit just trying to turn us agaist each other. Your shenanigans won't work here, brainlets.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 19, 2019 03:13:54 No.10900110 >>10900070 >faggot Why the homophobia?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 19, 2019 03:14:30 No.10900113 >>10900096 They haven't been working for years. They're obviously not smart enough to see each other in the mirror and change tack.

>>	xxXSuiseisekiXxx Mon, Aug 19, 2019 07:46:05 No.10900382 >>10899970 Schizo.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 19, 2019 10:02:10 No.10900544 >>10898452 She had a kid with his sister.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 19, 2019 10:32:56 No.10900602 >>10900070 >>10899986 Go back to /b or /pol before you have a heart attack from all your raging butthurt.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 19, 2019 10:35:05 No.10900609 File: 160 KB, 1124x1397, science lmao.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10896879

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 19, 2019 12:05:20 No.10900789 >>10900544 Because that's a normal reaction to having your toe stepped on.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 19, 2019 14:00:30 No.10901018 >>10899967 LOST

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 19, 2019 14:38:02 No.10901079 >>10900096 >>10900110 >>10900602 t.- le reddit intellectuals

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>>	Anonymous Tue, Aug 20, 2019 11:08:48 No.10903382 >>10900789 Acording to my animes, yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Aug 20, 2019 11:57:04 No.10903483 >>10896882 this is so shit

>>	Anonymous Tue, Aug 20, 2019 12:13:31 No.10903522 File: 1.95 MB, 237x240, 1564636234387.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread smells of reddit

>>	Anonymous Tue, Aug 20, 2019 12:30:19 No.10903561 >>10899970 made me kek somehow

>>	Anonymous Tue, Aug 20, 2019 19:05:21 No.10904436 File: 197 KB, 1141x282, 1421932282451.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Aug 20, 2019 19:15:23 No.10904453 >>10897722 A thousand microphones would be a miliphone

>>	Anonymous Tue, Aug 20, 2019 19:19:05 No.10904461 >>10899986 literal autism

>>	Anonymous Tue, Aug 20, 2019 19:28:39 No.10904475 >>10896911 lol

>>	Anonymous Tue, Aug 20, 2019 19:45:29 No.10904511 >>10903522 most posters on /sci/ are from reddit that's why they don't post on any other boards besides /g/ and /lgbt/ they aren't wanted anywhere else. here, we welcome them with open arms.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Aug 20, 2019 19:53:27 No.10904534 >>10899970 Epic

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 21, 2019 01:10:03 No.10905081 >>10903522 >>10904511 >>10901079 These guys are seem to frequent visitors of /hm.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 21, 2019 01:12:15 No.10905087 >>10901079 >>10899986 >le French redditor summerfag

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