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Anonymous Sun Aug 11 11:46:03 2019 No.10880059 [DELETED]

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What STEM program would Chad enroll in?

(We already know the virgin enrolls in Computer Science)

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 11 11:49:38 2019 No.10880062 Electronics engineering

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 11 11:51:41 2019 No.10880066 Chemical engineering

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 11 11:52:06 2019 No.10880067 >>10880059 Chads don't study STEM. They study business and then give orders to STEM cubicle virgins.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 11 11:56:56 2019 No.10880074 Chad takes phys.ed. He does not complete his degree, yet is a VP at 27 in a large tech company, with hundreds of STEM graduates reporting to him.

Anonymous Sun Aug 11 12:08:17 2019 No.10880094

>>10880059
>we already know virgins enroll in computer science
Depending on your perspective of career prospects, people put everything in stem on the sliding scale of virgin. Remember that everybody thinks your competent, but relatively few have little more opinion of you than what they see on big bazongo theory.
Also your post reeks of undergrad who needs validation
t. EE

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 11 12:32:02 2019 No.10880142 Mech eng. They're gym-obsessed and ripped as hell. I only ever see them with other guys, so they might not be Chads, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 11 13:13:55 2019 No.10880220 >>10880059 Mechanical, materials, aerospace or marine engineering

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 11 16:03:13 2019 No.10880598 >>10880059 they study biology to go into med school

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 11 16:06:52 2019 No.10880612 >>10880059 Pharmacy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 11 16:10:36 2019 No.10880621 >>10880059 industrial engineering > b r u h

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 11 16:21:08 2019 No.10880644 >>10880621 The fact that this is your thought process and choice of major tells me you are a highly melaninated individual. Sorry smoothbrain.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 11 16:35:14 2019 No.10880675 The "ask /sci/ what to study" Birgin vs. "study whatever he loves" Chad

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 11 22:45:22 2019 No.10881503 >>10880067 >>10880074 this

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 11 22:46:28 2019 No.10881506 >>10880059 Probably pure math or some other dead-end degree

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 11 22:50:08 2019 No.10881515 Art or music.

Anonymous Sun Aug 11 23:18:21 2019 No.10881562

>>10880059
He probably wouldnt do stem on the first place when finance, pre law, and business are options.

Some sporty chads that get career ending injuries go into nutrition, kineseology, and other pre med majors for a career in sports medicine but its almost always their second choice.

Anonymous Sun Aug 11 23:23:25 2019 No.10881569

>>10881562
Applied Math or Industrial Engineering >>> Finance.
You cant get into Mit or Princeton M.Fin as a finance major. and you cant go the quant route with a finance major. Investment banks will also gladly hire major's from quantiative disciplines

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 00:20:19 2019 No.10881604 >>10881515 music

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 01:45:26 2019 No.10881720 Mechanical engineering

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 01:48:52 2019 No.10881722 >>10880059 finance or mba lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 04:18:01 2019 No.10881898 >>10880059 Chad studies economics and business administration

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 05:02:58 2019 No.10881943 Computer Science and Engineering.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 05:05:03 2019 No.10881947 Construction probably

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 05:06:47 2019 No.10881948 >>10881943 infinite cope

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 05:11:56 2019 No.10881956 >>10881948 t. Computer Science without Engineering major

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 05:21:55 2019 No.10881971 Business

Anonymous Mon Aug 12 16:52:38 2019 No.10883036
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>>10881943
I am a first year Computer Information Systems student, going to get B.S. in M.I.S. when all said and done.
Honestly, never knew how dumb Computer Science majors were when it came to beauty of engineering.
It really is incredible and even more incredible when you see how it relates to IT.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 19:19:47 2019 No.10883283 >>10880059 >(We already know the virgin enrolls in Computer Science) wrong. chads: mechanical, electrical, chemical, miilitary virgins: civil boomers: petroleum, nuclear

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 19:41:35 2019 No.10883342 Engineering Management or Financial Engineering.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 19:49:10 2019 No.10883365 >>10880059 Art History.

Anonymous Mon Aug 12 20:21:45 2019 No.10883424

>be chad
>study english literature and drama
>technically did not graduate, failed multiple courses in final year but talked way into special treatment
>got piece of paper with name on it from a distinguished school ultimately because dad was a graduate
>during school years focused on social life, academics bottom priority
>have large network of friends who can be counted on for jobs
>somehow get interview for project manager at large financial institution
>lack qualifications but thats irrelevant, chiseled jaw and confident stare command respect from everyone and that's all you need
>$125k/year starting
>10 years later
>ceo
>$15 million a year+bonus

>be virgin
>study stem and get high marks
>get job by meeting all qualifications and impressing interviewer with technical acumen
>$60k/year starting (no bonus)
>10 years later
>still virgin
>$85k/year as senior engineer (with possible 10% bonus for good performance)

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 20:34:33 2019 No.10883454 >>10883424 C-Chad, could I get a 2% raise?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 20:40:37 2019 No.10883466 >>10883454 Sorry its been a tough year for us. Costs are up and our competition is getting tougher, forcing us to make hard choices. We definitely value your services and want to keep you on the team. Let's agree to talk about this again in 6 months.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 20:45:10 2019 No.10883476 >>10883466 >after the meeting with virgin books a vegas vacation on company credit card with first class airfare to attend a "conference"

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 21:19:03 2019 No.10883516 File: 86 KB, 941x829, 6581351.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10880059 I enrolled my dongle in your mom

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 21:20:07 2019 No.10883518 File: 377 KB, 1700x850, deathism chad.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10880059 Gerontology/life extension

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>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 13 00:59:59 2019 No.10883903 >>10883036 >Computer Information Systems student do you enjoy it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 13 01:06:10 2019 No.10883913 File: 151 KB, 1200x724, ddb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] they also go into Computer Science. CS is pic related

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 13 01:09:57 2019 No.10883923 File: 37 KB, 300x200, petroleum-engineering-salary1-300x200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10880059 Petroleum engineering

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 13 01:10:47 2019 No.10883926 Economics

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 13 03:02:09 2019 No.10884055 >>10880059 Chads study either business or law

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 13 18:15:08 2019 No.10885624 >>10883036 >Computer Information Systems student same what do you want to do with it. I wish I did CS instead but my university didn't have it and I'm dumb

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 13 20:59:24 2019 No.10885990 >>10880059 Computer Science, but focusing on algorithms

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 13 21:00:48 2019 No.10885996 >>10883424 >be chad >study english literature and drama >$125k/year starting Only works if you are (((chad)))

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 13 21:05:34 2019 No.10886011 >>10880059 No idea, but Brads go into geology

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 13 22:13:13 2019 No.10886233 >>10880059 >t. virgin projecting their virginity Everyone knows Chad would pick the highest paying most employable major. Why would Chad settle for less?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 13 22:31:30 2019 No.10886276 >>10883424 This is the most virgin post I've ever read.

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