/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.10876779]

How can someone reliably commit safe & painless suicide /sci/?

If they didnt want to end up dying horribly or surviving with severe permanent impairment and constant continuous suicide watch for example.

[Suiseiseki No.10876833]

>>10876779
this was probably pretty painless

[Anonymous No.10876837]

nitrogen tank + pressure regulator + exit bag

[Anonymous No.10876845]

>>10876779
Begin a career in petroleum engineering.

[Anonymous No.10876850]

>>10876779
the shuaiby-cide looked painless

[Anonymous No.10876852]

>>10876779
Solution is trivial and left to the reader as an exercise.

You're just here to talk about it. You don't want to die man. Find a way forward.

[Anonymous No.10876856]

>>10876779
Helium, Nitrogen, Argon.

[Anonymous No.10876886]

>>10876856
how can I synthesis these any textbook recommendations?

[Anonymous No.10876929]

[Anonymous No.10876950]

>>10876779
For the sake of your soul, I really hope you don't go through with it

[Anonymous No.10876952]

>>10876929
I don’t like this image but i gotta admit that 4chan is probably the only place people could actually talk about this

[Anonymous No.10876955]

>>10876952
Also don’t do it op

[Anonymous No.10877004]

>>10876929
the helium you can buy on amazon is too impure for that now, it'll just give you brain damage

[Anonymous No.10877180]

>>10876950
No scientific evidence of any of this.

[Anonymous No.10877183]

>>10876779
Please don’t.

[Anonymous No.10877216]

>>10877004
This. Balloon helium is mixed with oxygen bc suicide by this method was becoming popular. Go to a welding supply shop and buy welding helium or nitrogen tanks. They are used as a shielding gas and are almost pure

[Anonymous No.10877218]

>>10876779
/sci/anide

[Anonymous No.10877283]

>>10876779
Please don't fucking kill yourself. The world is beautiful even if you haven't gotten to experience that side of it yet. You can change for the better and make something great.

[Anonymous No.10877303]

>>10877283
Fuck off, /leftypol/.

[Anonymous No.10877304]

>>10877283
>The world is beautiful even if you haven't gotten to experience that side of it yet.
Hahaha, no. Take your happy horseshit somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.10877310]

>>10876779
Inhale helium. You will pass out without feeling burning and then die within an hour, probably much earlier.

[Anonymous No.10877311]

>>10876886
Tanks of it are affordable. Monetary issues won’t really matter because you’ll be dead so it’s irrelevant if it chews into rent or something.

[Anonymous No.10877314]

>>10877283
You are literally evil for advocating a continuation of suffering.

[Anonymous No.10877322]

>>10876950
i'll just accept Jesus as I do it and get in for free dumb ass.
>>10877216
based hero helping anons become an heros
>>10877283
you're an unethical asshole. there is a reason we put down animals that suffer.
a blow job might change my mind. ;)
>>10877311
im trying to be dead, nigga. not an asshole

[Anonymous No.10877324]

>>10877322
How are you an asshole for not paying rent? Landlords are literally evil and should be massacred in the streets.

[Anonymous No.10877325]

>>10877324
what did they do wrong? they own the fucking land dumbass. buy a house if you aren't happy with rent.

[Anonymous No.10877337]

>>10876779
It's impossible, because no matter what you do, the body's natural biological response is to resist death. Knowing you are about to die is always pain itself, regardless of how painless you get the physical aspect to be.

[Anonymous No.10877340]

>>10877325
>what did they do wrong?

Own land and charge people to live on it.

>they own the fucking land dumbass

They shouldn’t. It should all be seized by the state.

[Anonymous No.10877343]

>>10877340
communist fuck, you should be the one that paints the streets red.

[Anonymous No.10877345]

>>10877343
>Land should be seized by the state
>You’re a communist
>Communism is an ideology that advocates the dissolution of the state

You’re getting confused somewhere in there. Public housing isn’t communism lmao.

[Anonymous No.10877352]

>>10877283
This anon has the right answer
Think of all the music you haven't heard
All the doggos you haven't petted

But if you possess a condition that's terminal then I wish you the best of luck and happy dreams anon

[Anonymous No.10877855]

>>10877352
>doggos petted
GO
FUCKING
BACK

>inb4 who hurt you?

[Anonymous No.10877887]

>>10877345
we all know where your shit ideology goes. Stop hiding behind technicalities.

Better dead than red faggot

[Anonymous No.10877890]

>>10877887
This is why OP wants to die

[Anonymous No.10878058]

>>10876779
>suicide
>safe
N-nani?

[Anonymous No.10878061]

>>10877283
What if I can't build muscle? This is pure constant suffering

[Anonymous No.10878154]

>>10877855
Some dogs are doggos, some are puppers, and others may even be pupperinos. There are corgos and clouds, fluffers and floofs, woofers and boofers. The chunky ones are thicc, and the thin ones are long bois. When they stick out their tongues, they're doing a mlem, a blep, a blop. They bork. They boof. Once in a while they do each other a frighten.

[Anonymous No.10878161]

>>10878061
just take steroids

[Anonymous No.10878184]

>>10876779
Gunshot to the head. Has to be a high caliber to, or else you'll have a permanent ringing in your mind if you live.

[Anonymous No.10878313]

>>10877337
>Knowing you are about to die is always pain itself, regardless of how painless you get the physical aspect to be.
Except for the fact that many suicide perpetrators feel bliss long before they commit suicide. The "natural biological response" isn't perfectly true if it can be objectively overcome.

>>10878184
Can't you still live even if you're aiming correctly?

[Anonymous No.10878330]

>>10876779

[Anonymous No.10878339]

>>10876779
Hand grenade in the mouth. Works every time...
Oh! Pain-LESS! Whoops! Lol asking the wrong guy. What happened anon, did you lose hearing or something?