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Confess.

>> No.10873463

>>10873462
I can't build muscle

>> No.10873465

>>10873463
have sex

>> No.10873474

>>10873465
have iq

>> No.10873484

>>10873474
true

>> No.10873486

>>10873465
dilate

>> No.10873489

>>10873462
I had to drop out of Statics the first time I took it.

>> No.10873493

>>10873486
don't dilate

>> No.10873510

>>10873462
- I have a low IQ
- I'm a NEET wizard
- I never got into graduate school
- I dropped out of complex analysis

>> No.10873526
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>>10873486
>>10873493
dilaton

>> No.10873552

>>10873462
I- I don't like pure math, I just study it so that I can find more competitive applications in engineering.

Forgive me, wise one. I will do my penance by studying AG in the Alps for 3 months.

>> No.10873760
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>>10873462

I-I NEVER DID THE PROOFS.... INSTEAD I KEPT FAPPING TO MY OWN FANTASY OF BEING A MATHEMATICIAN

>> No.10873766

>>10873462
I literally never lie, but will omit the truth to the point where I've built a structure that has no bearing in reality. This is not out of malice, but fear. So I stopped interacting with other people entirely.

>> No.10873799

I unironically got into nuclear energy because of Fallout

>> No.10873801

I did a simulation but there was a bug in the code

>> No.10873866

>>10873462
I have disconnected myself from people around me and now I just talk to myself.

>> No.10873890

>>10873462
I'm responsible for the introduction of a polyploid invasive species to my country and i've managed to get away with it

>> No.10874344

>>10873462
I use Leibniz notation as fractions

>> No.10874749

im gay lol

>> No.10874765

>>10874749
>gay
Why the homophobia?

>> No.10874800

>>10874765
HAHA LE EPIC MAYMAY /B/ IS SO BASED HAHA KEK

>> No.10874811

I didn’t understand integrals and I’m just doing differentials equations just to get with the flow

>> No.10874813

>>10874800
rofl !

>> No.10874816

I dropped out of uni and go to a fh

>> No.10874849

>>10873462
i'm gay!

>> No.10874880

>>10873462
I'm worried I'm too far behind and just not smart enough. Everyone seems faster and more capable than I am. I have great grades, but when I compare myself to everyone else in my classes I consider myself pretty fucking dumb.

>> No.10874884

>>10873462
get the fuck off this board
>>10874811
pick up a single variable book with some emphasis on rigor and proofs to get your sea legs, pretending to understand what you're doing will fuck you eventually

>> No.10874890

>>10874880
The anxiety from being behind of the competence should be the motivation to go further than them

>> No.10874894

>>10874890
It definitely does and I put the work in, but I am so slow with fucking everything. It seems like my classmates understand so much more quickly and better. I keep waiting for new things to get easier and they never do.

>> No.10874904

>>10874894
You it's like that I’m going through the same process and you really feel like you aren’t enough for them, but at the end of the day I try to read more (most of the students don’t even open their books) from the library, write and search for concepts I didn’t understand, investigate more from the homework. And you will begin to ask more questions, at some point they will start to ask you the doubts they had. And it really feels pretty good

>> No.10875150

>>10873462

I completed a Bachelor's degree in mathematics in an American university. I never completed a course in either analysis or topology.

>> No.10875151

>>10875150

Actually I sorta-take it back. Did a little complex analysis in a senior class but I never did real analysis.

>> No.10875345

>>10873760
That's everyone on this board

>>10873462
I pretend to be an authority on neuroscience, pharmacology, and ethnobotany when in reality I'm just a dedicated nerd who learned most of his shit from wikipedia and nih articles.

>> No.10876880

bump grothendieck bread.

anybody know what he wrote in his 60k suppressed pages? just read a post about how it was supposed to redpill us on "cnidarians" ???

>> No.10876937
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10876937

I will be going through my last year of undergrad in biology and I feel I know nothing, i remember nothing from past exams and if someone asked me to talk in general about any of the subjects I wouldn't really know where to start and probably would say bullshits.
I don't even have shit grades (my avarage is 27,3/ 31).
I feel lost, and a bit demotuvated in pursuing my dream of becoming a researcher.
I'm such a brainlet it's not even funny

>> No.10876948

>>10876937
Which country grades over 31? Also, universities are corrupt so whether you're competent or not literally does not matter. Try to focus on how you're an oppressed minority rather than your skills. Are you black? Gay? Muslim? Try to capitalize on white guilt as much as possible and your dream might come true

>> No.10876954

>>10876948
Oh and I nearly forgot, make sure that what you're capitalizing on is *visible*. Missing a limb counts as a disability, but not mental illnesses. Universities want to virtue signal and they can't do that if your disability doesn't show. So if you're gay, make sure to wear the flag at all times

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>>10876948
>>10876954

back to /p*l with you

>> No.10877110

>>10877099
I was going to help you but honestly now I hope you get caught in the next culturally enriching truck attack in your shithole failed welfare state

If you are curious as to why you’re a tard look up the average iq of biology majors

>> No.10877124

I don't really understand a shit about the paper I'm writing but I'll submit it anyway.

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>>10877110
I'm not the person you replied to you dipshit, lol

>> No.10877142

>>10877137
then fuck you anyways nigger

>> No.10877143
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>>10877142
What made you want to come on this board polfag? I'm genuinely curious

>> No.10877190

>>10877143
Probably the same reason the rest of you autistic retards came here to shitpost

>> No.10877197

>>10877190
REEEEE HOW DID U KNOW I WAS AUTISTIC REEEEEEEE

>> No.10877210

im an electrician's apprentice and never went or want to go to college. im autodidactic and learn things like maths because im a virgin with no friends but pretend to be a normal guy.

>> No.10877213

>>10877210
u know if u make it over 30 u become a wizard right

>> No.10877330

I did a math BS at a good research university. Now I just watch anime.

>> No.10877857

Im a law student. I failed math so bad my teachers felt bad for me and passed me with the bear minimum grade. I come to this board and pretend to understand anything you guys talk aboutabout