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EXPLAIN THIS, /SCIENCE/

>> No.10869169

>>10869167
It's a Reaper.

>> No.10869177

>>10869169
>Reaper
https://calamitymod.gamepedia.com/Reaper_Shark
???

>> No.10869181

>>10869167
I dont know anything about that thing, but it might be some mollusk hatching from an egg

>> No.10869197

>>10869167
comb jelly. U jelly?

>> No.10869217

>>10869167
What a majestic trash bag.

>> No.10869227

>>10869167
awesome

>> No.10869262

>>10869167
comb jelly being obliterated at the end by massive pressure gradients

>> No.10869266

>>10869262
Or is that what this very very developed species wants us to believe, much like a smoke screen....?

>> No.10869269

>>10869266
considering how fragile jellies are and the mass of mining ROVs (because that's definitely a well head in the background), plus that the jelly twisted and blasted off in the opposite direction from the ROV, it got caught in the wash from one of the ROV's thrusters.

>> No.10869273 [DELETED] 

>>10869269
i just wanna live in my bubble of happiness where humanity doesn't ruin everything all the time do you have to ruin that..? come one man

>> No.10869274
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>>10869167
its an angel

>> No.10869275

>>10869167
It is a ctenophore.

Somebody else filmed one here, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZecJYKWksU

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>>10869167
Looks kinda like a shark egg

>> No.10869281

>>10869275
thank you, /science/

>> No.10869298

>>10869167
>55 damage from propulsion wash.
Rip bloodybelly comb jelly.

>> No.10869334

>>10869275
incredible

These things exist on Earth and yet our wildest concepts of aliens is still basically little green men

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>>10869334
That's just for audience empathy.

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SUMMONING DEEP SEA THREAD

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>> No.10869382

>>10869354
Why are the camera movements always so jerky. It's infuriating.

>> No.10869392

>>10869379

nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope
nope
nopenopenopenopenopenope

>> No.10869403

>>10869382
Sensitivity for the controller is whack.

>> No.10869410

>>10869365
haha imagine sticking your dick into it! That would be crazy hahahaha!

>> No.10869430

>>10869167
it is an ayy lmao

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>> No.10869494

>>10869358
Can somebody ID this for me?

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>>10869494
barnacle

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>>10869494
Giant acorn barnacle (Balanus nubilus)

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>>10869510

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>> No.10869903

>>10869167
Ctenophora?

>> No.10869923

>>10869167
H-Hayai!

>> No.10869970

>>10869167
wtf is that

I'm spooked rn

>> No.10870242

>>10869167
these things CLEARLY use light as communication

It was hiding/camouflaged till being basked in the light of the ROV robot. In response to light from the ROV it stops doing a weird camouflage thing, and starts dancing and flashing lights. Is it trying to communicate with the robot?!?!?
Did it get scared by the robot when it didn't respond, and then dart away quickly leaving an ink jet behind??

This behavior denotes intelligence.

>> No.10870249

>>10869167
What's there to explain?

>> No.10870254

>>10869342
That smile that damn smile

>> No.10870471

>>10869167
Comb jelly. Though I have no idea how it shape shifted life that.

>> No.10870495

>>10869450
what the fuck is that

>> No.10870686

>>10870495
basket star

>> No.10870722

rip
I think it got torn to shreds at the end

>> No.10870724

>>10869349
Fascinating. How can it follow the movements of its prey?

>> No.10871153

>>10869365
>RGB swag
Zoomershit

>> No.10871813

>>10869167
Thanks a lot, this fucking thing showed up in my nightmare last night.
The part where it hits the water jet, or whatever it is, and gets blown the fuck apart at the end was just shooting around the sky outside in my dream.

>> No.10872070

>>10871813
>gets blown the fuck apart
I think that was an ink cloud. It darts away at top speed and leaves the inc to confuse predators.

I think it was trying to communicate with the robots flood lights with a little dance and light display of its own, but got scared when the robot didn't respond in a way that made sense to it. It's kinda cute, but also displays amazing intelligence. I wonder what the correct response it was expecting should have been. Will we ever be able to communicate with these creatures by putting RGB leds on submersibles?

>> No.10872118

>>10869167
thats just a plastic bag

>> No.10872125

>>10872118
watch the full clip

>> No.10872133

>>10869167

... lots of strange creatures in the deep ocean

>> No.10872135

mirror?

>> No.10872141

>>10869379
its walking

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>>10872149

>> No.10872159

>>10872149
kek

>> No.10872173

>>10869167
Gulf of Mexico, more BP pollution.

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>>10872149

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>>10872141
Not just that, It's pretending it's a hermit crab. It's even doing the curl of the shell with one of its tentacles.

>> No.10872183

why in the fuck is deep space so creepy

>> No.10872195

>>10869522
HOLY SHIT

>> No.10872201

>>10872178
>Not just that, It's pretending it's a hermit crab
funny

>> No.10872279

>>10872144
WTF?!
cthulhu??

>> No.10872297
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<= not underwater and cut from various recordings, but awesome as fuck

>> No.10872303

>>10872183
that's what the deep space creatures think about you too

>> No.10872306

>>10869475
It was real isopod hours.

>> No.10872308

>>10869167
Man, fuck that rover.
RIP beautiful comb jelly.

>> No.10872315

>>10869475
I thought they were purely scavengers.
Who knew they could take down a shark!!

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>>10872297
That was tense.

>> No.10872710

>>10869379
Can someone make a version of this webm with "Running in the 90s" as background music and post it on /wsg/?

>> No.10872736
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>>10869177
>assuming direct control
I'm still salty as fuck about how this franchise turned out.

>> No.10872738

>>10872736
do you know what the other ending that they supposedly threw out was and what a better one would be?

>> No.10872739

>>10872710
But he's not doriftoing...

>> No.10872760

>>10872738
I've honestly done my best to purge my memory of everything about 3.
The Marauder Shields meme was more enjoyable then what we got.

>> No.10872847

>>10869379
*Squidward walking noises*

>> No.10872867

>>10869167
Are you not eating sugar?

>> No.10872868

>>10869334
>These things exist on Earth and yet our wildest concepts of aliens is still basically little green men
Read more science fiction & space opera

Nice little starter series is Zones Of Thought By Vinge. It's well written, not too dense, and has unique alien species with completely different psychology and physiology to us. It also has unironic militarized autism and stupid zones.

Ideal read order in my opinion. Deepness In The Sky, Fire Upon The Deep, Children Of The Sky.

>> No.10872877

>>10872868
Space 51
Do you like ,don't you?

>> No.10872891
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>>10869167
HAHAHHAHA AT THE END OF THE VIDEO IT GETS RIPPED TO SHREDS BY THE SUBMARINE ROBOTS PROPELLERS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>> No.10872898

>>10869510
>>10869517
[menacing techno]

>> No.10872913

>>10869453
damn, nice shot

>> No.10872914

>>10872891
You fucking psycho

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>>10869167
it gets fucking shredded

>> No.10872929

>>10872891
Gj

>> No.10872937

>>10872891
>>10872927
>being fooled by ink spray
It made a quick escape. You can see it's shadow in the distance after it's off camera.

>> No.10872943

Think there may be life under Europa's ice lads?

>> No.10872949

>>10872937
That life form does not have the physiology for ink spray.

>> No.10872966

>>10872949
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ctenophora#Colors_and_bioluminescence

>When some species, including Bathyctena chuni, Euplokamis stationis and Eurhamphaea vexilligera, are disturbed, they produce secretions (ink) that luminesce at much the same wavelengths as their bodies.
>same wavelengths as their bodies.
Black bodied comb jellyfish. Black ink.

>> No.10872979

>>10869342
Did the smaller one already have an even smaller one inside as well?

>> No.10873021

>>10870242

its life, but not as we know it.

>> No.10873023

>>10869167

Alien life form. Seeds our oceans millennium ago, quietly goes about its business, collecting data, growing stronger. Now it no longer bothers to hide, in fact it openly mocks us.

>> No.10873025

>>10869167
An ancient evil

>> No.10873031

>>10873025

Yes, yes, it has once more arisen.

>> No.10873032
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>>10873025
>>10873031
SOON

>> No.10873610

>>10872937
>>10872966
Are you fucking blind? It literally got torn apart.

>> No.10873617

>>10869167

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ctenophora

>> No.10873649

>>10873610
See, this is what it wants you to believe

>> No.10873679

>>10872966
If it was ink it would disperse into a cloud.

>> No.10873930

>>10873679
>disperse into a cloud.
I'm no biologist so I can only comment on what I've observed from youtube, but it appears ink doesn't disperse evenly. Sometimes it appears, sticky?, and forms a long stream or ribbon. This could confuse predators even more than a cloud in their face, if the predator mistakes that sticky ribbon for the actual creature, while the creature darts away quicker than they can see. It's like the old ninja log vanishing trick. Keep their gaze focused someplace else, while you make an escape.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q4H-BB7CXI

>> No.10874065

>>10869167
Easy. The operator was blind drunk, incapable to taking clear images. The more interesting it got the more he just had to move around, zoom in, and zoom out. Perhaps also narcotics involved.

>> No.10874096

>>10872315
With a face like Predator it should not be too surprising.

>> No.10874107

>>10870724
Not sure but it is known that animals can track prey by sensing minuscule currents or changes in the electric field.

>> No.10874173

fuck guys. its fake.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPUT9rB6-bU

>> No.10874395

>>10869379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-LTWFnGmeg

>> No.10874402

>>10869903
Yep.

>> No.10874403

>>10870686
>>10870495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3khp22qqRaU

>> No.10874406

>>10869467
Dass a big fugger

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>>10869479

>> No.10874410

>>10872738
Mass effect fields accelerate the universe's expansion and therefore destruction (first breadcrumb was that rapidly aging star in Mass Effect 2). The Reapers are attempting to compute a solution by harvesting sapients at periods before they can do too much damage, and integrate them into new computing matrix. Shepard was to be faced with the fact that the Reapers are pretty sure Humans are the missing piece to being able to solve some inadequacy in their design, and they present compelling evidence for this (a breadcrumb for this was dropped in Mordin's loyalty quest in Mass Effect 2). The final choice would be either take your chances by destroying the Reapers with the crucible, or sacrifice humanity to save the universe (so the control/blue ending, but basically most if not all humans are killed off).
The final cutscene/audio with the kid and buzz aldrin would not have changed, as in either scenario the galaxy puts an embargo on mass effect flight until the problem can be solved.

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>>10869542

>> No.10874416

>>10872297
That's worse than that horrible ice planet where Spock stranded Kirk.

>> No.10874426

>>10869523
what's going here?

>> No.10874435

>>10874426
Crop circles are a joke fish like to play on us land dwellers

>> No.10874441

>>10870471
it didn't shape shift, it literally got shredded by the pressure

>> No.10874467

>>10869167
In-Training: Mitosisankormon
Rookie: Mantarayon
Champion: RGB-Jellymon
Ultimate: RGB-Jellymon「Trashbag Mode」
Mega: Seawraithmon『「RGB: Unchained Mode」』

>> No.10874475

>>10872070
Great thoughts!

>> No.10874487

these ctenophores make weird shapes like the batman one in OP too:
https://youtu.be/IP8Sxalzp5Y

>> No.10874495

>>10874487
ah now i'm finding lots of batman looking ones by searching "kabutokurage" i learned from that last one, check this out at 42

https://youtu.be/Dp61zz-2f8o

the wierd one about the batman one has to be the black color. most of the others are clear or red

>> No.10874508

>>10872736
thats the EA effect TM

>> No.10874518
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this one has a kabutokurage going into batman position.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHMSsL-eE7A

so yeah, it's just looking like a batman because the comb jelly was looking directly toward (or maybe ass on) the camera while it was in some sort of hunting position with its two big fins spread out and the little inner tentacles reaching in between the gaps. it's like swimming forward in this "grab" stance. from the side view though, or not in this outstretched "grab" position, they look a lot less weird

also in the OP video the rapid movement is clearly because it's stuck in some turbulent eddy currents near the thruster on the ROV thing. and it does get torn to pieces since these things can't ink. so the only REALLY weird thing in the OP and the batman one is that they're black when usually their cousins are clear or red

>> No.10874555

>>10874518
>Maybe it's an alien
>Nonono, it's this special black version of a sort of squid/jellyfish that no one ever saw and the reason it moves in such a weird way is uhhhh currents... What? Why did it just fucking explode for no reason? And why does it look like it has an rgb strip in its head? I uhhhh well uhhhhhh...

I don't necessarily believe in aliens, but is it really that hard to believe that they came to Earth and just dumped some alien species in our seas? It seems more reasonable (hence more likely as per Hanlon's razor) than it being some mysterious animal no one ever saw before.

>> No.10874559

>>10874441
Earlierm when it went from Batman tm to glittery black orchid.

Which it did by inflating lobes and swinging them around to the "back" exposing the cilia.

>> No.10874562

>>10874559
also it got closer to the light; the rainbow glitter is just reflections off the cilia

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>>10869167
They fucking killed it.
Assholes.

>> No.10874577

>>10874555
>animal no one ever saw before.

Asserts facts in contradiction to evidence.

The black variety that is seen in OP >>10869167
is also seen in
>>10869275

And some anon with way too much time on his hands or an overdeveloped interest in ctenophores is posting all sorts of similar white ones now.

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>>10869169
Ah yes,a Reaper.

>> No.10874756

>>10869279
That's a shark egg?
Poor lady shark that has to pass that.
Also,why is the shark lady in the desert?
Also,Also, GET OFF MY LAND SHARK LADY!

>> No.10874766

>>10874173

W......WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?

ITS FAKE!?!?!?!??

OMG! Who would have ever guessed? Damn you internet and computers!

>> No.10874781

>>10872297
this had me loling

>> No.10874860

>>10874107
electrophoresis

>> No.10875189

>>10872297
Holy fuck that was close

>> No.10875195

>>10874555
>It [being aliens] seems more reasonable (hence more likely as per Hanlon's razor) than it being some mysterious animal no one ever saw before.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*inhales*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAhahahaha
>looks like a comb jelly
>acts like a comb jelly
>it's fucking aliens

>> No.10875203

>>10874766
>:( le ebin maymay’d on again lmao bruh lolololol

gosh i luv posting on 4channel with anonymous desu

>> No.10875204

>>10869167
wat

>> No.10875207

>>10869556
Wait what the fuck is happening here?

>> No.10875258

>>10869167

I'd like to thank all contributors thus far for a very comfy-because-creepy /deepsea/ thread masquerading as a /sci/ thread, which is yet more substantively /sci/ than several other thread. t. some anon

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>> No.10875331

>>10875308
God fucking dammit, that thing knows every terrible thing I've ever done.

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>>10875331

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>>10869167
this is the famous deepfake

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>>10875457
don't you mean, deepseafake?

Don't tease the octopus, kids!

>> No.10875465

>>10875308
awww

>> No.10875779

>>10869177
It's not a reaper shark, it's an unused reaper enemy which was supposed to be part of the calamity mod until the dev team realized that they shouldn't make more worm-like enemies.

>> No.10875878

>>10875207
Zerg rush.

>> No.10875879

>>10875457
>>10875463
>making a fake video of a real creature
seafags are really weird

>> No.10875913

>>10869167
Last part seems fake af

>> No.10875922

>>10869167
obvously its an angel. it all comes tumbling down

>> No.10875927

>>10874635
underrated post

>> No.10876102

>>10875913
Think in terms of hiting a blob of jello (tm) with a jet of water.

>> No.10876107

>>10875308
Aaaaawwwwwwwctopus

>> No.10876112

>>10875207
Those are little clams that live in the surf zone. Around here they are called "coquinas," don;t know they're scientific name and can;t be arsed to go look.

They basically ride the waves in and out with the tides -- after a wave, they all pop up like that and let the next wave carry them a bit towards or away from the shore before burying again.

How they know which way to ride I have no fucking clue.

>> No.10876116

>>10874756
The "horns" are pretty soft, like leather. They are not pokey, but serve to get tangled in seaweed or whatever to anchor the egg in place.

>> No.10876128

>>10869167
EXPLAIN THIS, DEVIL

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>>10869369
HOLY SHIT !

>> No.10876224

>>10874756
>Poor lady shark that has to pass that.
Consider that among sharks that give live birth, like tiger sharks, engage in something called intrauterine cannibalization. Meaning that inside the womb the biggest shark will eat it's siblings.

>> No.10876334

>>10869458
Wait did the squid steal the boat lights?

>> No.10876367

>>10876334
Don't worry, he's just borrowing for a little bit to help him see in the dark.
The ocean can get SUPER dark some times.

>> No.10876473

>>10869269
This is the best explanation.

>> No.10876557 [DELETED] 

>>10869279
What the fuck I found this shit once at a beach as a child in Cuba when I was 6 and always wondered what it could've been. Thanks.

>> No.10876563

>>10869279
What the fuck I found this shit once at a beach as a child in Cuba when I was 6 and have since then surpressed this memory. Thanks.

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>>10869167
Obviously a gay fish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Vn2xrSG24w

>> No.10876572

>>10876568
>gay
Why the homophobia?

>> No.10876580

>>10869341
This is retarded. Nature is retarded.
You're retarded. >:(
I'm going home.

>> No.10876582

>>10876572
>fish
Why the ichthyophobia?

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Can we just leave ocean alone and not know forever whats down there

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>>10876568

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>>10872195
>Wolves of the seas.

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>>10870242
>and then dart away quickly leaving an ink jet behind??
No, it was killed by rotor-wash. You're probably right about using light as communication though.

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>>10876607
Most of it is for confusing predators and prey.

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>>10876603

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>> No.10876656

>>10876604
They see me rollin

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>> No.10876686

>>10876603
Birds is stoopid

>> No.10876688

>>10876607
>You're probably right about using light as communication though.

Nope. They got no eyes. Cilia just do that.

>> No.10876703

>>10876661
that fish is a Court Jester goby, I might get one
I wish I could get a cone snail

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>>10876661
>long tongue that grabs you and pulls you in

I didn't know the barnacles in Half Life were based off a real life creature.
JESUS CHRIST THAT'S HORRIFYING!!
Next you'll tell me headcrabs are real too.

>> No.10876726

>>10876677
>walking and eating at the same time
>eating and pooping at the same time
This thing looks very efficient to me.

>> No.10876738

>>10876718
That's a cone snail, it has the most deadly poison in the world. It paralyzes it's prey and would easily kill a person.

>> No.10876742

>>10869334
>our wildest concepts of aliens is still basically little green men
"no"

>> No.10876771

>>10876738
nvm it's not that deadly

>> No.10876784

>>10876663
this is oddly arousing

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>>10876677
>>10876726

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>>10876784

>> No.10876803

>>10869522
>>10876646
>>10876603
god orcas are such assholes

>> No.10876804

>>10876789
This is the scariest shit in this thread

>> No.10876907

>>10876603
It gets even better when you consider the orca likely just did this to satisfy its bloodlust rather than hunger, if we assume this is some seaworld kind of establishment.

>> No.10876963

>>10876907
birds stealing food from animals and animal trainers at aquariums is a problem. They're a constant pest and nuisance.
This orca is just getting his revenge for all the times they stole his fish. Quite a spiteful bastard TBQH.

>> No.10877009

>>10869369
Mimicking the plant's color, that's pretty coo- JESUS

>> No.10877011

>>10876789
reverse erection

>> No.10877022

>>10869369
if you look at 0:03 second mark octopus shoots a tiny puff if ink directly at the camera

I think he was trying to obscure the divers vision immediately before camouflaging.
The reason octopus went into camouflage mode was cause of being filmed and afraid of the diver. It probably wasn't paying close attention to the ground because it was in such a hurry to hide itself and get away from the diver. Stupid diver got that thing killed.

Unless the diver intentionally was trying to drive it's prey into an ambush. What if the diver and the hidden fish were working together! Clever girl! What if the diver is actually not a diver, but a fish camouflaged as a diver!! Wait If can camouflage themselves so well that they can appear human and even operate cameras ....... What if some of you guys are actually camouflaged fish posti---

>> No.10877029

>>10875308
It knows my sins

>> No.10877036

>>10872149
Cthulhu?

>> No.10877051

>>10872149
H- HAYAI!

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>>10876603

>> No.10877592

>>10877022
>What if the diver and the hidden fish were working together!
Usually it is an octopus and grouper that work together for hunting.

>> No.10877608

>>10869365
Razer Chroma jellyfish

>> No.10877616

>>10877022
True

>> No.10877646

>>10869341
jesus fucking christ did these things evolve into our penis?

>> No.10877655

It's a Scrambler.

>> No.10877656

>>10877655
a wat

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>>10877646
Uh...wait...what?

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>>10877683
I've_got_the_weirdest_boner.jpg

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>>10878517

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>>10876771
Depends on which species you are messing with.

Mildly Interesting Cone Snail story: At one time the Glory of the Seas cone snail was the most sought-after and expensive shell in the world. For about two centuries between its initial discovery and the discovery of its habitat in 1969, specimens were valued in the thousands of U.S. dollars and generally only owned by museums and wealthy private collectors. Furthermore, the shell's popularity among collectors spawned urban legends, most notably the story of a collector purchasing one at auction in 1792 only to destroy it, to maintain the value of another one already in his collection. Improvements in diving technology such as the advent of scuba led to their discovery in larger numbers, and today shells can be found for less than $100 U.S. In fact, I found some as low as $25 today http://www.collector-secret.com/seashell/conidae/

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>>10878546
Since on /sci/:
>Rule 30 is a one-dimensional binary cellular automaton rule introduced by Stephen Wolfram in 1983. Using Wolfram's classification scheme, Rule 30 is a Class III rule, displaying aperiodic, chaotic behaviour.

>> No.10878733

>>10869523
kek

>> No.10879362

>>10876604
>>10869373
>>10869379
Holy fuck these assholes trully are from outer space

>>10875308
This one's my wife though

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>>10879362
>This one's my wife though
I am sorry, but she's already taken. Will you accept this instead?
This is not negotiable.
Cthulhu Fhtagn.

>> No.10879844

>>10869341
My god,
>Fleshlight evolution.
Never nuke twice.

>> No.10879963

>>10874555
Panspermia theory

>> No.10880055

>>10876604
>tfw clearly intelligent
>but also tasty
Sorry my sucker legged friend, but I will continue to dine upon your kind.

>> No.10880160

>>10876688
>>10876630

Why look like a Vegas strip club if they can't see tho

>> No.10880169

>>10876686
how many orcas do you think this bird has seen in it's life?

>> No.10880245

>>10872149
h-he's fast

>> No.10880255

>>10869167
swamp gas, also weather balloon

>> No.10880352

The answer is literally in one of the posts you are quoting.

>> No.10881155

>>10880160
Why not?

>> No.10881158

>>10880169
It will never see another, I am sure of that.