/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.10861988]

What is the guaranteed and scientifically proven way to get a gf in 2019?

[Anonymous No.10861997]

one or more of the following:

be good-looking
be talented
be rich
or
get along really well with said female

[Anonymous No.10861998]

>>10861988
Stop posting here

[Anonymous No.10862001]

Go to /soc/ and make a thread

[Anonymous No.10862015]

>>10861988
talk to them and be nice, it is not rocket science

[Anonymous No.10862030]

>>10862015
They only have sex with chads

[Anonymous No.10862037]

>>10862015
> talk to them
What's do you talk about?

[Anonymous No.10862068]

>>10862030
>
bullshit. look around you, ffs (if you go outside)

[Anonymous No.10862074]

>>10862068
It's literally true and you normies can't do anything but give stupid, vague and cliche advice like "Just talk to her bro" "Just be yourself" "just go outside" etc.

[Anonymous No.10862079]

>>10862074
It's literally all you have to do, you are just a shitty person

[Anonymous No.10862102]

>>10862079
I love how all your posts are vague because you can't give any actually actionable advice

[Anonymous No.10862104]

>>10861988

Same as always anon. Build a protected nest with provisions and then be healthy and nice. This shits optimum you should know that. It;s basic evolution theory.

[Anonymous No.10862110]

>>10862037

Your nest, you ability to acquire provisions, your ability to protect, your healthy body and sperm. This is not rocket science. It's basic optimum shit

[Anonymous No.10862112]

>>10862110

[Anonymous No.10862113]

>>10862074
Dude, that's unironically the awnser. Go out, talk to a girl, show interest. You can also have one of your friends to be a wingman, that also works. It's not as hard as your self-defeating ass thinks

[Anonymous No.10862115]

>>10862110

Of course you don't say this shit outright like some autistic faggot. Be poetic and clever about it because that also displays the viability of your genetic intelligence.. That's optimum anon. This method was invented by optimum Chads but you have our promise that we only take one woman at a time. We don't want you to be lonely. Trust.

[Anonymous No.10862118]

>>10862113
>go out
>talk to a girl
Again, go out WHERE? On the middle of the street? This doesn't work and it doesn't happen, most people meet eachother through online dating or mutual friends now.

[Anonymous No.10862120]

>>10862118

Tinder, bars, everywhere. Fuck Gillete, talk to woman where and when you see them but be careful as fuck in the workplace. you stupid faggot. Be healthy, nice and provide provisions and have a nest. It really is this simple.

[Anonymous No.10862122]

>>10862120
They will pepperspray you if you go up to women on the street and begin trying to "seduce" them.

[Anonymous No.10862123]

>>10862120

Careful in the workplace because the women there are your competitors in the hierarchy, they will use anything you say against you in many cases.

[Anonymous No.10862125]

>>10862122

BULLSHIT

I do it it all the fucking time.

Just be clever about it.

[Anonymous No.10862126]

>>10862125
No you don't you liar, what do you say to them specifically?

[Anonymous No.10862128]

>>10862122
>>10862125

And of course always have consent. If in doubt, ask. "hey, can I talk to you..?" then, "Can I hold your hand, kiss you?" Then "can we have sex" and the ultimate, "will you have a child with me / marriage".

[Anonymous No.10862132]

>>10862126

I literally ask them for their number you tard. Or, "What are you doing this weekend?... Oh, nothing? Want to hang out?... can I hold your hand?... Can i kiss you?... Can we have sex?... Want to have a kid?" Always ask, moron.

[Anonymous No.10862135]

>>10862132
>Hello, what is your phone number? Wanna have children later?

[Anonymous No.10862136]

>>10862118
College, parties, bars, clubs, hobbies, anywhere. Just don't try to hit on women from your workplace

[Anonymous No.10862141]

>>10862135

It's layered you stupid idiot. You don;t ask this shit all at once. Spread out over months or even years.

[Anonymous No.10862143]

>>10862136

100% truth.

[Anonymous No.10862150]

>>10862136
>just go there and stand awkwardly bro the women will just hop onto your penis

[Anonymous No.10862153]

>>10862150
Are you mute, or something? You're supposed to talk to people when you're in a social environment. Even if you're quiet, girls might approach you anyway. Or even guys trying to help you fit in

[Anonymous No.10862155]

OP, what you need to do is show them your official IQ and MENSA membership card. You'll have more women on you than you can possibly impregnate.

[Anonymous No.10862159]

>>10862153
>just talk to women over the extremely loud music bro

[Anonymous No.10862163]

>>10862159
Have you ever been to a party?

[Anonymous No.10862167]

>>10862163
Yes and I've been to a club about a month ago and it was extremely awkward. No one was friendly to me, I was just autistically trying to "dance" to the music.

[Anonymous No.10862170]

>>10862167
Did you have any friends with you? Introverted people should have at least a good friend with them when they go out

[Anonymous No.10862183]

>>10862170
Just one but he is also an autist

[Anonymous No.10862237]

>>10862183
Someone just post the scene from Nevermind. The one set in the club where he tells his friend he’s hopeless. I’m going to be honest with you. There is no guarantee to companionship. There is no fail safe technique to get someone to like you. I get the feeling you don’t really even like yourself. Start improving yourself and turn yourself into the person who seems like someone who others would want to be around. It will be hard, probably the hardest thing you’ll ever do. Not because it’s actually difficult but because you are destroying one person to create a better one. Step one: drop every single activity that can be performed alone. Playing vidya, reading, working out alone, etc. Do everything in a group and try your best to do things that a woman would actually be interested in.

[Anonymous No.10862241]

>>10862237
Step two: Every day work towards your goal in some way. If you work, work more or get a second job to get a house all your own. Homes too expensive where you live? Fuck off to Montana, there are still women in Montana. You can get a plot of land a trailer out there for less than 60k, a good set up. Everyday work towards your goal and let it be known. Be driven, women recognize that. A lot of them know their limited options and will find someone working towards something and latch on. I know you’ll say “But she’ll just cheat on you with Chad and take everything”, fuck off with that defeatists bullshit.

[Anonymous No.10862248]

>>10862241
Finally, talk to everyone you see. Literally be the chattiest motherfucker around. You need to get over your ackwardness by doing one thing over and over again: failing. Existence is pain. Rejection is a guarantee. Loss is inevitable. But who the fuck cares. Only you can help yourself out of this. Do you still want to be in same position your in right now a year from now? If the answer is no then do something about it. Don’t be scared! Everyone is scared but get over it and learn that it doesn’t matter. What other people think doesn’t matter. Do you want a better life?

[Anonymous No.10862254]

>>10861988
Take a shower, hit the weights, get a clue.

[Anonymous No.10862264]

>>10862128
This. You wont get peppersprayed unless you said something idiotic and scared her. You dont need to be silent, but you have to wait your chance before you jump the gun and send creepy signals. There's a chill middle ground, it doesnt even need ro be flirting, just an experience to show a woman you aren't incompetent, boring, or a serial killer.

[Anonymous No.10862271]

>>10862110
>Your nest
>tfw nests go for ~800k in this god forsaken city

[Anonymous No.10862273]

>>10862183
Just hang around with at least one socially capable friend, then. It's not that hard

[Anonymous No.10862306]

>>10862271

You are acting like I don't know this. The current system is basically slavery. My advice: get Andrew Yang elected, get UBI, and then demand regulation making it illegal for anyone other than the gov to own a property they don't live in more than half the year, with some grey for communal time shares, hotels, etc...

Want to know something they NEVER tell you at Church Anon? Jesus Christ advocated for literally slaughtering and killing landlords, go read the the Bible. They NEVER EVER EVER will read this parable to you unless you read it yourself. Seriously. You have not even heard this verse unless you have read the Bible yourself. I AM NOT ADVOCATING THIS.

[Anonymous No.10862312]

>>10862254
bro i've started the first two. I have autism though so the last one im pretty fucked on. if only someone wrote a textbook on understanding human facial cues.
My mom tells me to smile with the eyes.
I've started my training a week ago, and so far i've already build a good base of muscle, but my body is so sore right now.
I work out 4-3 times a week on non consecutive days. and do cardio every day (right now my cardio is really bad).
IM GOING TO DO IT /SCI/BORGS! IM GOING TO GET A GF! I SWEAR!
have you guys ever noticed how small the men are at the gym? you either have freak tall lesbians or manlets just parading in there. my first time there I was walking around like some kind of huge area guy.
all the strong dwarf men kept giving me mean looks. I thought I was going to make friends there like my mom said, but nothing happened.
how do I make friends /sci/?

[Anonymous No.10862315]

>>10862306

In case you think I'm lying about Jesus Christ and landlords, anon, https://www.allaboutjesuschrist.org/parable-of-the-tenants-faq.htm

[Anonymous No.10862317]

>500 confused freshman girls will be moving into the dorms at my uni in a couple weeks
how creepy is it for a senior to hit on freshies? honest question

[Anonymous No.10862319]

>>10862312
>have you guys ever noticed how small the men are at the gym

Then you should have no problem.

Don't listen so much to your mom. Listen to your heart. This is going to sound gay, but ask your subconscious what men are hot. Give your SC time to think; it might take him a day, week or even a month, but your SC will eventually tell you. emulate those men without being a clone.

[Anonymous No.10862324]

>>10862317

Not that big a deal, but better your own age. When finding a partner you will resent those who do not have your intelligence when the sex appeal wears off.

[Anonymous No.10862329]

>>10862136
easy way to get a roastie

[Anonymous No.10862332]

>>10862329

Fuck off neckbeard . All we need in this sim is to reproduce once. the rest is pleasure

[Anonymous No.10862334]

>>10862329
ill take what I can get

[Anonymous No.10862342]

>>10862332
>>10862324
>>10862315
>>10862319

Optimum af

[Anonymous No.10862346]

>>10862312
Oh you should read a textbook on Sociology. That'd probably help you out

[Anonymous No.10862358]

>>10862329
Have sex

[Anonymous No.10862360]

>>10862358
dilate

[Anonymous No.10862363]

>>10862237
>>10862241
>>10862248

Optimum af

[Anonymous No.10862364]

>>10861988
In most 3rd world countries, in piss poor towns or rural communities, just convince a girl to have sex (they unfortunately, tend to be easy to satisfy/meet their expectations) and then tell someone who is clearly going to tell the truth to the parents (old ladies LOVE gossiping about anything when gossip basically it's non-existant where they live

They are gonna demand that you take the girl with you/marry her almost always.

Thats it, instant GF/wife, and most of the time the woman isn't gonna left you because they lack basic education (some are illiterate or don't know math at all).

The other outcome is that you get slashed/burned to death by a mob or kidnapped and forced to live there, if you try to escape, it's pretty probable than the people with the vehicles/horses are gonna get you when you try to flee.

Weird stuff, but this thread asked for some info that I wanted to give. About 3 versions of this same shit have been told to me, one from a sociology teacher (the one with the getting the girl), other from a Doctor about how his friend almost died while doing social service for his last year of med school (the mob one) and the last one from my Grandpa (A cousin from one of his friends got kidnapped/forced to live in a isolated indigenous community because of a “one night stand”.

So yeah, just ask your local healthy average girls.

[Anonymous No.10862367]

>>10862364
>The other outcome is that you get slashed/burned to death by a mob or kidnapped and forced to live there, if you try to escape, it's pretty probable than the people with the vehicles/horses are gonna get you when you try to flee.

HAHAHAHAH!!!! Thats some real shit!!!

It's like female preying mantis eat the males... Humans are not... too... much different.

Be careful anon!

[Anonymous No.10862368]

>>10862346
>sociology
go rep your pseudo science major somewhere else pal.
this >>10862319 anons advice was the best. Learn from what I see.
go be a faggot somewhere else!
t. math lad upset you dare invoke the name of heresy within a holy sanctum
also post tits because only a women could produce enough levels of retardation.

[Anonymous No.10862372]

>>10862364
bruh just go second world like Latin America.

[Anonymous No.10862391]

>>10862372
That's the catch, this happens (even today) in Mexico, don't know how rough it is in other parts of Latin America but I bet it's similar.

[Anonymous No.10862396]

>>10861988
There was a post on here a while ago asking how to scientifically make friends. That didn't make any sense to me, because I'm so fucking lucky that I'm actually charismatic and good at making male friends. Male friends. I am literally asking the exact same incel as fuck question as you anon.

[Anonymous No.10862398]

>>10862364
>has to go to another country to get laid
>has to go to another country to get a gf

Trust me anon they don't want you there either.

[Anonymous No.10862400]

>>10862391
bruh im not saying so go to rural lands in mexico. go to major cities like Oaxaca and only go to safe zone for white pipo. if they stop speaking english you've fucked up.
or I wonder if there is a way to send a letter to find a bride in mexico/latin america.
there should be a company that scouts beautiful women looking to cop a white man.

[Anonymous No.10862410]

>>10861988
Being me

[Anonymous No.10862411]

>>10862398
I'm from Mexico, but that shit ain't for me (the whole thing with rural girls).

And there people who are crazy enough to do that shit.

It's not worth it.

[Anonymous No.10862413]

>>10862400
In all honestly, there are companies with the whole “Mail Order Bride” thingy, it's way safer than testing luck/bargaining with a farmer who will sell her daughter for Cows and Booze/Beer or just a fucking party.

[Anonymous No.10862419]

>don't be low test low energy virgin beta cuck
>be high test, god-looking CHAD
it's easy bro

[Anonymous No.10862420]

>>10862372
Also, Mexico regards itself has 3rd world in most books. Even in basic education ones.

[Anonymous No.10862422]

Thousand years from now, there gonna be a religion about Chad and you have to believe in Chad to be president and you gotta wear a bracelet that says WWCD

[Anonymous No.10862430]

>>10862015
>be nice
Disregard this shit advice. Be mean to keep them keen.
>>10862419
This.

[Anonymous No.10862440]

>>10862430

Has nothing to do with nice or mean. It's about the pad, previsions and protections. If you can do all that and be nice too its bonus points and a tie breaker

[Anonymous No.10862447]

>>10862430
my mom told me she liked bad/mean guys and explained how women go crazy over mean guy or some shit.
WELL IM NOT TOO FUCKGIN HAPPY BECAUSE I GREW UP WITHOUT A FUCKGIN FATHER BECASUE OF IT.
my dad was an alpha nigga who fucked and ducked but his kid is an autistic incel WTF

[Anonymous No.10862536]

>>10862363
As you must be.

[Anonymous No.10862577]

Okay 4 real anon, how many of u use baby talk with yur woman? Lik when im around mine I cannot help with the "stinky winky baby booty tooty" silly shit. Its awful

[Anonymous No.10862861]

>>10862254
I can't build muscle

[Anonymous No.10862874]

>>10862102
We don't know you. You're obviously doing something wrong, are we to guess what it is? Ofcourse the only thing you can give is vague advice when you don't know what needs fixing in the first place.

[Anonymous No.10862908]

>>10861988
Abduction

[Anonymous No.10862965]

Looksmaxxx

[Anonymous No.10863260]

>>10862965
What's the scientific guide on this?

[Sage No.10863266]

>>10861988
Stop making these shitty threads, go out and socialize or just fucking kill yourself

[Anonymous No.10863269]

>>10861988
>What is the guaranteed and scientifically proven way to get a gf in 2019?
> get a gf
> get
First people find gfs, not get them.

[Anonymous No.10863272]

>>10863269
how do I afford?
where is purchase center?
best price?