/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.10815519]

High IQ people are more likely to set the toilet roll in the "under" orientation, study says

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/28217933/

[Anonymous No.10815523]

They both touch the wall so they're equally bad

[Anonymous No.10815528]

high iq people dont waste their time putting a toilet roll on a stick or worrying about which directions its going if they did in the first place

[Anonymous No.10815535]

Under reporting in
Easier to break it when handling with one hand

[Anonymous No.10815544]

>>10815519
What the fuck is this shite? Neo vagina? Tf is that? And what does it have to do with toilet paper rolls?

[Anonymous No.10815552]

Now everyone on this board is going to pretend like they did this all the time and on top of that they'll be blasting classical music thst they don't enjoy because high iq people also like classical obviously

[Anonymous No.10815558]

>>10815519
I only have a 112IQ but "over" is just wrong, don't do that

[Anonymous No.10815559]

>>10815528
This. I just throw it on and don't think about it. Sometimes it lands over. Sometimes it lands under.

[Anonymous No.10815569]

Over > Under

[Anonymous No.10815579]

>>10815528
The correct response

[Anonymous No.10815588]

>>10815519
128 reporting in, Over

[Anonymous No.10815589]

>>10815519
Even higher IQ people don't put it on a roll and instead set it on the top of the toilet

[Anonymous No.10815594]

>>10815544
Bet he was checking to see if people click links to studies lol

[Anonymous No.10815596]

>>10815519
139 here and over

[Anonymous No.10815598]

>>10815519
>Cytology of the neovagina in transgender women and individuals with congenital or acquired absence of a natural vagina.

[Anonymous No.10815612]

mfw so high IQ still reading on the toilet for 45 minutes after pinching off loaf, by then shit has dried and can not even be wiped
mfw haven't used of bought toilet paper in over 4 years

[Anonymous No.10815619]

Someone keeps breaking into my apartment while I'm asleep and taking a shit in my bed

[Anonymous No.10815630]

>>10815612
Ah, a connoisseur of the seashell method I see.

Truly patrician.

[Anonymous No.10815636]

>>10815552
I’m low IQ and I like classic.

[Anonymous No.10815637]

low IQ - Over
Medium IQ - Under
SUPRAGALACTIC IQ - Leaving the roll on the counter so it can be picked up and used freely

[Anonymous No.10815681]

high(and sub 95) IQ people don’t use toilet paper. We use water.
Disgusting wh*te people

[Anonymous No.10815720]

>>10815681
You also mutilate your dick, mainly for hygienic reasons I presume? Explain then why do people so used to and proficient with cleaning themselves with water need to mutilate themselves instead of just washing your dick daily?

[Anonymous No.10815738]

>>10815519
>bathroom at work has two rolls in each stall
>one goes each direction
Truly the best choice. The people who care about which way it goes will always be made angry by it.

[Anonymous No.10815739]

>another IQ thread

[Anonymous No.10815748]

130, I don't put it on a roller, that's fucking retarded. Instead it sits on a conveniently placed table next to the toilet. No fumbling when you need a new roll, no worrying about the roll over extending and causing it to drape like on a roller if you pull too hard

[Anonymous No.10815763]

>>10815589
stop trying to find a way to excuse your laziness

[Anonymous No.10815958]

>>10815519
People with cats are WAY more likely to use the Under configuration, since the Over allow kitteh to unspool all the paper.

Does high IQ then correlate with hasing kitteh?

[Anonymous No.10815960]

>>10815519
Over is the best

[Anonymous No.10816083]

>>10815958
>Does high IQ then correlate with hasing kitteh?
Yes. Here is a supporting study

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/29057562

[Anonymous No.10816150]

Low IQ = Thinks about the direction of the toilet paper because such mediocre subjects occupy much of their thinking.

Medium IQ = Doesn't care which direction.

High IQ = Highly efficient. Combines shit of the day with shower of the day. Therefore jumps straight into shower after shit. No paper needed.

God Tier IQ - Takes shit in the shower and mashes it down the plug hole. Sings "The Monster Mash" whilst doing so.

[Anonymous No.10816157]

>>10815519
this is the dumbest psyop ever. this is like the big ring finger means ghey to 5 years later it means more masculine and butter being bad for you eat margarine stuff

[Anonymous No.10816183]

>>10816157

So you are saying you should use the big ring finger for anus cleaning after a shit?

What sort of dirty degenerate are you?

[Anonymous No.10816280]

>>10816183
Ugh! Disgusting. Of course you don't use your finger when you have a toothbrush right there beside you.

[Anonymous No.10816285]

>>10815594
Well clearly they don’t by the looks of this thread lmao. /sci/ confirmed brainlets.

[Anonymous No.10816288]

>>10815612
>take a shit
>read for 30 minutes
>more shit comes out
Every time

[Anonymous No.10816298]

>>10816288
Thanks for sharing.

[Anonymous No.10816308]

It seems really wasteful to let a major product of human endeavor just go to waste like that. Couldn't they find some way to use it for fuel? Invent some sort of shit reactor or something?

[Anonymous No.10816322]

>>10815528
Dude youre just lazy.

[Anonymous No.10816354]

>>10815528
>>10815559
>I'm so hyper intelligent I don't even consider simple matters that occupy the plebs
Sounds like brainlet coping, truly intelligent people are autistic as fuck and would have strong opinions about tp orientation

[Anonymous No.10816359]

More proof that IQ and intelligence aren't the same thing

[Anonymous No.10816468]

>>10815519
>using toilet roll

Low IQ post

[Anonymous No.10816473]

>>10815519
dial 8 op

[Anonymous No.10816534]

>>10815519

People of higher intellect know water is superior to any toilet paper when it comes to ass cleaning, you filthy, disgusting Americans.

[Anonymous No.10816586]

>>10816354
why are you so concerned how how you wipe your ass?

[Anonymous No.10816624]

>>10815637
>Leaving the roll on the counter so it can be picked up and used freely
I'm only 142, but this is the correct method.

[Anonymous No.10816626]

very high IQ people use clam shells

[Anonymous No.10816642]

>>10815519
>High IQ
>Still shitting
>Using paper to smear said shit on oneself nonetheless
I don't even feel pity for your kind

[Anonymous No.10816647]

>>10816534
>wanting a wet anus

[Anonymous No.10816870]

WATER MASTERRACE
>>10816647
when your hands get dirty, do you just clean them with paper?

you dirty American fucks

[Anonymous No.10816879]

>>10816354
>intelligent people are autistic as fuck
I am not an idiot savant. I am a genius and I do not worry about toilet paper direction and neither does the likes of Fischer or Langan. Go to hell, autistic hellspawn.

[Anonymous No.10816880]

>>10815519
>>10816083
oicwatudidthar

[Anonymous No.10816883]

>>10815528
brainlet overfag cope

[Anonymous No.10816899]

>>10816879
that man really knew what he hated and he made sure people knew it

[Anonymous No.10816907]

>>10815739
Based.

[Anonymous No.10816972]

Mensa confirmed 147 here.
High IQ or rather high G people use wet wipes.

[Anonymous No.10816978]

>>10815519

I thought toilet paper was for girls who used it to wipe up drops of urine left on their pussy after taking a piss. Imagine my horror when I learned that both men and women use it to wipe their anus.

What the fuck is wrong with you people and your stinky assed fucked up shitting ways?

I never use toilet paper. I sit down, my ring opens and out it pops, nice and easy, and down it drops. How on earth do you manage to get shit smeared around your anus?

The only exception would be if you had some sort of illness that resulted in either a piece of shit getting stuck half way out, or if you had explosive diarrhea. In which case you should get into the shower and have a wash.

[Anonymous No.10816979]

>>10815519
WHO CARES

[Anonymous No.10817195]

>>10816308
I think they call that India

[Anonymous No.10817244]

geniuses have it on the floor
t. 0.001 percenter

[Anonymous No.10817306]

>Well-preserved nucleated squamous cells were found in 70% (14/20) of patients. Neovaginal samples showing superficial, intermediate and parabasal cells plus Döderlein flora similar to normal cervical cytology were present in only 10% (2/20). Three samples (15%, 3/20) showed atypical squamous cells of undetermined significance

>CONCLUSION: Cytological findings of the neovagina resemble normal cervical cytology

How does that evidence support the conclusion? Aren’t squamous cells found in other areas of the body like lower skin layers as well?
Are they basing it on the 2/20 that had similar to normal cervical cytology? Am I just a brainlet?

[Anonymous No.10817350]

>>10815637
Yotta-IQ - toilet paper on counter but folds it into a Mobius strip for more use and then proceeds to a water source with soap to make anus pornstar clean.

[Anonymous No.10817355]

>>10815535
>when handling with one hand
And what did you do with the other?? I have a bad feeling about this one.

[Anonymous No.10817372]

>>10815559
>This. I just throw it on and don't think about it. Sometimes it lands over. Sometimes it lands under.
And sometimes it lands in the biog, I guess.

>>10815748
>drape like on a roller if you pull too hard
What is going on in that toilet, man??

>>10816150
Does anyone invite you to their homes, anymore??

>>10816298
Anyone got a translation for this epic?
https://dikt.org/Eg_satt_p%c3%a5_dass_i_30%c3%a5r
It is in rhyme, so Google translate does not do it justice.

>>10816308
>Couldn't they find some way to use it for fuel? Invent some sort of shit reactor or something?
Yes, they are testing that now.

[Anonymous No.10817384]

>>10815519
I have an IQ of 145 a PhD in chemistry and a long list of publications and I set it over because it is more accessible

[Anonymous No.10817427]

>>10816879
bobby was so based and red pilled

[Anonymous No.10817463]

This just confirms what I have long suspected: that pubmed is literal shit.

[Anonymous No.10817772]

>>10816647
>not pretending you're getting a really strange rimjob

[Anonymous No.10817818]

>>10816288
That's a sign of colon cancer anon

[Anonymous No.10817824]

>>10816978
I'm not the one walking around with a poopy butt retard

[Anonymous No.10817833]

>>10816150
Based

[Anonymous No.10818029]

>>10815519
>"under" leads to shit/hand grease smears on the wall

[Anonymous No.10818064]

>>10818029
Holy shit, my grandpa welded together his own holder that was like the one in the bottom pic. No joke. Never seen it again since.
(yes he was every bit as based as this would lead you to believe)
RIP
thanks for posting this

[Anonymous No.10818079]

Just put it on the toilet itself so you don't have to bend over. like this.

[Anonymous No.10818345]

>>10816150
>High IQ = Highly efficient. Combines shit of the day with shower of the day. Therefore jumps straight into shower after shit. No paper needed.

This is what I do.

>Sings "The Monster Mash" whilst doing so.
kek'd hard

[Anonymous No.10818362]

I have a high IQ and I don't use toilet paper.

[Anonymous No.10818397]

>>10815519
seriously though is there anything more disgusting than someone who uses toilet paper from the under configuration on their neovagina?

[Anonymous No.10818726]

>>10816879
what an asshole

[Anonymous No.10818746]

>>10815519
I call bullshit, intellectuals don't waste time on toilet paper dispensers. Just set it fucking down.

[Anonymous No.10818859]

Just put it on a cupboard jesus

[Anonymous No.10819267]

>>10818079
I do that desu

[Anonymous No.10819328]

>>10816972
>leaves a wet moist feeling on you anus
>feels like residue from diarrhea.

[Anonymous No.10819335]

150 iq here
>>10816972
>leaves a wet moist feeling on you anus
>feels like residue from diarrhea.
>>10815519
>Ripped each toilet paper individually
>Stack them
>use three so shit won't soak through

[Anonymous No.10819339]

I just put in on whatever way I happen to put it on.

Sometimes under, sometimes over. I don't particularly care which way it goes on.

[Anonymous No.10819348]

Big brain here, I don't use toilet paper. I honestly can't remember the last time I wiped my ass. I always get in the shower and point the shower head towards my asshole.

[Anonymous No.10819356]

>>10816972
Not that I really care, but wet wipes don't deteriorate well so they're bad for the environment. I thought big brains are into that "save the environment" stuff.

[Anonymous No.10819359]

>>10815519
You guys have a lot to learn about proper bathroom etiquette.

>not stealing toilet paper rolls from work
>not just leaving a roll on the floor and expecting your roommate to put it in the dispenser
>not dancing to Spotify music while you pee so piss gets all over the floor and soaks into the new roll on floor by the toilet

[Anonymous No.10819655]

>>10815519
This kind of shit is the reason IQ over 140 has lower success in life than sane roll-over 100-140 tier.

[Anonymous No.10819679]

>>10815519
BASED study
BASED results and most of all
BASED OP

[Anonymous No.10819929]

>>10819655
nice thinly veiled copepost brainlet.
stay jelly

[Anonymous No.10820350]

>>10816972
ever since i tried babby wipes i never want to go back

[Anonymous No.10820367]

>high IQ
>wasting money on toilet paper
Pick one, brainlet. If you were smart you would take a shit in the shower, mash it through the drain with your feet and use water to clean yourself. This is literally the only option for ascended 150+IQ big brain yakups.

[Anonymous No.10820372]

>>10815528
This. I literally just set my tp on the bathroom counter.

[Anonymous No.10820385]

>>10815544
Nobody clicks a study on this site ever

[Anonymous No.10820459]

>>10819679
>Cytology of the neovagina in transgender women and individuals with congenital or acquired absence of a natural vagina

[Anonymous No.10820464]

>>10820459
It says only a minority of neovaginas are closer to the real thing and they're pretty susceptible to cancer.

[Anonymous No.10820637]

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/?term=neovagina

look at this valuable medical research

[Anonymous No.10820657]

>>10815519
Fucking brainlets these days I swear... I learnt how to use the one hand paper ripping technique when I was 9, which consists of, in the "over" setting, violently raising the individual sheets against those metal covers that sometimes sit on top of the rolls

[Anonymous No.10820995]

>>10820657
The downsides to your monkey antics are many: fragments of tp over the floor which no one picks up, the production of a tp dust which clogs your lungs, undue wear and tear on the tp holder, and finally, it means self imposed slavery to hanging tp in a particular orientation. Lowest IQ level.

Listen up Chuckles, I'm going to share a huge life tip with you and all the other mongs here. DO NOT USE TP AT ALL! Tp is for women and children. Jesus. Be a man for once in you life and do what men are supposed to do. Train your butthole to open on COMMAND! Now PUSH! The shit should drop out without feces touching any exposed part of you surrounding butthole flesh. No feces on your ring means no need to clean. Surely that is simple enough for even you crawlers to grasp.

[Anonymous No.10821009]

>>10815523
FPBP

[Anonymous No.10821018]

>>10820385
based retard

[Anonymous No.10821035]

>>10820367
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqrxW-pEq3Q

[Anonymous No.10821045]

>>10815519
I see about this a lot on the vapid regions of the internet. Only person I ever heard say anything about this irl was a hardcore redditor, so think of that as you will

[Anonymous No.10821332]

>>10821045
We're in a society

[Anonymous No.10821434]

>>10815519
High IQ people not paying for a hole.

[Anonymous No.10821759]

True, I always knew this to be true.
Niggers always, ALWAYS leave the bathroom with the toliet thing going over.
I, of course, shout at them and scare them away by flashing my piece before I go and set things right.
I used to think that I had OCD, but now I know better, I'm just intelligent.

[Anonymous No.10821939]

I just use a towel that I use for everything.

[Anonymous No.10822051]

High IQ people are more likely to embrace pig toilets.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_toilet
>ywn will never live in a society where this is socially acceptable
They eat the poop right out of your butt. Look at this thing. Look at that mouth. Try to tell me that pigs are not perfectly fit to eat poo poo out of a human butthole
>doesn't pollute the sacred waters
>Mutually beneficial, spiritual connection to your toilet, pigs love to eat poop
>Sanitary, no wiping necessary, pigs like you clean
>Efficient use of resources, no septic or sewage infrastructure, resists urbanization and industrial economies
>Upcycle your poo, shitpigs are delicious
>Using the manure as fertilizer accomadates an autochthonous hamlet community, bringing human ecology closer to the earth. And away from dependence on corporate supply chains.
Pig toilets could usher in a Utopia

[Anonymous No.10822631]

>>10815519
This all boils down to statistics to me, when you put the toilet roll in the under orientation then your hands are more likely to touch the wall and add additional germs to it. Should one crack and you have shit on your hands you don't want to put shit on the wall so you are better off putting the paper roll in the top orientation.

[Anonymous No.10822647]

>>10816288
Enjoy your roids.

[Anonymous No.10822665]

>>10818079
*roastie*”OMG that’s like SO ghetto!!!”

[Anonymous No.10822823]

>>10815558
144 here. Over is definitely right because you can easily use the fingers on one hand to cut the appropriate amount of paper.

[Anonymous No.10822872]

>7 posts contain the word vagina
>83 posters
>Approximately 8.4% of posters actually opened the study

All this thread proves is that /sci/ is full of brainlets

[Anonymous No.10822962]

>>10822665
>getting involved with sub-90 roasts
Go ahead, enjoy your shit life with a shit wife

[Anonymous No.10823307]

>>10815519
Science is dead

[Anonymous No.10823358]

>>10822051
enjoy your parasites in your pig meat

[Anonymous No.10823448]

>>10822051
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_toilet

I suppose you would get used to the tickling after a while. Perhaps even learn to enjoy it. Looks highly efficient and easy enough to install. Where can I order one of these?

[Anonymous No.10824248]

>>10817306
just turn your brain off lmao

[Anonymous No.10824261]

>>10815612
>how to get hemorrhoids

[Anonymous No.10824265]

>>10815528
>I'm smart because I don't care about doing things correctly
This is roastie and /pol/ levels of cope

[Anonymous No.10824341]

>>10815612
>high IQ
>haven't used of

[Anonymous No.10824384]

>>10823358

>not separating out the parasites to serve as hors d'oeuvres.

.

[Anonymous No.10824400]

>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/28217933/
>>10815519
>>10815519
>>10815519
no one actually clicked the link
the absolute state of /sci/...
>title: Cytology of the neovagina in transgender women and individuals with congenital or acquired absence of a natural vagina.

[Anonymous No.10824443]

>>10815528
This, i don't even use toilet paper, i spread the shit along my butt by squeezing the buttocks, then i wait for it to dry and just peel it off.

t.IQ 157.9

[Anonymous No.10824638]

>>10815528
This desu
>not getting undergrads to change your diaper

[Anonymous No.10824652]

high iq people are low iq

[Anonymous No.10824658]

>>10815519

wrong

[Anonymous No.10824669]

>>10819356
Not the environment. The drain. Don't throw them in the fucking drain.

[Anonymous No.10824770]

>>10815519

[Anonymous No.10824771]

High iq people simply shit their diapers then wash their asshole in the shower.

[Anonymous No.10824773]

>>10815720
No, we don’t mutilate our dicks, mr. move-goal-post-ad-hominem-shitty-ass-wh*teoid

[Anonymous No.10824783]

>>10824770
Fixed it for ya.

[Anonymous No.10825243]

>>10824400
Cringe