Amphetamines

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Amphetamines Anonymous Mon Jul 15 02:06:03 2019 No.10808149 [Reply] [Original]

Is the neural system of a crustacean/invertebrate capable of getting high off amphetamines? Would it give it an evolutionary advantage? What about other drugs

>tld I want to get my lobster high

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 03:56:29 2019 No.10808303 >>10808149 Why don't you try and find out?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 07:45:32 2019 No.10808552 >>10808303 How much should I dose him?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 07:51:18 2019 No.10808557 >>10808552 enough

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 07:59:09 2019 No.10808566 >>10808552 Start small and look for changes in behaviour. Document it in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 08:02:49 2019 No.10808572 >>10808566 I have amphetamine in the form of ritalin 10mg. How many tablets should I dissolve in the water?

>>	xxXSuiseisekiXxx Mon Jul 15 08:06:41 2019 No.10808579 File: 36 KB, 275x300, 1465046234657.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10808149 Jesus dude, it's obviously done something. The fuckers turned blue!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 08:20:12 2019 No.10808603 >>10808572 I don't know. Start with 1/10 of a normal human dose perhaps? Be sure to get it on camera. You have a chance to do actual science on the science board for once.

Anonymous Mon Jul 15 08:25:29 2019 No.10808608

You're going to want to start really small, don't forget how small those niggers are.

Try disolving like 1 tablet in 5 litres of water (I would say 10 but shit's hard to do). Make sure to stir that shit thoroughly too. Give the little blue baller the water and see his reactions/changes. You can easily poison something so small.

Do it for /sci/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 08:29:08 2019 No.10808614 >>10808608 You can always buy another lobster at the grocery store. OP should get several to make sure of the effects.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 08:31:08 2019 No.10808616 File: 3.40 MB, 4128x3096, 20190715_202622[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10808608 >>10808603 Ok so here is the subject prior to administering of 2 crushed 10mg Ritalin pills. Sorry for the potato camera

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 08:35:24 2019 No.10808619 >>10808616 You need to realize that only a tiny fraction of the ritalin will make it into the lobster.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 08:38:27 2019 No.10808624 Op might deliver for once

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 08:39:36 2019 No.10808626 >>10808619 which is a good thing

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 09:10:18 2019 No.10808668 File: 717 KB, 640x360, IMGP6163 (1).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ok at this point he seems rather agitated

Anonymous Mon Jul 15 09:30:21 2019 No.10808686

>>10808668
Is this normal behaviour? You should have some sort of control sample. If he survives you should repeat the experiment and document any periods of agitation regardless of whether he's sober. See if the frequency of agitatiom events increases when he is subjected to amphetamines. Document the dosages.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 09:37:31 2019 No.10808700 >>10808616 Ritalin is not strictly amphetamine, but a derivative. Methylphenidate as it says on the label, jus sayin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 10:30:35 2019 No.10808778 >>10808149 Probably not. Caffeine evolved as a pesticide for fucking up invertebrate nervous systems. So stimulants are probably bad for invertebrates >>10808668 oh shit he already did it. That lobster's probably gonna die.

Anonymous Mon Jul 15 10:35:57 2019 No.10808794
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OK Lobsterbro is still alive and I did a little test to see his aggressiveness, he never usually grabs onto the food to the point where he is pulled outside the water but he does here.

>>	xxXSuiseisekiXx Mon Jul 15 10:57:42 2019 No.10808836 File: 75 KB, 625x571, 1459764229339.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10808794 Fade in blu hue? Isn't that like a testosterone thing in them guies or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 11:03:20 2019 No.10808853 >>10808794 You need to develop a way of conducting this test consistently, and control for factors like hungriness.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 11:05:36 2019 No.10808859 >>10808794 Looks like he's developing autism

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 14:00:17 2019 No.10809172 Ok he seems to be jittering his appendages violently, either coming down or about to die

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 14:05:18 2019 No.10809185 >>10808794 Can you put speakers in his tank o see if he likes some music? I always like to dance on amphetamine so he might too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 14:17:44 2019 No.10809211 File: 36 KB, 500x464, b1557859951520.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10808149 3 sentences require a tldr. The state of todays no attention span society.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 14:34:04 2019 No.10809245 Dear lord

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 14:47:10 2019 No.10809267 >>10809172 I told you to document it, did I not?

Anonymous Mon Jul 15 14:48:57 2019 No.10809274

>>10808572
>I have amphetamine in the form of ritalin 10mg
Ritalin is methylphedinate which is not the same thing as amphetamine. They have some structural similarity and physiological effects but still two different molecules.

I'd suggest you calculate the molarity when a 70 kg man ingests 30 mg amphetamine sulphate. Lets say the man is 70% water so roughly about a volume of 50 liters. Molecular weight of amphetamine sulphate is 368.492 g/mol so it would result in a molarity of c= m/MV = 0.0000016 M = 1.6 µM.

Ritalin has a molecular weight of 233.31 g/mol so if one tablet is worth 10 mg then you'd need a volume of V = m/Mc = 26.8 liters.

So this is overall a very crude approximation but start with one pill in 26.8 liters of water and work your way up from there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 14:56:10 2019 No.10809287 >>10808149 faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 15:42:47 2019 No.10809369 >>10808836 Get help

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 17:35:19 2019 No.10809614 >>10808572 >amphetamine in the form of ritalin 10mg Ritalin isn't amphetamine you retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 18:33:26 2019 No.10809733 >>10808149 this is a good thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 20:44:16 2019 No.10810045 >>10809733 it would be if OP hadn't stopped documenting his crab

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 20:53:20 2019 No.10810063 >>10810045 His mom probably caught him

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 22:08:17 2019 No.10810201 >>10808794 Lmao that lobster is tweaking tf out This is the funniest shit I've seen on /sci/ in a while

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 22:10:39 2019 No.10810204 >>10809274 This. OP gave his lobster a heroic dose.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 22:25:13 2019 No.10810229 >>10809287 >faggot Why the homophobia?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 22:32:31 2019 No.10810236 >>10810229 Because homo's need to be kept in line. by gods will they have no rights and are lower than animals praise god.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 22:39:37 2019 No.10810250 >>10810236 see >>10809369

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 23:01:49 2019 No.10810290 File: 20 KB, 350x350, middle-finger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10808149 >>10808668 >>10808794 >have complete and total authority over a weak creature >torture it with drugs fuck you OP

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 23:05:12 2019 No.10810302 >>10810229 kys

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 23:21:35 2019 No.10810326 >>10808686 No. Crayfish are naturally crepuscular. They should be hiding and inactive in high light environments. I do not know if this crayfish exhibits unnatural behaviour because it is "tame".

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 23:28:48 2019 No.10810342 >>10810236 delete your comment

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 23:33:51 2019 No.10810357 >>10808149 why did you do this op?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 23:36:03 2019 No.10810363 >>10810342 OP torturing animals is worse than someone baiting with poorly paraphrased anti-homosexual muzzie phraseology? You need to get a grip on reality and realize that no one is going to harm any gays especially not incel autists on 4chan

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 23:40:09 2019 No.10810376 Based thread. Fuck anyone who says it is cruel

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 23:51:30 2019 No.10810410 OP give him more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 23:55:30 2019 No.10810422 >>10810376 >lol I’m a sociopath

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 01:53:53 2019 No.10810559 >>10810422 >>10810357 >>10810290 For fucks sake it's a lobster you fucking pussies Its standard to boil them alive when they're prepared for food

Anonymous Tue Jul 16 02:11:05 2019 No.10810582
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Why does everyone just assume OP is torturing the lobster? For all I know the lobster could be having the time of his life spun out on kiddie meth.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 02:17:45 2019 No.10810595 I think that we can conclude that lobsters have a similar reaction to Adderall wow so science

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 02:20:24 2019 No.10810597 >>10808149 Peterson is a nigger

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 02:41:46 2019 No.10810616 >>10810582 This I would be one happy lobster if someone dosed me with kiddie cocaine

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 02:55:47 2019 No.10810633 Fuck off moralfags. The lobster survived so quit bitching

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 03:19:29 2019 No.10810677 >>10810559 m8 i was genuinely curious why op decided to give ritalin to his lobbie friend. i think it's cool and i don't care that he did i just want to know why

Anonymous Tue Jul 16 10:18:49 2019 No.10811347
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>>10810290
>>10810363
>>10810422
>stop hurting that lobster, you fucking monster! He is a precious creation from nature and we should treat it with love and care! I fucking love science!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 10:23:59 2019 No.10811358 >>10811347 If you give him meth on mating, he'll be best and you'll have 50 blue lobsters or so.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 10:34:06 2019 No.10811378 >>10808794 nigga you gave him crack-cocaine

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 10:34:13 2019 No.10811379 >>10810595 It's actual science unlike the rest of the threads up right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 10:48:09 2019 No.10811409 >>10808149 some one did this before https://www.frontiersin.org/articles/10.3389/fphys.2018.00433/full

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 10:59:40 2019 No.10811431 >>10808149 Good thread, must say, he's awfully cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 13:08:57 2019 No.10811697 >>10808794 based and adhdpilled

Anonymous Tue Jul 16 13:16:18 2019 No.10811719

You should consider things like moon phase and tidal waves if you want to predict the situation based on mating and living.

Now he maybe just think, that he have a lot of energy and he have enough energy to waste on food.

Can you make lobsters like that on meth in controlled periodic(modular), outside tested out? Can you get enough data in nature?

You use control environment, not controlled environment for doing experiments, and that's why they are boring.

And don't force them first, just propose if it tries to get itself if it founds.

Hiding stuff in food is not friendly interaction.

Later he can just react to fact you are giving him food and you became enemy by the food, not the meth.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 16:04:57 2019 No.10812095 >>10811409 >https://www.frontiersin.org/articles/10.3389/fphys.2018.00433/full so I am correct then, he is having a blast therefore fuck the basedbois saying OP is torturing the lobster.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 16:27:43 2019 No.10812142 >>10810290 you're probably also against medical animal testing but not a vegan because of your mental gymnastics huh

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:15:09 2019 No.10812487 >>10812095 Fuck yeah, bang that shit lobsterbro

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:21:25 2019 No.10812495 >>10812142 its his pet

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 23:09:07 2019 No.10813051 >>10808149 do you ever cough on ritalin op?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 23:59:31 2019 No.10813243 >>10811409 Nice, great study >>10813051 No

Anonymous Wed Jul 17 07:22:49 2019 No.10814169

>>10812495
Oh wow it has a label that totally changes the type of animal it is. OP is no more of animal torturer than someone eating lobster in a fancy restaurant where they get thrown into boiling water(both of wich im kinda against, but at least this is science). If you're not a vegan you're a hypocrite.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 07:44:30 2019 No.10814193 >autist feeds his lobster ritalin this site never ceases to amuse and confuse me

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 08:00:04 2019 No.10814207 >>10814169 >if you kill the bacteria washing hands you're a monster >b-but the nervous system >animals are our friends WAA WHAAA kys

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 08:09:24 2019 No.10814215 >>10810559 pet lobsters are frens food lobsters are not no bullying the pet lobbie

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 19:07:57 2019 No.10815610 bump

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 03:37:06 2019 No.10816479 >>10812142 If you're not vegan you're Satan

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 03:50:13 2019 No.10816497 >>10811409 Sometimes I wish I was in biology. So easy to come up with research. Just have a dart board with different animals, and one with different drugs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 03:57:02 2019 No.10816507 >>10810422 >>10810559 I’m vegan I don’t eat lobsters you fucking moron. I think it’s wrong and disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 03:58:04 2019 No.10816510 >>10811347 >lol u guys aren’t sociopaths like me XD so that’s so funny Kys

Anonymous Thu Jul 18 03:59:12 2019 No.10816511

>>10814169
nigger I would never give a pet, an animal I've taken into my home and adopted as a member of my family any sort of psychoactive substances without doing at least basic background research on how that species reacts to that substance. if you do that to for instance your dog or cat you should be beaten within an inch of your life. I also never told him to not do it, in fact I didn't say anything to OP at all but only pointed out that someone pretending to hate gays is not worse in any way than someone actually potentially harming their pet. Nigger

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 08:58:06 2019 No.10816857 >>10816497 CONGRATULATIONS ANON! You get to research what happens when polar bears consume cocaine! Did you know that polar bears are the most aggressive bears that we know of?

>>	OP Thu Jul 18 14:17:13 2019 No.10817286 File: 1.82 MB, 400x600, lobber.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Some of you were complaining that the Ritalin wasn't a real amphetamine so I went and scored this

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 14:26:51 2019 No.10817300 >>10817286 How did you fucking get your hands on meth in the short period inbetween your first post and this one?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 14:27:22 2019 No.10817302 >>10816511 >lobster part of family kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 14:28:24 2019 No.10817308 >>10817286 prick to his animals but based scientist

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 14:50:04 2019 No.10817340 >>10817300 He's probably australian. Pretty sure that's a maron. Not sure if they are exported. Point being meth is everywhere in australia (it comes from china). Pretty impressed by that crustaceans tolerance to narcotics.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 15:05:24 2019 No.10817364 >>10817340 >Pretty impressed by that crustaceans tolerance to narcotics. The Virgin Hermit Crab vs. the Chad Lobster

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 15:11:43 2019 No.10817380 >>10817286 I hope that's not actually meth.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 18:01:19 2019 No.10817709 >>10817286 Lad why are you so intent on giving lobsterbro a fucking heart attack and potenty lobster psychosis?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 21:26:58 2019 No.10818256 File: 130 KB, 910x682, 1547346420375.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10817709 Mfw crayfish don't have a heart.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 21:31:10 2019 No.10818264 >>10810559 We boil them to eat not for the sake or torture

Anonymous Thu Jul 18 21:49:01 2019 No.10818287

>>10818264
we aren't giving it drugs for the sake "or" torture. the goal here isn't to inflict as much pain as possible onto the underwater lizard. op could quite easily grab some nail clippers and start chopping bits of it off, or give it a very lethal dose. As far as we know Mr. Lobster is still alive and could be potentially having a great time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 22:11:17 2019 No.10818324 >>10818287 Probably having a heart attack mate in fucking agony. And whos we?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 00:23:58 2019 No.10818572 >>10817286 We want to see the aftermath

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 00:45:24 2019 No.10818606 >>10818256 Recheck your facts dude

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 00:45:42 2019 No.10818608 >>10808149 true

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 02:51:26 2019 No.10818811 >>10817286 I kek'd so hard I almost fell out of my seat

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 04:00:01 2019 No.10818869 >>10817286 Toasting in science bread

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 06:13:44 2019 No.10818965 >>10817300 he didn't, it's most likely just salt also i doubt he even gave it ritalin

>>	OP Fri Jul 19 06:49:00 2019 No.10818996 >>10818965 >salt >white dust Current observations on the subject: Rapid twitching of the whiskers and chelicerae Swimmerets are swishing back and forth more rapidly than usual Agitation, raises its claws defensively when I move my hand's shadow over it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 06:50:45 2019 No.10818998 >>10818996 yes, salt can be in dust form like any kind of crystals

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 07:01:02 2019 No.10819007 >>10817286 >sidesinorbit.gif you're my fucking hero

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 07:25:10 2019 No.10819034 >>10808149 Dont listen to the fags, It was a nice experiment but he or she? wont have kids so...ill tell a stoner friend about this and lets see if he has enough atention span to raise a colony of spiders with weed

OP Fri Jul 19 07:27:38 2019 No.10819038

>>10819034
He or she (its difficult to sex them and I haven't tried) won't have children because it will die in that tank. These lobsters are extremely aggressive by nature and they dismember each other for hiding spots. I had to give all his brothers and sisters away because they were massacring themselves

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 11:37:29 2019 No.10819340 >>10819038 At least this one got rewarded with meth after defeating his siblings, lol.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 13:30:16 2019 No.10819572 u got to step up your spearmints bro, dump a handle of vodka in the tank and add more methamphetamine

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 16:22:05 2019 No.10819930 >>10819572 This, keep it going. And record it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 20:11:20 2019 No.10820344 Anon is doing God's work. Bless up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 20:30:47 2019 No.10820391 >>10808557 This makes sense to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 20:33:38 2019 No.10820400 >>10814207 Tightly circumcised.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 21:18:41 2019 No.10820514 Nice /b/ tier thread where it actually belongs. Reported faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 00:24:35 2019 No.10820818 >>10808149 [math] Future~Work\\ ~\\ Introduce~female~lobster\\ Record~videos\\ Sell~videos~at~speedlobsters.com\\ [/math]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 15:27:05 2019 No.10822409 >>10810290 it's for science, so that makes it ok

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 15:31:55 2019 No.10822425 >>10820818 CRUSTACEANED.COM

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 01:44:17 2019 No.10824032 Was a new thread for this made

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 01:50:16 2019 No.10824039 >>10811347 This but unironically.

>>	OP Sun Jul 21 13:42:51 2019 No.10825207 File: 2.16 MB, 4128x3096, IMG_20190722_014009.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ok so things took a turn I completely didn't expect, the lobster moulted

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 13:55:21 2019 No.10825240 >>10811358 YeH Op do this so we can all have a pet blue lobbie and give meth too

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 13:56:40 2019 No.10825247 >>10825207 what's happening in that pic? vid

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 13:58:19 2019 No.10825254 >>10825207 Meth causes lobsters to have advance moulting?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 14:02:59 2019 No.10825274 >>10825207 Ahh so he's finally coming out of his shell. You can begin to observe the experiment for real.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 14:05:42 2019 No.10825279 >>10825207 Now this is legit interesting. Was he due to moult?

>>	OP Sun Jul 21 14:11:25 2019 No.10825299 File: 2.05 MB, 4128x3096, IMG_20190722_020905.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10825247 Here he is outside the moult >>10825254 It's possible He might just be due for a moult, it's been about 2 months

>>	OP Sun Jul 21 14:18:07 2019 No.10825315 >>10825240 When berried the female carries at least 50 eggs or younglings (They remain stuck under the moms tail). These things breed like crazy which is why I think they make good subjects for experimentation.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 14:30:37 2019 No.10825342 >>10818572 More like aftermeth

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 14:52:55 2019 No.10825412 >>10825299 Has his behavior changed much before/after? Did he crash and sleep 12 hours?

>>	OP Sun Jul 21 14:55:42 2019 No.10825422 >>10825412 Can't tell. I missed the whole moulding because I was sleeping.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 14:59:17 2019 No.10825436 >>10817286 Put me in the screen cap

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 15:12:55 2019 No.10825472 >>10825422 Did you at least watch him after the mething

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 18:47:43 2019 No.10825941 >>10808149 get two tanks, dissolve speed in one tank, you can put him in the speed tank to dose then remove him

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 06:56:52 2019 No.10827197 >>10825941 This OP, we need controls.

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